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>> RIGHT NOW, ON
"HARDCORE PAWN: CHICAGO"...
>> I GOT A BET OF A LIFETIME.
THE HORSE IS READY TO POP.
>> ...WAYNE GETS A HOT TIP ON A
HORSE.
>> THAT TIP BETTER BE REAL.
DON'T LET ME DOWN.
>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
DEGRAZIA'S NOT THE TYPE OF GUY
YOU WANT TO GIVE BAD TIP TO.
>> AND LATER...
>> I'VE SEEN BETTER HORSES ON A
MERRY-GO-ROUND.
>> ...WILL WAYNE'S HORSE BEAT
THE ODDS?
>> I HOPE SO FOR YOU.
>> COME ON!
MOVE IT!
SON OF A ***.
>> THIS IS ROYAL'S LUCKY DAY.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> EVERY DAY IS ROYAL'S LUCKY
DAY.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING GOOD.
WHAT WE HAVE IS GONNA MAKE YOUR
DAY.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>> IN 1925, ONE OF MY WIFE'S
RELATIVES WENT OUT AND SAID, "I
NEED A GIMMICK THAT WILL MAKE ME
A HEALTHIER, HAPPIER PERSON."
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE, TO ME, LIKE
SOMETHING DR. FRANKENSTEIN WOULD
HAVE IN HIS LABORATORY.
>> THIS A RENEW LIFE
ULTRAVIOLET GENERATOR.
>> WHAT IS THIS THING ACTUALLY
USED FOR, THOUGH?
>> WELL, IT WAS USED TO GIVE YOU
HEALTH-GIVING RAYS.
ACCORDING TO THE BROCHURE,
WRITTEN BY A GENUINE DOCTOR, IT
WILL CURE GONORRHEA, GLEET,
GOITER, FEMALE PROBLEMS.
>> HE'S GOT THAT.
>> SO, LET'S TURN IT TO "ON."
[ CLICKING ]
>> WHOA!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING
DOES, BUT I DON'T WANT THAT DONE
TO ME.
>> YOU CAN ALREADY SEE THE
ULTRAVIOLET SHOOTING UP,
SPREADING OUT.
THEY'RE HEALTH-GIVING
ULTRAVIOLET.
LIKE THAT MOVIE "SPINAL TAP," IT
GOES TO 11.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THE
PROSTATE-HEALTH ONE?
>> YES.
RIGHT ON HIM.
>> YOU PUT IT IN UP TO THE BULB,
I BELIEVE THE INSTRUCTIONS
INDICATE, AND LET THE MAGIC
BEGIN.
>> YOU HAD IT ALL THESE YEARS.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET RID OF
IT?
>> WE'RE PLANNING SOME BIG
PARTIES THIS SUMMER, SO I'M
FIGURING THIS WILL UNDERWRITE
ONE OR TWO WONDERFUL DAYS OF
PARTYING DEPENDING ON HOW
GENEROUS YOU ARE.
>> AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THIS
THING HERE?
>> CONSIDERING THAT THIS IS
WORTH THOUSANDS, I'M WILLING TO
ACCEPT SOMETHING AROUND $500.
>> WHOO.
THERE'S NO WAY THIS THING'S
WORTH MORE THAN $200.
I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A DEAL.
HOW ABOUT 50 BUCKS?
>> [ LAUGHS ] FORGIVE ME.
I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN PART
WITH THIS -- THIS MEMORABILIA
WITH THIS HISTORY...
>> I UNDERSTAND.
>> ...FOR LESS THAN $100.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT YOU'RE
FINALLY COMING DOWN TO EARTH, SO
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
75 BUCKS.
>> AND A FREE ZAP.
>> WE'LL GIVE EACH ONE OF YOU A
PARTING ZAP.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> $75.
>> $75 IS DONE.
>> OKAY.
>> STEP UP TO THE WINDOW.
>> COME ON DOWN TO THE WINDOW.
I'LL HAVE MY KID WRITE YOU UP.
>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
TRY IT OUT LATER WHEN YOU HAVE A
MOMENT.
>> YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA TEST OUT
THAT SPECIAL ONE.
I KNOW IT.
>> NEVER SAY "GOODBYE."
I ALWAYS SAY, "SEE YOU LATER.
NEXT TIME."
>> HEY.
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM THE TRACK?
>> YEAH. CHIVE.
>> YEAH. WAYNE.
HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?
>> GOOD. HOW YOU DOING, WAYNE?
>> GOOD.
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A WHILE.
>> YEAH.
ACTUALLY, THE TRACK IS KIND OF
THE REASON I'M HERE.
>> THIS GUY IS WHAT YOU A
RAILBIRD.
HE'S ALWAYS AT THE RACETRACK.
HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO GET AN
EDGE ON HIS BETS.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE PAWNSHOP
TODAY?
>> I GOT SOMETHING REALLY
SPECIAL.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> IT'S A HORSESHOE OFF OF
BEAU GENIUS --
WILLIE SHOEMAKER'S LAST RACE.
THIS WAS SIGNED IN INDELIBLE INK
BY WILLIE SHOEMAKER, WINNINGEST
HORSE JOCKEY EVER, PROBABLY.
8,833 WINS.
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
PHENOMENAL PIECES OF HORSE-RACE
HISTORY HERE.
>> AUTOGRAPHS CAN BE VERY
VALUABLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE
ON UNIQUE ITEMS LIKE THIS
HORSESHOE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS THING IS
REAL?
YOU WERE THERE WHEN HE SIGNED
THIS?
>> I WAS THERE.
I SAW HIM SIGN IT.
I'LL PRINT YOU UP A CERTIFICATE
OF AUTHENTICITY IF YOU WANT.
>> WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO
ME?
I NEED SOMEONE WITH A REPUTABLE,
YOU KNOW -- SOMEONE WHO DOES
THAT STUFF, NOT JUST A GUY OFF
THE STREET TO SIGN IT.
>> BUT I WAS THERE.
>> YEAH, BUT THAT DON'T MEAN
NOTHING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
>> I NEED $200.
>> THERE'S NO WAY I COULD PAY
YOU $200.
THE BEST I CAN DO IS 50 BUCKS.
>> [ SIGHS ]
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HOLD IN
YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW?
>> EVEN 50 BUCKS IS A LOT OF
MONEY CONSIDERING I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S AUTHENTIC.
BUT I LIKE TO GAMBLE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 'CAUSE I DO
SEE YOU OUT THERE ONCE IN A
WHILE, I'M GONNA GO 75 BUCKS
HERE.
I'LL TAKE A SHOT WITH YOUR LUCKY
HORSESHOE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
IT'S NOT GONNA DO IT FOR ME.
THAT THING IS WORTH PROBABLY
$800, $900.
IT'S VERY RARE.
>> I'LL GO 100 BUCKS, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.
>> I CAN'T DO THAT.
CAN'T YOU COME UP TO $200?
I NEED $200.
I GOT A BET OF A LIFETIME.
I GOT A TIP.
I GOT A SURE THING AT THE RACES.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THE TIP IS
GOOD?
>> YOU KNOW THE TRAINER OF THE
HORSE?
UM, THE HORSE -- THEY KIND OF
HELD HIM BACK A LITTLE BIT, AND,
UM, THE HORSE IS READY TO POP.
>> I KNOW THAT STUFF HAPPENS
SOMETIMES.
>> IT DOES.
I'M PUTTING EVERY PENNY ON IT.
IT'S GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
>> HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO FOR
YOU.
I'M GONNA SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE
WITH YOU.
I'M GONNA KEEP THE HORSESHOE,
AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE
TIP.
150 BUCKS.
YOU PUT IT ON A LONG SHOT,
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY.
>> DEAL. $150.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT RACE IS IT?
>> RACE ONE. HORSE THREE.
>> OKAY.
COME ON DOWN TO THE WINDOW, AND
WE'LL WRITE YOU UP.
>> OKAY.
>> SURE IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT IF
THE TIP PAYS OFF, A $200 BET
COULD TURN INTO 10 GRAND.
THIS COULD BE A DOUBLE SCORER.
I'M TELLING YOU WHAT -- THE
HORSESHOE AND THAT TIP BETTER BE
REAL.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> DON'T LET ME DOWN.
>> I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
THANKS VERY MUCH.
SEE YOU.
>> YOU'LL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
>> WHAT DID YOU BUY?
>> I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
COULD BE SOMETHING REALLY GOOD.
>> YEAH, I JUST CALLED IN ABOUT
THIS CAMERA.
Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WOULD TAKE IT.
>> THIS CAMERA?
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YEAH.
>> WE CAN'T TAKE THIS.
WHO'D YOU TALK TO, MAN?
>> I GUESS I TALKED TO YOU.
I TALKED TO SOME MALE VOICE.
>> THIS GUY'S FULL OF IT.
NOBODY WOULD BUY SOMETHING OVER
THE PHONE WITHOUT SEEING IT.
THIS IS AN OLD CAMERA.
AND IT DOESN'T HAVE A LENS.
THIS IS NO GOOD.
WE CAN'T TAKE THIS.
>> IT WORK. GO ON.
CHECK IT OUT. IT'S WORKS.
>> THERE'S NO LENS.
HOW'S IT GONNA WORK?
>> I EXPLAINED THIS WAS A CAMERA
OVER THE PHONE.
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
TALKED TO.
DID YOU TALK TO SOMEONE OVER THE
PHONE?
>> Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WAS GONNA
BUY THIS CAMERA.
MAN, LOOK, I JUST TOOK TWO BUSES
AND THE TRAIN TO GET HERE.
I AIN'T LEAVING TILL Y'ALL GO
AHEAD AND GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR
THIS CAMERA.
>> THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO WITH
IT.
I'M SORRY.
>> [BLEEP] YOU MEAN YOU AIN'T
GONNA TAKE THIS?
YOU MUST NOT UNDERSTAND.
YOU GONNA BUY THIS CAMERA.
>> OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
>> I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR NO
REASON.
>> HEY, ROGERS.
>> WHAT? WE GOT A PROBLEM, MAN?
>> THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
WE JUST CAN'T USE YOUR CAMERA.
>> LOOK, OVER THE PHONE, HE SAID
HE WAS GONNA BUY THIS CAMERA.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
YOU DON'T MAKE US DO NOTHING UP
IN HERE.
>> OH, MAN, Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO BE
A PAWNSHOP.
>> SEE THAT SIGN THAT SAY
"EXIT"?
SEE THAT SIGN THAT SAY "EXIT"?
>> WE'RE A PAWNSHOP, NOT A JUNK
STORE.
>> LOOK HERE, MAN.
>> PAWNSHOP.
>> GIVE ME SOMETHING.
>> HEY, SIR, IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO LEAVE, MAN.
>> WHAT ABOUT $10, MAN?
>> IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE,
SIR.
>> LOOK HERE, MAN, I GOT TO AT
LEAST GET MY BUS FARE SO I CAN
GET ON BACK.
>> SELL IT TO SOMEONE ON THE
STREET, 'CAUSE I CAN'T USE IT.
I CAN'T USE IT.
>> MAN.
>> YOU CAN LEAVE WALKING OR YOU
CAN LEAVING LAYING DOWN.
>> I AIN'T LEAVE [BLEEP]
>> COMING UP, WAYNE RAISES THE
STAKES.
>> I GOT A TIP ON A LONG SHOT AT
THE TRACK.
DO YOU WANT IN OR NOT?
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HORSE?
>> I'VE SEEN MIRACLES.
>> MIRACLES?!
HE'S GONNA NEED ONE.
>> YOU CAN LEAVE WALKING OR YOU
CAN LEAVING LAYING DOWN.
EITHER WAY IT GOES, BROTHER.
>> YOU AIN'T ABOUT TO TOUCH ME.
I AIN'T LEAVE [BLEEP]
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA BUY THE
CAMERA OVER THE PHONE, MAN.
>> LET'S GO, MAN. LET'S GO.
>> LOOK HERE, MAN.
LOOK HERE, Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WAS
GONNA BUY THIS CAMERA!
LOOK, Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WAS GONNA
BUY THIS CAMERA!
>> WELL, WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO?
GO AHEAD, MAN!
WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO, HUH?
THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU, MAN?
YOU THINK I'M PLAYING?
>> LOOK, LOOK, MAN.
Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WAS GONNA BUY
THIS CAMERA!
>> WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO IT, YOU
DO IT.
>> THAT'S A'IGHT, THOUGH.
I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY DON'T
[BLEEP] WITH Y'ALL ***-***
PAWNSHOP.
>> WHATEVER, MAN.
>> WHERE'S YOUR DAD GOING, NATE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> KEEPS DISAPPEARING.
I'M SO SICK OF HIM LEAVING ALL
THE TIME.
HI. CAN I HELP YOU?
>> HI.
I'M TRYING TO SELL THIS RING.
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
IT'S A PRETTY RING.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A 2.5-, 3-CARAT.
>> YES.
IT WAS MY MOTHER'S FOR 32 YEARS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL IT?
>> I'M TRYING TO MOVE FROM
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA, BACK TO
CHICAGO TO BE NEAR MY PARENTS.
>> I DON'T BLAME YOU.
CHICAGO'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> IT IS.
>> JUST LIKE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> 32 YEARS IS A LONG TIME SHE
HAD THIS.
>> YEAH, IT IS, BUT I REALLY
NEED THE MONEY.
>> PEOPLE WHO SELL HEIRLOOMS
USUALLY REGRET IT.
SOMETIMES THEY COME IN TO BUY
THEM BACK, BUT ONCE I SELL THEM,
THEY'RE GONE FOREVER.
I KNOW, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT I
CAN DO IS I CAN MAKE YOU A LOAN
AND LET YOU COME BACK AND GET
IT.
>> I PROBABLY WON'T HAVE THE
MONEY TO COME BACK AND GET IT.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
>> WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU ENOUGH
TIME.
I FEEL BAD.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SELL IT.
>> NO, I REALLY NEED TO SELL IT.
I NEED TO MOVE AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE.
>> GOD, IT'S A PRETTY RING.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A VS2
TO A SI1, WHICH IS A PRETTY GOOD
GRADE.
YOU GOT SOME BAGUETTES WITH SOME
PRINCESS CUTS IN THE MOUNTING.
YOU SEE THAT?
>> YES.
>> I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY'RE
DIFFERENT DIAMONDS.
>> DIDN'T KNOW.
>> I KNOW DIAMONDS A LITTLE BIT,
YOU KNOW?
>> THAT'S GOOD.
>> MY DAD TAUGHT ME THEM.
HE DID A LOT FOR ME, MY OLD MAN.
>> WELL, I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO MY
DAD.
THAT'S WHY I WANT TO MOVE BACK.
>> ARE YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT ARE YOU, IN YOUR HEAD,
LOOKING TO GET FOR THIS RING?
>> AT LEAST $9,000.
>> $9,000?
I REALLY WANT TO HELP THIS GIRL
MOVE BACK WITH HER FAMILY, BUT
9 GRAND IS RETAIL.
I'D BE TAKING A LOSS.
IT'S AN OLDER-STYLE RING, SO I'M
PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO RESET THE
DIAMOND.
NO ONE'S GONNA BUY AN OLD
SETTING THESE DAYS.
HOW ABOUT $5,000?
>> $5,000 WOULDN'T EVEN COVER MY
MOVING.
NO.
HOW ABOUT $8,000?
>> I'M LUCKY TO GET $8,000 FOR
IT, AND I'M GONNA SPEND ANOTHER
$1,000, $1,500 INTO IT.
I'M GONNA GO $7,000, OKAY?
IS THAT A FAIR --
>> SOUNDS GREAT.
>> YOU HAPPY?
>> YES.
THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
BRING IT TO THE WINDOW.
THAT'S A REAL FAIR DEAL.
SHE'LL GET ENOUGH TO MOVE, AND
AFTER I RESET THE STONE, I'LL
PROBABLY GET ABOUT 10K FOR THE
RING.
LYSIE, GIVE HER $7,000 ON A BUY.
>> CAN YOU BRING ME A DIAMOND
TESTER?
>> LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.
>> FIRST OF ALL, I HAD TO TAKE
CARE OF SOME BUSINESS, AND
SECOND OF ALL, THE BOSS IS NEVER
LATE, OKAY?
DON'T BE PLAYING WITH THIS!
IT'S NOT A TOY!
THIS IS A HORSESHOE SIGNED BY
WILLIE SHOEMAKER.
>> HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR IT?
>> $150.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS COULD BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY, AND I GOT A GUY WHO KNOWS
ABOUT HORSESHOES, OKAY?
>> WHAT IS HE, A BLACKSMITH?
>> NO.
IT'S MY OLD BUDDY EDDIE.
HE'S COMING DOWN HERE TO TELL ME
IF THIS THING'S REAL OR NOT.
HE'S AN EXPERT ON RACING
MEMORABILIA.
>> REALLY?
>> AND ANOTHER THING -- AS PART
OF THE DEAL OF PAYING THE $150,
I GOT A TIP ON A LONG SHOT AT
THE TRACK.
>> YOU'RE A SICK GAMBLER --
DEMENTED GAMBLER.
>> YOU'RE JUST DEMENTED.
DO YOU WANT IN OR NOT?
>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
I DON'T WANT IN ON IT.
THE HORSESHOE'S FAKE, AND
PROBABLY THE TIP IS FAKE.
CAN I BUY MY TOY BACK?
>> DON'T TOUCH THIS THING.
AND LEAVE IT UP LIKE THIS,
'CAUSE IF YOU PUT IT DOWN LIKE
THIS...
>> OH, MY GOD! YOU GOT TO BE --
>> ...YOUR LUCK GOES DOWN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> LEAVE THAT THERE AND DO NOT
TOUCH IT.
>> YOU KNOW THE BIG DOPE LEFT
THE HORSESHOE UPSIDE DOWN?
>> HEY.
>> HEY, WAYNE.
>> WHAT'S UP, EDDIE?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> DOING WELL. DOING WELL.
>> EDDIE IS A FORMER JOCKEY.
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT HORSE
RACING.
HEY, NATE!
BRING ME OUT THAT HORSESHOE.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?
>> I DON'T KID YOU ABOUT
ANYTHING, BOY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
>> WHOA.
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, A GUY WHO
I KNOW FROM THE TRACK -- HE'S A
REGULAR OUT THERE -- HE TOLD ME
THAT WAS FROM WILLIE SHOEMAKER'S
LAST RACE AND HE PERSONALLY
SIGNED IT FOR HIM.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
>> A GUY WHO I KNOW FROM THE
TRACK -- HE'S A REGULAR OUT
THERE -- HE TOLD ME THAT WAS
FROM WILLIE SHOEMAKER'S LAST
RACE AND HE PERSONALLY SIGNED IT
FOR HIM.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
>> NUMBER ONE IS, THIS IS A
STEEL SHOE AS OPPOSED TO
ALUMINUM.
RACEHORSES HAVE NOT USED STEEL
SHOES IN 50 YEARS.
>> OH, YOU SERIOUS?
>> AS FAR AS THE BEING
SHOEMAKER'S WORN ON THE
RACEHORSE, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
>> DIDN'T HAPPEN, HUH?
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> HOWEVER, IF THIS IS
SHOEMAKER'S SIGNATURE, THIS
COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
>> OH.
>> PROBABLY A COLLECTOR, ON A
HORSESHOE, COULD PROBABLY PAY UP
TO $1,000 FOR THIS.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I BROUGHT
SOMETHING WITH ME THAT HE GAVE
ME AWHILE BACK AGO THAT HAS THE
SIGNATURES ON IT.
SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE A
LOOK AT THAT AND SEE WHAT WE CAN
MATCH UP THE SIGNATURE?
AS YOU CAN TELL, HE SIGNS
"BILL SHOEMAKER," AND HERE HE
SIGNS "THE SHOE" HERE.
AND HE SIGNED IT "WILLIE."
WILLIE WAS THE NAME THAT HE
DIDN'T REALLY USE.
PEOPLE THAT KNEW SHOEMAKER
DIDN'T CALL HIM WILLIE.
THEY CALLED HIM EITHER BILL OR
"THE SHOE."
LET'S LOOK AT THE "S."
THE "S" DOESN'T QUITE MATCH.
EVERYTHING ELSE MIGHT BE THE
SAME EXCEPT THE "S" DOESN'T
QUITE GIVE YOU ANY DEGREE OF
CONFIDENCE, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T
LOOK AT ALL LIKE "THE SHOE'S"
SIGNATURE.
>> NO. I SEE THAT.
[BLEEP]
SO, THE GUY SOLD ME A FAKE
AUTOGRAPH.
HE'S NOT AN AUTOGRAPH EXPERT.
WHAT HE IS A HORSE EXPERT.
I'M STILL BETTING ON THAT HORSE.
OKAY, THANKS, EDDIE.
>> BYE-BYE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> SO, WHAT DID YOUR GUY SAY?
>> HE SAYS HE DON'T THINK THE
SIGNATURE'S REAL.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
>> THERE'S TWO THINGS THAT ARE
REAL -- THE HORSESHOE'S A REAL
HORSESHOE...
>> BIG DEAL.
>> ...AND THE TIP IS REAL.
THE TIP IS SO GOOD, I TOLD
STEVE DEGRAZIA.
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> DEGRAZIA JUST PUT A BIG BET
ON IT HIMSELF FOR 2 G's.
>> STEVE DEGRAZIA'S A CUSTOMER
WE DO A LOT OF BUSINESS WITH.
SO, I ALWAYS TREAT HIM SQUARE
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HE'D DO IF WE GAVE HIM A
BUM DEAL.
DEGRAZIA'S NOT THE TYPE OF GUY
YOU WANT TO GIVE A BAD TIP TO.
>> WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE TRACK
WITH DEGRAZIA.
>> YOU'RE LEAVING NOW?
>> YEAH, I'M LEAVING NOW.
>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
WAYNE'S GONNA BE SO SORRY WHEN
THAT HORSE COMES IN LAST AND
THEN HE LOSES HIS MONEY, THEN,
WORST OF ALL, HE'S GOT
STEVE DEGRAZIA ON HIS CASE.
YOU NEVER WORK!
>> I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BABY.
>> YOU'RE A LOWLIFE!
>> [ SMOOCHES ] LOVE YOU.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD
DAY TODAY.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY.
>> I HOPE SO.
PLAYED POKER ALL NIGHT.
>> TIRED, HUH?
>> YEAH, I'M TIRED AS HELL.
>> WELL, LISTEN, I WOULDN'T CALL
YOU IF I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING
GOOD FOR YOU.
>> YOU BETTER BE RIGHT, WAYNE.
>> 200 BUCKS TO WIN, BABY.
GOT ONE FOR YOU.
>> HI, GUYS.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
$200 ON THE THREE HORSE TO WIN.
LET'S BLOW OUT OF HERE.
I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S MY LUCKY
HORSESHOE, BABY.
>> HOPE HE LOOKS HALFWAY DECENT.
>> WELL, WE'LL SEE.
WE'LL CHECK HIM OUT RIGHT NOW.
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
WHOA, SEE?
HE'S ALL EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
>> I'VE SEEN BETTER HORSES ON A
MERRY-GO-ROUND.
AND THEY'RE BOLTED TO THE
GROUND.
>> I WAS HOPING DEGRAZIA WOULD
BE A LITTLE MORE IMPRESSED, BUT,
THEN AGAIN, I WAS HOPING THE
HORSE WOULD BE MORE IMPRESSIVE.
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HORSE?
>> I'VE SEEN MIRACLES.
>> MIRACLES?!
>> HE'S GONNA NEED ONE.
>> 'CAUSE IF HE LOSES, HE'S
GONNA BE MAD.
AND IT AIN'T GOOD WHEN
DEGRAZIA'S MAD.
I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA DO OKAY
ON THIS ONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> WAYNE, BELIEVE ME, I HOPE SO.
I HOPE SO FOR YOU.
[ FANFARE ]
>> GOT MY LUCKY HORSESHOE HERE!
I CAN'T LOSE!
>> WE'LL SEE.
>> HERE IT IS.
IT'S GONNA START RIGHT NOW.
HERE WE GO, BABY.
[ BELL RINGS ]
THERE THEY GO!
COME ON, NUMBER THREE!
COME ON!
KEEP IT GOING!
OH, THEY'RE ALWAYS [BLEEP] LAST.
HE'S LAST!
SON OF A ***.
COME ON!
PICK IT UP!
>> WAYNE, LOOK WHERE THIS HORSE
IS AT.
>> HE'S LAST.
COME ON, NUMBER THREE!
COME ON, BABY.
COME ON!
>> THIS HORSE IS DEAD LAST.
>> SON OF A ***!
>> THIS HORSE AIN'T GOT A
PRAYER.
>> HE'S COMING UP A LITTLE BIT
NOW.
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
>> HE'S COMING, ALL RIGHT.
SO IS CHRISTMAS.
>> WELL, HE'S MAKING A MOVE NOW.
COME ON!
MOVE IT! MAKE YOUR MOVE!
KEEP IT GOING! LET'S GO!
MOVE IT UP!
COME ON!
HE'S CATCHING UP.
COME ON! A LITTLE QUICKER.
LITTLE QUICKER, MAN. LET'S GO.
YOU'RE BY A NOSE! LET'S GO!
>> COME ON, BABY.
>> KEEP IT GOING, BABY.
COME ON! KEEP IT UP!
COME ON BABY.
>> WELL, HE'S MAKING A MOVE NOW.
COME ON!
MOVE IT! MAKE YOUR MOVE!
KEEP IT GOING!
LET'S GO!
MOVE IT UP! COME ON!
HE'S CATCHING UP.
COME ON! LITTLE QUICKER.
LITTLE QUICKER, MAN. LET'S GO!
YOU'RE BY A NOSE! LET'S GO!
>> COME ON, BABY.
>> KEEP IT GOING, BABY.
COME ON! KEEP IT UP!
>> COME ON, BABY.
>> COME ON.
MOVE IT UP! MOVE IT UP!
MOVE IT UP!
HE WON! HE WON!
>> AND THE WINNER IS NUMBER
THREE, SPLASHING STORM.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HORSE.
>> I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T LOSE.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> WE MADE IT, BABY.
>> BACK OFF.
>> SORRY, MAN.
>> THANKS A LOT.
>> I JUST MADE A PILE OF CASH.
DEGRAZIA'S NOT MAD AT ME.
WIN-WIN, BABY.
WHAT A RACE!
>> COME ON.
LET'S GO COLLECT BEFORE THEY RUN
OUT OF MONEY.
>> JUST BY A NOSE, BABY, BY A
NOSE.
>> THAT'S ALL IT TAKES.
>> I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, MAN,
IT MAY NOT BE WORTH A LOT OF
MONEY, BUT IT BROUGHT US A LOT
OF LUCK TODAY, BUDDY.
>> $3,220.
>> HERE, HONEY.
THIS IS FOR YOU.
BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I'LL TELL YOU --
>> GET YOUR ARM OFF OF ME.
WE WIN A BET.
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED OVER
IT.
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> ALL DAY LONG, MAN, YOU DON'T
WORK.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
>> [ HUMMING CONTINUES ]
LUCKY HORSESHOE!
MY HORSE WAS DEAD LAST.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT THE
END?
HE WON.
$3,100.
THE BEST PART OF WINNING IS
LOOKING AT MY BROTHER'S FACE.
OVER $3,000 PROFIT, BABY!
I SEE IT NOW.
I SEE 40-TO-1, I SEE 50-TO-1
SHOTS.
I GOT THEM ALL COVERED, BABY!
I SEE EVERY ONE OF THEM.
>> YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
THIS IS GONNA ENCOURAGE WAYNE TO
KEEP ON MAKING THESE STUPID
DEALS, AND NO ONE GETS LUCKY
EVERY TIME.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL RENT
IT TO YOU FOR A COUPLE HOURS IF
YOU WANT.
KEEP YOUR DAY JOB MAN.