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♪ YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ YOUR MOMMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
♪ SHE SAID, YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE ♪
♪ BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE ♪
♪ YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT ♪
♪ RIGHT AND WRONG ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD, BABY ♪
♪ I BELIEVE YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE ♪
♪ SHAME ABOUT IT, BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN ♪
♪ THINGS AIN'T BEEN THE SAME ♪
♪ SINCE THE BLUES WALKED IN OUR TOWN ♪
♪ BUT YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT SHOTGUN SHINE ♪
♪ SHAME ABOUT IT, BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN ♪
♪ WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES ♪
♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
♪ GOT YOURSELF A GUN ♪
( male on tv ) ... in the bottom of the eighth, a very tight game.
A hot day...
It certainly is, Roger.
Mets tying it up two to two in the sixth.
Man on second...
WANT ANOTHER SUPER-NACHO ?
NO, THEY BEEN SITTIN' TOO LONG.
THE CHEESE IS ALL SWEATY.
THIS GUY IN THE JOINT, CRAZY RASTA *** ?
USED TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE ON THE RADIATOR.
HE PUT THE BREAD BETWEEN TWO SHEETS OF PAPER.
HAD A WHOLE SYSTEM.
WHAT'D YOU DO TO YOUR FOOT ?
THE OTHER NIGHT...
***' IRVINGTON.
TWO BLACK GUYS JUMPED ME OUTSIDE A BAR.
WITH HALF OF THEM LOCKED UP MAKIN' GRILLED CHEESE
YOU'D THINK THERE WOULDN'T BE SO MANY AROUND TO MAKE TROUBLE.
SHOULD I MELT ANOTHER BATCH ?
NAH.
I'M GOOD.
I GOT DINNER IN THE CITY.
SO, FINN, YOU GOT ANY PLANS FOR THE SUMMER ?
GOIN' BACK TO MISSION VIEJO TO SURF OR WHATEVER ?
ACTUALLY I'M HOPIN' TO STAY HERE IN THE CITY.
HOW'S SUMMER SCHOOL GOING ?
IT SUCKS.
I DID SUMMER SCHOOL ONCE.
YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN.
CASA CARMELA ?
HE'S LOOKING AT MAXIMUM SECURITY SUMMER.
EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.
WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOUR MOTHER A BREAK, HUH ?
FOR THE RECORD, SHE'S THE ONE HOLDIN' THIS FAMILY TOGETHER
UNDER THIS CURRENT SITUATION AND ALL.
CAN WE GET THE CHECK PLEASE ?
THE YOUNG MAN TOOK CARE OF IT.
YOU PAID THE CHECK ?
I FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO,
YOU KNOW, GENEROUS, I SHOULD RECIPROCATE.
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T GET YOUR HEAD HANDED TO YA.
DAD...
LET'S GET SOMETHIN' STRAIGHT.
YOU EAT.
I PAY.
MR. SOPRANO--
NO, WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FAMILY, YOU PAY.
LET'S GO.
JUST TAKE THE MONEY.
ALRIGHT LISTEN, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF IN THERE.
NO, IT'S FINE.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO OVERSTEP.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU.
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, UH, I RESPECT YOU TRYING.
AND THEN HE FELL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER.
HE DID CALL ME LATE THE NEXT MORNING.
AND HE SENT FLOWERS.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM ALL WEEK.
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
THAT IT WAS NICE, YOU KNOW.
AND IT WAS NICE.
HE WAS VERY SWEET ACTUALLY.
SO, YOU THINK WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PARTY
IS AN OVERTURE TONY WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER ?
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.
HE'S DROPPIN' AJ OFF LATER.
THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEED TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW.
OH, PLEASE, HE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.
( car approaching )
OH, THAT'S HIM.
YOU TWO SHOULD TALK.
LET ME JUST PEE.
OKAY.
SO, WAS YOUR FATHER IN A RUSH NOW OR SOMETHING ?
NO, SAID HE WAS TIRED.
SAID TO GIVE YOU THIS AND A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
( clearing throat )
THANK GOD.
IT'S THE LAST THING I NEEDED WAS TO TALK TO HIM.
KNOW WHO LOVED GOLF ?
IT WAS JOEY PEEPS.
MAY HE REST IN PEACE.
YEAH, IT'S SAD WHEN THEY GO YOUNG LIKE THAT.
WHEN THEY GO ?
COME ON, HUH ?
IT WAS LITTLE CARMINE BEHIND IT.
PAYBACK FOR THAT *** HE WAS ***',
LORRAINE CALLUZZO.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, JOHN.
LITTLE CARMINE KNEW HOW FOND I WAS OF THIS KID, TONY.
I PICKED HIM OUT OF THE CHORUS.
SCHOOLED HIM THOSE YEARS HE WAS MY DRIVER.
ANYTHING FROM YOUR COP ?
SOME HOMELESS *** SAW A GUY LIMPIN' AWAY.
THEN HE WASN'T SURE.
I'LL TELL YA.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THROUGH JOEY'S FUNERAL.
AND FORGET ABOUT GINNY.
EVERY CHRISTMAS JOEY'D SEND HER
A "GRANDMA'S OF MAINE" COFFEE CAKE.
WHOA, WHAT'S WRONG ?
YOU ALRIGHT ?
IS IT HIS HEART ?
NO.
IT'S THIS *** WEATHER, SUDDEN CHANGES.
*** UP YOUR RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
WHOA, WHOA.
I GOTCHA.
GET SOME ELECTROLYTES IN HIM.
WE GOTCHA.
THAT'S IT.
SIT DOWN.
GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S IT.
ALRIGHT.
THE POINT I'M TRYING TO ILLUSTRATE IS THAT
OF COURSE NO ONE WANTS ALL-OUT CONFLICT.
BUT HISTORICALLY,
HISTORICAL CHANGES HAVE COME OUT OF WAR.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED IT'S A NEW DAY.
ALL OLD TREATIES AND WAYS OF DOING THINGS ARE NULL AND VOID.
EXACTLY.
AND THE JOE PEEPS THING ?
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US ?
WHEN YOU'VE HAD A QUADRUPLE BYPASS LIKE I DID,
IT GIVES YOU A LOT OF TIME TO THINK.
THE ONLY THING JOHNNY UNDERSTANDS IS FORCE.
BUT THE FACT IS, THOUGH, WE PISSED ON A BEES NEST.
SO WHAT'S THE OTHER OPTION ?
ROLL OVER ?
WE COULD'VE HAD A SIT DOWN.
THE OTHER CAPTAINS, MAYBE.
THIS ISN'T THE U.N., ANGELO.
I WON'T LET WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FATHER HAPPEN TO ME.
GOD FORGIVE ME,
BUT YOU MAY BE A STRONGER MAN THAN YOUR DAD WAS.
THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION IS
WILL I BE AS EFFECTIVE AS A BOSS LIKE MY DAD WAS.
AND I WILL BE.
EVEN MORE SO, BUT UNTIL I AM,
IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO VERIFY THAT
I THINK I'LL BE MORE EFFECTIVE.
I JUST TALKED TO MY PARENTS.
THEY OFFERED ME A JET BLUE TICKET HOME.
AND NO ECONOMIC RELIEF.
WHAT'D THE LADY IN STUDENT PLACEMENT SAY ?
AW, I NEVER WENT DOWN THERE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU ?
THIS ECONOMY, HELLO ?
I MEAN, EVEN THE CRAPPIEST McJOBS AREN'T THERE.
BESIDES, I WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE AWAY
A JOB A MINORITY COULD HAVE.
( air conditioner squeaking )
JUST-- IT DOESN'T COOL ANYTHING ANYWAY.
LEAVE IT.
DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW, THE GARBAGE REEKS.
WHY DO WE WANT TO BE IN NEW YORK ANYWAY ?
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, REMEMBER ?
SUMMER BEFORE THE BIG PUSH OF GRAD SCHOOL ?
YOU COULD GO OUT TO JERSEY, SLEEP IN COMFORT.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ?
NO.
ALL I KNOW IS,
I CANNOT GO HOME AND LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.
I GRADUATED.
I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK OUT.
I CAN WORK AS A P.A. FOR JOSH'S DAD.
AT LEAST I'D EARN SOME CASH.
YOU COULD COME OUT FOR A WEEK.
WAI- WAI- WAIT.
WHAT ?
HE'S A PHOTOGRAPHER, I TOLD YOU.
HE DOES MAJOR MAGAZINE ADS.
BMW, IT'S PRETTY COOL STUFF.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ?
NO.
BUT AT LEAST I'D HAVE MONEY.
YOUR THING WITH MODELS.
THERE'S NO MODELS.
WHAT ?
IT'S INTERESTING WORK.
AS A CAREER, ACTUALLY, I MEAN...
JOSH'S DAD SAW MY SHOTS THAT WON THE PRIZE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SAID THEY WERE SOLIDLY UNSENTIMENTAL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
JUST BLOW OFF DENTAL SCHOOL ?
YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN ONE PHOTOGRAPH IN A YEAR.
YOU *** EVERY TIME WE'RE AT A PARTY
AND I ASK YOU TO TAKE A SNAP OF ME AND MY FRIENDS.
LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING--
I GAVE UP JUNIOR YEAR ABROAD SO WE COULD BE TOGETHER.
I KNOW, AND I WANNA STAY HERE.
I COULD COME OUT WEST WITH YOU.
BUT I HAVE TO BLOW OFF THE LAW CENTER.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA DO ?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OUT ?
IF YOU WANT TO.
NO, YOU NEED TO SAY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY OUT THERE.
YOU COULD TRANSFER TO U.C.L.A.
*** IT.
IT'S ROASTING IN HERE.
IT'S 10:30.
WE CAN STILL GET INTO A MOVIE.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA SEE ?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU SAY.
NO, YOU.
( birds chirping )
( phone ringing )
HELLO ?
MRS. SOPRANO.
LEE NIEMAN RETURNING.
Oh, hi, great, thank you.
THE REASON I CALLED,
I GAVE YOUR SECRETARY THE BROADSTROKES,
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SEPARATION,
THE ORIGINAL ATTORNEY RETIRED.
Right, Bob Greenberg.
AT ANY RATE, UH, I'M THINKING IT'S TIME
I MOVE FORWARD WITH THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS.
UH...
MRS. SOPRANO, I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOU SHORT.
AS FAR AS HANDLING IT,
I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO RECUSE MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WHY ?
Actually, your husband had been in to see me
FOR A CONSULTATION LAST YEAR.
MY HUSBAND HIRED YOU ?
No.
BUT BASED ON A PRIOR MEETING,
THE CODE OF PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PRECLUDES ME FROM REPRESENTING YOU
because of that consultation.
BUT HE MET WITH GREENBERG, TOO,
AND HE WAS WILLING TO REPRESENT ME.
WELL, MR. GREENBERG WOULD'VE FOUND HIMSELF IN A BIT OF,
UH, ETHICAL SOUP HAD HE ACTUALLY MOVED FORWARD.
SEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
WHY IS MY HUSBAND SO PICKY ?
HE TALKED TO SEVEN OR EIGHT
OF THE TOP DIVORCE ATTORNEYS IN NEW JERSEY.
WELL, YOU CAN PROBABLY FIGURE THAT MANEUVER OUT FOR YOURSELF.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION.
IF YOU LIKE, I CAN RECOMMEND A COLLEAGUE.
Someone your husband hasn't contaminated.
WELL, YEAH, OKAY.
SO ACCORDIN' TO JOHNNY SACK,
THE KID'S BRAINS WERE SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE SEAT.
JOE PEEPS ?
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH TO CLEAN UP.
( laughing )
I HEARD THE *** HE WAS WITH
GOT IT IN THE CHEST.
MUSTA BEEN SILICONE EVERYWHERES, TOO.
WHY YOU ALWAYS TRY AND TOP ME ?
YOU TOOK THE AIR RIGHT OUTTA
MY WHOLE ***' PUNCHLINE, ***.
ANYWAY, JOEY PEEPS' MOM'S A WIDOW,
SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR.
UH, JOHNNY'S TAKIN' CARE OF THE INTERNMENT,
THAT *** THERE.
SO I'M THINKIN' WE SHOULD PICK UP THE HEADSTONE.
JASON, GET INTO IT.
I'LL CALL THE MARBLE GUY.
WHAT'S UP, GUYS ?
FRANK.
FRANKIE.
TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE ?
GIMME TWO.
WHAT'S UP ?
TURNS OUT SOMEBODY GOT A LOOK AT THE GUY THAT DID JOE PEEPS.
ALL THEY GOT SO FAR'S HE'S GOT A BAD LIMP.
HUH.
LONG JOHN SILVER, MAYBE.
WHERE THE *** DO YOU GET THE BALLS ?
I AM BENDIN' OVER BACKWARDS TRYIN' TO STAY NEUTRAL.
PAYIN' FOR ***' CAR SEATS.
AND YOU'RE OUT THERE ACTIN' LIKE A ***' FREE AGENT !
AND DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M A ***' ***.
'CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU LEANIN' ON THIS COUSIN THING
AND THAT BAD HIJACK LIKE YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER THE *** IT IS YOU WANNA DO.
'CAUSE YOU WENT AWAY THAT NIGHT AND I DIDN'T !
YOU'RE THE ONE KEEPS BRINGIN' THAT UP.
I'M FINE WITH IT.
FIRST OF ALL, FOR THE RECORD,
I HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH THIS.
DON'T ***' LIE TO ME !
EVEN IF I WAS, WOULD YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW ?
THAT'D JUST BE ANOTHER PROBLEM FOR YOU WITH JOHNNY, RIGHT ?
ALRIGHT LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EARNIN' WHAT YOU EXPECTED,
AND YOU GOT THE TWINS, AND NANCY.
YOU'RE A CAPABLE GUY.
YOUR MOTHER LET IT SLIP ONE TIME.
YOU GOT AN IQ OF 158.
SHE TOLD YOU THAT ?
IT'S THE WEEK YOU GOT TESTED.
ALL THE ***' NUNS WERE RAVIN' ABOUT IT.
LOTTA GOOD IT DID ME.
I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN YOU GOT OUT.
YEAH ?
LOOK A GUY LIKE YOU BRAINS, BALLS...
IF YOU'D ***' BE STRAIGHT WITH ME I COULD USE ALL THAT.
PUT ME IN, COACH.
ALRIGHT, WE GOT THE CASINO ON BLOOMFIELD AVENUE
ABOVE THE HARDWARE STORE.
CARLO'S GUY WAS RUNNIN' IT,
BUT HE JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH THE HODGKIN'S.
THAT'S MINE ?
YEAH.
THERE'S A LOTTA ***' MONEY THERE.
AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT GETTIN' YOU STRAIGHTENED OUT.
OPENIN' UP THE BOOKS FOR YA.
IT'S LONG OVERDUE.
EH.
SO I SOLVED A MAJOR PROBLEM BUSINESS-WISE.
PUT A VERY GOOD PIECE OF MANPOWER TO WORK.
MY COUSIN, TONY.
YOU MENTIONED HOW CLOSE YOU TWO ARE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE KIDS THEY USED TO CALL ME
TONY UNCLE JOHNNY AND THEY'D CALL HIM TONY UNCLE AL.
RIGHT, YES.
YOU TOLD ME ALL THAT.
ANYWAY, HE'S A VERY SMART GUY.
HE'S GOT AN IQ OF 158.
DO YOU PUT A LOT OF STOCK INTO THAT NUMBER ?
WHY, ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME IT'S *** ?
'CAUSE I TOOK THAT TEST AND, UH, SOMEBODY GETS A 158, WELL...
THEY KNOW A FEW THINGS.
SO WE CAN ASSUME YOU THINK HE'S SMARTER THAN YOU.
HONESTLY, I THINK HE'S SMARTER THAN YOU
THE WAY YOU KEEP SHITTIN' ON THE TEST.
BUT I'M NO GABADOTZ MYSELF.
THIS WAS A GOOD MOVE.
CARMELA AND I SLEPT TOGETHER.
WHAT WAS THAT LIKE ?
IT WAS NICE.
WAS VERY...
***.
SHE WAS WEARIN' THAT PERFUME THAT SHE WEARS.
POOR THING WAS STARVED FOR IT, HONESTLY.
I'M THE ONLY MAN SHE'S EVER BEEN WITH.
DID YOU DISCUSS IT ?
NAH, I LEFT BEFORE SHE WOKE UP.
HOW COME ?
'CAUSE IF SHE WOKE UP AND I WAS THERE
IT WOULD SEND MIXED SIGNALS, YOU KNOW.
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S THE BEST--
YEAH.
NO.
TELL HIM I GOT FAX MACHINES COMIN' OUTTA MY ***.
AND WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE THE SEPARATION
THUS FAR AS AMICABLE ?
UH, IT'S BARELY CIVIL.
YEAH, THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN OLD HABITS KICK IN,
AND FEELINGS, BUT HE IS DEFINITELY NOT THE PERSON
I WANNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
FAIR ENOUGH.
AS FOR THE ASSETS.
YOU'VE GIVEN ME YOUR TAX RETURNS AND INVESTMENTS HERE ?
THE HOUSE IS IN MY NAME.
NOT THE BOAT.
THAT'S THE STUGOTS, IS IT ?
YES.
I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT THE RETURNS
DON'T REALLY REFLECT EVERYTHING.
THERE IS OTHER INCOME, THERE'S A LOT MORE.
UNREPORTED INCOME ?
YES.
AND...
THIS OTHER INCOME, IS IT FROM AN ILLEGAL STREAM ?
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
BUT HE DOES DEAL IN CASH, MY HUSBAND.
THE CARTING BUSINESS.
I SEE.
IS THAT A PROBLEM ?
I HANDLED A CASE ONCE,
WHERE THE HUSBAND OWNED VENDING MACHINES.
I USED A FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT TO RECONSTRUCT HIS FINANCES.
IN LESS THAN A WEEK,
HE OUTLINED 11 YEARS OF INCOME.
AND WE'RE TALKIN' COINS.
( door closing )
HEY, YOU.
BUSY DAY ?
I DROPPED OFF, UM, APPLICATION AT THE CINEPLEX ON BROADWAY.
STOPPED BY MY DAD'S.
LOOKS LIKE HE GOT YOU A JOB WORKING CONSTRUCTION.
CONSTRUCTION ?
THAT'S AWESOME.
IT'S IN JERSEY, THOUGH.
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE PATH TRAIN.
FINE, NO PROBLEM.
BUT THE MOST I EVER DID, THOUGH,
IS LIKE HELP MY DAD PAINT.
HE SAID YOU DON'T NEED EXPERIENCE
YOU'LL BE A LABORER OR SOMETHING.
PAYS LIKE 20 BUCKS AN HOUR.
HOLY ***.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE ?
YOU BELIEVE THESE ***' BLUE JAYS ?
YESTERDAY I SCREAMED SO LOUD
MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS HAVIN' A HEART ATTACK.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED ?
BURRELL GOT SHELLED, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT ARE YOU, A MET FAN ?
PADRE'S ACTUALLY.
PADRES ?
I'M FROM CALIFORNIA.
I GOTTA GO MAKE MY COLLECTIONS.
STICK WITH THE ANGELS.
THE PODS HAVEN'T HAD A TEAM IN 20 YEARS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?
THEY WERE IN THE SERIES IN '98.
YANKS IN FOUR, I WAS THERE.
HEY, SHAGGY.
GRAB A BUCKET AND SOME LYSOL, SCRUB OFF MY TIRES.
THERE'S ***' DOG *** ALL OVER BY THE ENTRANCE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PICKIN' UP SCRAP.
YOU'LL BE PICKIN' UP YOUR TEETH IN ANOTHER SECOND.
HEY, DETROLIO, YOU NEED SOMETHIN' TO DO ?
GET ***' LOST !
COME ON, GUYS.
GO !
BEFORE IT SETS IN THE TREADS !
HO.
MY CHECKS COME IN YET ?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T SEE THE GIRL.
IF SHE AIN'T GOT 'EM, SEND THE KID.
MEADOW'S FRIEND.
WHEN HE'S DONE WITH YOUR CAR.
WHO MEADOW ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?
MEADOW SOPRANO.
THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.
THERE HE IS.
I CAN'T FIND ANY LYSOL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE DATIN' MY NIECE ?
HERE.
YOU TAKE HER SOME PLACE NICE.
MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER IT'S FROM UNCLE PAULIE.
THANK YOU, I...
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
HERE.
GIMME THAT ***.
PAULIE !
COME HERE.
GET THE HOSE.
SORRY, I'M LATE.
YOU BEEN WAITIN' LONG ?
NOT REALLY.
YEAH...
SO, TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEASURE ?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT THAT WAY.
I HAVE ASKED YOU TO LUNCH TO TELL YOU
THAT I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE.
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR APPETITE.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US A MINUTE.
OH, THAT'S NICE.
INVITE ME TO A...
PUBLIC PLACE SO YOU COULD AMBUSH ME.
WHAT, DO YOU THINK I WON'T MAKE A SCENE ?
OH, SPARE ME YOUR OUTRAGE, TONY.
ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE.
MOVIN' ON.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOIN' AFTER THE PARTY LAST WEEK ?
I THINK YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
WELL, FIRST OF ALL WE'RE ITALIAN,
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.
WE BELIEVE IN THE NUCLEAR FAMILY.
WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF ?
AND DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS,
I HAVE AN ATTORNEY WHO IS GOING TO AGGRESSIVELY PURSUE
MY CUSTODY OF AJ
AND ALSO AN EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF OUR ASSETS.
OUR ASSETS ?
I AM THROUGH TRYING TO GET YOU TO PROVIDE
BEYOND THE MINIMUM I NEED TO LIVE.
OH, SO IT'S ***' MONEY.
THAT'S ALL THIS IS TO YOU ?
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH IS IT SO HARD TO OWN UP
TO ANYTHING BEYOND THAT *** TAX RETURN ?
GO STAND OVER THERE.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY.
YOU WANT MONEY ?
HOW ABOUT MY 40 GRAND YOU STOLE OUTTA THE BIRD FEEDER ?
THAT SHOULD BE PLENTY.
YOU'RE SUCH AN INVESTMENT GENIUS.
YOU WANT THIS TO GET UGLY, TONY,
'CAUSE THESE GUYS LIVE FOR THAT.
OH, YOU THINK I DON'T ?
THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE ANYTHING
IS 'CAUSE OF MY ***' SWEAT,
AND YOU KNEW EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS.
BUT YOU WALK AROUND THAT ***' MANSION
IN YOUR $500 SHOES AND YOUR DIAMOND RINGS,
AND YOU ACT LIKE BUTTER WOULDN'T MELT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND YOU DON'T WANT IT TO GET UGLY.
TOO LATE.
I WANT WHAT I AM ENTITLED TO.
YOU'RE ENTITLED TO ***.
SHE'S READY TO ORDER.
I GUESS WE GET ALONG.
WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW.
SHE ZIGS, I ZAG.
THAT KINDA THING.
WHAT'S HER DAD LIKE ?
HE'S ALWAYS FLIRTING.
HE'S OKAY.
A LITTLE INTENSE SOMETIMES.
THE MAIN THING'S THAT HE'S A GOOD PERSON.
SO, YOU GUYS GONNA GET MARRIED OR WHAT ?
LIVING TOGETHER'S THE SAME THING.
UH-UH.
I LIVED WITH A GUY ONCE, AND TRUST ME,
IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING THE SAME THING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WHY ?
'CAUSE.
YOU COULD JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE WHENEVER THE *** HITS THE FAN.
TALK TO MARRIED PEOPLE.
THAT RING, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
IT'S GOT THIS KINDA LIKE WEIRD POWER.
SO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND THIS GUY ?
PHINEAS, ME BOY !
HEY.
IT'S ACTUALLY JUST FINN.
SO, THE CUBBIES GAVE YOUR BOYS A SHELLACKIN' LAST NIGHT.
IT'S STILL EARLY.
THAT'S TRUE.
YOU KNOW WHO HE LOOKS LIKE ?
THAT GUY FROM AEROSMITH,
JOE PERRY.
YOUR BOSS INSIDE ?
YEAH.
ALRIGHT.
I'LL SEE YA'S AROUND.
ALRIGHT.
HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY.
YEAH.
THEY ALL ARE PRETTY MUCH.
SO YOU DATIN' ANYBODY NOW ?
IT'S CUTE.
A LOT OF MONEY FOR NOT MUCH SHIRT.
RELAX.
I'LL PUT IT ON MY OWN CARD.
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?
ASK YOUR FATHER.
HE STOPPED PAYIN' MY CREDIT CARD BILLS.
DADDY ?
YOU GUYS LOOKED PRETTY CHUMMY IN THE POOL THAT NIGHT.
HE WENT HOME WITH ARTIE.
THEY HELPED ME CLEAN UP.
I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE AHEAD WITH THE DIVORCE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ?
ABOUT WHAT ?
LIFE, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT CAN I DO ?
HAVEN'T YOU EVER THOUGHT BEYOND
BEING DEPENDENT ON SOME MAN ?
IT'S SO SIMPLE FOR YOU, ISN'T IT ?
IT'S SIMPLE FOR EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T EXPECTING THINGS
TO BE HANDED TO THEM.
EVEN FINN GOT A JOB WORKING CONSTRUCTION.
WELL, GOOD FOR FINN THEN.
THERE ARE OPTIONS IN LIFE.
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME ?
YOU HAVE OPTIONS.
I HAVE A LAWYER.
HO, PHINEAS !
HE WAS JUST ASKIN'.
HOW COME A DENTIST ?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEIN' A REGULAR DOCTOR ?
I SAW THIS THING ON SHARK TEETH WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
HEY, PHIL.
GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE NOT EXERTIN' YOURSELF IN THIS HEAT.
COURSE.
NOW HE COMES.
SOON AS THE JERSEY TOMATOES ARE IN SEASON,
YOU CAN'T KEEP THESE NEW YORK GUYS AWAY.
*** THE TOMATOES, I'LL TAKE THE 'SCAROLL.
YOU KNOW MY BROTHER, BILLY ?
YEAH, WHAT DO YA SAY, BILL ?
HOW YA DOIN' ?
HEY, FELICIA ?
WHAT ?
THOSE CASES OF TONER COME IN YET ?
YEAH.
IT'S IN THE TRAILER.
I'M GONNA GAS UP, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
TONER CARTRIDGES NOW ?
THEY'RE NOT SKIMMIN' ENOUGH FROM THIS JOB ?
***' BROTHER SELLS 'EM OUT OF HIS TRUNK.
JESUS.
SO, PATSY, THE NECKLACE.
HOW'D IT GO OVER WITH THE GOOMAR ?
BEAUTIFUL.
WITH THE LITTLE EMERALDS ?
SHE ***' LOVED IT.
FIRST HE GAVE HER THE EMERALDS, THEN HE GAVE HER THE PEARLS.
I GOT EBEL WATCHES, TOO.
EARRINGS, WHATEVER YOU NEED.
MY GIRL'S BIRTHDAY'S COMIN' UP.
SOME RACK ON THAT GIRL.
YEAH, IF YOU CAN GET PAST THE SIDEBURNS.
YOU SHOULD TALK.
THAT *** I SAW YOU WITH ?
THIS GIRL'S ***' MOUSTACHE,
IT MUST'VE BEEN LIKE KISSIN' A FIREMAN.
WELL, YOU OUGHTTA KNOW, SWEETIE.
OOH.
OW.
WHAT'D YOU SAY ?
NOTHIN', WHAT ?
WE'RE JUST BREAKIN' BALLS.
FINN, WHAT TIME'S THAT GAME TONIGHT ?
EIGHT O'CLOCK, I THINK.
I'M GONNA TAKE A ***.
DO ME A FAVOR, HUH ?
HOLD THIS.
HO !
OH *** !
I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN' !
MY EYE !
YOUR EYE.
I'M SORRY.
I MEAN TO HIT YOU IN THE ***' MOUTH !
HEY, OH.
GENE, GENE, RELAX.
YOU OKAY ?
ALRIGHT.
COME ON.
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
( groaning )
FELICIA, CALL AN AMBULANCE.
USE YOUR OWN PHONE, I'M BUSY.
YOU BEEN SICK ALL DAY.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE DAY OFF ?
WHAT ABOUT HIM ?
ONE A THESE CIVILIANS CALLS THE COPS ?
WHAT ?
I THINK I SEEN A COUPLE OF *** RUNNIN' THAT WAY.
OH YEAH, THOSE TWO GUYS.
NEED TO REST ?
YOU WANT SOME WATER ?
YOU SURE ?
EUGENE PONTECORVO ?
HE'S SO SWEET.
SWEET ?
HE WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL.
ARE YOU GONNA EAT ?
I'M NOT HUNGRY, IT'S TOO HOT ANYWAY.
I TOLD YOU I WAS MAKING DINNER TONIGHT.
IT'S REALLY GOOD CHILI.
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THESE GUYS.
THEY WERE LAUGHING, IT WAS ***' SICK.
I MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU GREW UP WITH ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
THESE PEOPLE.
YOUR DAD'S FRIENDS.
I NEVER SAW ONE BIT OF VIOLENCE GROWING UP.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD'S ROAD RAGE ?
AND DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND ONCE
WHO WAS KILLED ?
SHOT TO DEATH OR SOMETHING ?
FIRST OF ALL, HE WAS KILLED BY DRUG DEALERS.
AFRICAN-AMERICANS IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER.
YOU KNOW YOU TALK ABOUT THESE GUYS
LIKE IT'S AN ANTHROPOLOGY CLASS.
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
THEY BRING CERTAIN MODES OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION
FROM ALL THE WAY BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
FROM THE POVERTY OF THE MEZZOGIORNO,
WHERE ALL HIGHER AUTHORITY WAS CORRUPT.
FOR THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WILL CHANGE OUR MORTAL BODIES
TO BE LIKE HIS IN GLORY.
FOR HE IS RISEN.
THE FIRST BORN FROM THE DEAD.
IN SURE AND CERTAIN HOPE OF THE RESURRECTION
UNTIL ETERNAL LIFE, THROUGH OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,
WE COMMEND TO ALMIGHTY GOD OUR BROTHER JOSEPH,
AND WE COMMIT HIS BODY TO ITS RESTING PLACE...
"PEEPS" ?
IT'S A ***' NICKNAME.
FAMILY NAME IS PEPARELLI.
THEY'RE GONNA RE-DO IT.
***' JASON.
HE'S DYSLEXIC.
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT ?
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST,
THE LORD BLESS HIM AND KEEP HIM.
THE LORD MAKE HIS FACE TO SHINE UPON HIM.
THE LORD LIFT UP HIS COUNTENANCE UPON HIM
AND GIVE HIM PEACE.
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
AMEN.
( Tony ) AMEN.
AMEN.
JOHN.
JOHN, JOHN.
HEY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE STONE.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
WE'LL FIX IT.
YOU REMEMBER MICKY FARRELL ?
DOCKWORKERS, USED TO RUN PORT NEWARK ?
GUESS WHO HE SAW ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE THE OTHER NIGHT.
YOUR ***' COUSIN, TONY.
SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
THE SAME NIGHT JOEY BOUGHT IT ?
WHAT'D, YOU FLIP YOUR MASERATI ?
HIT YOUR ***' HEAD ?
YOU TWO-FACED *** !
HO, TAKE IT EASY.
YOU WANNA YELL AT SOMEBODY
THE MAN YOU SHOULD BE TALKIN' TO IS RIGHT OVER THERE.
***' ***.
I SHOULD ***' KILL HIM
AND HIS ***' WIFE,
AND YOUR COUSIN NEXT.
ALRIGHT, COME ON.
LET'S TAKE A WALK, CALM DOWN.
COME ON.
( thundering )
THE ***' GALL ON THAT MAN !
HIS FATHER MUST BE SPINNIN'.
YOU WANT MY ADVICE ?
YOU GO OUT THERE, YOU SHAKE HIS HAND,
AND YOU PUT THIS ***' *** TO BED.
SHAKE HIS HAND ?
AND HE KISSES THE KID'S MOTHER ?!
THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS, JOHN, YOU KNOW THAT.
SURE, THAT'S WHY YOUR COUSIN'S HERE !
YOU ARE SINCERELY MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK ME OR MY COUSIN
HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS ***.
HE WAS SPOTTED THREE BLOCKS AWAY.
BY MICKY FARRELL !
YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE SOME DRUNKEN IRISH ***' PRICK
OVER ME ?!
HAVE A DRINK.
I DON'T WANT A ***' DRINK.
HAVE ONE ANYWAY.
SO HOW'S YOUR DAUGHTER DOIN' ?
EH, GOOD.
ALRIGHT MAYBE I'M WRONG,
BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOURSELF
SINCE THE OLD MAN DIED.
LORRAINE CALLUZZO.
THEN YOU SINK THIS IDIOT'S BOAT.
IT'S NOT THE JOHNNY SACK I KNOW.
I'M WAITIN' FOR YOUR EXPLANATION, TONY.
MY COUSIN COULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN THE CITY THAT NIGHT
'CAUSE HE WAS WITH ME.
WE WERE LOOKIN' FOR HIS DAUGHTER, JOHN.
'CAUSE SHE ***' DISAPPEARED.
WE WERE UPSTATE, MONTICELLO.
WE'D HEARD KELLY HAD...
BEEN LIVIN' WITH SOME ***' CRACKHEAD UP THERE AND...
MATTER OF FACT, UH, WE WERE GONNA REACH OUT TO YOU.
SEE IF YOU COULD GET SOME A YOUR PEOPLE ON IT.
I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER, TONY, IF I FIND OUT YOU'RE LYING...
I'M SITTIN' HERE HUMBLIN' MYSELF
OUTTA FRIENDSHIP TO YOU, JOHN.
HO !
THERE HE IS !
THREE OUT OF FOUR DENTISTS SURVEYED.
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN' ?
WHERE YOU GOIN' ?
COME HERE.
OKAY, SETTLE THIS.
IF THEY FOUGHT TODAY,
BOTH IN THEIR PRIME, ALI OR TYSON ?
IF YOU WERE LAYIN' A BET.
JEEZ, UH...
I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
HE DON'T KNOW.
IT'S AN OPINION.
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, AFTER THE OTHER DAY,
I REALLY DON'T WANNA SAY THE WRONG THING.
YOU SEE ?
THIS KID'S ALRIGHT.
I SHOULD GET BACK.
RAMOS'LL BE ON MY ***.
WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT RAMOS, FOR CHRISSAKES.
I TALKED TO HIM.
A SETT'.
WE GOT THE GOOD DONUTS TODAY.
I'M ***' EXHAUSTED.
I HARDLY SLEPT AT ALL LAST NIGHT.
SO TAKE A NAP.
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ?
YOU GOT ANY IDEA THE MONEY IN THAT CASINO ?!
AND TO GIVE IT TO TONY B. ?
GUY'S BACK ON THE STREET TWO MINUTES.
GETS A ***' PROMOTION.
DID YOU EVEN GO TO THE ***' STORE ?
THEY'RE IN THE FREEZER LIKE YOU LIKE.
NOW HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT GETTIN' A MAID, TONY B.
REALLY.
GUY GETS OUTTA JAIL,
SUDDENLY I'M DOG *** IN TONY'S EYE.
CHRISSY...
IT'S TRUE !
EVER SINCE I CLEANED UP, NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS,
TONY DON'T BELIEVE A PERSON CAN CHANGE.
AND THIS *** WENT TO A SHRINK.
MAYBE HE THINKS YOU'RE WORKIN' TOO HARD.
NORTH CAROLINA PLUS ALL THAT OTHER STUFF.
I CAN MULTI-TASK, ADRIANA.
I'M NOT A ***' RETARD.
IT'S ALWAYS SOME *** WITH HIM.
SIDE DEALS, SECRET PROMISES,
HE'S ALWAYS GOT AN AGENDA.
WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT SWEATIN' THE SMALL STUFF, HUH ?
ALLS I KNOW IS,
I USED TO BE NUMBER ONE COUSIN.
NOW I'M BEIN' EASED ASIDE.
YOUR WHOLE ATTITUDE IN GENERAL.
( phone ringing )
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
KINDLY REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ABOUT INTERRUPTING
TO ASK FOR THINGS WHILE I'M ON THE TELEPHONE.
OKAY, MOM.
HELLO ?
IT'S ME.
HI, WHAT'S UP ?
DALE JUST TOLD US HE FIGURED OUT
THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
YOU STILL THINKIN' C.I.A. ?
( female ) YEAH, FIGHT TERROR.
NAH, I'M GONNA GO TO FILM SCHOOL.
( male ) ME, TOO.
I GOTTA MOTOR.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR LIKE THREE HOURS.
HE HAS TO SLEEP A LITTLE.
I'LL GET A RIDE WITH ALEX.
AT THIS POINT IT DOESN'T EVEN PAY TO GO HOME.
MAYBE I'LL JUST CRASH AT WORK.
FELICIA TOLD ME WHERE SHE KEEPS A KEY TO THE TRAILER.
FELICIA TOLD HIM.
UH-OH.
BE CAREFUL DRIVING.
ALRIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
LATER.
BYE.
MADONN'.
SOUND LIKE A RACEHORSE PISSIN' IN THERE.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN' ?
YOU KNOW I NEVER ASKED YA WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS.
IT'S DETROLIO.
FINN DETROLIO.
MY ARCH NEMESIS.
YOU ENJOYIN' YOURSELF HERE ?
IT'S ALRIGHT.
I KEEP TELLIN' YA YOU SHOULDN'T WORK SO HARD.
LONG HOURS.
THIS ***' HEAT.
PLUS YOU CAME IN SO EARLY TODAY.
I JUST DO WHAT THE JOB IS.
GOOD.
YOU'RE STRONG.
THAT HELPS.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN CALL ME VITO.
YEAH, I-I KNOW.
SO SAY IT.
LEMME HEAR YOU SAY,
WHAT'S UP, VITO ?
WHAT'S UP, VITO ?
NOT MUCH, FINN.
'CEPT I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YA.
TWO TICKETS TO SEE YOUR PADRES
TAKE A BEATIN' FROM THE YANKS TONIGHT.
WHOA-HO, ***.
THIRD BASE LINE.
PLUS, IT'S BAT NIGHT.
THAT'S REALLY NICE, VITO, BUT I...
I'M... DON'T KNOW IF I CAN A--
DON'T PULL THAT "AW SHUCKS" *** WITH ME.
YOU'RE ***' GOIN'.
( honking )
I'LL SEE YOU UNDER THE BAT TONIGHT.
SEVEN SHARP.
AND I DON'T LIKE TO MISS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
SO YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA SHOW UP ?
YOU LOVE BASEBALL.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
I DON'T LIKE THE GUY, ALRIGHT ?
RIGHT.
I GET IT.
DR. DE($OLIO CAN'T HANG WITH THE COMMON FOLK.
HE CAME ONTO ME, ALRIGHT ?
EITHER THAT OR HE WANTS TO KILL ME.
WHAT ?
I SAW HIM BLOWING SOME SECURITY GUARD
IN THE PARKING LOT.
WHEN ?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
THIS MORNG I SHOWED UP EARLY.
I DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING BUT...
I'M REALLY AFRAID OF THIS GUY.
VITO SPATAFORE IS A MARRIED MAN, FINN.
I SERIOUSLY DOUBT HE WANTS TO KILL YOU.
WELL, MAYBE HE WANTS TO *** ME AND THEN KILL ME.
WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT WHY YOU GOT OUT THE SUITCASE ?
I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THE SITE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE STRINGS MY FATHER PULLED
TO GET YOU THAT JOB AND YOU JUST *** QUIT ?
I'M GONNA HEAR SO MUCH *** !
SO IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, RIGHT ?
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY
WHENEVER IT'S ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY FEELINGS ?
SO YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSION VIEJO ?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT ?
THIS WHOLE THING,
THE FIGHT, THE STUFF WITH VITO,
IT'S REALLY ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO COMMIT.
I'M RIGHT HERE !
WE *** LIVE TOGETHER !
BUT YOU GOT OUT A SUITCASE !
IT'S MY PROCESS, OKAY ?
LOOK, YOU NEVER CAN TELL.
YOUR PROCESS ?!
ABOUT ANYTHING, THE FUTURE.
I WAS THINKING OUT LOUD.
WELL, NOT OUT LOUD, BUT IN THE ACTION
OF GETTING OUT THE SUITCASE I WAS THINKING.
THINKING OF LEAVING !
NO.
WELL, YES.
BUT, I'M STILL HERE.
I DIDN'T GO.
*** YOU !
RIGHT, GREAT.
*** ME.
THERE WAS NO ABUNDANT INTENTIONALITY
IN ME GETTING OUT THE SUITCASE.
I CAN LEAVE TOO, YOU KNOW,
MY FRIEND HUNTER'S IN MONTREAL.
DO I KNOW.
WITH THE FRENCH ROOMMATE GUY
WHO WAS ALL OVER YOUR *** THE TIME THAT WE VISITED.
YOU DON'T THINK YOU KEEP MENTIONING HIM
EVERY 24 HOURS AT A MINIMUM ?
BECAUSE HE'S THINKING OF BECOMING AN ORAL SURGEON.
AND YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD A NEW FRIEND
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO OBNOXIOUS TO HIM AT THE CLUB !
CAN WE JUST STOP FIGHTING ?
YOU GOT OUT A SUITCASE !
I'LL PUT IT BACK, OKAY ?
( announcer ) Batting for the Padres...
SO IT'S NOT ABOUT US,
BUT SUDDENLY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OPTIONS.
DON'T PARAPHRASE WHAT I SAID.
I SAID THIS POINT IN OUR LIVES
IS A TRANSITION PERIOD,
FORCED ON US BY EXTERNAL EVENTS.
SCHOOL IS OVER FOR ME.
AND NEXT YEAR FOR YOU.
THESE ARE DIFFICULT CHOICES.
WHAT ?
YOU'D RATHER NOT HAVE CHOICES ?
THANK GOD FOR CHOICES.
OH STOP YOUR *** !
IT'S REALLY SIMPLE.
ARE WE GOING TO STAY TOGETHER OR NOT ?
IF YOU WANT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED !
I SAID I DID.
AND THEN YOU SAID,
HOW ARE WE GONNA KEEP IT TOGETHER
THROUGH FOUR YEARS OF DENTAL SCHOOL FOR YOU
AND PROBABLY MED SCHOOL FOR ME ?!
WELL, IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
BUT WHY ASK IT NOW ?
TONIGHT OF ALL TIMES ?!
ARE YOU ASLEEP ?!
NO.
YOU WERE !
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA LIE
LIKE YOU DID ABOUT THE SUITCASE !
I DID NOT LIE ABOUT THE SUITCASE.
THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL IT ?
I DON'T KNOW, I EXPLAINED IT.
JESUS, YOU SHOULD QUIT THE LAW CENTER
YOU'RE LIKE A PROSECUTOR AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
I CAN'T THINK.
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ?
IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT ?
ALL I SAID WAS, I DIDN'T WANNA GO BACK TO THE JOB SITE
AND MAYB I SHOULD GO HOME
UNTIL THIS THING WITH VITO BLOWS OVER.
BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO COME !
YOU WENT RIGHT TO THE CLOSET AND GOT OUT YOUR SUITCASE !
JESUS CHRIST !
( squeaking sounds )
( squeaking stops )
( crying )
LOOK, JUST STOP CRYING, OKAY ?
WHY DON'T WE JUST GET MARRIED ?
MARRIED ?
LET'S GET ENGAGED.
REALLY ?
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT NOW ?
I CAN'T THINK, IT'S TOO LATE.
IT'S JUST SOMETHING I FEEL VERY STRONGLY.
I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA HEAR FROM YOU.
I NEVER GOT YOUR STATEMENT.
WELL, ACTUALLY THAT'S WHY I CALLED.
WE HIT A BIT OF A SNAG.
WHAT KIND OF SNAG ?
WELL, I PUT A CALL INTO PHIL CANTER A FEW DAYS AGO
THE FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT.
THE ONE WITH THE VENDING MACHINES.
But then I didn't hear back from him.
SUDDENLY HE CALLED AND SAID HE WASN'T INTERESTED.
SO, I CALLED ANOTHER ACCOUNTANT.
AND ?
FRANKLY, WHEN HE HEARD YOUR HUSBAND WAS THE DEFENDANT,
HE DEMURRED AS WELL.
SO, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
YOU DON'T WANT THE CASE ?
WELL, AS MY PARTNERS REMINDED ME
I DO HAVE A FULL CASELOAD ALREADY.
I probably should have mentioned--
AND YOU WERE FEELING SO POSITIVE.
I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN',
THE DEPRESSION JUST WASHED OVER ME.
YOU ARE DISSOLVING A 20 YEAR MARRIAGE.
IT'S NOT MY ***' *** MARRIAGE, OKAY ?
I HAD ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK.
AND I THOUGHT I HAD THIS *** BEAT !
WHAT HAPPENED ?
PLAYIN' GOLF WITH A FRIEND OF MINE
AND HE WAS...
TALKIN' ABOUT THIS YOUNG GUY HE KNEW WHO PASSED AWAY AND...
I GUESS I BECAME OVERCOME WITH EMOTION
'CAUSE THEY HAD TO HELP ME OFF THE TEE.
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME, IT'S HAPPENED RECENTLY.
I WISH YOU HAD TOLD ME.
YEAH, WELL I WISH YOU'D CURED IT.
WHEN THE ATTACKS FIRST REAPPEARED,
WHAT WAS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE ?
YOU HAD JUST REBUFFED MY AFFECTIONS.
WHEN YOU ACTUALLY PASSED OUT
WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME, OR...
I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND, UH, THE CLEANING GIRL WAS...
CRYIN' ON THE PHONE ABOUT HER COUSIN
WHO WENT OFF THE ROAD AT A MEXICAN BUS WRECK
OR SOMETHIN'.
AND I REMEMBERED JUST FEELIN' INSIDE
LIKE I WANTED TO ***' CHOKE HER
'CAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHIN' WITH HER.
NEXT THING I KNOW, BOOM !
WHEN DID IT NEXT HAPPEN ?
UH...
MY COUSIN TONY WAS UP AT THE HOUSE.
HE WANTED TO BORROW SOME TOOLS
AND THEY WEREN'T THERE.
I WAS INSIDE TALKIN' TO CARMELA
AND STARTED TO FEEL THAT, UH...
YOU KNOW.
AND IT PASSED.
YOUR COUSIN WAS AT YOUR HOUSE.
YEAH.
TONY UNCLE...
WHATEVER.
UNCLE AL.
AND YOUR MAID WAS CRYING ABOUT HER COUSIN.
AND THE OTHER DAY AT THE GOLF COURSE...
MY COUSIN ENTERED INTO THAT, TOO.
IN WHAT WAY ?
HE HURT HIS FOOT.
YOU WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR COUSIN'S FOOT
YOU COLLAPSED ON THE GOLF COURSE.
I WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE'S A GROWN MAN, ISN'T HE ?
IS HE IN DANGER OF LOSING THE FOOT, OR--
*** HIS FOOT !
IT'S NOT HIS FOOT !
FORGET THE FOOT !
I WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE, HE'S, HE'S...
RIGHT OUTTA ***' JAIL, OKAY ?
ALRIGHT, LOOK.
THE REASON HE WENT TO PRISON
IS HE GOT PINCHED HIJACKIN' A TRUCKLOAD OF BETAMAXES IN '86.
AND THEY HOOKED HIM UP WITH A RICO
AND HE GOT 17 YEARS.
AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE THE NIGHT OF THE JACKIN'.
I SEE.
OH, YOU SEE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO ?
I WAS JUMPED BY A BUNCH OF MOOLINYANS,
THEY WERE TRYIN' TO TAKE MY SHOES.
I FOUGHT 'EM OFF, BUT...
THEY CUT MY ***' HEAD OPEN,
THE ***' JIGABOO COCKSUCKIN' ***.
OKAY, FORGET THAT.
YOUR COUSIN WENT TO PRISON.
THAT'S TREMENDOUS GUILT TO CARRY.
HE WENT TO 'NAM.
I WAS 4-F.
AND THAT'S THE WAY OUR FRIENDS LOOK AT IT.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU FAVOR TONY UNCLE AL--
YOU KNOW 17 YEARS I DID SO GOOD.
HE LOST HIS WIFE, HIS DAUGHTER...
NO WONDER YOU'RE HAVING ANXIETY ATTACKS.
YEAH.
MAYBE IF YOU CAME CLEAN WITH HIM.
YEAH, WELL, YEAH.
YOU OKAY ?
YEAH.
GO ON, GO ON--
GO ON WITH WHAT YOU WERE SAYIN'.
ARE YOU HAVING AN ATTACK NOW ?
NO, NO.
I HAD A HUGE LUNCH, THAT'S ALL.
IT'S... IT'S GAS.
WHAT IS IT, ANTHONY ?
ANTHONY ?
ALRIGHT, THE NIGHT HE GOT PINCHED
I HAD A ***' PANIC ATTACK, ALRIGHT ?
FROM MY MOTHER, GODDAMNIT !
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS THEN !
ALRIGHT, JUST RELAX.
FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING.
SLOWLY.
IT'S NOT THAT, I JUST...
I JUST NEED SOME ***' BEAN-O OR SOMETHIN'...
NO, JUST, PLEASE, FOCUS.
I'VE GOT MY MEDICAL BAG IN CASE.
BLACK GUYS.
MY ***.
I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER
AND I HAD A ***' PANIC ATTACK !
OKAY, FORGET THAT FOR NOW.
CARMELA WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OVER WITH SOME ***' YARN,
FOR SOME BOOTIES MY MOTHER WAS MAKIN' MEADOW.
SHE WAS LATE.
AW, WHAT THE ***, WHY GO INTO IT ?
CLOSE YOUR EYES, FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING.
YOU WANT SOME WATER ?
SHE WAS CARRYIN' ON.
I SAID TO HER, I SAID CARMELA LOVES YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT,
SHE'S GOT A THREE MONTH OLD.
BUT SHE KEPT ***'-- SHE KEPT GOIN'
AND I STARTED SCREAMIN' AT HER.
SO I LEFT.
I WALKED OUT THE DOOR, I WENT OVER TO THE CAR,
I OPENED THE DOOR, BOOM !
CUT MY ***' HEAD OPEN.
AND YOUR COUSIN DOESN'T KNOW THIS.
NO, I LIED !
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM ?
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL ALL OF 'EM ?
I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER AND I--
AND I FAINTED ?!
THAT'S WHY I MISSED THE JOB.
JESUS ***' CHRIST !
THAT'S A LOT TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST.
HUH.
I THOUGHT I WAS SMART
AND THAT'S WHY I BUMPED HIM UP AND PROTECT HIM.
TURNS OUT I'M JUST A ***' ROBOT
TO MY OWN ***-*** WEAKNESS.
HE'S ALSO A CAPABLE PERSON.
YOU OKAY ?
YOU KNOW SOMETIMES WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE
IS LIKE TAKIN' A ***.
YES, OKAY.
ALTHOUGH, I PREFER TO THINK OF IT MORE LIKE CHILDBIRTH.
TRUST ME.
IT'S LIKE TAKIN' A ***.
( phone ringing )
HELLO ?
MOM ?
I'M ENGAGED.
WHAT ?
Finn proposed.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
ARE YOU SURE ?
THAT'S WONDERFUL, HONEY, I'M JUST SO SURPRISED !
I, UH... HE'S GONNA FINISH DENTAL SCHOOL THOUGH, RIGHT ?
We're both finishing school.
WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED 'TIL WE HAVE OUR DEGREES.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I can't wait for you to meet his parents.
WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A PARTY.
HE'S USING HIS GRADUATION PRESENT TO BUY ME A RING.
THAT IS SO SWEET.
I TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T.
OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA CRY.
YEAH.
♪ IF I WERE A CARPENTER AND YOU WERE A LADY ♪
♪ WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY ♪
♪ WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY ♪
♪ IF A *** WERE MY TRADE ♪
♪ WOULD YOU STILL FIND ME ♪
♪ CARRYING THE POTS I MADE FOLLOWING BEHIND ME ♪
♪ SAVE MY LOVE THROUGH LONELINESS ♪
♪ SAVE MY LOVE FOR SORROW ♪
♪ I'VE GIVEN YOU MY ONLY-NESS ♪
♪ COME GIVE ME YOUR TOMORROW ♪
♪ IF I WORKED MY HANDS IN WOOD ♪
♪ WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME ♪
♪ ANSWER ME, BABE, YES I WOULD ♪
♪ I'LL PUT YOU ABOVE ME ♪
♪ IF I WERE A MILLER AT A MILL WHEEL GRINDING ♪
♪ WOULD YOU MISS YOUR COLOR BOX ♪
♪ YOUR SOFT SHOE SHINING ♪
♪ IF I WERE A CARPENTER AND YOU WERE A LADY ♪
♪ WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY ♪
♪ WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY ♪
♪ WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY, WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY ♪
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