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GREG: WELCOME BACK I WANT TO
SHARE WITH YOU ONE OF THE
TOUGHEST MOMENT WAS MY LIFE.
TRAUMATIC FOR CHARITY I MADE THE
MISTAKE OF GETTING INVOLVED AN
ALSO THAT IS WHEN I SAVED
ROSANNA'S LIFE.
ACTUALLY I CAME OUT A CHAMP.
WE WERE SWIMMING IN A POOL IN
TIMES SQUARE TELL YOU THE STORY
SOME OTHER TIME.
THEN I WENT UP ON STAGE AT COMIC
STRIP LIVE T RAISE MONEY FOR
CHARITY.
FRANKLY I BOMBED.
ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY CAME IN
THIRD PLACE YET I THINK THEY
WERE BEING SYMPATHETIC.
HUNDREDS OF COMEDY CLUBS
THROUGHOUT THE AREA WILL BE FULL
OF PEOPLE WANTING TO LAUGH.
AN IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, ALL OF
THE PEOPLE NOMINATED FOR BIG
PRIZES LIKE OSCARS AND
HOLLYWOOD, WELL, MUST SUCCESSFUL
ACTORS ARE STARTED OUT AS
COMICS.
TOM HANKS STARTED AS COMIC.
ADAM SANDLER COMIC NOW ONE OF
THE MOST POWERFUL GUYS IN
HOLLYWOOD.
WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A
COMIC CONTEST RIGHT HERE ON
"GOOD DAY NEW YORK" FOR THAT WE
BROUGHT IN TWO EXPERTS, WHO KNOW
COMEDY INSIDE AN OUT.
WE HAVE WITH US JEFFREY, THE GUY
WITH THE HAIR.
COMEDY WRITER AND COMIC HE HAS A
BOOK WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
IN A LITTLE BIT.
CALLED COMEDY MATTERS TV.
DEAN EDWARDS ARGUMENT AND
COMEDIAN APPEARED ON "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" AND GUY CODE.
APPEARING THIS FRIDAY ON
SATURDAY AT THE GOTHAM COMEDY
CLUB.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
GREG: WHAT MAKES GOOD COMIC?
>> WHEN THE AUDIENCE IS LAUGHING
AT YOU.
THAT IS USUALLY A GOOD SIGN.
GREG: AT OR WITH YOU?
>> EITHER OR.
AS LONG AS THEY'RE LAUGHING.
THE KEY YOU SEE HOW THEY JUST
LAUGHED BECAUSE THEY KNOW --
THEY'RE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE BUT
HONESTLY EDDIE MURPHY SAID MAN
YOU KNOW FUR FUNNY IF THEY'RE
LAUGHING IF NOT DO SOMETHING
ELSE.
PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IN THE ERA ARE
POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS,
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PEOPLE
ALWAYS AFRAID WELL I DON'T TO
OFFEND.
IF YOU MAKE --
HAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
LAUGHING, THEN IT WAS FUNNY.
GREG: BOTH PERFORMED LIVE.
>> MOST COMICS DO MAKING FUN OF
YOURSELF.
ANOTHER BUSINESS THE OUTSIDE
WORLD IF PEOPLE SAID STUFF THAT
YOU SAY ABOUT YOURSELF YOU WOULD
BE HORRIFIED.
GREG: STAGED --
>> YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
YOURSELF.
GREG: JEFF HAS A LOT TO TALK
ABOUT HIMSELF WHEN HE TALKS
ABOUT HIMSELF.
HE USED TO BE A DENTIST.
>> NASTY RUMOR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STARTED?
>> THE DAY I GRADUATED FROM
DENTAL SCHOOL.
GREG: AMAZING GUY.
SO WE HAVE TWO RISING COMICS
GOING TO CHECK OUT HOW GOOD THEY
ARE.
GIVE THEM FEEDBACK.
FIRST --
>> BAY I SAW YOU PERFORM AND YOU
WERE GOOD I WAS THERE THAT DAY.
>> I SAW YOU IN THE AUDIENCE AT
ONE OF MY SHOWS AND I WAS GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
GREG: YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
[LAUGHTER]
>> MAKE SURE Y'ALL COME OUT TO
GOTH.
COMEDY CLUB THREE SHOWS
SATURDAY.
MLK WEEKEND.
>> WE'LL BE THERE.
>> WOMEN WITH THEM TOO.
GREG: FREE TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY
IN THE AUDIENCE.
>> WHY NOT --
MAYBE ONE.
>> MAYBE LET'S GET THIS THING
STARTED.
MARK ACTOR AND COMEDIAN FORMER
NYPD DETECTIVE.
STAND-UP FOR 15 YEARS.
TAKE IT AWAY.
[APPLAUSE]
>> HOW'S IT GOING GUYS?
>> GOOD.
>> MY NAME IS MARK, LIKE THEY
MENTIONED I WAS IN NEW YORK CITY
POLICE OFFICER FOR 20 YEARS I
RETIRED JUNE OF 2012.
IT IS OKAY IF YOU CARE.
[LAUGHTER]
I USED TO LOOK LIKE A COP, AND
THEN I RETIRED I GREW MY HAIR
OUT.
I GREW THE BEARD.
NOW I LOOK LIKE A COP BUT FROM
THE 80s.
LIKE SURFER CODE OR SOMETHING
LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN ON T
J-***.
STOP, POLICE DON'T MOVE.
[LAUGHTER]
OKAY.
TWO TYPE OF PEOPLE BECOME COPS.
FIRST TYPE OF PERSON THAT
BECOMES COP IS SOMEBODY THAT
ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A COP.
THE SECOND TYPE OF PERSON THAT
BECOMES COP IS SOMEBODY THAT
MESSED UP REALLY BAD IN THE
S.A.T.S.
>> YEAH I GOT A 700 ON MY S.A.T.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT SCHOOL.
I NEVER GOT 100 ON THE TEST IN
MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE BEEN GONE A
YEAR AND A HALF NOW, AND I
MISSED THE CAMARADERIE BUT ONE
THING I MISSED THE MOST YOU
DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT KIND OF
STUFF OFFICE SUPPLIES.
SOUNDS WEIRD DOESN'T IT?
LIKE YEAH EVERYBODY HAS THAT
CLOSET AND YOU'RE NOT STEALING
BUT TAKING STUFF FOR THE HOUSE.
NOW YOU'RE NOT WORKING ANYMORE.
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT CLOSET.
GREG: GIVE IT UP FOR MARK --
>> OVER HERE.
COME ON OVER HERE.
[APPLAUSE]
GREG: GET OVER HERE.
THANK YOU MARK.
HAVE A SEAT.
YOU SERIOUSLY WERE A COP OR WAS
THAT --
>> I WAS.
GREG: WELCOME.
>> I WAS A BIG FAN OF YOUR DAD.
GREG: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
HOW DID HE DO TAKE IT AWAY?
>> HE DID GREAT.
HE HAS HAD THE INTERESTING
ABILITY FIRST OF ALL HE HAS AN
IDENTITY.
EVERY COMIC NEEDS A COMIC
IDENTITY IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
HAVE A HOOK.
BEING A COP IS PERFECT.
BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THAT.
YOU KNOW, THAT YOU CAN TIE YOUR
JOKES INTO BEING A COP AND THE
FACT THAT YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR
APPEARANCE AND I'VE SEEN YOU
PERFORM.
I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
>> I GAVE THEM --
>> CLEVER.
>> I GAVE YOU ONE TUESDAY.
GREG: FEEDBACK.
>> LOOK, MAN, THE COMICS THAT
ARE ON THE SHOW ARE FRIENDS, AND
I'VE KNOWN MARK FOR YEARS.
FUNNY DEED DUDE KEEP DOING YOUR
THING.
HE HAS A POINT OF VIEW THAT IS
IMPORTANT THAT PEOPLE --
HE CAME OFFSTAGE AND THE PEOPLE
AT HOME KNOW EXACTLY OKAY, HE'S
A POLICE OFFICER, HE JUST
RECENTLY RETIRED, AND HE HAS
GREAT HAIR A.
GREG: I HAPPEN TO KNOW --
>> COMEDY IS THE HARDEST BY THE
WAY.
PROPS TO EVERYBODY WHO PERFORMS.
HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD AS
YOU CAN ATTEST TO.
GREG: FUNNIEST STUFF HAS BAD
WORDS.
THANK YOU DON'T GO AWAY.
WE HAVE ANOTHER PERFORMER WE'VE
GOT MR. MARVIN BELLE ACTOR
COMEDIAN DOING STAND-UP FOR 30
YEARS ORIGINALLY FROM ST. LOUIS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MARVIN
BELLE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
OKAY STOP I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH
TIME.
THANK YOU --
I'M GLAD TO BE HERE ALMOST
DIDN'T MAKE IT.
I HAD AN ACCIDENT ON THE WAY IN
HERE TODAY.
I HAD TO GO HOME AND CHANGE MY
PANTS, AND --
[LAUGHTER]
LIKE I'VE BEEN A BUDDING COMIC
FOR 30 YEARS AND I'VE GOTN TO
THE AGE WHERE I CAN'T FLIRT WITH
THE YOUNG GIRLS BECAUSE THEY
LOOK AT ME LIKE I HAVE
GRANDPARENTS YOUNGER THAN YOU.
AND I DON'T FLIRT WITH THEM.
I THROW OUT COMPLIMENTS HOPE
THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
NO, BECAUSE THE GIRL SAID
THEY'RE SMART, SAVVY, THEY'RE
SLICK AND LISTEN TO THEIR
MOTHERS AB SISTERS AND AUNTS AND
THEY KNOW HOW TO SHUT IS A MAN
DOWN.
I'M OLD OR NOW WHAT THEY DO IS
THEY CALL ME SIR.
THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD.
IT WILL.
AND THEY'RE NOT SUBTLE ABOUT IT.
LIKE HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M FINE, SIR.
HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
NICE TO MEET YOU SIR.
DID I INTRODUCE MYSELF BY
WRITING MY NAME ON THE
BLACKBOARD.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK --
NO FINE --
SIR.
LIKE THEY'RE AFRAID THEY'RE
GOING TO DIP INTO MY SOCIAL
SECURITY MONEY.
IT IS NOT JUST THE WOMEN.
ON THE SUBWAY, THIS GUY HE'S
LIKE 30 YEARS OLD JUMPED OUT OF
HIS SEAT.
HERE'S A SEAT HERE, SIR.
IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN, SIR.
YOU CAN HAVE MY SEAT, SIR.
I'M LIKE SIT YOUR BUTT BACK
DOWN.
YOU LITTLE SMALL ALEC YAND STAND
UP.
SO SIT DOWN BEFORE I SMACK YOU
IN THE HEAD WITH MY CANE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OKAY I CAN'T STAY BECAUSE I
GOT --
YOU KNOW, A CONTRACT TO
BATHROOMS TO GO CLEAN.
SO THANK YOU ALL.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT MARVIN BELLE.
COME ON OVER HERE.
JOIN THE COUCH.
>> LISTEN, I KNOW IT IS NOT JAY
LENO'S COUCH BUT IT IS A COUCH.
>> I DON'T HAVE ONE AT HOME SO
THIS IS NICE.
GREG: HAVE TO GET HIM A COUCH.
STAY WITH US.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, THANK YOU.
♪ ♪
>> PROBABLYING THINKING IT.
TICKED OFF.
HEATED --
THIS IS TOO MUCH TUNA.
TOO MUCH TUNA THERE'S A CAMERA
THERE.
THERE'S A CAMERA BEHIND YOU.
>> I'M NOT LOOKING.
GREG: ONE OF THE MOST BIZARRE
MOMENTS YOU'VE SEEN ON
TELEVISION IN A LONG TIME.
BUT FANTASTIC THAT WAS NICK,
SHOW FEATURING JEFFREY TELL ME
ABOUT THAT.
>> SO FUN IT WAS NICK CRAWL AND
JOHN THEY PLAYED BOYS AND
BROUGHT ME OUT THERE.
MY SECOND GUEST SPOT ON THE SHOW
AND THEY TRIED TO PRANK ME WITH
A BIG TUNA SANDWICH BUT THAT IS
HOW I LIKE MY TUNA SANDWICH SO
NO PRANK SO YOU CAN'T BE PRANKED
IF YOU REFUSE TO BE PRANKED.
>> THE SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
SEASON TWO.
>> THE OTHER NIGHT.
GREG: DEAN WHAT DID YOU THINK OF
MARVIN.
>> SAME THING MOVIE AND HE LET
EVERYONE KNOW.
HE ADDRESSED THE ELEPHANT IN THE
ROOM IS THAT HE'S --
I'M NOT GOING DO SAY OH THAT
HE'S RISER.
YOU KNOW HE HAS A BOLD HEAD, AND
THE SALT AND PEPPER GOATEE AND
HE LIKES KICKING IT WITH YOUNG
LADIES WHO DOESN'T LIKE KICKING
IT WITH YOUNG LADIES.
>> PAYING MATERIAL FOR HIM.
>> SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO THOSE
JOKES SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM AND
IMPORTANT IN COMEDY.
THANK YOU TO YOU BOTH BUT DEAN I
AM A OLD I ACCEPT IT.
IT IS PART OF LIFE.
LOOKING AT A GIRL OVER THERE
THINKING ABOUT 20 YEARS YOUNGER.
[LAUGHTER]
TOO OLD FOR HER.
>> SIT DOWN.
[LAUGHTER]
>> MARVIN BELLE THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
WHERE ARE YOU WORKING THESE
DAYS?
>> DANGER FIELD AND HOT COMEDY
CLUB.
GREG: THANK YOU TO DANGER FIELD
FOR FINDING YOU GUYS.
>> BE THERE SUNDAY.
I HAVE A ONE MAN SHOW AT THE PIT
IN MARCH.
IT IS CALLED 20 AND OUT MY
MEMOIR AND ALL OF THE STUFF BUT
I WATCHED PEOPLE DO.
GREG: OKAY I BET IT IS BETTER
THAN THE BO DIETL BOOK HE'S THE
BEST.
WHERE CAN PEOPLE FIND YOU?
>> SEE ME EVERY WEEK ON SIRIUS
XM RADIO BRINGING ON GUESTS WITH
COLIN QUINN.
BE ON IT BRINGING DEAN WITH ME.
GREG: SEE DEAN LIVE THIS WEEK IN
GOTHAM --
>> COMEDY CLUB GOING TO BE HOT.
CHECK OUT MY PODCAST GOING DOWN
THIS WEEKEND, BABY.
COME OUT.
>> YOU'LL SEE QAT SON --
>> GOING TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE
THIS WEEKEND.
GREG: THANK YOU PAL.
WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GIVING
CASH AN PRIZES TO THIS GROUP.
HOW MUCH AND HOW MANY PRICES,
WE'LL SEE.
[LAUGHTER]