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I totally forgot what the hell I was gonna say......
That you burped? In the Review? What are you doing an orchestra?
I cannot remember (sings hobbit theme song)
Hey Im J and this is Mike, welcome to WeWatchedAMovie. Are you ready to Shire in your pants?
(Theme Song we watched a movie)
Keep your shire in your pants The Hobbit: a prequel to the lord of the rings
trilogy I have read the book
Ive never read the book. I got it assigned senior year in high school and I was like
F*** that It has elves on it!
If you go into this movie expecting it to be long then, your a genius cus it really
is I have a blood clot in my ***
Just full frontal male nudity right now Get AWay!
Im not a big fantasy guy I usually dont... I just burped
I usually dont get into these movies at all but I was like I want to get into it
so I watched today for the first time and had a little movie marathon and enjoyed it
you climbed that mountain of ***!
You know what I really liked about it? Time to get serious
These movies moreso than any other movies Ive ever seen really focus on the fact that
goodness can conquer everything Oh Samwise! Samwise Gangee!
Id like to hear more of the story of sam! Sounds like a good tale!
The only real difference between this one and the other ones?
The other ones the whole world was gonna end if the ring got into the wrong hands
It seemed like they were so much more in danger in the other movies
in this one it didnt seem like that? It was more centralized on these charachters and
their motives There wasnt as much at stake
It wasnt as much emotional I guess as Lord of the Rings
You actually hit it point on Theres not a human in this at all, its all
dwarves, elves and wizards there is no human anchor
Its still a great movie, just really heavy laden in Fantasy
The special effects in this are amazing, I dont know how this wont get an award
because what they did with gollum looked even better
Go with the 3D ticket, the landscapes really kick in
I felt like I was in Hobbit town and that song? It was like I was sitting there listening
to it
That elf chick, not liv tyler the other one for an older lady is yeah
Her voice puts me to sleep I just wanna record her voice and go to sleep to it
Youll get what you want from a Lord of the Rings movie in this but it centers around
the dwarves they did stretch it out, there was some filler
and you were like, lets get to the next scene.
When your watching it, and get a blood clot and are like I get it! There are a lot of
cool special effects like these eagles, which is cool, I wish I
could get an eagle to help me out in traffic its awesome, looks good but its just forever
I think Peter Jackson was watching it on the viewfinder and was like its too beautiful!
They were like stop the shot! he was like I cant!
He probably didnt even here him he was just like uuuuuuhhhh
Thats all the bad things Ill say about it it looks amazing
theres a lot more comedy in this one, the dwarves were funny
Ian Mckellen the guy whos plays gandolf is great again
The guy who played the dwarf prince is okay they were trying to go for the viggo mortensen
thing but who can?
Its not racist against dwarves or anything but its a lot harder to get invested in them
than humans! I am racist againts dwarves, stay in your
*** mountain!
at first i didnt like bilbo or the guy that played him he was a little bit
Magoo! Magoo! Magoo! But I understood as the movie developed I
get he is more sincere and good hearted I liked the villains too by the way theres
this orc that is badass reminded me of a *** up daniel craig
or a heman trapjaw
I really appreciate that a lot of stuff wasnt shown in the trailer
there were things where I was like wow that is awesome
Bottom line you are gonna get most of what you expected in the Lord of the rings films
Its not quite as charming but if your a Lord of the rings fan you will like it, definitely
go see it
8.0 for me just a good movie, I am gonna give it an 8.0 too
The other Lord of the Rings movies range around a 9.0 for me
The only other thing I wanna talk about is the crowd we saw the hobbit with
Oh god there was this dude in front of us, I thought
he was joking had his arm around this girl and put his mouth
around her mouth and went... I was like what the ***?
We thought he was joking. It was like a clown having a seizure on her face.
He would put a handful of popcorn in his mouth and be like ...
Thats it for us guys! rate comment subscribe and let us know what you thought of the hobbit
We gotta get out of here guys, I think are ponies are gone!