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>> CHEERS TO BRENDAN AND MORGAN!
>> IT'S MY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
WITH BRENDAN.
>> CABO!
>> LAST TIME I WAS WITH DOROTHY,
THAT WAS WHEN ALL THIS [BLEEP]
HAPPENED.
>> I WAS THERE.
>> I WENT INSANE ON HER OVER A
BILL.
>> WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
I AM [BLEEP] DONE WAITING
AROUND. WE WANTED YOU ALL HERE
FOR OUR WEEKEND, AND IF YOU WANT
TO BE HERE FOR US, BE HERE. IF
YOU DON'T, GET THE [BLEEP] UP
AND GET THE [BLEEP] OUT!
>> TONIGHT ON "RICH KIDS OF
BEVERLY HILLS"...
>> THE TOTAL IS $20,000.
>> AMAZING.
>> LOOK!
>> WHOO!
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE OWES
$300.
>> DON'T GIVE ROXY THE CHECK!
>> SHOULD WE ITEMIZE THE BILL
AGAIN?
>> OH!
>> SHUT UP! IT'S OUR
ANNIVERSARY. I WANT YOU TO STOP
TALKING! GET UP, BRENDAN.
LET'S GO.
>> ♪ GO RUN AND TELL SOMEBODY
THEY LIKE ME, THEY SEE ME
ALL ON ME LIKE A HOBBY
THEY WRITE AND THEY TWEET ME
WE ARE THE RICH AND POPULAR ♪
>> THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. I'M
REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ALL
HERE.
>> WE LOVE YOU.
>> CHEERS!
>> THERE IS A LOT OF TENSION.
LET'S LEAVE ALL THE TENSION AT
THIS TABLE.
>> YEAH. YOU GUYS, CAN WE GO TO
THE CLUB?
>> YEAH!
>> DADDY WANTS TO PARTY.
CHEERS, YOU GUYS. CABO!
>> YAY!
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
>> CABO NIGHT LIFE IS VERY
DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WE'RE USED
TO.
IT'S JUST SLOPPY FUN.
I THINK DEFINITELY BY THE TIME
WE GOT TO THE CLUB, WE ALL HAD
SO MUCH FUN WE FORGOT ABOUT THE
TENSION AND EVERYTHING AT
DINNER.
>> JONNY IS A GREAT DANCER
BECAUSE HE JUST MAKES ME LAUGH.
>> THERE'S JUST A LOT OF, LIKE,
HAIR.
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
>> I'M GONNA SAY I DANCE A LOT
WITH MY NECK, AND, LIKE, MY
CHIROPRACTOR KNOWS THAT BECAUSE,
LIKE, HE'S ALWAYS, LIKE,
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR NECK?"
AND I'M LIKE, "GIRL, I DON'T
KNOW." AND I GET INTO A CLUB,
AND I'M LIKE...
>> THERE'S REALLY NO QUESTION
ABOUT WHO'S THE BEST DANCER
BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY ME. END
OF STORY, POINT BLANK, PERIOD,
THANK YOU, IT'S A WRAP.
>> HIM AND EJ TOGETHER ARE
HILARIOUS.
>> THE CHOREOGRAPHY.
>> WE TOOK THE NIGHT. WE TOOK
IT. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM
US. WE TOOK THAT NIGHT. IT WAS A
BLAST.
>> HELLO.
>> OH, HELLO.
>> OH, YOU'VE GOT FAKE ***,
TOO. THEY'RE IN MY FACE RIGHT
NOW. SO ANYWAY, SO IT'S OUR
ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, AND I NEED
TO PLAN SOMETHING FOR HIM THAT'S
REALLY SPECIAL AND AMAZING
BECAUSE HE'S REALLY SPECIAL AND
AMAZING. AND THAT WAS SO CHEESY.
DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT, BUT
IT'S TRUE.
>> LET ME SHOW YOU THE BEST
THINGS THAT WE HAVE IN CABO.
>> BRENDAN IS VERY INTO
EXPERIENCES AND ACTIVITIES AND
NOT SO MUCH THE MATERIAL ITEMS
OF THE WORLD THAT I'M INTO, AND
I REALLY NEED TO SET SOMETHING
UP FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY THAT'S
REALLY SPECIAL SO HE CAN HAVE
FUN AND THINK I'M INTERESTING
AND ACTIVE AND, LIKE, PRETEND TO
LIKE WHAT HE LIKES.
>> VERY SMART.
>> HMM.
>> ALWAYS THINKING.
>> FOR SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY
PRIVATE AND VERY LUXURIOUS, I
HAVE A YACHT [PRONOUNCED YATCH]
THAT IS 120-FOOT LARGE.
>> YETCH?
>> YATCH? IT WAS YATCH.
>> I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPEAKING
HEBREW.
>> IT WAS WEIRD, AND SHE KEPT ON
SAYING IT AT THE SAME TIME, AND
FINALLY I WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU
MEAN THE YACHT." YACHITA.
>> YAHTSEE.
>> YATCH.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BIGGER?
I GET SEASICK UNDER--ANYTHING
UNDER 150.
>> YOU WILL NOT FEEL ANYTHING.
>> IT'S FINE.
>> IT'S REALLY BIG.
>> I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] ABOUT
ANYONE ELSE. IT'S JUST ABOUT
HIM. IF THEY WANT TO GET OFF THE
BOAT--
>> HE LIKES WATER SPORTS.
>> ACTUALLY IT COMES WITH WAVE
RUNNERS.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YES.
>> THAT'S SO P. DIDDY OF US.
>> OK, SO WE CAN DO THAT
TOMORROW AT 11:00?
>> YES.
>> OK.
>> DON'T YELL AT ME. IS 12:00
OK?
>> 11:00.
>> PERFECT.
THE TOTAL IS $20,000.
>> AMAZING.
>> IT'S A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
>> BATHING SUITS.
>> I'M GONNA BRING OUTFIT
CHANGES.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. SO WE'LL
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> SEE YOU.
>> I WONDER WHAT THE BOYS ARE UP
TO.
>> EJ AND JONNY ARE PROBABLY
HAVING, WHAT?
>> MAJOR GIRL TIME.
>> THESE FEET ARE DOING THE
MILES. THEY ARE SO SMOOTH AND SO
GORGEOUS, I COULD LITERALLY GO
AND, LIKE, DANCE BAREFOOT ON
SOME LAVA RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO US LAST
NIGHT?
>> THERE IS NO ONE GETTING DOWN
LIKE US.
>> THANK GOD YOU CAN, BECAUSE I
LITERALLY CAN'T BE AROUND
STRAIGHT PEOPLE FOR THAT LONG.
>> OF COURSE. I'M THE SAME WAY.
>> YOU'RE FANTASTIC. YOU'RE
AMAZING. YOU'RE SEXY.
>> YEAH. LIKE, I KEEP IT REAL.
I'M A BAD ***. I KNOW.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU NEED YOUR OWN
TALK SHOW.
>> YOU KNOW, THAT'S, LIKE, MY
END GOAL.
>> I SAY DO IT. [BLEEP]
>> I WILL. I WANT TO BE THE
NEXT OPRAH. LIKE, I'M WORKING ON
IT.
MY PARENTS WERE JUST ON OPRAH'S
[INDISTINCT] ON MONDAY.
>> WERE YOU ON IT?
>> NO, I WASN'T. I HAD A
MIDTERM, SO I COULDN'T GO HOME.
BUT IT WASN'T ABOUT ME AND MY
SISTER. IT WAS ABOUT THEM, SO WE
LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT.
>> OH, NO OIL ON THIS.
>> NO?
>> NO, NO, NO. YEAH, BECAUSE I
HAVE A SPRAY TAN.
>> YOU HAVE A SPRAY TAN? THAT'S
ONE THING I'LL NEVER HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT.
>> YUCKY.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT IS IT, THOUGH?
>> WE NEED BOYS OR SOMETHING.
>> I TEXTED JONNY AND EJ.
>> THE TWO QUEENS?
>> THAT BUG WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
IT WAS THIS BIG.
>> I WANT MY LEGS TO BE THAT
THIN. VERY LANKY. WHAT WAS IT?
IT WAS A...
>> A KOMODO DRAGON? NO, THAT'S A
LIZARD.
>> NO. THAT'S A LIZARD. AND IT
WAS GRAY.
>> AND IT HAD SCALES ON IT.
>> YEAH.
>> IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A FAUX
PYTHON.
>> COME IN!
>> WE'RE HERE!
>> BACKUP.
>> WE'RE GONNA KILL THIS ***.
>> WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT AT?
WHERE IS IT AT?
NO. I'M NOT LOOKING. UH-UH.
>> STOP! WE NEED A PLAN.
>> STOP, JONNY. DON'T DO IT.
YOU'RE GONNA MOVE IT.
>> PUT IT IN THE BIRKIN.
>> NO!
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
>> YOU GUYS ARE SO EMBARRASSING.
>> JONNY, YOU NEED--
[SCREAMING]
>> AAH! JONNY! AAH!
I JUST GRABBED THE BIRKIN AND
TRIED TO GET OUT. YOU WANT YOUR
BELONGINGS WITH YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD. IS IT GONE? I'M
NOT COMING BACK OUT. IS IT GONE?
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT THING COULD FLY, AND WHEN
IT FLEW, IT WAS OVAH.
>> CLOSE THE DOOR.
>> IS IT GONE?
>> IT'S GONE.
>> SAVED THE DAY BY THE STRAIGHT
MAN.
>> YAY, COOPER!
>> YAY!
>> NOW I KIND OF MISS IT.
>> ROXY.
>> LOOK.
>> OH, WOW. WE DID GOOD.
>> THANKS, BABE.
>> IT'S PERFECT.
>> YOU KNOW I LOVE STUFF LIKE
THIS.
>> IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN I
THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.
>> HOLY [BLEEP].
>> LET'S GO ON THE BOAT.
>> SHOES OFF.
>> TAKE THEM OFF RIGHT HERE.
>> THE MOST APPROPRIATE ATTIRE
FOR YACHTING IS, LIKE, A NICE
LITTLE SUN DRESS, BATHING SUIT
UNDERNEATH.
>> FLAT SHOES.
>> ALWAYS FLAT SHOES ON A BOAT.
>> LIKE, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO
IMPRESS?
>> WHY ARE YOU IN A WEDGE?
>> ROXY, CAREFUL.
>> IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR
SHOES TO FIT YOU PROPERLY AND TO
BE THE RIGHT SIZE. IF THEY'RE
TOO BIG, IT'S OVER FOR YOU.
>> IT LOOKS BORROWED. TOO BIG IS
WORSE THAN TOO SMALL.
>> BIND YOUR FEET. WHO CARES?
PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT FOR
GENERATIONS.
>> MY PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT FOR
GENERATIONS.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> I HAVE SMALL FEET, BUT
THEY'RE NOT BOUND.
[YACHT HORN BLOWS]
>> WHOO!
[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HA HA HA!
>> HOLA! COMO ESTAN?
>> MY FAMILY AND I YACHT EVERY
SUMMER IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
AND ITALY. THE YACHT MORGAN
BOOKED WAS NICE--A LITTLE
SMALLER THAN I'M USED TO, BUT
VERY NICE.
>> ONE OF MY SPIRITUAL ADVISORS
TOLD ME I WAS A PASSENGER
EITHER ON THE "TITANIC" OR,
LIKE, THE "LUSITANIA."
UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T SURVIVE
ONE OF THOSE VOYAGES, AND I WAS
IN STEERAGE.
>> THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I CAN'T
WAIT TO JUMP OFF HERE INTO
THOSE...
>> I'M GOING TO LOVE IT.
>> WHOA!
>> WHOA!
>> AAH!
>> MY SWIMSUIT IS SO FAR UP MY
***.
YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT IF
YOU'RE GONNA JUMP OFF THE TOP OF
THE BOAT, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE
WORST WEDGIE OF YOUR LIFE.
>> YOUR BATHING SUIT BOTTOM
BECOMES YOUR *** VERY
QUICKLY.
>> VERY QUICKLY.
>> EJ, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO
BRAKES, RIGHT?
>> THERE'S NO BRAKES?
>> THIS IS NOT SAINT-TROPEZ.
>> OK.
>> I'M FROM BEVERLY HILLS. I
DON'T DO THIS. I'M NOT ACTIVE. I
HATE THOSE GIRLS THAT PRETEND TO
BE MORE ACTIVE TO, LIKE, IMPRESS
THEIR BOYFRIEND. "OH, MY GOD, I
LOVE SURFING." "NO, YOU DON'T,
***. SIT DOWN."
>> ♪ COME ON, LET'S MOVE ♪
>> COOPER WAS HOLDING ON VERY
TIGHTLY. LIKE, HE BLAMED IT ON
ME BEING A CRAZY JET SKI DRIVER
AND THAT HE WAS SCARED. HE JUST
WANTED A LITTLE SQUEEZE.
>> ♪ COME ON, LET'S MOVE ♪
>> NOW GO. JUST GO. JUST GO.
>> YEAH! HA HA HA!
>> OOH!
>> WE JUST TIPPED THE ***.
LIKE, THAT THING JUST--DONE.
>> SO SOON?
>> I EVEN DID BETTER, AND I'M AN
ASIAN DRIVER.
>> EJ, YOU WANT TO GET BACK ON?
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING?
>> UM, HELLO. LOOK AT ME.
>> THIS WAS THE BEST DAY. THIS
WAS THE BEST TRIP.
>> CHEERS, EVERYONE.
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
>> LET THEM DRINK DOM.
WHAT A LIFE.
[YACHT HORN BLOWS]
>> ARE THERE ANY NEW HOUSES? I
WANT TO GET A NEW SUMMER HOME
SOMEWHERE.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
>> SO TONIGHT WE'RE HAVING
DINNER AT NICK-SAN, AND THIS IS
WHERE DOROTHY AND I HAD OUR HUGE
FIGHT 7 YEARS AGO ABOUT
SPLITTING A BILL INCORRECTLY.
>> IT'S SUNDAY. MORGAN, WE'RE
EATING SUSHI ON A SUNDAY.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'RE IN
MEXICO.
>> RULES TO LIVE BY: YOU NEVER
EAT SUSHI ON A SUNDAY. FISH
MARKETS ARE CLOSED ON SUNDAY.
ONLY RANKY *** EAT RANKY
FISH, OK? NOT CHIC.
TO A PEACEFUL DINNER AT NICK-SAN
WITH ROXANA.
>> CHEERS, DOROTHY.
>> LOVE YOU. NO FIGHTING.
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> GOOD MAN.
>> I'M DEFINITELY GETTING A
LITTLE DRUNK AT DINNER. AND BY A
LITTLE DRUNK, I MEAN VERY DRUNK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> I'M PRETTY [BLEEP] WASTED.
>> WHOO! BLOODSHOT. I FEEL LIKE
I WANT TO KEEP DRINKING.
>> YOU?
>> SHOULD WE TAKE A SELFIE?
>> YEAH. HELL, YEAH.
>> IT'S A BIG DEAL POSTING A
SELFIE WITH YOU.
>> I'M SO HAPPY.
>> DID ROXANA ORDER SHOTS?
ROXANA!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> I'LL TAKE IT. NO.
>> HAND IT TO [INDISTINCT]
>> DON'T GIVE ROXY THE CHECK!
DON'T GIVE ROXY THE CHECK!
>> SHOULD WE ITEMIZE THE BILL
AGAIN?
>> OH!
>> I'M HAPPY WE'RE OVER IT.
>> AS AM I.
>> WE CAN JOKE ABOUT IT. HA HA.
>> [INDISTINCT] SAID THAT IT WAS
A DIFFERENCE OF 30 BUCKS.
>> PEOPLE ARE RICH FOR A REASON.
YOU SAID GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF
HERE [INDISTINCT].
BRING IT AND BE A RICH ***.
>> I MEAN, THE FACT THAT WE'RE
STILL FIGHTING OVER A 30-DOLLAR
DISCREPANCY IN A BILL 7 YEARS
LATER IS A JOKE. LIKE, A
BILLIONAIRE SHOULDN'T GIVE
A--SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT 30
BUCKS.
>> IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO. WHY ARE
WE MAKING IT A BIG DEAL? WE'VE
ALL MOVED ON.
>> YOU WEREN'T HERE, JONNY.
>> OK. DON'T HAVE ATTITUDE.
>> WELL, DON'T SPEAK ON THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
>> BOTH OF YOU GUYS WERE
PSYCHOS.
>> I WAS NOT PSYCHO.
>> I WAS PSYCHO.
>> DON'T CALL ME PSYCHO. YOU
WEREN'T HERE. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
I ACTED.
>> OK--
>> YOU'RE OVER IT.
>> FORGET THE--
>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP, BOTH OF
YOU. IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. I'M
HAPPY YOU GUYS HAVE FIGURED IT
OUT. YOU WERE BOTH ASKED.
[BLEEP] WE'RE DONE.
>> I WAS NOT ASKED [BLEEP].
>> I WASN'T ASKED [BLEEP], AND
I'M SORRY ABOUT IT.
>> YOU BOTH HANDLED IT
INCORRECTLY.
>> HOW? WHAT DID I DO, MORGAN?
>> THE POINT IS--
>> WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
>> THE POINT IS WE'RE MOVING ON
FROM IT RIGHT NOW! WE'RE
MOVING--IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY! I
WANT YOU TO STOP TALKING!
>> YOU KNOW, MORGAN IS SCREAMING
AT US AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS,
LIKE, VEINS POPPING OUT OF HER
NECK AND FOREHEAD.
>> SHUT UP!
>> MORGAN WAS KIND OF TURNING
INTO THE HULK.
>> THIS IS OUR ANNIVERSARY! WE
INVITED YOU. THAT IS IT! DONE.
LET'S GO. NOW I'M DONE.
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE OWES
$300.
[LAUGHTER]
IT'S 1,500.
>> WE NEED TO BE SENSITIVE TO
HER NEEDS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS
IS HER ANNIVERSARY.
>> IT'S MORGAN THAT'S BEING
[BLEEP] UP, NOT ME.
>> DOROTHY, DON'T TALK ABOUT ME
LIKE THAT! DON'T--NO, NO. DON'T
MOVE.
>> WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?
>> I WAS TRYING TO MOVE ON FROM
IT AND HAVE A NICE ENDING. YOU
BOTH WERE INAPPROPRIATE TO EACH
OTHER, WHATEVER HAPPENED.
>> WE'RE TRYING TO WORK IT OUT.
>> AND IT'S NOT THE NIGHT, SO
LET'S MOVE ON FROM IT.
>> ENOUGH. STOP. DROP. DONE.
>> IT SHOULDN'T BE TALKED ABOUT.
>> IT'S OK. LET'S GO.
>> EVERY TIME I COME TO F-ING
CABO, THERE'S AN ISSUE AT THIS
RESTAURANT!
>> WHOO! HA HA! [BLEEP]
>> ALL OVER MY [BLEEP] CAPTAIN.
>> I NEVER WANT ANYONE TO BE
UPSET.
>> DOROTHY--
>> SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID TO
ME. "YOU'VE RUINED MY
ANNIVERSARY WITH
BRENDAN THIS WEEKEND."
>> DOROTHY KEPT BEING, LIKE,
"MORGAN SAID I RUINED HER
ANNIVERSARY. I RUIN--" NO. SHE
DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> SHE LOOKED AT ME IN THE EYES
AND SAID, "YOU JUST RUINED MY
WEEKEND WITH BRENDAN."
>> DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART.
>> JUST STOP DRINKING, AND IT'LL
ALL BE FINE. IT'S TIME.
>> I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
>> DO A HAIR FLIP, AND LET'S
MOVE ON.
>> I'M DONE.
>> WE ARE FABULOUS. MY GOD, THE
PEACEMAKING COMMITTEE. I'M
LITERALLY [INDISTINCT]. SOMEONE
SHOULD CUT ME A CHECK.
>> DOROTHY NEVER CRIES, SO
SEEING HER THIS UPSET MAKES ME
FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER, BUT I
THINK IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC THAT
SHE CARES THIS MUCH ABOUT MORGAN
SAYING SHE RUINED HER
ANNIVERSARY. LIKE, GROW A PAIR.
>> [CRYING]
>> YOU NEED TO RELAX.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE FINE.
TRUST ME. DON'T GET UPSET.
>> YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT
UNDERSTANDING WHERE OTHER PEOPLE
COME FROM. I'M NOT.
>> BUT, DOROTHY, YOU NEED TO
DEVELOP THIS QUALITY.
>> I DO. I KNOW. I KNOW.
>> LIKE, THE FACT THAT I'M
CONSOLING DOROTHY RIGHT NOW IS,
LIKE, WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THE
POINT OF THIS ENTIRE FIGHT?
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'RE SO
APPRECIATIVE.
>> ADIOS.
>> GRACIAS.
>> THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT.
>> I'M DONE.
>> IT'S DONE.
>> THE TEARS ARE GONE.
THE MASCARA IS GONE.
>> WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> LET'S HUG, KISS, AND MAKE UP.
>> WE'LL GROUP HUG. WE'LL GROUP
HUG.
>> YAY!
>> I GOT OVER THE DRAMA THE
SECOND THAT I LEFT THE
RESTAURANT. I'M VERY QUICK TO
DISMISS THINGS. I GET VERY
HEATED AND VERY UPSET, AND THEN
5 MINUTES LATER, IT'S LIKE I
MOVE ON.
>> [CRYING]
>> SHE'S CRYING.
>> YOU DID NOT RUIN OUR
ANNIVERSARY.
>> I KNOW.
>> YOU DIDN'T. YOU'RE DRUNK. WE
HAD FUN TODAY. YOU LOOK GOOD
WITH ALL THESE TEARS ON YOUR
FACE BECAUSE IT'S GIVING
YOU A LITTLE DEWY FEEL.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW--
>> YOU DO HAVE A DEWY FEEL.
>> YOUR HOOPS LOOK
GOOD. I'M TELLING YOU--
>> THEY'RE DIAMOND.
>> YOU'RE--HA HA!
>> ARE THEY DIAMONDS? I THOUGHT
THEY WERE FAKE.
>> NOT FROM...
>> EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. I
THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE.
>> [CRYING]
SO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I'M
CRYING.
>> EVERYBODY'S HAD WAY TOO MUCH
TO DRINK. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO
JUST GO TO BED, POP AN ADVIL,
DRINK A LOT OF WATER, FORGET
WHAT THEY SAID, AND JUST RELAX.
DOROTHY, YOU WERE NOT BAD.
>> TAKE CARE. WE'RE READY TO
ROLL. LET'S GO.
>> I'M TELLING YOU...
>> CUIDADO? HOW DO YOU SAY IT?
CUIDADO?
>> CAUTION.
>> DOES THAT MEAN CAREFUL?
>> CUIDADO, RIGHT?
>> CAUTION.
>> CUIDADO, SENORES.
THIS MORNING I WOKE UP, AND I
FELT LIKE A MACK TRUCK RAN ME
OVER LAST NIGHT. I HAVE THE
WORST HANGOVER, PROBABLY, IN MY
LIFE. ARE THEY GONNA BE, LIKE,
HAVING SEX WHEN WE WALK IN?
>> BIRTHDAY SEX.
>> ANNIVERSARY SEX.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> I'M NOT REALLY EVEN SURE WHAT
EXACTLY HAPPENED AT THE END OF
THE NIGHT. WHAT DID I DO? WHAT
DID I SAY? DID I DO THIS? DID I
DO THAT? WHO DO I HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO? YOU KNOW?
>> HI!
>> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
>> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
>> WAIT.
>> DO YOU LIKE YOUR FLOWERS?
>> THERE'S MORE.
>> WHAT?
>> SENOR! SENOR!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> DOROTHY BRINGING ALL THE ROOM
SERVICE IS DEFINITELY HER TRYING
TO MAKE AMENDS. I THINK THAT--I
WAS FIRST OF ALL VERY SHOCKED
THAT SHE WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO
BRING US FOOD. I THINK THAT IT
WAS REALLY MATURE TO, LIKE, LOOK
INSIDE HERSELF AND BE, LIKE,
MAYBE IT WASN'T THE TIME AND
PLACE TO GET INTO THAT ARGUMENT
WITH ROXY LAST NIGHT.
>> BONJOUR! HA HA HA!
MMM.
MMM.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GO TALK
OUTSIDE?
>> YES.
I REALLY CANNOT GET INTO WHO
WAS RIGHT AND WHO WAS WRONG,
WHAT WAS SAID. I REALLY WAS NOT
IN THE MOOD TO REHASH ANYTHING.
>> LAST NIGHT I KNOW WE WERE
DRINKING A LOT. I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER THAN TO BRING THAT
UP. I JUST--I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO PUT A DAMPER ON THE WEEKEND.
>> I KNOW, AND YOU DIDN'T.
>> AND IT WAS YOUR ANNIVERSARY
DINNER, AND WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
GONE TO THAT PLACE.
>> IT JUST WENT WAY OVERBOARD. I
WAS OVER IT 5 MINUTES LATER.
>> NOTHING EVER GOOD HAPPENS
WHEN WE EAT SUSHI ON A SUNDAY IN
MEXICO.
>> OR HAVE TEQUILA [INDISTINCT]
MIXED.
>> AND I HAD ***, TOO.
>> HA HA HA!
>> DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> DOROTHY AND I WORKED OUT OUR
ARGUMENT VERY QUICKLY. SHE
APOLOGIZED, I APOLOGIZED, AND WE
MOVED ON. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
DO.
>> OK, LET'S GO JOIN EVERYONE
AGAIN.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> GREAT OUTFITS.
HIT IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
[PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC]
>> WHEN I SAW THAT BAND, I WAS
LIKE, "YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL AND
CUTE. THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU." IT
WAS THE SWEETEST THING IN THE
WORLD.
>> LOOK. THEY'RE IN ALL WHITE.
>> I HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE. HI,
BABE.
>> HI.
>> I HAVE LIP GLOSS. I LOVED IT.
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]
MY HAIR IS SOAKING WET.
WHOO!
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> AMAZING.
>> YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
>> LOVE YOUR PANTS, TOO, BY THE
WAY.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI. HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I'M READY FOR A MARGARITA.
>> I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU ALONE THE ENTIRE TRIP.
>> AS LONG AS WE GOT THIS
MOMENT, US HAVING DINNER, AND I
GOT TO DO THE MARIACHI THING--
>> OUT OF CONTROL, THE MARIACHI
THING. I [BLEEP] FLIPPED.
>> CHEERS, BABE. HAPPY
ANNIVERSARY.
>> CHEERS. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
>> LOVE YOU.
>> LOVE YOU. OH, MY GOD. A YEAR.
DO YOU WANT TO DISCUSS
SOMETHING?
>> WHAT?
>> THAT MY CELL PHONE HAS BEEN
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE
THE ENTIRE TIME AS OUR THIRD
DINNER GUEST, AND I HAVEN'T
LOOKED AT IT ONCE.
>> REALLY?
>> YOU CAN HAVE THAT UP UNTIL
TOMORROW WHEN WE LEAVE.
>> OR MAYBE FOR THE NEXT YEAR?
I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU ON OUR
SECOND ANNIVERSARY.
>> AW. I'D KILL MYSELF.
I FEEL LIKE THE PAST YEAR HAS
DEFINITELY BEEN PRETTY SEAMLESS.
I FEEL LIKE IT WAS A HUGE
BALANCING ACT. EVEN THOUGH I
FEEL LIKE WE'RE EQUALLY--I WAS
JUST GOING TO ADMIT ON TV THAT
WE'RE EQUALLY FUNNY, BUT I DON'T
THINK WE'RE EQUALLY FUNNY. I
THINK I'M FUNNIER THAN BRENDAN
IN, LIKE, A SOCIAL--
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> OK. IN A SOCIAL SETTING.
>> I'M--
>> BUT BRENDAN MAKES ME LAUGH
MORE THAN I MAKE HIM LAUGH,
HONESTLY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SO THE PAST YEAR HAS BEEN
AMAZING.
>> YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, TOO.
>> I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN. I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT WE
CAME, AND I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT
EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO COME.
>> ME, TOO.
>> NEXT TIME, WE WON'T HAVE THEM
COME, BUT I LOVE YOU A LOT. IT
WAS VERY SWEET.
>> GONNA KISS ME FOR IT OR NO?
>> DO I--DO YOU WANT A KI--YES,
I WANT A KISS. THANK YOU.
HONESTLY, IT WAS AMAZING. IT
REALLY WAS.
NEXT TIME ON "RICH KIDS OF
BEVERLY HILLS"...
I COULD SEE YOU IN THIS.
>> HOW MUCH IS THIS?
>> 145 GRAND.
>> YOU NEED TO BUY TWO--ONE FOR
ME, FOR OUR GARAGE.
>> YEAH, FOR SURE.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[IMITATES UNLOCKING DOOR]
>> TELL ME ABOUT DOROTHY. HAS
SHE HIRED SOMEONE YET? DESIGNER?
>> I DON'T THINK SO. HAVE YOU
THOUGHT OF ROXY?
>> FOR WHAT?
>> DESIGNING. HER WORK IS
ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.
>> ISN'T SHE INTERNING?
>> TELL ME WHAT DOROTHY SAID
ABOUT ME.
>> SHE WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT YOU WERE INTERNING.
>> IS IT A JOKE? I CAN'T DRINK
ANY MORE. I'LL KILL HER.