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She looks like the night manager at a lesbian Kentucky Fried Chicken.
hello
hello (Madonna was the highest earning musician of 2012.) I know it's you!
(and the Oscar goes to...Skyfall! Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth)
GET a life or go back on tour!
MOM
you've already been told off by Instagram
you can't post pictures of your crotch! I'm expressing myself. You have no idea how to
behave when you're not on tour! I'm fine.
you just had a pre-show prayer circle with your pillows.
you just flashed the window cleaner.
I always do that.
I should put this on Tumblr
links to my Instagram and Tumblr are in the description below. Thanks for watching!