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What's up everybody! Astartes here with a new series that I call
Let's Glitch. It's like a Let's Play but it focuses on glitches...
***. Today I am teaming up with Storm Lord to glitch
this ledge in Assassin's Creed 3. It's right here on the map in New York.
Oh, and please excuse the quality becasue I am too poor to afford a capture card.
God dammit! It's so annoying when he dooesn't work, but
it's so funny when it does. ayyy!
That would be funny if he wedged his arm in there, and it just rips off.
Yes, that would be kinda funny, actually. Ragdoll physics at its finest!
Grab the tree. Come on. You can jump higher than that, I
know you can. There we go.
Ohhh!
Well, that's a different direction. Oh, I think you heal faster when you are hidden.
Oh, *** that. Huh!
That seems like some *** that they would put in the game.
Yeah, I mean, iit kind of makes sense. Grab the tree!
Are you making him go to the left like that? Go to the right?
Yeah. Oh, ok.
Yeah, I can make him pull. But the ones he has actually gone in, I haven't
actually tried it. Like how his head and arm go to the right.
Yeah. Yeah, that's me. Ok.
Ready? Yeah.
See, he is healing much faster than he was. Something is different.
Maybe it's another glitch? Yeah, probably.
Oh, he actually went through the window. ***, don't do what you're supposed to, dammit.
There we go. Ohhh!
Nice.
I kind of miss that creepy wisper thing that happened when someone was following you.
I didn't like it at first, but now I have gotten used to it.
Wait, is it not in this game? Nope.
It's in multiplayer. Oh, really?
Oh, yeah. It is one of the main detections. Oh, cool.
And it is a heart beat if yo uare near your target.
Oh, that's cool. Those are hudge. Like, you really have to
rely on those. But they are subtle, so an inexperienced player
would be like "what the *** and I supposed to do?"
But if you know what you are doing, then you can really *** people up.
That was a good shot. I do think it is nice that when you stand
on the fire it hurts you. Ahh!
Holy hell, it does. Yeah
Oh, what? I was about to say, if you got that.
Oh, yeah. *** well. Yeah, I wish there were a spot that we could
just always climb up from and it would work. Yeah, it's like it's not even worth walling
around for the health because it is going to take
you too long to get it again, anyway. Ok.
Yeah, you can't go up the middle for sure. Is there a way to *** restart this ***?
Do you want to try and reload it? It's really easy.
It's just puase restart from checkpoint. Yeah, you are going to far up the middle.
right Oh, maybe there's not one right now.
Yeah, because you're not... Oh.
Well, just go and get a gurad to kill you or something.
Yeah, I don't really want to bend over for a guard.
Yeah, well I can't really get less middle e without going in the middle of the ***
window. I know. That's the irritating part of this.
Yeah, see. Sometimes it just works, and then it doesn't sometimes and it's wierd.
Oh, I rolled. I didn't take any damage from that.
Yeah. Wait.
I've had worse... Oh, *** you!
I've had worse luck with your arms spread. Do it when your arms are together.
Even if you seem like you are in a bad spot because it's better than having your arms
spread. Oh, and I've also been doing it without holding
the left stick forward. And that seems to work.
Oh! I did not realize that.
Oh, that right. To desycronize yourself you can just go jump in the fire.
Didn't think of that. You know what?
*** it. That's kind of funny.
They're like the worst animals ever. Oh, shut up.
God, they're disgusting! Humans are the worst...
They eat their ***! Well humans do too.
All of them do.
That actually might be a good spot. Yeah, see.
If he's not going over there already, he's not going to make it.
Burn him! Burn him!
Oh, can you grab people? No.
You can't do anything with civilians in this game, it sucks.
You can't grab civilians? No, you can't do anything to them.
That was like an integral part of, like, *** Assassin's Creed one.
You couldn't stop grabbing civilians. I know, it's really annoying.
You would be just like running and you would start groping them,
and then those guys would be like, "Hey you!" Yeah, you can push past them, but you can't
actually grab them. It's really annoying.
Why the *** would they do that? I know
***.
No *** parachutes. Like, what the ***?
Yeah No hook blade, either.
Well, that was specific to Constantinople. But, the *** parachute.
It would have been cool if they said like oh, hey...
Like something that had been passed down through the assassins.
Yeah I do like the tree climbing, though.
I think they definitely did that well. Yes. That's one of the things they actually
spent time on. I mean, I've heard that it's really cool to
build up you homestead, but I don't see the value in it.
Yeah, I don't, either. I don't get *** from those people.
I know. And then there's like those trade routes.
How the *** does that work? I know, and apparently you can have your convoys
attacked, but they don't actually tell you when they're
attacked, they tell you once the attack, you lost the
attack, and then you lost your convoy.
Like, when the *** were you going to tell me that?
And it's only like fifteen pounds you can make off of it.
Yeah
He's more of shielding himself then actually warming his hands.
Yeah, which is very strange. Yeah, he looks like a prick.
Rather than like, blending in, he's like "oh fire!"
He's a *** Native American! It makes sense in the context of like when
there's parts of the game where you're like running
through fire, and he's trying to prtect himself.
Yeah, they kept the mechanic. No, no, no, no.
He's affraid of fire because his mom died in fire.
Oh, whatever. Yeah, she's dead.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Come on.
Yeah Ohhh
*** sticks the landing. See, I told you it was cool.
You did get that, right? Yeah
Oh, is that what this read light means? Ohhhh!
*** puppeteer! You're never going to get that again.
No way. No, that's actually the third time I've gotten
it. Oh, really.
Yeah, I've gotten it a couple of times. What?
It's really hard to get.
I think it's really funny that it's always red, white, and blue towels.
Well those are probably the only colors the government invested in, so.
Yeah, that's it. I mean, well, dyes were kind of a luxury back
then. Where the *** are you now?
Oh, I see. Oh, that was close.
I got the landing, that was pretty good. I don't think I've ever seen you land on that
part of the fence.
Oh, I though you were straight up dead. Yeah, dude, you're going to die.
I know, that's the fun part. Oh, wow. You sauck at killing yourself.
Oh, thanks. I could just jump in fire. I am trying to
do it with style. The fire kind of take a while.
Well, not when your health is that low. Kind of slow and painful.
Damn this well.
I miss the old days then the wells were covered up with stuff
until you threw a granade at them. I don't remember that.
In Revelations... The battery is almost dead.
Dammit Seems pretty persistent.
Yeah, well...
*** this well!
***!
Oh! What the hell?
That's like dead on. I know
I swear to god it is a random thing. It's that god damn flower pot.
Yeah, it's like an easter egg. And it only happens at certain parts of the
day... Yes!
Holy ***! That was the best one we've had.
Yeah, he died, and now this camera is about to die.