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Emma; Hello my lovelies! so this docu-entry is how I got to be the amazing
awesome life maker person you see before you today! It all started a couple years
ago after college when my dear dad said to me
my favorite daughter Emma you should take this opportunity to figure out what
you want to do in life
but take your time, but that's what I said
bestest dad ever I don't need to take my time because I already know
I am Emma Woodhouse and the people need me you'll see!
"Imminent Success" Written by Bernie Su
As I said before I'm a lifestyle coach matchmaker and I am
all about the follow-through I see my clients from the temp job to the corner
office!
From the first date to the honeymoon! I am there as long as they need me because
after all my client are the types of people who won't know what they need
until I show it to them, and they always thank me later!
Can you imagine a purpose more noble and fulfilling than bettering the lives of
the people?!
Psh.. Of course you can't! Remember how I said I was going to be like
Oprah? You get a better life! You get a better life! Everybody gets better a better life!
Alex: Well, this seems like a good time
Emma: Alex, you get a better life! Alex:Well, that's a relief.
Emma:He'll thank me later! Alex: So is this camera going to stay a thing?
Emma: Until I accept my award in lifetime achivement. Alex: I get it. So
did you talk to Annie? Emma: Of course I did Alex: And? Emma: and I took care of it.
Alex:Really? How? Emma: We talked she said
things and I'm giving her time to get over herself like any great friend would!
Alex: So she still thinking about calling off the wedding. Emma: But she hasn't yet!
Alex: and you believe she'll come around Emma: And realize how much she loves Ryan!
And how their future life together will be so perfect with our condo in Manhattan beach in Laguna
And their cabin in Whistler!
Alex: Detailed. Emma: Always Alex: To clarify, you're just betting
everything will workout? Emma: I don't gamble, I know!
Alex: Hmm, Humor me for a minute Emma A minute
really, you?
Emma: What are you doing?
Alex: Being humored i'll just be right over here! Annie: HI Emma.
Emma: Hey Annie, how are you? Annie: I'm good and I think i know why you're calling.
Emma: You do? Annie: yeah and i'm going to need some more time to think.
I'm sorry. Emma: Oh, but you aren't want for sure yet?
Annie: Well it's kinda big decision Emma: Haha, yea! Annie: When Ryan gets back to me expansion ship in a
couple weeks we'll talk about it.
Emma: Does he know? Did you tell him? Annie: Not yet.
I need to be for sure on this, it's good I have some time/
Emma: And you should most definitely take it! Annie: I'm sorry Emma,
I know this handcuffs in your business. I hope you just understand that something I have
Emma: Yea
totally understand space,time you got it! Well like i gotta go Alex is being all
crazy! Talk to you later bye!
Emma: She'll come around! Alex:But what if
Emma: No, No
Alex: What if she doesn't come around and she actually cancels the wedding?
Emma: Don't be ridiculous she won't cancel the wedding Alex: And you're sure?
Emma: Of course I am sure I am Emma Woodhouse! Alex: I got Emma:Great now would you mind I would really like
to finish a segment about the imminent future success of our vibrant company
Alex: Hmm
So speaking of our vibrant company Emma: and
its imminent future success Alex Well, what's that streak that your own?
Emma: Soonto be 20 for 20 Alex: I know
that you have faith but considering our company's future success
how iminet would it be if by the slightest chance a certain
engagement just happen to fall apart and
you perfect streak was broken? well
I'm off to my office of boredom and important stuff to ponder just that.
You have fun Emma
Alex whistles arrogantly.