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Maestro.. do you want a coffee? Oops!
Yes maestro!
You ***! Cheating on me again! -Who the *** are you?
Oh I'm sorry, I'm in a wrong apartment!
A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC (Eine kleine Nachtmusik)
You read this story? Stella works with Italians.
Praise the Lord, finally one of our kind makes it abroad!
Look at her.. Look at that ***.
A queen. See those ***..
Could you believe, I read in a magazine that she is a lesbian!
-Really? -Yeah.
And she has a girlfriend! Also a lesbian.
How can these kind of *** be lesbian, man?
What the ***?! Why spitting chicken on her?
- Ciao. -How are you doing, kittens?
-All good, chillin'... What is it, busy tonight?
-Just wash him up and put him on ice. Doc will see him tomorrow.
-No problem, babe. We won't let him walk.
Hey hey... why don't you come over for a coffee later, and maybe some...
They're lesbians. Lesbians!
Come on Spasoje.
Lesbians!
You know who this is? -Who?
-Velya. -Who?
-Velya, Velya! -I see it says Velya Pantich but who is he?!
-The Velya! -Which one?! -The one!
Velya, the club, those people, bombs, that other club, when they brought us
all those people we were... -Stitching them up? -Twenty people! -Velya Pantich!
"Velya the Death over Belgrade!"
That's him. That's Velya. Pantich.
Please continue with the procedure, Spasoje.
So.. Velya, eh?
-Some music? -What.. Must be his cell phone.
A Little Night Music! -What?
-Mozart composed it. -Very nice. Is it a famous song?
-A Little Night Music, I say.
-OK little, otherwise it wouldn't fit into the phone, but is it famous?
-It's not about the size! They just named it that way. -Who did? -Bethoven.
-You said Mozart. -No I said Bethoven.
-Bethoven! -OK don't yell at me Cole.
Velya! Listen... Can you hear me?
What is it, your voice is kinda funny?
-Hello?
I got an urgent job for you. Quick cash, 500 EUR. Just go pick up a package.
-What package?
Don't worry about it. In one hour show up at 16 Bray St, take the cash, I'll call you.
I think you got the wrong number. Actually we answered the phone.. Hey?
-Who was it?
-Wanna go with me? I have to take off. -Why, where?
-They said I have to pick up a package. And take the money. 500 EUR.
-No. -Come on, easy stuff. -No way. -We're going!
-Cole, no! I'm not going! Cole!
Get out. Leave the damn vehicle!
Let's go. Don't break the door!
Cole, this guy was a gangster, this is dangerous, my mom will be angry if I....
-We just take a package and money! That's it! Simple deal.
-What do we need the package for? -We'll shove it up your ***! Get going!
Good evening. -Good evening, ma'm.
She's a bit nervous lately.
Ma'm, we are here... for the money. And the goods.
Come in please. -What? -You too little boy, come in.
Come in to the living room.
Have a seat, please.
-Ma'm we are in a hurry, we want to get this fast and go..
-A quickie, hmm... Have a seat.
It is nice there is two of you! Would you like a sandwich?
I will be your little ham in the middle! Calm down, Assie!
-No thanks, we just had a meal, chicken, my mom sent us some home-made, very good..
Yes, chicken is very healthy.
Why don't you relax a bit and I will be right back?
-Should we wait here? -Here, of course... I'll be ready in a moment.
Are these all her sons?
Can't be. There's too many of them.
Who will *** me first?
-What?
Who goes first, boys?
Sit.
-Cole, did you explain this old lady what are we doing here?
-Ma'm we are here for the package and the money, this is a misunderstanding...
Money, after we ***.
Guys, do you like to play rough? -No we don't.
We will get along just fine!
-Run!
-Stop! -What? -Run, man!
Leave Spasoje alone! -Kiss my tittie!
You bite my ***! -No! -Ma'm, this is not nice!
-Bite my ***! -You sure? -Bite! -OK I'll bite it then!
Yes, my boys!
-Leave him alone! -I'm your little ham!
Get up! Take your pants off!
-No, please no.. Cole!
We killed the old lady.
What is that?
-What do you mean? It's my willie.
Look at that landlord.
How big is it?
What do you mean? Big or not, it's all mine!
Spasoje, you greatest man! Congratulations!
Why didn't you tell me? - You never asked.
God blessed you... Come on, drink up. It's a custom.
For the old lady's soul.
What are we gonna do with the old lady?
We killed her.
-I killed the old lady...
-We really did it.. ***.. Drop dead you sick ***!
-I killed her... -Shut up.
-I killed the old lady.. -Cut it out..
-My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out!
Come on, push her in!
Turn her around.
These must be alkaline. They will last for a month!
The doctor!
You will have to confirm your wife's identity.
If you feel sick, please nod.
She was a real saint.
Fasting every wednesday, every friday...
Such is life. Please...
Are you ready?
She is now sleeping with the angels.
Who's inside box 12 right now?! -I walked the gentleman out.
She's in 12, because box 14 broke and... -Dude!
What's her name!?
Who is that freaky woman, holding the... that, that.. thing!
That's me.
Spasoje, please explain everything to the doctor, I have to get this.
Did you leave yet?
That depends...
What depends? Are you on your way?
I was getting ready.
I gave you a wrong address by mistake. It's not 16 Bray but 16 Broiler Street, okay?
If the evil old lady is in box 12, then this guy's wife can't be in there.
-Spasoje, what evil old lady? -Evil, very evil.. old...
Sorry doc, can I have Spasoje for just a second? Please.
Listen, I got the right address. You stay here and talk to the doc.
-Don't do this to me, Cole. What am I gonna say? What?
-Perfect! Have a good night! -Spasoje...
I came for the goods. -What took you so long, man.
Beat it!
BELGRADE CIVIC HOSPITAL
Police is here. -Why? -The doctor called them.
***!
-The family of the evil old lady are here too. -We're ***, man.
I got the package and 500 EUR. Help me hide it and I'll give you half.
Half of what, I don't even know what's in it? -Half the money, man! -Oh, money!
And if they ask us who killed the old lady? -Just play it cool, like, we have no idea...
But I don't know how to play cool!
I don't even know what I told the doctor... and police is here too!
Man, just behave naturally, it's all gonna work out.
Now where am I gonna put this?
Perfect.
Mom...
Mr. Paunovic, I can assure you that we will quickly find the causes... of your mom.
Definitely a heart attack.
Some *** is gonna pay!
Please don't get upset.
My people will, based on the teeth marks on the *** of your mom,
define a clear picture on the culprits in this *** case.
I want to know what happened. And how did she get in here!
Good evening.
-Someone will regret for being born! -That's for sure.
Mom, I will find those ***.
And I will take my revenge, even if that's the last thing I'll do!
May she drop dead if I don't revenge her death!
He's in agony, doctor...
What's funny? -Nothing...
Of course, you have no idea what happened? -No clue. -We have no idea.
What's under this sheet? -We have no idea.
Did I ask you anything? Pick that sheet up.
Not bad.
Is she a natural blonde?
-I don't know sir, we haven't examined her yet. -Oh you haven't, but you will, right?
You maniac... -Please sir, we only work here.
That's what I'm saying, you necrophile. -We only bathe them!
Bathe them, yes. Shut up, stinky!
Get the *** out! -You don't have to yell.
Get out! Beat it! I want to look around.
Someone will pay for this. -That's for sure.
Cole! -What is it?!
-What is she saying?
She says that I'm a sexy pig with a 9 inch ***.
What are we gonna do with them? We gotta, like, take them out...
-Calm down, it's ok. We'll sell them.
Oh, that's me.
Velya, sorry I didn't call. I had some problems.
Be at the Black Rose Club in one hour. The buyer will contact you.
Set up an exchange for the goods and take 10.000 Deutsche marks.
-Ten thousand?!
I'm gonna call you to meet me later. Take your percentage right away.
-My percentage?
Yes, the usual. Twenty percent.
So in one hour at the 'Black Rose'?
I forgot to ask how does this buyer look like!
Why are you so late? -We're here! -Shut up.
We are actually 20 minutes early, sir.
You're amateurs! 20 minutes late! Get in!
-Hey what's your problem? -Cole, this sir is pushing me!
Tonight "The gunner Knjaževac"
Dear ladies, we are sorry for the delay. But we hope the waiting will pay off!
Tonight, just for you, first time in Black Rose Club...
...the "gunner Knjaževac"!
Let the show begin.
You're like a model, superlook in day or night
shoes and blouses, fashioned hats
it's so silly to be in love with a lady
You're like a polished apple, scents all over in day or night
eye liners and brushes, make-up creams
it's so silly to be in love with a lady
Where to take you but the theatre!
for a nice walk your heels are too high!
for a good dance your dress is too long!
Get rid of the fashion, babe!
Dad, a call for you! The Cannon Balls from down south!
You have a flat tire? Who the *** are these guys then?!
Take it out! Take it out we're ***, man!
What a landlord!
Play it!
Contract! You have to sign a contract!
Jam the door! Help me out man!
Wait wait, shove it in there, ***!
Hold on, this gentleman wants to give us a contract.
What contract? It's a setup! He didn't buy the stuff, he made us take our clothes off!
I want to see you now. I'm so wet...
What the ***?
Damn phone again. I'll get it!
Velya, what's the problem? Why didn't you talk to the client?
I didn't?! I was just with him!
It's ok, he called me. He said some punks destroyed the club and he couldn't find you.
Yes... Right! Some idiots got drunk and started the fight, they even punched a girl, awful!
Okay okay.. I gave him your cell number. He's gonna call you in a bit.
He will? Well that's the best way to do it!
Hurry up, he'll be here in a minute!
What is it? -It's stuck. -Stuck?
-Pull it then! -It's stuck! -You want me to get down?
What have you done?!
Look...
Look, that one speaks in Bosnian!
-Give me the gay one, quickly! -Which one is gay? -Hurry up!
Hey, this wasn't the deal! Dolls are used!
-No, they're brand new! I guarantee it!
He's drawning! -Hold it, hold it!
I'm so sorry, doctor! -Don't panic! Just don't panic!
We're on the scene. Ten-four.
(in Bosnian slang) *** me, I'm wet.
Lock up that maniac!
Okay, it's okay.. Here.
We were bathing the deceased routinely, sir.
And then this man showed up with a briefcase.
Then he threw the briefcase and the money into the pool.
-And the dolls? -Excuse me? -These swimmers, who threw that in?
Oh for that.. ask Spasoje.
Well the dolls, it's obvious... They came... They were brought!
He brought them in!
He took them in his hands and threw them all in like this..
-The guy with the money, he threw them in!
Oh my! The two of you are so...
..*** suspicious, it's not even funny. -Why?
Some sort of perversion is just coming out of you both!
-Sir, we just work here... -I will investigate.
How are they?
I haven't tried them yet.
-Oh, you haven't? -Well no, I didn't have the time.
You know the guy was in a rush so I couldn't test them.
-Spasoje, for these you don't need a ***?
-Yes, well, of course, why not. It is better!
You know how they say, better safe than sorry. My mom said that too!
-Are you two *** with me?
You maniac... -Please sir, we only work here.
-Yes. You work, bathe..
Stop shaking like a leaf, you stinky! -Please don't yell at Spasoje.
-Get out! I wanna look around a bit!
-Here I found one for you... -Get lost, you stinky moron!
I wonder if they're double barelled?
Yes they are.
Not bad.
By using all relevant data analyzed through a pattern of events surrounding the tragedy,
and supported by my extensive experience in this field of work,
I have assembled the following photo robot.
They look familiar. -That's for sure.
-Investigate further. -Certainly.
Velya? It's me.
Did you get the cash?
Well do you have the money or not?
Okay then, meet me here tomorrow at five.
Tomorrow, sure. Yes... as agreed..
-What? -Tomorrow at five. -What at five? -We hand in the money.
But we don't have any.
I know we don't, ***! I know!
I'm gonna get rid of this phone!
Actually I'll get rid of the card, I'll keep the phone, we'll sell it.
And then we can buy a soccer ball? -No we won't! Shut up!
Why did you hang up on me last night?
Last night!
Listen, I'm in mess...
Velya, I'm so hot. You have to *** me now.
Room 209 at Hotel 'Grand' in two hours. If you don't show up, I'll *** anyone else.
No worries. I'll be there for sure. No problem.. Bye.
Your friend is gonna get lucky.
Park it someplace.
So you're gonna come in and then just... do her?
-Listen, the most important thing is to come in. When you come in... you're in!
-Are you sure she's gonna do it with you?
-She said anyone!
-Well you're not anywho. I mean anywhom.. any-how..
Remember that movie, Stella in the construction yard! The crane, the little house..
And then EIGHT of them comes in! -Yeah those guys with hats! -The workers!
And then, that last guy shows up!
Here it is. Get in.
Listen, listen.. this last guy, *** huge!
Hello, boss? It's me.
She's here in 'Grand' hotel.
But I have some good and some bad news for you.
Good news is that I recognized those two guys who visited your mom.
They are the same two guys who work at the morgue.
Yes, those two. I found them suspicious too!
-Cole! -What? -And what am I gonna do here?
-Guard duty.
The bad news is that these two guys have just entered the room of your fiancee
and they intend to *** her brains out.
And not just by themselves but with eight construction workers, plus their shift relief.
Take your clothes off.
-But... -Don't look.
Take it all off.
Leave only...
...your socks on.
You smell awful.
Touch me. Passionately.
What is this?!
You're not Velya!
Who the *** are you? Speak up!
-I'm Cole! You said you would *** anyone!
-What do you think I am, a ***?
-Stop hitting me!
-Where is Velya?
-He's dead.
I work in the morgue. I was answering his cell phone.
-What do you mean, dead? - Someone smashed his scull! So he's, like, dead.
Break the door!
-What is it?! -Cousins of evil old lady!
-What the *** is wrong with you?! We gotta run, dude!
Go after them!
Like Bruce Lee in "Dragon's nest"!
Kid!
Where is this guy? Hey kid!
The kid stole your car. -No way, man!
*** man, he took my car! Kid!
Just one small detail before we go in.
My grandma is super cool! She's just... a bit weird.
Someone's at the door. -***, get on the floor!
-Postman maybe? -Suck me hard, baby!
Hey grandma! Long time no see!
It's not the postman.
-She is cool, that's for sure.
Grandma...
It's me, Cole! -Which Cole?
Your grandson.
My grandson is Jolle.
No, listen.. it's me!
Me! Cole!
-Who are your parents?
What do you mean? Branko and Jelena!
-Oh, Branko! -Yes!
Give me a hug, grandma!
-Which Branko?
Your son Branko! And I am his son, your grandson, Cole!
-Did you bring me my pension?
Guys, I'm out of here. You just have fun with grandma, ok?
Wait, wait!
I'm not a postman! I'm... Cole!
-Eat ***, I recognized you, I'm just *** with you, silly!
-*** you, grandma!
Screwing people around, eh? -Just a little bit!
You ***...
*** around hotel rooms...
You want to leave me?
Where to, moron? I'm taking a bath!
-Sorry, boss. It's urgent. The buyer for the dolls just called.
-Did he buy them from Velya? -Nope. -Why?
He said he arranged a meeting and everything,
but two maniacs attacked him, took his dolls and then sexually abused them!
Then he got arrested. -Arrested? -Yeah, he called from the slammer.
-And the money?
-All over the pool.
-What pool, what are you saying?
In the pool, where this doctor and those two sexually abused the dolls!
Get out. Out!
Is it stuck? -No, no..
Maybe I can help? -No, not necessary..
Ok, come help me. -With pleasure, boss.
Give it to me, I can handle ducks.
Ouch! It hurts!
What's wrong with you? Can you do it gently?
-Should I try my teeth? My jaw is very strong! -Allright... -I will do it very slowly..
Kiki... It's not what you think.
The boss is stuck. I tried with my teeth, but...
That's impossible.
I told you a hundred times, stop playing with food!
-Was it a good meal? -Grandma, you're a great chef!
-Fantastic meal. I know all about a good meal. I grew up on healthy food.
I was picking strawberries one summer. My mom knows. My mom is a great cook.
Boy, you're so full of ***.
-She's just kidding.
Listen, I meant to ask you...
I mean.. is it okay if we stay for a couple of.. a few.. a day or two?
Of course! Stay as much as you like, who gives a ***!
I'll get your beds ready. -Thanks!
-Do you think Paun won't find us here?
-Why, there's no way he can find us...
-What I'm thinking is that we should call him.
And then we tell him: "Uncle Paun, listen"...
We explain. I mean.. Explain to him...
Spasoje... -Yes? -I think it's time for a nap.
Spasoje? -Huh? -Come here, please.
-Good night!
Grandma, have you seen my girl? She's my girlfriend, you know.
Tonight I'd like to give her.. You know.
So I need that famous thing you make..
-No way! In this young age?
-No no, not for me! It's for her!
You know, she's a subtle girl, a bit shy, this is a strange environment for her, so...
So I was thinking, if you can help me out there.
-No worries!
Grandma will make some magic tea! -Oh, I gotta give it to her!
-But first I have to make one for my constipation.
You grandma is not *** well these days. And I used to take dump so nice...
-Yeah, I dig it, old age... But grandma, please be quick!
What do you want?
My grandma made some tea. For relaxation.
I thought, if you wanna join me... -Okay, okay, pass it over.
There you go. Thanks.
You feel anything?
-I feel...
Some warmth...
Yes. My babe!
It's okay! It can happen to anyone.
It's allright! Where are you going now?
Weak stomach.
Come on Cole, champion!
God! Help me!
Grandma!
Theodora, wait!
Please don't go. I'm so sorry. It's my grandma's fault.
Hold on, it's my phone.
Idiot...
What's up, Velya?
-I had stomach ache.
I heard that the buyer is arrested and the money is gone.
You must have *** up bad ...or you want to screw me over.
-No no.. I just.. *** up.
Allright. Now you have five days..
to find my ten grand and bring them to hotel 'Grand'.
-No, you see... This is all a misunderstanding.
Or else, your dear girlfriend is dead, get it?
-What girlfriend?
You know which one. Don't *** with me.
-I don't have a girlfriend!
-I'm a sexy lady, I am always ready!
I'm a lady-ultra, I love kama-sutra!
-What are you doing, grandma?! Shame on you!
Get outta here!
-*** you too.
Shame on you. Spasoje, you allright?
-It's not my fault.
Now please tell me what's going on here?
Velya was doing dirty work for Paun.
He still thinks he's talking to Velya.
-But he doesn't know it's me, right? -That's right.
But he saw me running away with you guys.
He changed so much since some two idiots killed his mom.
-Who's an idiot? That evil old lady, she jumped, all in leather, with that thing.. -Shut it!
So you and Velya, you were ...affiliated?
-We had a romance. ***.
Paun is impotent.
-You must have been dissatisfied.
So how come no one knows that Velya is dead?
Because we shoved him in a box that doesn't work.
Have you found any personal belongings on him?
It would mean so much to me.
You should know one thing. We are professionals!
We never take anything, it stays in the hospital.
This is Velya's wallet.
Hey, didn't I say we don't steal from dead people!
This is Zvezdana. -Shame on you!
Velya's girlfriend.
This is Stella!
-Yes, she's a *** star. Velya was such a pervert.
What's wrong with him? -He is shaken terribly.
Him and Stella are together for many years.
They are in love. In fact, he's in love with her, but she doesn't know him yet.
But, but... but..
He enjoys her work since the very beginning...
This key fell out of Velya's shoe.
-Can you give me that key?
I can't, it's not mine.
Please give it to me.
I can't, it doesn't belong to me.
-Give me the key. -No... -Give it to me.
You darling is notified.
Now we'll see how much he loves you.
Tie her legs up!
No more "Stella in the suburbs"...
No more "Stella on a group interview"...
No more...
..."Collision on a road trip"!
Cole! Get yourself together.
On your feet!
We are going to... go there...
And we will... save her!
And... Bring her back. Back. Bring her. We will.
Just for you, Cole.
-Are we going to, really?! -Yes we are!
Good evening.
You were magnificent!
I'm a great fan of ping-pong myself but this tonight was outstanding!
-Thank you. -Just one moment...
We are friends of Stella, we spoke on the phone earlier.
If we could have a word with you...
Stella was involved with some gangster
who apparently got a hold of a huge amount of money.
-With Velya? -I'm not sure about the name. -That's the name.
Three days ago she came home all bruised up.
They had a big fight that night
because he found out that she had planned to take all of his money.
-What the ***?! You're stealing from me, ***!?
...and then she couldn't tell me if he managed to survive.
-Nope.
-And what happened with the money? -What money? -It's not important...
-I guess she didn't find that key of the safe deposit box. He hid it someplace.
-The key...
What happened after? -Nothing.
I guess she was in shock. She took a bath and fell asleep.
Next morning she left and didn't come back. I have no idea where she is now.
-Of course not. Because she's kidnapped.
-Kidnapped?
The kidnappers want 10 grand.
Or they will end her life.
-Oh God, no! Spit it out!
-What's wrong, Spasoje? -Nothing, he's allright.
-Have some water. -No, no, don't drink any water. Spit it out!
Are you OK?
When I poo.
I am having an audition tomorrow for a new Italian movie.
If I get this role I would like to put my entire fee for Stella's ransom.
-And how are the fees? -About four grand.
-Are there any roles for a guy? -Of course there are!
And I think the main role gets about 6 big ones!
-Really?
What is this movie about anyway?
-Cleopatra is hijacked
and some secret agent shows up with a plan to rescue her.
Secret agent? -Yes.
Cole! Can I be a secret agent?
I would love to be a secret agent! Please, can I be a secret agent?
You ready? One, two, and one two three!
Cut it out!
What's he saying?
-He says...
He said you were magnificent.
He said you strike him as a great professional, with a great physique
and your body looks fantastic in this yellow sweater.
And that it would take this much for you to get this role.
-What? Why? -You have to show him your ***.
-Why do I need to show it? -What do you mean why...
This guy is a famous Italian director,
and he wants to see your manhood! So that you could carry out this role...
-Okay but, how do I do that, take it out, just like that, how..
Easy stuff, just take it out and...
That's right, easy deal.
-The whole thing? -No, halfway... Whole! And then just...
Here's some fresh coffee for the film crew!
-Grandma, what the ***?!
Later, later... Get away!
-Cole, is it my turn now? -Not yet! Wait!
Ahh, it's James Balls! Do me as you please!
Oh yes dear, oh yes...
-I moan when I am with you!
-What are you doing with this strange man?!
-I'm not a strange man, I am James... Balls! James Balls...
-Well James, now you will have to suffer!
Yousuf, hold him tight!
Now you have to *** this chicken!
-Yousuf, let me go. Cole!
-What, what is it now?! -No way! -Can you, please, just a moment...
-What? -I don't want to!
-What's the problem? -I don't want...
I don't want to make love with a chicken. -How come?! -No!
-Where do you live, man?! -In Grujic Street. -Oh, forget it...
-Why Cole, you know how much I wanna be a secret agent!
-What if we got a film crew from New Zealand, dude? What then?
-So? -What do you mean 'so'!? -Ok, don't yell at me...
They do it with hedgehogs.
Imagine if you'd have to screw a hedgehog from behind.
-Stuffed hedgehog? -No, real one.
Tiny hedgehog with a soft belly, nice little paws...
Come on, do the chicken. Pretend, you know! -Yeah, pretend.
-What the ***, man?!
Didn't I say go easy on her?!
-I was gentle!
-I was pretending... And you said 'Do it like they do it in the west'!
-But not on the wild west!
I'm sorry, it's okay. What can you do.. It happens.
*** it. You killed it.
I located the culprits and acquired the targets, your fiancee is there too,
but due to irregular conditions the execution has failed.
What I have seen is astounding. They are sexually abusing animals!
We have collateral damage, to be specific, a feathered animal.
But please, I want you to be silent in here.
And be finished before the morning shift.
Thank you kindly!
-No, please no! -Shut up, ***! -Take it now!
You!
James Balls!
-My.. My goddess!
-Thank you for saving me from the bad guys!
Now I'm gonna suck you off for free! -No... Cole!
-Take it out!
-Is this guy for real?
-What do you mean 'no'? Give me a break, man!
Just do it, it's that simple! -No, I can't... -Easy stuff!
Guys! Let's have a cup of tea.
Grandma's tea.
Grandma, is it ready yet?
-Here we go.. Your tea 'to get it up'...
My children!
In this young age! When I was young, I didn't need this tea.
Grandma was screwing like there was no tomorrow!
Wait, that one's mine. That's for my constipation.
-No, that's for Spasoje, this one is yours. -No, no, it's this one.
-No... -Yeah, this one... -Grandma!
This one is for Spasoje. That one's yours. Off we go.
Here darling, have a cup of tea.
-Is it hot? -No, it's just fine.
Whole night, my light is on...
my soul in flame, my body in heat...
-What is this?! Didn't I ask you to be quiet?
-Pension cheque! -Screw the pension! Come here and *** me!
-What... Hey! -My sweetie, do me right here!
..my body aches for your touches!
Oh, I'm gonna poo!
Excuse me for a moment.
Grandma... drop dead!
Oh, what are you doing to me?
-Ma'm, please! -Oh, you will make me pee!
Spasoje, come join us! -Don't leave me, Spasoje!
-It's ok, we're fine just the two of us.
INTENSIVE CARE UNIT
I'm... I'm sorry!
Honey, are you allright?
Can I help? -I'm having a poo.
Good!
-Done!
Perfect.
Can you come out now? -No... I'm ashamed.
Okay, I'm coming in then.
They're here.
What is this? -Shhh, that's our money for ransom.
-Are you insane, you idiot!? -Why?
-You could have copied them in color!
-Color?! -Yes, color!
-Like I have the money for color copying!
They wont notice, easy stuff. -You're a moron...
Good whiskey.
That's ...true.
Are you on your way? -Yes, I'll be there.
Listen Velya, no more *** around.
Stella is here in the hotel. If you don't show up in one minute, she's dead.
-I know she's in the hotel! I'll be there!
Behind you!
-Listen... I gotta run.
I have some business to take care of.
Good evening.
Stop! Stop right there!
And where do you think you're going?
-Well, we're trying to hide, ourselves... a bit.
For the *** of my dear mother,
you are sentenced to death.
And you,
for infidelity, I sentence to death as well.
-I just wanna tell you one thing, sir.
It's not our fault... Your mom, she came out, dressed all weird, and...
-And then she made Cole bite her behind and...
-What? You committed perverted acts on my mother?
-No... -No, we didn't...
For that, you will burn in hell.
-But sir.. You can't just shoot us!
-Oh no, I won't shoot you. No.
-You won't? He won't!
This is Kiki...
...he will wack you.
Kiki, if you please...
Paun *** everybody, eh?
-Didn't you say... But you are sexually incapable!
Honey, why did you have to tell them that?
-Well darling, it's true...
Kill them all. Especially her.
-That's for sure.
Excuse me, can I answer the phone?
Permitted.
Velya, still no show?
It's for you! The boss.
-For me? -Yes.
Come over immediately. No more waiting.
Should I get rid of them first?
Get your *** in here, or I'm pulling the trigger! Hear?
Understood.
I'm sorry, I have to go. Don't try to leave, okay?
We'll be here. -It's okay. -I'll be back in a minute.
Here I am, boss!
-Did you get rid of them? -I didn't! You said, come over immediately!
-Who told you that, you idiot?!
You did! Over the phone!
Find your own!
Find them, you idiot!
Listen, sister...
Your boyfriend Velya is *** around with me.
I'm gonna have to wack you now. Screw him.
-Are you kidding me? -Why?
Velya is dead, for almost a week.
-Oh, really? I just spoke with him on the phone!
-And I was the one who did it.
-Okay, let's see...
Listen, you didn't show up...
...so your girlfriend will die.
-Boss! Please don't hurt my baby, I'm here, look!
Please don't kill her, you know how much I love her!
If this is Velya, then I am a ***!
That's...
...not good.
Kill her! Kill the ***!
I have to save her!
Come on! We will save her!
Follow me!
Stop right there!
Leave her alone, you dirty scumbag!
-Don't move! -I'm still!
Heroes, to the rescue!
Honey...
Central 8-6-4... 2! Come in for White Swan.
Go ahead, White Swan.
Well, what can I say...
Mister Paunovic...
You are... under arrest.
Everything you say will be...
...can and will be.. and it will be used.
You were in agony, eh? Okay, take him away!
I am Cole.
-Good for you.
I'm the one who saved you... -Oh, yeah?
I saved you, for real!
Me and my friend Spasoje, we have...
Oh, I was so worried! I see you've met your savior!
Savior? -Yes, this guy!
-Hi, I'm Zvezdana.
One, two, testing. Ladies and gentlemen!
We apologize for interrupting the show. The time has come to announce a winner!
The jury has spoken. The new Miss is our contestant...
..number 18!
Nice, but I don't know...
Stop right there!
You two again!
-We, uh.. we didn't...
Shut up, you maniac!
What time is it?
-Half past eleven.
Hey, my shift is over! We'll sort this out tomorrow.
That's not bad at all!
My Stella will be here in a second!
Baby... I'll go get the car.
Have you seen this baby before? This is like.. a motor-car!
Look, there's the key! -Cole...
Yeah, it's me... Right, sure...
It's a deal.
Ok, bye.
-What, what do they say? Come on, someone will see us.
We're going to Hungary. To pick up a package from Bulgarians, man!
Let's go!
-No, Cole... -Have a seat, my friend!
The only problem is, we gotta be there in half an hour.
-We won't make it, Cole.
We'll make it, dragon speed! Easy stuff.
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