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4TV Presents
Broadcast the satirical show
Presents himself the Captain
TV-Directed by the Captain
Aloha my friends, I am Captain Jokes Parrot and I am going to tell you some parrot jokes to laugh your lips. Come with me clap!
Thank you, thank you!
Dedicated to friends who are leaving and all the living-dead people who laughs with all their soul.
Thank you, thank you! Thank you, I begin!
In a restaurant two grandmothers sit and discuss: Marie Lula, did you learned the news? What news my Soteria? Tzannis jumped!
Toto tells to his mother: Mom, what means I'll teach the pu$$y?
Toto, who teaches you these things? Dad said it to Aunt Maria.I'll cut his $#@#%#!!
You do not understand at first but never mind guys, did you understood now?
In the cemetery of the old neighborhood sits pensive Kostakis and talking on his grandfather's grave:
Grandpa, You promised me to take me to the circus, but we didn't go. You rammed into this hole and I can't get you out, tell me now what to do to get you out?
Shut the *** up, eh stupid! Shouts grandfather. What I wanted to give and I promise not keep them,eh? He says.
The granny's very well,she found a boyfriend, mom divorced dad and went to China, while dad committed to suicide,
but as for me I will keep my promise if you take me to the circus. What do you think?
So lets go to more familiar paths. Two gays in one plane discuss:
Baby, let's do it? No, they are seeing us so many people,if not persuade me ... I'm not having sex. You'll see,I'll convince you!
He gets up and shouts: HAS ANYONE a match?No one answers!Shouts again:HAS ANYONE a match?Again no one answers!After a long time, he convinces him to do it
Three-four hours later the plane arrives in Greece and one guy asking passengers if they liked the trip?
Gays say Wow, amazing!Some Turkish pirates say *** guzell!! The un-love Englishmen say Very good! In the end, he asks a grandfather and his grandchild:
Leave me alone,kid and I had a terrible headache, I'm not teling you anything!And why you didn't request for an aspirin?
Well it isn't an ***, the other called for a match, and another one fu$# him!I don't say we have little children here
Three dudes get into a pharmacy. The pharmacist wondered: I'm sure condoms would take. Then laughs and asks: What would you like guys? The three dudes say, Robbery!
C'est La Vie, Mon Ch?ri! I greet you from the depths of my heart and from the bottom of the sea. Adieu mes amis,au-revoir! Arrivederci!Chao,bye,bye,Cin-Can-Con!
Get away cameraman! Get out of here you idiot!Get out of here you idiot cameraman! Go away, before the devil get your own father!Hey,come on,shoo!
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You are not leaving, uh? You are not leaving, uh? Well!What; You'll you be tarn.. tarnish my good eye, my good eye?
Young man, you opened your hole with your own hands Pull your sword ...like a man ... and fight,I said fight!
He needed it!I got his heart into my collection! Farewell! They not call me for anything Captain Jokes Parrot!
was the satirical broadcast show
Presented himself the Captain.
It was an independent production for 4tv that costs the life of one cameraman less.
TV-Directed by the Captain.
After completion of the Show, the captain starred as Cpt.Hook in the homonymous movie and took a double role in new movie Pirates of the Caribbean plays Cpt.Jack Sparrow and the Leader of Zulu.
Where did he go,uh? Where did he go? I heard he was a guy here and danced, I did not catch him,he was very lucky!
What to do? We grow old, happily say we have the beard, because of hair have fallen half. I have the beard and forgotten then. The punk ***!
Wow-wow! What put the man?
THE END LEONARD THIMO 2012