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>> Stephen: IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE BECAUSE, AGAIN,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PUSH. >> IT'S EASY TO COME ON THESE
SHOWS WHEN YOU DO HAVE -- >> REALLY, CAN IT BE EASIER WHEN
YOU HAVE A PROJECT TO PUSH? >> SURE, IT DEPEND ON THE
PROJECT, OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT YOU
COULD TALK. >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, WE
WOULD ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE WE'RE FAMOUS.
>> RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE COULD PRETEND
THAT YOU HAVE A MOVIE RIGHT NOW. >> WE COULD, OKAY, I COULD
EXPWHR LET'S SEE AT LIKE SOME SORT OF ACTION THRILLER,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> OKAY.
>> Stephen: CALL IT "DECISION STRIKE."
HOW ABOUT THAT? YOU PLAY TOUGH, NO-NONSENSE
SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE U.N. HOW ABOUT THAT.
>> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT OKAY, THE WHOLE
WORLD SOTHE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION, AND-- AND MY
CHARACTER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP IT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUND EXCITING.
THAT SOUNDS EXCITING. >> I LIKE IT.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.
JIM. >> NOT NOW, DAMN IT!
I'M DEFUSION A NUCLEAR BOMB! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: POWERFUL. I GOTTA SAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I GOTTA SAY, GEORGE, FOR A
NONEXISTENT MOVIE, THAT WAS POWERFUL STUFF.
>> THANK YOU. WELL MOSTLY IT WAS THE
DIRECTION. >> Stephen: WHO WAS THE
DIRECTOR? >> I WAS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND I WROTE IT, AND --
>> A TRIPLE THREAT, OKAY. IS THIS MOVIE ALL ACTION OR IS
THERE ANY ROMANCE IN IT? >> THERE'S PLENTY OF ROMANCE.
I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP. >> NOT NOW, I'M MAKING LOVE TO A
WOMAN! IT'S VERY ROMANTIC!
COME ON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WOW. WOW!
WOW! THAT WAS PRETTY--
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: THAT WAS PRETTY--
THAT WAS PRETTY HOT STUFF, GEORGE.
>> WELL, SEX SELLS, STEPHEN, SEX SELLS.
>> Stephen: NOW IS ANY OF THAT C.G.I., OR DID YOU DO YOUR OWN
SEX IN THE MOVIE? >> I DID MY OWN SEX.
IN FACT I DO ALL OF MY OWN STUNTS.
I THINK THE AUDIENCE DESERVES IT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I FORGOT I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE
THIS WHOLE TIME AND I GOT SUCKED OUT THE DOOR.
I MUST GET THESE LAUNCH CODES INTO THE BIRD'S BEAK TO THE GIRL
THAT I HAD SEX WITH EARLIER! SO SHE CAN MAKE THE DECISION
STRIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: WHOA! WOW!
THAT'S AMAZING! GEORGE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) UNBELIEVABLE.
UNBELIEVABLE. INCREDIBLE.