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Floppy! pass the sugar!
Sugar? Hmmm yeah, sugar, coming Goatee
Did you buy sugar like I asked you yesterday?
Of course I bought sugar!
I'm a chicken, but I don't have a chicken brain!
I'm offended that you think that I am THAT irresponsable!
Never in my life I've been doubted in this manner!
Floppy!
Yes man, I forgot to buy it...
Of course!
We better not talk about it...
and GO and buy some sugar
before I start foaming from my muzzle!
Hey! chill buddy... I'm no ordinary rooster!
five, four, three, two...
OK, OK, OK
TWO HOURS LATER
(SIP) PFFFFTTTT!!!
This tea tastes like gunpowder!!!
Gunpowder? Don't be ridiculous...
(SIP) PFFFFTTTT!!!
Floppy? Where did you buy this sugar?
At the chinese grocery store? right?
Not exactly. I bought it down at the port...
At a new korean store called Chong Chon Gang
Chong Chon Gang, huh?
Just out of curiosity...
did that store looked a lot like a ship?
That's exactly right Goatee!!!
I thought it was quite peculiar
but they had a bargain sale of sugar
so I HAD to buy some!
Floppy! I cannot ceise to be amazed
by your naiveness
I cannot express with words alone
how lame you are right now!!!
so I'll explain it all to you with a song...
Play it DJ!!!
Sweet Apocalypsis!!
Sweet Apocalypsis!!! mommy
a giant mushroom cloud
from Pyong Yang to Panama
It came from Cuba on the Chong Chon Gang
Buried in sugar, quite an arsenal
Radars and missiles, MIG-21 planes
On this End of the World nobody will be spared
Sweet Apocalypsis!!
Sweet Apocalypsis!!! mommy
a giant mushroom cloud
from Pyong Yang to Panama
Sweet Apocalypsis!!
Sweet Apocalypsis!!! mommy
a giant mushroom cloud
from Pyong Yang to Panama
A *** load of sugar
will bitterly taste
If Mr. Kim Jong Un
gets really pissed off
let's give him back his weapons
let's give him back his sugar
So this effing loony
won't kick the #$%^ out of us!!!
Goatee, thank you for your explanation
so adventurous and enjoyable
so damn catchy and danceable
but, just answer me something
what was the probability for North Korea
to attack us right after your song
Probability was almost null my dear feathered friend
but, you know something?
from this sudden End of the World
we should have learned a great lesson
Oh yeah, and what would that lesson be?
First of all: a chinese grocery store
is not the same as a north korean grocery store
and lastly, no matter how hard you try
to sweeten the bitter reality
truth will always blow up in your face!