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Heya playas, it's me The Jash and I ain't gonna sugar coat it for you ladies out there.
Men want three simple things from you on Valentine's Day. If you could do this for
them, please. They will do anything you ask of them. The real question is can you
do all three of these things?
Number one when it comes to making plans for Valentine's Day
don't compare your plans to other people's or complain your boyfriend
didn't do enough for you. Every year I see so many girls complaining on Facebook
about how their screwed this day up for them. Oh, I'm
sorry I didn't know Valentine's Day was your birthday and Christmas and New
Year's and the day we won World War II and the day we signed the God damn
declaration of independence. Ladies, you are planning Valentine's Day to be
way too big and guess what, your expectations
are gonna do nothing but disappoint you. Number two, you ladies over think things
way too much.
Oh, you ask any guy what he wants to do on Valentine's Day
and I can guarantee
that he wants to spend all day
in bed with you.
There is absolutely nothing better than lying in bed with your girl,
holding her body against yours
and plowing the *** outta her! Ah!
No seriously, statistics say that 32% of men would
rather spend all day in bed with you
while 57% of men would rather get a special massage. Hey yo, I'm feeling
kinda tense down here ma. Why don't you give me a happy ending?
And number three,
women want men to not have any wants on Valentine's Day. That's right, you heard me.
The average woman wants this entire day to be all about her.
Here's some women logic for you. She wants you to completely surprise her
yet still follow through on every single thought she has in her mind to the T. My dude, women
right? There's no room for improvising,
there's no room for rearranging,
in fact bra,
there's no room for you. And that is why I don't waste time with women on Valentine's Day.
Because it's the one day a year
That women wanna be treated like women and not like ***.
As always broski's,
Love, peace and chicken grease. What the hell does your girl got you thinking that she
wants you to do for Valentine's Day? Leave your stupid *** comments below
and I'll get around to answering them when I feel like it.
***...
God I'm so lonely.
If only I had a girl to hold and call my own.
Someone who I could love and respect.
Give my whole
heart and soul to... Oh ***!