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Will you shut up? What?
Will you shut up?! You need to go to the doctor's.
Why do I need to go to a doctor? Cause you got bit by a *** werewolf. That's
why you need to go to a doctor. I fu... Oh my god. It was a dog, Caleb. I
don't know why, you know, you have to go on your little flights of fancy. It's not a big
deal. You got bit by a werewolf! I don't know too
many dogs that bite you and you all of a sudden grow all body hair and start gnawing on raw
meat, and then yelling at the moon like it *** owes you money.
Uh, I did two of those things beforehand, and more importantly, I didn't know I was
talking to Cesar Milan, dog whisperer. So, you're gonna tell me that my hygiene's
the problem - this from the guy who smelled like Taco Bell for a week.
You need to go to a hospital. - Are you kidding me?
- You're unhealthy! I know it's a scam. I know it's just your
liberal *** bias trying to get me to suck on Obama's ***.
You're - you're *** poor! You just show up to the emergency room and they take care
of you. That's Obamacare! Oh, oh yeah, yeah, you know who's also selling
me on that stuff? Uh, Mussolini, Hitler, you feel me on that, huh? Oh hey, come use our
free shower system! Oh, yeah, I know how that's gonna go. "Ooh, it smell funny in here," "ooh,
I'm sleeping," yeah, I know how that *** goes.
You can't compare yourself to the Jews anytime somebody has a problem with you, that's just
not how- We're both oppressed people. You're oppressing
me right now. I just wanna have the freedoms that any man would enjoy. Wearing a tattered
shirt, wake up in the middle of the night covered in blood, *** in a corner on the
cardboard, okay? Yeah. Civil liberties. Well, what's going to happen when I get my
throat torn out in the middle of the night because you didn't feel like getting a shot?
Oh, okay, yeah, just make assumptions about what I'm doing. I don't know exactly what
happens when I go in my feral rages, but I don't think I, you know, "tear people's throats
out." I wake up in blood a lot, but I imagine it's animal blood.
You're a *** idiot, you know that? You are so *** stupid.
I'll tell you how this *** is gonna go down, 100%. I'm gonna go to the doctor, the doctor's
gonna be like, "We'll need you to see a specialist," and you know what's gonna be the specialist?
A *** vet. And then you're gonna be rubbing my back, as some guy puts me to sleep.
Is that so bad? You're not doing anything anyway.
Yeah it is, what the ***?! Yeah it's *** bad! It's - *** you, Caleb!
You wanna take an innocent with you? Oh, sure if it's you, you ain't that innocent,
***! - *** you!
*** you! - *** you!
- Go eat a *** raccoon! - Oh yeah, your mother?
Yeah, we gotta move quick. He's uh, he's on to us. Yeah, we gotta set up the appointment.
Yeah. Alright.