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"The Debate Centre"
I want to debate and I want to do it now!
Would you like a debate on a particular subject?
Well, like they do on TV.
Ok then, no subject.
Would you like a long debate or a short debate?
I'll take a medium one.
A medium.
So, Alice will take care of all your needs!
What?
All your debating needs, of course!
Oh, ok.
I really need to debate!
I would like to be a better debater!
Am I in the right place to learn?
You're in the right place to humiliate yourself!
How come?
Forget it.
Ok, go ahead!
What? But...
This doesn't make any damn sense.
I absolutely do not agree; not at all!
But I didn't say anything!
That's not true!
This isn't happening!
Yes!
No!
Uh huh!
No!
Yes.
Well is this a debate or what?
Yes!
Oh, ok; I didn't know that we already started debating.
Well, you're in the Debate Centre.
Ok. What's the subject?
What? You have the nerve to come here without a subject?
What's up with that?
Ok,
I want to get better because my girlfriend is really good at debating.
You have a girlfriend?
Yes.
Well, why are you paying to debate?
Well, because you wouldn't be here if no one paid.
No, but if you want to debate, take your girlfriend; you'd debate a lot for free!
Yes, but she's too good, I have to get better to debate with her.
That's not a good reason to be here!
Yes it is!
No, not at all!
Yesssss!
No way!
This is a debate!
No.
Yes it is.
No!
Yes!
THIS IS NOT A DEBATE!
Ok, ok, I agree.
Well I don't!
This is not a debate.
Yes it is!
Well, no.
You said before that it was a debate!
No, you were the one saying that it was one. I was saying that it wasn't!
No, it's the opposite.
Do I say it was one or not?
I don't know anymore.
"We accept payments IN KIND". Ok, pay me now for services rendered.
What? But we were just getting started!
That will be $60.
$60 for two minutes? That's a rip-off!
It's the construction rate in Quebec.
That's what I said!
No, that's not what you said!
Well, yeah, exactly!
Tom?
The client doesn't want to pay.
Oh no, no, I want to pay; it's not a problem.
No, he doesn't want to pay!
I want to pay...
I have money... somewhere. It's coming.
He doesn't have any. Get him out of here!
You don't have money?!
No.
No problem...
I accept payments in kind!!!
Moral of the story: When you are thinking of paying in kind, make sure you know to whom you are paying!!