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[MUSIC PLAYING - "STAR WARS" THEME SONG]
[LASER BLAST]
SUKASHI: Watch it.
Star Wars Guy, I don't need to read the prologue.
I'm living the prologue.
Besides, we're hunting Storm Troopers.
Look, Star Wars Guy.
There's one now.
I'm going to blast him good.
STAR WARS GUY: Dude, what are you doing?
SUKASHI: This pose is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm trying to look like my Han Solo poster.
Crap.
STORM TROOPER: There they are.
Blast them.
[LASER FIRE]
SUKASHI: Come on.
Wah!
Wah!
[LASER FIRE]
Ah!
[LASER FIRE]
I think I found a way out.
Someone has to save our skin.
[LASER FIRE]
[FALLING NOISES]
Just a garbage can.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
STAR WARS GUY: That's terrible, dude.
SUKASHI: Whoa, Brendan Fraser?
Are you all right?
BRENDAN FRASER: Oh, I hate mummies.
Sorry, I wasn't trying to go deep.
I just haven't had coffee yet.
[ANGELIC CHOIR]
BRENDAN FRASER: Get help.
You're no match for Count Dooku.
He's a sith lord.
SUKASHI: No offense, but you're a mummy expert, not a
sith lord expert.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please.
We don't want to make a mess in front of A-list Hollywood
actor Brendan Fraser.
SUKASHI: You talk way different than you do in the
movies, Count Dooku.
[LIGHT SABER NOISES]
BRENDAN FRASER: Yeah!
SUKASHI: Ah, my lungs!
[COUGHING AND CHOKING]
Wait, how are you doing that?
Oh, ow, ow, stop that!
That's really hot.
Ow.
[LAUGH TRACK]
COUNT DOOKU: What is that thing?
SUKASHI: I forgot those things are made out of plastic.
Whoa.
Ha-ha!
BRENDAN FRASER: Good, Sukashi.
Good.
Kill him.
Kill him, now.
SUKASHI: But I'm a superhero.
I get my powers from outer space.
I save the world with my sand dollar face.
BRENDAN FRASER: Do it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BRENDAN FRASER: I really hate mummies.
[MUSIC PLAYING - "STAR WARS" ENDING THEME SONG]
[MUSIC PLAYING - "GO, SUKASHI"]