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Guys, can you look after my laptop? I need to go to the toilet.
Wash your hands, man.
Check this out.
That was a good one. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell?
Dude, did you do this? - Yeah, man. Chelsea just gave you blue balls.
Oh my God! I should have kept my laptop locked. - Should have.
Well played, well played.
Are you serious? That's it? - Yep.
That's the only reaction I'm gonna get? You're just acting like a complete robot with a neutral face.
Dude, I can just replace the Chelsea articles with the Manchester United ones. It's pretty simple.
Man, you're full of optimism! You're like Mr. Optimistic.
Just like that moment when I sprinkled chili flakes on your peanut butter sandwich.
It's got a unique taste to it. Gotta thank you for that.
Are you serious, man? Could you act a little bit more human?
You know, there is an old saying that whatever you do to others, you get back tenfold.
It might not happen today, or tomorrow, or even never. It's just a phrase. That's all, man.
Tsk, whatever. It's just a phrase.
Alright, I'll catch you later, man. - Alright, man. See you.
Hello?
Hello?
That's for the peanut butter and chili flakes sandwich and for spamming my Internet browser.
You see, what you do onto others will definitely be done unto you tenfold.