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Inside this building is the Academy of Spanish Football Referees
This academy trains excellent referees.
Well, good Well, average
Well, it trains referees.
Miguelez Ordonez. present
Molis Maragall. present
From the Catalan College, right? Yes.
Keep calm, here we don't care about your origins
Here we care about the budget of the teams, ok?
Remember our motto: 'In refereeing, it's the size of the clubs that matter.'
Guys today we have a surprise. Today class will be given by...
None other than Mr...
Muñiz Fernández!
Welcome!
Good evening, Elche!
You! Turn around!
That's for you, stupid!
Do you want me to sign it? Yes. The pen, please. What's your name?
Juan. OK. Juan. Catalans get a lot of those
And who's that one there? He's training to become a goal-line official
oh, he has talent
oh, he has talent
well, let's start our masterclass. The floor is yours.
And as I always say, It's all in the whistle
It's not a penalty.
Did you notice the colour of the attacker's shirt? It might be a penalty.
Very good. And if it's a draw? Penalty. Penalty!
And if it's in the last minute of added time? Penalty and red card.
Penalty and red card!
The Word of Muñiz Fernández. Amen!
It's very hard to be a referee.
You face the pressure from the supporters. The players always want to deceive you.
Hair gel is all over the pitch but our true enemy is none of these.
Let's see. With Hawk-Eye, adapted for football, we can know immediately whether a player is offside or whether to disallow fantasy goals
May I? Of course
This is the only technology that a referee knows Thanks
Remember my name Muñiz Fernández Muñiz
And finally, after passing all their tests, the students are ready. Congrats!
You *beep*ing *beep*ers! Morons! You utter sons of *beep*!
Welcome to professional refereeing, you sons of *beep*!
translation and subtitles: doris86pl for totalbarca.com proofreading and correction: Dominic Gillespie