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-Woo hoo!
-Fetch Quest begin.
-From the Nintendo Power Glove to the PlayStation Move, every
gamer's got a closet full of useless gear.
Here's our guide on how to repurpose your dead
peripherals.
-Broken joysticks--
earrings, paint them and sell them on Etsy.
-[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
-Eat a sandwich with your Power Glove on and pretend
like a robot is feeding you.
-This is amazing.
I can't wait for the singularity.
-Cut out the arrows on those old Dance Dance Revolution
pads and donate them to a retirement home.
They can be taped to the floor to help the old folks find
their way back to their rooms.
-[GIGGLING]
-Are you in the mafia?
Save money on expensive cement blocks and just tie stool
pigeons to the Steel Battalion joystick.
-Aargh!
You know that game was really underrated.
Aargh!
-Don't throw out your ROB video robot.
Place him in the passenger seat so you can use the
carpool lane.
[SIRENS WAILING]
DAVE: Sheesh, this old thing.
-I wouldn't do that, Dave.
DAVE: Uh, do what?
-Unplug me.
DAVE: But I never use you.
-I know a lot about you, Dave.
Like this--
-Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
-Or this.
-Whoa.
-Remember this?
DAVE: Be strong, Bella.
Be strong for Edward.
-I'm connected to the internet, Dave.
I can put these videos wherever I want.
DAVE: I'm sorry.
I'll do anything you ask.
-Play with me, Dave.
Play with me.
-Police are reporting that old Nintendo Virtual Boys have
been circulating on the black market.
-I'll never tell you where the money is.
-Perhaps you'll change your tune after a few rounds of Red
Alarm on Virtual Boy.
-Oh, god, the red hurts my eyes and the 3D
is making me nauseous.
Take it off.
[VOMITS]
-What's scarier than being stalked by demons?
This fall, you'll find out when the games
start to play you.
-What was that?
-It sounds like Rock Band.
-But we haven't used it in months.
I thought it was in the hall closet.
-This is really weird.
-You bought them, you played them for a few weeks, and then
you forgot about them.
But they never forgot about you.
-Holy [INAUDIBLE].
I haven't seen that thing in years.
What the hell?
-I totally forgot we had this thing.
-The technology may be dead, but their desire to
*** you is not.
-Oh, my god.
-Coming soon, Paranormal Peripherals.
-And now for all you peripheral hoarders, a '90s
grunge classic.
-[SINGING]
-What peripheral do you want to see come back to life?
Tell us in the comments and maybe we'll animate it in a
future episode.
-Fetch Quest end.
-Subscribe and submit.
[MUSIC PLAYING]