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Female Rayte: NoooOoOOOOOoo!!!11!!! Yu c4n't haf secks with m3! Leev mi al00000ne!!11!!one!!
Male Rayte: Buyt, Dih4yne eye luv yu. Wi 4re g0ing tu haf t3h secks...
Teh Narrator: (A sound of some *** sort.)
Teh Narrator: (Giggling. I think.)
Teh Narrator: Git suuuuuum!!11!!
Teh Narrator: (More giggling followed by what sounds to be an obscenity. I don't know.)
Teh Narrator: (Yet again, giggling. Big *** surprise.)
Teh Narrator: 4play, hell yi4h!
Teh Narrator: Git soooooo00m..
Male Rayte: Awrghuhh yurh, hur ah c0rm. Yuah, aw yeh dere it i5 b4yb3h.. righ dere righ d3re.. aw.. aw et w4s s00 gud. Awrgh, les do irt agayn.
Teh Narrator: (Giggling.)
Male Rayte: Corm 0n b4yb3h! 'er r3gardless ov da f4ct dat ah been forckin yuh 4 da pas half owa.
Male Rayte: Lehs d0 it ag1n bayb3h.
Male Rayte: Auwgh. Auwgh yiah, cohn4h secks. Hell yiah, i'm umma git d4t ***.
Male Rayte: Puhs3h! Auwgh puhsah, ah lurv3 puhsah! Auwgh yeih!
Teh Narrator: (Giggling. Or so it sounds.)
Teh Narrator: Rayte seckz. 3 secuns ov thru5tin an 30 minits 0v bawl likin..
Teh Narrator: (Weird Ozarkian dialect. Impossible to translate.)
Teh Narrator: (More giggling. Are you surprised?)
Male Rayte: Awugh yeragh, git s0om b4ybeh.. yu li'e dat? Bubba Hotep.
I can't believe you watched that.
Pervert. There is something wrong with you.