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Abe: PREVIOUSLY ON "BREAKING AMISH"...
Sabrina: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT MANY PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE
GOING NOWHERE.
PEOPLE ARE DRESSED QUITE DIFFERENT HERE.
Jeremiah: HOLY [BLEEP]
TO ME IT'S INSANE, BUT I LOVE IT.
NO MORE BISHOP TO LOOK AT ME.
I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS THIS GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL PERSON --
LIKE, WHERE'S SHE AT?"
[ GLASSES CLINK ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HATE DRUNK PEOPLE WITH A PASSION.
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'LL ASK REBECCA OUT
IF I EVER GET ENOUGH COURAGE GATHERED UP.
DID SHE NOT HAVE ANY TEETH IN HER MOUTH THIS MORNING?
NO, SHE DIDN'T.
LIKE, SHE HAS FALSE TEETH?
Abe: AND COMING UP...
CHECK IT OUT.
I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING REALLY SEXY.
DANG, YOU LOOK HOT.
Abe: HER SHAPE POPPED OUT.
WOW.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO NEW YORK
AND BECOME, LIKE, A FAMOUS MODEL.
BUT I NEED YOU GUYS BOTH IN SWIMSUIT AND HEELS.
WE WOULD RATHER NOT WEAR A SWIMMING SUIT.
THAT IS NOT MODESTY TO ME AT ALL.
I DIDN'T COME TO NEW YORK TO HANG OUT WITH AMISH PEOPLE.
I'M GONNA GO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO.
HE'S REALLY STEPPING OUTSIDE THE LINE.
JEREMIAH, WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR?
TELL ME "NONE." THAT'S THE PERFECT ANSWER.
I'D LOVE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU SOMETIME.
Producer: GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF AMISH THAT ARE OUT HERE.
"THERE'S NO WAY SHE'S HERE."
I COME TO TAKE YOU HOME.
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
Kate: I GUESS I JUST NEED TO GET AWAY
AND FIND OUT WHO I REALLY AM.
Jeremiah: FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
Rebecca: YOU GREW UP THE SHELTERED LIFE.
I WANT TO EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING.
Abe: I FEEL YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
Sabrina: I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT
OF LIVING THE REST OF MY LIFE WONDERING "WHAT IF."
Rebecca: MY GRANDPA SHOWS UP AT THE HOTEL WITH ABE'S MOM,
AND I KIND OF TRIED TO DISAPPEAR.
REBECCA SAW THEM AND JUST, LIKE, HIGH-TAILED IT OUT OF THERE.
Rebecca: FINALLY I WENT TO GET INTO THE ELEVATOR,
AND THE DOOR OPENS, AND TA-DA, THERE'S MY GRANDPA AGAIN.
DON'T FILM MY GRANDPA, PLEASE.
WE SAW A BIG GROUP COMING, AND WE WERE A LITTLE SHOCKED.
WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" IS THIS HOTEL GOING AMISH?
ONE RIGHT HERE.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Jeremiah: ME AND ABE WERE SITTING ON THE BED.
THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND IT WAS HIS FRICKIN' MOM.
Abe: A MILLION THINGS WENT THROUGH MY HEAD RIGHT THEN.
I'M LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY SHE'S HERE."
GOOD LUCK.
Jeremiah: I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY SHOCKED.
I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE.
Abe: SO, WHY DID YOU COME TO NEW YORK?
I COME TO TAKE YOU HOME.
IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY MOM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN PISSED.
I WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE,
BECAUSE, I MEAN, IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
WELL, I AM NOT GOING HOME.
THEN I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU.
MY FIRST IMPRESSION WAS, LIKE, "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE."
WELL, I'M STILL GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN,
'CAUSE IT'S AWESOME HERE IN NEW YORK.
AS LONG AS YOU STAY IN YOUR AMISH CLOTHES,
THAT MEANS YOU'RE STILL HALFWAY WITH US.
BUT IF YOU GET IN YOUR ENGLISH CLOTHES,
THAT MEANS WE'VE LOST YOU.
WELL...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT CONSIDER IT LOST,
BECAUSE I AM GONNA WEAR ENGLISH CLOTHES...
...SO I CAN FIT IN THE CITY.
YOU'LL NEVER FIT IN.
Rebecca: I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE BUT TALK TO HIM.
HE HAS TO REALIZE
MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND MY GRANDFATHER.
HE ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DOING,
AND I TOLD HIM THAT I'M FINE.
LIKE, I'LL BE FINE.
I'M JUST TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
NOW, THERE IS A LOT MORE OUT THERE
THAN BEING FARMERS AND CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING AT.
WHY NOT HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LIFE?
BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER
AND DO YOUR PRAYERS AND TALK TO GOD.
SATAN IS ALL OVER -- ALL OVER THIS CITY.
SHE DON'T WANT ME TO GET CAUGHT UP
IN THE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
LIKE A LOT OF EX-AMISH KIDS DO --
THEY LEAVE THE AMISH,
AND THEY'RE SO OVERWHELMED
'CAUSE THEIR FAMILY WON'T TALK TO THEM, SO THEY FIND DRUGS.
AND THEN THEY GET HOOKED ON THEM.
AND I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS
THAT SHE IS HERE.
BUT ARE YOU GONNA STAY HERE?
OH, YES.
IF YOU ARE STAYING, I HAVE TO WATCH YOU.
I HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET IN TROUBLE.
WE WANT YOU THE WAY YOU ARE.
I'M TAKING MY MOM TO A CAFE TO HAVE A LITTLE "CHAT" WITH HER.
SHE JUST NEEDS TO REALIZE I'M A GROWN MAN,
SO SHE JUST NEEDS TO BACK OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT.
DOWN HERE IS A CAB. WE CAN GRAB THIS ONE.
♪ MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE ♪
♪ HALLELU-U-JAH ♪
♪ MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE ♪
♪ HALLELU-U-U-JAH ♪
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
IF I GO BACK HOME, I'LL BE GOING BACK HOME
AND ENJOYING MY LIFE I HAVE BACK HOME -- THAT'S FOR SURE.
SHE AIN'T GONNA RUIN MY PARTY.
I'M HERE TO HAVE FUN, AND SHE KNOWS THAT.
IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD JUST COME HOME.
JUST GO HOME WITH ME.
YOU KNOW...
IF I DO, I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW HOW IT IS --
YOU KNOW, HOW THE PEOPLE --
HOW TO LIVE IN NEW YORK.
WANT TO TAKE YOUR HAT OFF BEFORE YOU EAT?
WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE REALLY *** ME
IF YOU DON'T COME BACK.
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
I...
I NEED TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED.
DO YOU LIKE THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE BETTER THAN YOU LIKE MINE?
THIS IS GOOD CAKE.
IS IT?
YES.
BUT YOURS IS EVEN BETTER.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT BEATS YOUR FOOD.
TRUST ME -- NOTHING.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME NEWSPAPERS?
YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET A NEWSPAPER
AND SEE WHAT GOES ON IN NEW YORK CITY.
OH, WOW.
Kate: WE'RE STILL GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE ROCKY BETWEEN US,
BUT WE STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO,
SO WE JUST NEED TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL.
MY MOM WOULD HAVE THROWN THESE AWAY.
IF SHE WOULD EVER CATCH ME WITH MAGAZINES LIKE THIS,
SHE WOULD JUST THROW THEM AWAY.
WE'RE NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT FASHION MAGAZINES.
FASHION IS ONE THING
THAT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.
IT'S CONSIDERED A VANITY.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO NEW YORK
AND BECOME, LIKE, A FAMOUS MODEL AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.
REALLY? THAT WOULD BE COOL.
LIKE, BUT HOW DO YOU GET STARTED IN THAT, THOUGH?
I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE TO BE A MODEL.
THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, REALLY AWESOME.
Rebecca: IT WOULD BE TOTALLY COOL
IF WE COULD, LIKE, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT WE'RE HERE
AND, LIKE, AT LEAST TRY IT.
KATE AND I COULD GO TOGETHER AND TRY OUR HAND AT MODELING.
THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.
Abe: IT WASN'T EASY,
BUT I FINALLY CONVINCED MY MOM TO GO BACK HOME,
WHICH IS A RELIEF.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
I'M SO GLAD TO GO HOME.
MY MOM JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT I AM GONNA BE SAFE
AND THAT SHE SUPPORTS ME EITHER WAY.
BEHAVE.
I ALWAYS DO THAT.
MAKES ME FEEL GOOD,
BECAUSE I KNOW SHE STILL LOVES ME NO MATTER WHAT.
DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
OKAY.
I MIGHT BE 22 YEARS OLD,
BUT YOU STILL RESPECT YOUR MOM, NO MATTER WHAT.
LET'S GO EAT SUSHI. COME ON, LET'S GO.
I HAVE NEVER HAD SUSHI, BUT I'VE HEARD OF IT,
AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT.
WHO THE [BLEEP] IS GONNA EAT SUSHI?
I THINK IT'S RIGHT UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT SUSHI IS.
I'M JUST GOING BY WHAT I HEARD.
AND IF IT EVEN TASTES LIKE FISH AT ALL,
I'D BE PUKING.
YOU GUYS CAN GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA [BLEEP] -- I AIN'T GOIN' IN THERE.
WHY NOT?
YOU CAN TRY A SHIITAKE MUSHROOM ROLL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT JEREMIAH'S PROBLEM WAS.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE CHICKENED OUT OR WHAT,
BUT HE BAILED OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
THAT LOOKS, LIKE, REALLY GROSS RIGHT THERE.
THEY HAVE EEL?
EW.
EW, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ORDER A CREATURE ROLL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S JUST CREEPY.
I DIDN'T COME TO NEW YORK TO HANG OUT WITH AMISH PEOPLE.
I CAME HERE TO LIVE LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE,
SO I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT.
Man: LOOKIN' GOOD. YOU CAN GET SOME LADIES TONIGHT.
WHOO!
THAT'S HOT! SO HOT!
HE TRIED TO HOOK ME UP
WITH SOME VERY, VERY SKIN-TIGHT PANTS.
JEREMIAH, WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR?
TELL ME "NONE." THAT'S THE PERFECT ANSWER.
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING A TATTOO,
BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
KIND OF NERVOUS, BUT...
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S A BIG DEAL, FIRST TATTOO.
THE AMISH SAY THAT THE BIBLE SAYS
TO HAVE NO MARKINGS ON YOUR BODY,
AND THEY REALLY BELIEVE IT.
HAVING A TATTOO IS DEFINITELY AN ISSUE
WHERE THEY'D HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TAKING ME BACK.
ONCE THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THIS, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM UP HERE.
I'M USED TO THE SLOW COUNTRY ROAD, HORSE AND BUGGY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, AMISH -- AMISH DO DRINK.
OH, WOW.
AND EACH ONE HAS THEIR OWN RULES,
AND EACH CHURCH HAS THEIR OWN BISHOP,
AND THE BISHOPS ALL ACTUALLY SAY WHAT GOES AND WHAT DOESN'T.
NOW, LIKE THIS TATTOO, THEY'D DEFINITELY BE AGAINST IT.
YEAH. I KNOW THAT.
THE REASON I GOT THE TATTOO THAT I DID
IS BECAUSE WE ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE,
SO THAT'S WHERE THE CROSS COMES IN.
WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN VERY CLOSE FRIENDS, FAMILY,
AND ALL THAT, SO THAT'S WHERE THE HEART COMES IN.
THE THREE NAMES ON MY TATTOO
ARE THREE PEOPLE THAT ARE VERY CLOSE TO ME
THAT HAVE REALLY IMPACTED MY LIFE,
SO I WANT TO KEEP THEM CLOSE TO MY HEART.
Rebecca: WHAT IS THIS?
OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS.
I CAN PROBABLY ONLY GET THE FOOD HALFWAY TO MY MOUTH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Abe: YOU KNOW, HOW DO YOU EAT?
DO I EAT LIKE THIS? [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Rebecca: NONE OF US KNEW WHAT TO GET,
SO WE FINALLY DECIDED ON ONE ORDER OF THIS MULTI THING.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HAD, LIKE, ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF SUSHI.
Kate: DO YOU LIKE IT?
Abe: IS IT GOOD?
I DON'T KNOW.
AND I'M, LIKE, CHEWING, AND IT'S LIKE THIS GUMMY -- UGH.
DID YOU TASTE YOURS YET?
I CAN'T.
ARE YOU SCARED?
I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.
TAKE A BITE.
YOU GOT TO EAT IT.
DON'T CHICKEN OUT.
SUSHI...
DISGUSTING, DUDE.
DISGUSTING.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO, THAT'S IT. HUNH-UNH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT THE FOOD I'M USED TO EATING.
IT'S NOT --
WELL, NO, WE COOK OUR FOOD. LIKE, DUH.
I'VE EATEN GLUE BEFORE,
AND I WOULD RATHER EAT GLUE AGAIN
BEFORE I'D EVER EAT SUSHI AGAIN.
GLUE TASTED LIKE A DESSERT TOWARDS WHAT SUSHI TASTED LIKE.
Kate: I'M A BIG FAN. I LOVE THIS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I LOVE IT. IT'S GOOD.
CHECK HER FEVER OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOBODY LIKED IT EXCEPT ME, SO I KIND OF ATE THE ENTIRE THING.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, SOME FOOD THAT'S COOKED, PLEASE.
[ NEEDLE BUZZING ]
RIGHT.
YEAH.
THE REASON WE CALL YOU GUYS ENGLISH,
'CAUSE THAT'S THE LANGUAGE YOU SPEAK.
AND THAT'S JUST THE TERM WE USE.
YOU KNOW, WE EITHER SAY "ENGLISH" OR...
"AMISH."
ALL RIGHT, MAN, YOU'RE ALL DONE.
GET UP AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB THERE.
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
Man: I'LL PUT THE CHECK HERE.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT?
$42.
HOW MUCH?
$42.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
Rebecca: TAX IS $3.44.
FOR FOUR PEOPLE?
THAT'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S LIKE 10 BUCKS A PERSON.
I WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE FACT
THAT HE THOUGHT THAT $42 WAS A LOT OF MONEY.
I KNOW WE DIDN'T GET LIKE A TON OF FOOD OR ANYTHING,
BUT...
IT WAS 10 BUCKS A PERSON.
THAT'S NOT BAD.
THINK 7 BUCKS IS ENOUGH FOR A TIP OR SHOULD I LEAVE MORE?
I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH ON ME.
Kate: DO YOU HAVE CASH ON YOU, REBECCA?
CAN YOU ADD LIKE TWO MORE DOLLARS ON THERE,
JUST TO GIVE HIM...
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO TIP A COUPLE DOLLARS MORE
'CAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY ALREADY PAID ENOUGH,
WHICH ISN'T HOW IT WORKS.
Abe: YOU WANT TO LEAVE MORE?
YEAH, IF YOU HAVE A 5, I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
WE WERE HERE A LONG TIME.
I MEAN, I'LL PAY YOU BACK WHEN I HAVE CASH ON ME.
OKAY. $1...
I'LL JUST LEAVE A 10.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
YEAH.
Jeremiah: WALKING AROUND NEW YORK,
I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE AMISH CLOTHES,
'CAUSE I WAS TIRED OF FEELING LIKE I'M IN A ZOO --
YOU KNOW, BEING LOOKED AT WEIRD.
Man: WHAT'S UP, MAN?
Jeremiah: HOW YOU DOING?
I'M, LIKE, STEPPING OUT OF THE AMISH
AND KIND OF GOING MY OWN WAY.
GREAT, MAN. I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
THE GUYS AT THE FIRST STORE WERE VERY HELPFUL.
THEY DIDN'T LAUGH AT ME OR NOTHING.
I MIGHT FIT IN THIS WAY.
OH, DEFINITELY.
LOOKIN' GOOD. YOU CAN GET SOME LADIES TONIGHT.
FOR SURE.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
I LIKED A LOT OF STUFF IN THE STORE,
BUT I GOT ME A PAIR OF JEANS AND ONE SHIRT.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WALK AROUND EMBARRASSED.
NO, YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT.
AFTER I HAD THE ENGLISH CLOTHES ON,
I COULD ACTUALLY ENJOY EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER.
I JUST KIND OF LOOKED AROUND FOR A LITTLE BIT.
I WANTED TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD STILL BE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD,
AND SURPRISINGLY, THEY WEREN'T.
IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY STARTING TO FIT IN.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CLOTHES HERE?
OH, BOY.
[ CHEERING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
DID YOU JUST GET A TATTOO?
I DID. IT'S STILL COVERED UP.
OH.
AH! I LOVE IT!
SO HOT. SO HOT.
GOSH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HOW YOU DOING?
Jeremiah: THE SECOND STORE I WENT TO
WAS PROBABLY THE WEIRDEST STORE I'VE EVER SEEN.
HEY, JUST BOUGHT THESE PANTS AND SHIRT...
YEAH.
...AND THESE PANTS ARE, LIKE, A LITTLE TIGHT.
I THINK YOU MISSED THE MARK A LITTLE, TRUTHFULLY.
YOU'RE IN NEW YORK CITY. YOU'RE IN ROCK 'N' ROLL LAND.
OKAY.
SO, WHAT IF WE GO FOR A LITTLE BIT OF THAT?
WITHOUT MAKING YOU RIDICULOUS.
WE WON'T MAKE YOU A CARTOON CHARACTER,
BUT WE'LL MAKE YOU STRAIGHT-UP ROCK 'N' ROLL.
LET'S TRY IT.
I'VE DRESSED ENGLISH WHEN I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE AMISH.
I GOT KICKED OUT THREE DIFFERENT TIMES.
BUT THE CLOTHING IN NEW YORK CITY
IS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE.
HEY, WHILE WE'RE HUNTING,
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE HAT SLASH GAVE US ON?
YOU LIKE SLASH?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE HEARD OF SLASH?
I GREW UP AMISH.
I DON'T KEEP TRACK OF WHO THE SINGERS ARE.
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT GUY
WITH THE ALL THE LONG HAIR AND THE BIG GUITAR.
NO, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN NOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND SLASH.
I'M GONNA TELL HIM THAT.
THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY VERY NICE IN A WAY,
BUT STILL, HE WAS WEIRD.
IN AMISH LAND, DO YOU HAVE A LEOPARD TOWEL?
NO.
YOU DON'T COME OUT AFTER THE SHOWER
NO.
HE HAD TO BE HIGH ON CRACK OR SOMETHING.
JEREMIAH, WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR?
TELL ME "NONE." THAT'S THE PERFECT ANSWER.
UM, I DO WEAR UNDERWEAR.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT KIND.
I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO GET THAT PERSONAL YET.
I'LL NOTICE AFTER WE SEE THE PANTS.
HE TRIED TO HOOK ME UP WITH SOME VERY, VERY SKIN-TIGHT PANTS.
YES. LOOK.
YOU LIKE THIS?
YOU LOOK AWESOME.
FEEL IT IN YOUR GROIN.
I DEFINITELY FEEL IT THERE.
IT'S, LIKE, POPPING OUT, DUDE.
HE TRIED TO GET ME INTO THESE TIGHT PANTS.
THIS STUFF IS WORSE THAN THE AMISH PANTS.
DUDE, MY LEFT [BLEEP] KEPT POPPING OUT.
THEN YOU DO THIS
THEN HE WANTED TO PUT A BELT ON ME, AND IT WAS VERY AWKWARD.
AND WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU GOT HOME IS YOU CUT THESE OFF.
LOOK AT YOUR ARMS.
DON'T LOOK AT YOU THIS WAY.
LOOK AT WHAT THE WORLD SEES.
LET'S JUST SAY HE WAS ALL THE WAY UP AGAINST MY ***,
AND NOBODY'S GONNA TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT
BECAUSE HIS [BLEEP] WAS RIGHT THERE, AND I COULD FEEL IT.
[ GASPS ] JEREMIAH!
HE GOES LIKE THIS, AND HE HAS THIS HUGE TATTOO.
Abe: DON'T PUT NOTHING ON YOUR BODY THAT YOU CANNOT REMOVE.
HE'S REALLY STEPPING OUTSIDE THE LINE.
[ "HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS" PLAYS ]
♪ HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS ♪
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!
♪ HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS... ♪
YOU WOULD NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BACK HOME,
ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WASN'T EVEN A HOLIDAY.
Rebecca: THE SHAPES AND THINGS --
THERE WAS LIKE TWO HEARTS THAT CAME UP.
Abe: THAT'S AWESOME.
Kate: THAT'S COOL.
AND THAT WAS, LIKE, AMAZING.
IT WAS GOOD TO GET AWAY FROM THE TALL BUILDINGS
AND THE CONCRETE AND THE NOISE.
[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
Jeremiah: AFTER I WAS DONE DOING MY CLOTHES SHOPPING,
I COULDN'T WAIT
TO GO SHOW ALL THE REST OF THEM MY NEW LOOK,
EVEN SHOW THEM MY NEW TATTOO.
AND THE CAB DRIVER AND ME HAD GOOD CONVERSATIONS.
Jeremiah: WHERE I COME FROM, WE HAVE NO CABS.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M USED TO DRIVING A HORSE AND BUGGY.
THAT'S A -- THAT'S A LOT SLOWER THAN THIS.
I WAS ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, SITTING ON THE PORCH
AND WATCHING THE CARS GO PAST
AND ALWAYS HAD DREAMS OF DRIVING A CAR.
NOW, I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO REMEMBER ALL THESE ROADS AND STUFF HERE, YOU KNOW?
YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO USE THE MAP.
RIGHT.
VERY TOUGH.
WHEN HE TOLD ME HIS JOB WAS HARD,
ACTUALLY, I ALMOST HAD TO LAUGH.
CAB DRIVING --
THAT'S JUST SITTING THERE AND DRIVING AROUND.
I'D WANT TO SEE HIM, LIKE, ON THE FARM OR SOMETHING.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
$13.10.
I ALMOST FLIPPED ON HIM
BECAUSE IT WAS 13-SOMETHING WAS WHAT IT WAS,
AND IT FELT LIKE WE JUST WENT A COUPLE BLOCKS.
I'M NOT USED TO HAVING A DRIVER, YOU KNOW,
AND PAYING THAT MUCH FOR GOING THAT LITTLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHERE I COME FROM, $15 GOES, LIKE, A LONG WAY.
WELCOME TO NEW YORK CITY.
THANK YOU.
WOW, THAT ONE WAS NICE.
ARE YOU GUYS FROM AROUND HERE?
JEREMIAH!
I GAVE HIM A HUG BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY TO SEE HIM.
YOU LOOK CUTE. YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE.
HE WAS DRESSED ENGLISH, AND WE'RE JUST LIKE...WOW.
OKAY, I THINK YOU'RE TOTALLY HOT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY, SHOPPING?
Rebecca: YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
WHAT DID YOU EAT INSTEAD OF SUSHI?
I KIND OF DID MY OWN THING.
YOU KNOW, I FIGURED SINCE I'M UP HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL, YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IT.
OKAY.
SO, I KIND OF WENT AND GOT A TATTOO.
WHAT?!
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TATTOOS IN THE AMISH COMMUNITY,
SO IT'S LIKE A BIG DEAL.
WHERE?
JEREMIAH!
[ BOTH GASP ]
Rebecca: OH, MY GOSH!
Abe: DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME.
HE GOES LIKE THIS, AND HE HAS THIS HUGE TATTOO.
THAT'S, LIKE, REALLY NICE ARTWORK, I HAVE TO SAY.
IT'S AWESOME, ESPECIALLY ON THE CROSS.
YEAH, LIKE, THAT MAKES IT LOOK SO REAL.
I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BISHOP WOULD DO
IF HE'D SEE ONE OF THE AMISH PEOPLE HAVING A TATTOO.
I HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD EVER TRY IT.
I'M JEALOUS.
THAT IS GORGEOUS.
WHAT MOM AND DAD TOLD ME WHEN I WAS GROWING UP IS,
"DON'T PUT NOTHING ON YOUR BODY THAT YOU CANNOT REMOVE."
HE'S REALLY STEPPING OUTSIDE THE LINE.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
I'M GONNA, LIKE, TOTALLY GO ENGLISH,
AND I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING REALLY SEXY.
WOW.
I WANT TO CHAT WITH REBECCA FOR A WHILE.
HAVE FUN.
Man: MORNING. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
Rebecca: WE HAVE A QUESTION.
WE WANTED TO KIND OF GET INTO THE MODELING THING,
BUT WE'RE LOST BEYOND THAT.
LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO
OR, LIKE, HOW TO GET STARTED.
YOU CAN GO ONLINE AND SEARCH FOR A MODELING AGENCY.
WE DO HAVE A COMPUTER OVER HERE.
OKAY.
[ SIGHS ]
THE COMPUTER.
SO, THIS IS OUR BUSINESS CENTER.
SO, COULD YOU SHOW US, BASICALLY, HOW TO DO IT?
SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
LET ME GO AHEAD AND GET YOU ONLINE.
MAYBE THE TECHNOLOGY -- WE'RE A LITTLE BIT BEHIND.
BUT WE CAN STILL DO STUFF.
JUST BECAUSE WE NEVER DID IT BEFORE --
I MEAN, HOW THE HECK DOES EVERYBODY ELSE LEARN?
THEY LEARN BECAUSE THEY TRY.
THIS IS SO COOL.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HERE, LIKE, LOOKING THIS UP.
IT WAS COOL.
IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYTHING WAS POPPING UP,
AND I LIKE HOW EASY IT IS.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL.
[ LAUGHS ]
HERE I AM LOOKING AT MODELING AGENCIES IN NEW YORK --
SEEMS KIND OF UNREAL.
I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOING IT,
BUT NOW I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT,
SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE, "OKAY, THE TIME IS HERE."
Kate: THIS IS SO DIFFERENT THAN SHOPPING FOR MATERIAL.
Rebecca: I KNOW. I'M LIKE...
'CAUSE THERE, WE ONLY HAVE TO DECIDE ON THE COLOR.
[ Laughing ] I KNOW.
THAT WAS THE NUMBER-ONE THING TO DO --
GET OUT OF THE AMISH CLOTHES.
YOU COULD WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
UM...
IT WOULD GO WELL WITH YOUR EYES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
CHECK IT OUT.
[ LAUGHS ] WHERE ARE YOU GONNA WEAR IT?
I COULD WEAR IT UNDER A DRESS.
NOBODY WOULD EVER KNOW.
I JUST SO HAPPENED TO GET A VERY OUTRAGEOUS UNDERWEAR.
YEAH, I'M GONNA, LIKE, TOTALLY GO ENGLISH,
AND I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING REALLY SEXY.
[ Laughing ] BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL SECRETLY...
SECRETLY VERY SEXY.
THE LOOK ON KATE'S FACE WAS PRICELESS.
I HAD TO DO IT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I LOVE IT.
I WANT TO GO SHOPPING EVERY DAY.
I MEAN, HECK, IF I WAS A MILLIONAIRE,
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO JUST FOR FUN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY JACKETS I'M GONNA NEED --
[ BEEP ]
[ WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON P.A. ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY JACKETS I'M GONNA NEED UP HERE, THOUGH.
Jeremiah: WHAT DO YOU THINK, ABE?
I THINK THERE'S TOO MUCH STUFF HERE TO PICK FROM.
DUDE, THE PRICES ARE, LIKE, INSANE.
WHAT, THIS IS YOUR STYLE SHIRTS?
YEAH.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Jeremiah: I GREW UP WITH BUTTONS ON MY SHIRTS,
AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING SHIRTS WITH BUTTONS ON IT.
NO.
HOLY [BLEEP] LOOK AT THIS.
90 BUCKS.
IF I KEEP GOING LIKE THIS, I'M GONNA BE BROKE.
WELL, SOME OF THE PANTS -- $60.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
I'M USED TO GETTING PANTS FOR FREE FROM MY MOM.
I WANT TO TRY ONE OF THESE.
I THINK THESE LOOK GOOD.
OH, THERE YOU GOT THE POCKET ON IT.
WELL, I'M THINKING IF I ASK REBECCA OUT,
I MIGHT NEED THAT.
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ASKING HER OUT NOW?
I THINK I'M GETTING THE COURAGE GATHERED UP.
YEP.
SWEET.
I'M WAITING.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE THAT SHIRT ON YOU.
I LIKE THIS SHIRT. I LIKE THE COLOR.
THE AMISH AREN'T ALLOWED TO WEAR ZIPPERS
BECAUSE IT'S NOT PART OF THE TRADITIONAL CLOTHING
LIKE BUTTONS OR SNAPPERS ARE.
IF MY MOM WOULD CATCH ME WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
SHE WOULD TOSS IT OVER THE FENCE OR BURN IT.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT?
IT'S WAY TOO MUCH LIKE THE AMISH.
GET RID OF THAT CRAP.
I THINK IT'S COOL.
I'M DEFINITELY NOT HANGING OUT WITH HIM
IF HE'S WEARING THE CLOTHES LIKE THAT.
DUDE, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED SOMETHING
THAT'S NOT QUITE AS BORING.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS HERE IS WHAT THE HIPPIES WOULD WEAR.
I DON'T CARE.
I'VE DRESSED ENGLISH BEFORE,
SO THAT'S WHY I'M ABLE TO HELP ABE
NOT LOOK LIKE A NERD.
YEAH, NOW, THIS HERE IS MORE CASUAL.
BUT THE SHIRT --
I MEAN, IF YOU CAN GET A SMALLER SHIRT LIKE THIS --
NO, THE SIZE IS GOOD.
IT'S THIS.
YOU KNOW, ALL THESE ENGLISH KIDS HAVE ALL THE STUFF LIKE THIS.
YEAH, BUT YOU WANT MY OPINION ON THAT?
YEAH.
THOSE ARE KIDS THAT NEED ***-KICKIN'.
[ SIGHS ]
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'RE BEYOND HELP.
JUST DO IT.
THE HAT'S COOL.
OKAY, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY FOR A FEW DAYS.
IF I DON'T LIKE IT, I'M NOT WEARING IT.
GOOD. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
ALL I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION ON REBECCA.
BUT DO YOU THINK REBECCA WILL LIKE IT?
THAT'S MY MAIN POINT.
HONESTLY, I THINK SHE WILL, SERIOUSLY.
OKAY, I'LL JUST WEAR IT AND ASK HER, THEN.
YOU DO THAT.
IF SHE DON'T LIKE IT, I'M NOT WEARING IT.
OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD. SHE'LL LIKE IT.
OKAY.
Kate: SO, REBECCA, ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE ABE TONIGHT?
Rebecca: I AM TOTALLY EXCITED TO SEE HIM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU THINK HE'S GONNA LOOK HOT IN HIS ENGLISH CLOTHES?
OF COURSE HE'S GONNA LOOK HOT.
HE LOOKS HOT IN EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ACTUALLY GONNA GET HER DONE?
Abe: YEAH, I GOT THE COURAGE GATHERED UP.
GOOD DEAL.
WHERE I COME FROM, YOU KNOW, SEND OTHER DUDES UP,
YOU KNOW, DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND OF MOOD YOU'RE IN.
IN OUR COMMUNITY, THEY WOULDN'T ASK A GIRL OUT.
THEY WOULD SEND ONE OF THEIR BROTHERS OR COUSINS
TO ASK THE GIRL OUT.
YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ME TO DO IT, ARE YOU?
NO. I GOT THE COURAGE GATHERED UP.
I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.
FIRST, I WAS LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT GONNA ASK HER OUT."
AND THEN I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW, GROW A SET OF COJONES AND JUST DO IT YOURSELF."
Kate: DID HE ASK YOU OUT,
OR DO YOU GUYS JUST LIKE EACH OTHER?
HE DIDN'T ASK ME OUT YET, NO.
BUT I CAN ALWAYS WISH, CAN'T I?
SO, QUESTION FOR YOU.
OKAY.
WHAT CATCHES YOUR ATTENTION ABOUT HER?
WELL, SHE'S SMART. SHE'S AWESOME.
SHE'S COOL, FUN TO HANG OUT WITH.
IT'S A MILLION THINGS.
IF YOU SAY SO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HER?
YEAH.
WELL, I CAN'T SIT HERE
AND JUST SAY EXACTLY ALL THAT STUFF, BUT --
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN WATCHING HER LIKE YOU HAVE.
Rebecca: PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND DON'T PASS OUT.
AWW, YOU LOOK CUTE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND YOU ALREADY DID YOUR HAIR.
WHAT ABOUT THE BACK OF MY SHIRT?
AWW [CHUCKLES] THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S MY LITTLE SECRET THAT I WAS HIDING.
I GOT A RED JACKET.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA WEAR IT, BUT...
OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE THAT.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO PUT
ANOTHER SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH, BUT...
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR, LIKE, A RED.
RED DRAWS TOO MUCH ATTENTION. IT'S TOO BRIGHT.
IT'S NOT ONE OF THE COLORS THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR.
I LOVE MY RED JACKET.
YEAH, IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD ON YOU.
THANK YOU.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I THINK IT'S THE GUYS.
YEAH.
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
OH, MY GOSH.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
KATE LOOKED VERY AWESOME THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED
AND VERY BUSINESSLIKE.
Kate: YOU LOOK GOOD.
DANG, YOU LOOK HOT.
Abe: I JUST THOUGHT I WAS INTO REBECCA,
BUT, MAN, WHEN SHE PUT ON THEM ENGLISH CLOTHES,
HER SHAPE POPPED OUT,
AND MAN, IT WAS...WOW.
LOOK AT THE BACK OF THIS.
COOL.
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY DIFFERENT, YEAH.
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, SPLASH."
IT WAS AWESOME, LIKE, SEEING
EVERYBODY DRESS ENGLISH FOR THE FIRST TIME TOGETHER.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
Jeremiah: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT WE GOT THE CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING,
I THINK IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW,
TO GO OUT AND EAT OR JUST DO SOMETHING,
FIND SOMETHING TO DO.
WE'LL GO OUT LATER,
BUT I WANT TO CHAT WITH REBECCA FOR A WHILE
IF SHE DON'T MIND HANGING OUT WITH ME FOR A LITTLE BIT.
OKAY, I DON'T CARE.
HAVE FUN.
[ LAUGHS ]
SHUT UP, GUYS! LIKE, REALLY?
ONE OF THE BIGGEST SINS YOU CAN HAVE IS DRIVING A CAR.
HOLY [BLEEP] NICE CHICK.
YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
I'D LOVE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU SOMETIME.
[ BACH'S "JESU, JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING" PLAYS ]
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THE COURAGE GATHERED UP
SINCE WE GOT TO NEW YORK TO ASK HER OUT,
AND JUST, FINALLY, I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW, "JUST DO IT."
YOU KNOW?
JUST -- THE WORST THING SHE CAN DO IS SAY NO.
THE LAST FEW DAYS, WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT.
YEAH?
AND I'D LOVE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU SOMETIME.
♪ JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING ♪
OKAY.
SURE.
♪ HOLY WISDOM ♪
YOU'RE DANG RIGHT I WAS NERVOUS.
I WAS FREAKING OUT.
♪ LOVE MOST BRIGHT ♪
THURSDAY NIGHT BE GOOD?
THURSDAY NIGHT IS AWESOME.
OKAY.
MM...
NO.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE MEXICAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
MM...I DON'T CARE.
♪ DRAWN BY THEE ♪
OKAY.
COOL.
I NEVER HAD A GUY ASK ME OUT TO MY FACE EVER,
SO THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT FREAKY FOR ME.
I WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO WEIRD."
♪ SOAR TO UNCREATED LIGHT ♪
[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ]
I FEEL AWESOME.
NOTHING BETTER THAN A FEELING LIKE THAT.
AMISH GUYS DO NOT EVER ASK A GIRL OUT,
LIKE, RIGHT TO THEIR FACE.
THEY'LL HAVE A FRIEND ASK HER.
WELL, I THINK EVERY GUY GETS NERVOUS WHEN HE ASKS A GIRL OUT.
MY HEART IS STILL POUNDING.
LIKE, HONESTLY, I WAS NEVER SO EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
Jeremiah: TODAY, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO QUEENS
TO TAKE MY FIRST DRIVING LESSONS.
AND THIS IS MY FIRST STEP OF REACHING MY GOAL
TO DRIVE A TAXI.
JEREMIAH?
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
HEY, IT'S B.J. I'LL BE YOUR INSTRUCTOR TODAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO, ANY EXPERIENCE BEFORE?
DRIVING A HORSE AND BUGGY.
HORSE AND BUGGY.
I'VE DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING IT,
BUT IT WAS ALWAYS ON COUNTRY ROADS,
SO DRIVING IN NEW YORK CITY
IS GONNA BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
HOPEFULLY, I DON'T HIT ANYBODY.
B.J.: NOW, BEFORE WE START A CAR,
THIS IS THE WHEEL THAT YOU TURN IN THE DIRECTION.
YOU'RE GOING LEFT. YOU'RE GOING RIGHT.
PEOPLE THINK AMISH DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
THEY THINK WE'RE, LIKE, FROM A DIFFERENT CENTURY OR SOMETHING.
SO, I JUST HAD TO MESS WITH HIM.
OH, SO IT'S LIKE THE HORSE AND BUGGY --
LIKE, REINS IF YOU WANT TO GO --
LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO TURN LEFT, YOU JUST PULL ON THAT ONE.
WELL, THIS ONE, YOU TURN.
ALL RIGHT?
THIS HERE, IF YOU PRESS IT, THAT'S THE HORN. TRY IT.
OH!
PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIKE ME.
YES, YES.
NO, NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. I HAVE A BRAKE ON MY SIDE.
SO, NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. ALL RIGHT?
I GOT YOU.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. LOOK AGAIN.
ONE OF THE GREATEST SINS YOU CAN HAVE IS DRIVING A CAR.
I GREW UP NEW ORDER,
AND IT'S A BIG NO-NO TO DRIVE CARS
OR TO GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO SHUN ME ONCE THEY FIND OUT.
Jeremiah: SO, YOU'RE SAYING ONCE I GET MY LICENSE,
B.J.: YES. YES.
NICE.
THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO GO PICK UP SOME CHICKS.
B.J.: DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY.
HOLY [BLEEP]
YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD.
WATCH THE CONES.
I HIT ONE.
BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
YOU'RE DRIVING BETWEEN THE CONES.
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT LOOK.
YOU KNOW, SHE HAD A NICE ***.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THE AMISH CHICKS -- LIKE, THEY'RE COVERED COMPLETELY.
LIKE, YOU CAN SEE THEIR *** LIKE YOU CAN HERE.
YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEIR ***, WE PARK THE CAR, AND WE WALK.
ALL RIGHT?
[ HORN HONKS ]
HEY, I'M STILL LEARNING TO DRIVE, OKAY?
IN NEW YORK, THIS IS HOW PEOPLE COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER --
THE CAR HORN.
YES.
YOU'RE DRIVING TOO SLOW,
"BEEP, BEEP" -- IT MEANS SPEED UP.
[ HORN HONKS ]
THERE WE GO. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Jeremiah: I THINK I GOT THIS.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WOMAN SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
SO, WE'RE ABOUT TO WALK INTO THIS MODELING AGENCY,
AND I AM EXCITED, NERVOUS, SCARED --
EVERYTHING AT ONCE RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHS ]
I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I WANTED TO DO THIS FOR YEARS,
AND SO, IT'S KIND OF A "OKAY, LET'S DO IT."
Rebecca: JUST WALKING IN,
I WAS LIKE, "I'M NEVER GONNA GET IN HERE, EVER."
Kate: THEY TOOK DOWN OUR HEIGHT AND MEASUREMENTS.
I MEAN, IT ALMOST SEEMED LIKE WE WERE IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
Rebecca: AND THEN THIS LADY COMES IN.
SHE'S, LIKE, THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY.
KATIE? HI, KATIE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU. AND?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
OBVIOUSLY, THEY LIKED KATE ALREADY.
I MEAN, WE HADN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
PROFILE -- LOOK AT THE WALL.
OKAY, LOOK AT ME.
SMILE. BIG SMILE.
OKAY, NOW TURN TO THE OTHER SIDE
AND LOOK AT THE MIRROR.
SHE... HAS A VERY FRENCH ACCENT.
REBECCA. HOW OLD ARE YOU, REBECCA?
20?
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID.
I KNOW. I HAVE A BIG, FAT FRENCH ACCENT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20.
[ High-pitched voice ] "DON'T WORRY. I WON'T BITE."
[ Normal voice ] I WAS LIKE, "REALLY?
"BECAUSE YOU -- SOUNDING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA TO ME,
LIKE YOU'D NIP AT THE HEELS IF YOU'D GET A CHANCE."
BUT I NEED YOU GUYS BOTH IN SWIMSUIT AND HEELS.
SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
WE WOULD RATHER NOT WEAR A SWIMMING SUIT.
MAY I ASK WHY?
Rebecca: SO, TODAY WE WENT TO THE MODELING AGENCY,
AND I KNEW RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT THEY LIKED KATE ALREADY.
YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES.
WELL, THANK YOU.
KATE'S, LIKE, ALL SPIFFED UP IN HER LITTLE BUSINESS SUIT,
AND SHE'S LIKE ALL PRISSY,
AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS TOTALLY HER."
I WONDER IF WE FIND OUT TODAY IF THEY LIKED US OR NOT.
LIKE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT.
YEAH.
SEND US ON OUR WAY.
WE NEEDED TO PUT ON HEELS
AND WALK AROUND A HUGE TABLE WITH SCARY PEOPLE SITTING THERE.
THE HIGH HEELS WERE, LIKE, TWO SIZES TOO BIG.
I COULDN'T EVEN WALK IN THEM. I WAS TRIPPING.
Man: WHY DON'T YOU PULL YOUR HAIR DOWN FOR US?
PULL YOUR HAIR DOWN. YEP. LET IT GO.
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IS YOU'RE GONNA COME IN,
INTRODUCE YOURSELF -- YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE.
YOU'RE GONNA WALK AROUND THE TABLE.
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, OKAY?
Kate: MM-HMM.
IT IS MY FIRST TIME WEARING 6-INCH STILETTOS,
PLUS, THEY WERE WAY TOO BIG FOR ME,
AND I HAD TO WALK ALL AROUND THE TABLE,
[ Chuckling ] SO IT WAS A LITTLE DIFFICULT.
SO, WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS
WE'RE GONNA TAKE DIGITALS OF BOTH OF YOU GUYS,
BUT I NEED YOU GUYS BOTH IN SWIMSUIT AND HEELS.
Man: SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
I'M NOT WEARING A SWIMSUIT.
NO.
WE WOULD RATHER NOT WEAR A SWIMMING SUIT.
Man #2: MAY I ASK WHY? WHY NOT?
THEY JUST KIND OF LIKE GOT THAT LOOK ON THEIR FACE,
LIKE, "OH."
RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I LOOK LIKE A HAIRY GORILLA.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
UGH.
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU GUYS WOULD BE COMFORTABLE WITH,
BEING MODELS?
YEAH, I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO, LIKE, THONGS,
BUT I WOULDN'T MIND SWIMMING SUITS.
IF IT COVERS PROPERLY, YEAH,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I COULD WEAR SOMETHING --
A SARONG-TYPE THING AROUND ME.
I BELIEVE IN MODESTY,
AND SPREADING YOURSELF OUT
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE YOU NAKED --
THAT IS NOT MODESTY TO ME AT ALL.
WOULD YOU GUYS BE OPEN TO DOING DIGITALS
WITH JUST A BATHING-SUIT TOP AND THEN YOUR JEANS?
OKAY.
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHY THEY'RE MAKING US DO THIS BEFORE...
I MEAN, USUALLY, WHEN GIRLS COME IN,
A LOT OF THEM ARE PREPARED WHEN THEY'RE COMING IN HERE.
THEY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
I MEAN, OUR JOB IS TO MAKE SURE
THAT THEY'RE GOOD FROM HEAD TO TOE.
THEY TOLD US TO PUT ON A BIKINI,
AND THEY WANTED TO TAKE A TEST PHOTO SHOOT.
WELL, YEAH, EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
COME RIGHT OVER HERE.
SO, DONNA'S GONNA TAKE SOME DIGITALS ON YOU FOR US.
I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND UP, RELAX.
RIGHT BEFORE YOU DO THE DIGITALS,
JUST INHALE, EXHALE, AND DROP YOUR SHOULDERS.
THEY WANTED US TO GET IN A BATHING SUIT,
BUT I ONLY WORE THE TOP, AND...
[ SIGHS ]
I WOULD HAVE RATHER NOT DONE IT.
Man: WE HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AT YOU, ALL THE BOOKERS,
AND MADE THE DECISION TOGETHER.
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT SHORT
FOR THE AGENCY AND FOR THE MARKET THAT WE HAVE,
SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA REALLY WORK FOR US.
OKAY?
Man #2: BUT WE APPRECIATE YOU COMING IN.
YOU DID GREAT.
AND WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
THEY GAVE ME A PRETTY LITTLE SPEECH
ABOUT I'M OKAY, BUT JUST NOT OKAY FOR THEM.
KATE, JUST HAVE A SEAT.
REBECCA, WAIT FOR US IN THE WAITING ROOM.
I JUST DIDN'T LIKE THAT.
THAT WAS EMBARRASSING.
SO, KATIE...
WE HAD A CHANCE TO TALK WITH KATIA,
AND WE DEFINITELY THINK YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF POTENTIAL.
NEED SOME WORK TO DO.
WE WANT TO WORK ON, YOU KNOW, CLEARING UP YOUR SKIN.
THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WE NEED TO DO.
GET YOU IN SHAPE.
YOUR BODY, I MEAN, IS GOOD,
BUT DEFINITELY NEED TO GET YOU DOWN TO MEASUREMENTS.
WE'D LIKE TO SET UP A TEST SHOOT WITH YOU,
GET SOME FILM ON YOU, SEE HOW YOU PHOTOGRAPH,
AND THEN HAVE YOU COME BACK IN AND MEET WITH US AGAIN.
SO, I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY INTERESTED IN.
OKAY. LIKE, YOU SAID GETTING DOWN TO MEASUREMENTS.
I WOULD PROBABLY NEED TO LOSE A COUPLE POUNDS?
YES.
YES. OKAY.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.
Man: THANK YOU. IT WAS A PLEASURE.
KATE GOT IN.
AND SHE FITS RIGHT IN THERE. SHE DOES.
I DON'T KNOW. BUT I HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT.
WHAT?
MM-HMM.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
WELL, I'M A LITTLE -- I'M NOT SURPRISED.
I PACKED ON LIKE FIVE POUNDS LAST COUPLE WEEKS.
YOU GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME.
KATE IS A TOOTHPICK.
THEY TOLD HER TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FEEL THE WAY I DO.
I'M LIKE -- I FEEL LIKE THAT'S TOTALLY NOT FOR ME.
IT'S A VERY CRITICAL INDUSTRY.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
YEAH, AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I LEFT THE AMISH
IS SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE CRITICIZED ANYMORE.
AND I FEEL LIKE I'M JUMPING RIGHT BACK IN THERE.
I KNOW. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU 'CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE BUMMED.
DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME.
HECK, I'M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE, I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF RELIEVED.
I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
I'M GLAD SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE CHIHUAHUA AND NOT ME --
THE FRENCH CHIHUAHUA.
Abe: NEXT TIME ON "BREAKING AMISH"...
GETTING READY TO GO OUT WITH REBECCA.
WOW.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Jeremiah: KATE REALLY STARTED POLE-DANCING.
IF YOU ASK ME,
I DON'T THINK IT'S HER FIRST TIME DOING IT.
I THINK WE NEED TO, LIKE, STAGE AN INTERVENTION.
I DRANK *** CRANBERRIES.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M IN SHOCK.
THE CIRCUMSTANCES
THAT SHE HAS LIVED THROUGH ARE BARBARIC.
SO, THERE'S MY TEETH.