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KENDRA: This season on:
You know what? We should just be single and live together.
So you're asking for an open relationship?
I've been waiting for this day
my whole life.
Whoo!
Well, hey.
(laughs)
They're gonna be in the pool seducing you.
Glad my husband's not here.
Like, what is happening is making me want to live more.
Yeah, I mean, don't take life for granted.
TRAVELLE: You got to give us a heads-up
next time your wife comes out with her
*** hanging out.
You can't make a ho a housewife.
How's it going?
(chuckling): Oh, what's up?
KENDRA: One of my ex-boyfriends
is working out in Hank's gym.
Oh, that's awkward.
Why wouldn't I be?
He's Kendra's ex-boyfriend.
KENDRA: You're the one
Yeah, you're the one
who took off with it.
Let's party!
(whooping)
(shuddering)
... this, ... everybody.
If I want to have one night of freedom, I'm gonna do it.
I'm a grown-*** woman.
I love being crazy.
We pitched you for a new celebrity diving show.
Like scuba diving?
I live my life on the edge.
Oh, my God.
But the higher you rise...
Ow, my ***.
...the harder you fall.
What just happened to me?
Baby, you were in an accident.
Oh, my God.
(over phone): The hospital sent over your CT scan.
These white areas here-- there's a possibility
you may have had a stroke.
KENDRA: This is the wrong timing
to ... around.
You know what I'm saying?
I obviously feel this business has, like, caused a divide
You know, ... it, we might as well just stop.
KENDRA: My trust level with you has gone
If you have
a problem with trust issues,
then I could give a ... ... about it.
♪ No stopping Kendra on Top ♪
♪ More than a celebrity, life's like a fantasy ♪
♪ No stopping Kendra ♪
(Kendra laughs)
♪ No stopping Kendra on Top. ♪
KENDRA: Hey, everyone.
MAN: Hey.
What's up, Gabby?
I'm like, "Ah, this is, ah..." Oh, what's-what's up?
What's up, Josh?
So good to see you again.
You need to see the looks at least
before we start, just so you can
Awesome.
JOSH: These are the ones
that I strongly picked out for you.
JOSH: More strong.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Yes. Yes.
Just have a lot of attitude with it.
And a little bit of mafia with it.
For some reason,
I have this energy about me right now.
Boss ***.
Awesome.
Let's do it. All right, so we're gonna
get you in hair and makeup first.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
KENDRA: I love doing photo shoots, especially
It looks great, you guys.
It's great when there's a theme
because I get to live out a fantasy, you know?
It's straight out of my, like, fetish book.
(laughs)
All right, you ready?
Oh, yes.
(whoops)
Wow. Thank you for joining me.
Ah, no problem.
Glad my husband's not here. (laughs)
Twins? Wow. They were good-looking boys,
let me tell you that.
All right, so, Kendra, what we're gonna have you do
Uh-huh? Okay.
They're gonna be in the pool and seducing you.
Wait, wait! You guys are old enough.
What... How old are you guys?
Okay, okay, okay.
JOSH: 16?
(both laughing)
All right.
So we're gonna have you
sitting right here.
And, guys,
can we get you in the pool?
So, you're gonna have
Okay. (giggles)
And so, just kind of work
the entire angles with them. And both of you guys
just keep your focus on her.
All right, you ready?
Just bring your head up.
Perfect.
Nice.
Perfect.
Kendra, can you look down
at one of the guys?
Let me see one.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, these... yeah, these look good.
You guys are good.
JOSH: All right, so the next pose,
she's gonna be standing right here.
And you guys are just gonna be...
just staring right at her, so one of you
on each side of her legs.
Got it.
All right.
So just remember a lot of shade.
Okay.
Don't look up!
(Kendra laughs)
One, two, three.
That looks really good.
Keep feeling that kind of boss mafia kind of vibe.
Kendra, look right here.
A little bit more attitude in the face.
Perfect.
That looks really good.
All right, guys, we got it.
Yeah!
Thank you, guys, so much for doing this.
KENDRA: I got to go.
So that's a wrap?
Yeah. Let's go.
Great shoot, man.
LITTLE HANK: Dad!
HANK: You see her doing makeup?
(laughing)
So, are you excited for your plans tonight?
I'm quite excited, nervous.
But it's gonna be fun, man.
All my friends, all my boys are gonna be going,
Kendra's friends are going. We're gonna meet her there.
That's fun.
It's, uh, my first mansion party,
so I want to stand out.
Mm-hmm?
...do you mind having blood on it?
Awesome.
HANK: I decided to go to the Playboy Halloween party
as a dead football player.
You know, it's like my career-- it's dead,
it's gone, it's done, it ain't coming back.
Tissue.
Kind of adds a little bit of texture.
(door opens)
What up?
Oh, Little Hank!
Listen...
don't have a lot of Halloween experience,
but... picked up this little shindig right here.
Gonna be a black vampire.
Fantastic.
Oh, I'm doing it right.
Oh, yeah.
I'm getting what?
No, no, no, I don't think you understand me.
I grabbed this... it was last-minute, just this little...
Yeah, but you still got to put makeup on.
Cool.
TRAVELLE: This is my first time ever going to a Halloween
shindig at the mansion, so I'm excited.
Dude, how you think I feel? It's my first one, too.
Oh, yeah? How crazy is this place?
From what I've heard so far, there's supposed to be,
Are you serious?
Yeah. You're gonna see, like, full-effect costumes.
Like, that's why we got to... we got to throw some makeup and everything on,
'cause I think... I heard that people go all out.
TRAVELLE: Are there gonna be people walking around naked,
Oh, well, it definitely
ain't gonna be PG-13 tonight, I have a feeling abut that.
We're gonna have some fun tonight.
You've always wanted to be a white guy,
Oh, wow!
Did you really go there?
(laughs)
KENDRA: Hey.
Um, okay, we have to go.
Like, we're really late, so...
get all your stuff, get ready,
All right.
I am gonna get dressed and take off my makeup.
Why don't you just wear that tonight?
You don't have to be-- it's not like--
Halloween, people just wear, like, whatever.
I would wear this, too, but...
I'm going as a referee.
Hank's going as a dead football player,
Oh.
Oh, my God.
What?
Nothing, nothing. Just go-go get dressed.
We have to go.
What's going on?
I'll just tell you in the car.
Just get ready. Let's go. Come on.
All right.
LITTLE HANK: They got me!
TRAVELLE: Oh... my... goodness!
Are... you...
(laughing)
My nuts!
I'm excited as hell to go to my first Playboy Mansion party,
because I'm not gonna be the only mansion ***
going up there-- Travelle, Jamal and Jordan
are all gonna be going with me.
And you know Travelle as being my best friend,
but Jordan and Jamal are two of our head trainers
at the facility, and these two are very funny.
All I know is, tonight at the Halloween party,
things are gonna get very crazy.
What you think, Hank?
The squirrel and monkey's a good look?
Y'all are awesome, dude-- that's hilarious.
The tail is killer, man.
I can't believe how real that looks.
This ain't bad for last-minute, man.
WOMAN: Do you want to look in the mirror?
JORDAN: I have a feeling my tail's...
Oh, yeah. His tail might deflate.
Excuse me...
I like this, I like this.
I'm gonna go put on my outfit real quick.
This ... gonna be fun tonight, man.
JORDAN: I'm so excited.
KIRA: Have you ever brought up being painted again?
Like, you remember how, like, at the mansion, you got painted?
Have you ever talked about doing that again?
Not that I remember.
I talked to Hef not too long ago, and I joked about it.
You j... Okay, well, so he tweeted this,
like... recently.
"Kendra is coming to the Halloween party painted--
similar to the way she was when I first met her"?
What the ...?
That's how I actually met Hef, was being a body-painted girl.
You look clothed,
but you're not.
You're completely naked.
Why did Hef tweet this?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't agree, I didn't agree to body... be body-painted.
KENDRA: It was a joke.
And I said, "Who knows,
"I might come painted,
the way I first met you."
You know, I'm, like, I'm just, "What if I come painted?"
Okay, yeah, but, like, whenever you joke
to me about certain things, like, I assume it's happening.
You know, when you're, like,
"I could do this," and it's, like, insane,
like, it's probably gonna happen.
So maybe he didn't know
you were joking.
I'm always gonna say paint.
Think I should do it?
I know you want to get a little part of old Kendra back.
(men cheering)
Ready for this? Ready for this?
KENDRA: Hello?
HANK: Hello?
Hank, are you ready
for the party tonight?
What?
KENDRA: Uh, Hank...
trust me, I did not say
I was gonna go as a body-painted girl.
It was a joke.
Well, don't worry, Hank.
I'm not going body-painted.
We're gonna have a good time tonight with me with clothes on.
So we're all good. We're all good.
Let's move on. It's not gonna happen.
Let's have fun, babe. I love you.
I'm gonna get in my costume
and I'll meet you at the party.
All right, love you, too. Bye.
The fact that thinks Hef thinks
I'm gonna do that again is crazy.
I'm on my period, I have a ..., I didn't shave.
Like, it's just gross.
It's not gonna happen.
Yeah, we're almost to Jessica's house.
It was nice hanging out with you.
All right, girl, I'm out. Have fun tonight.
All right.
KIRA: Okay, there's Jessica. I got to run.
Um, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
All right. Bye, Kira.
Hey, girl.
Don't get too crazy.
JESSICA: Oh, we will.
What's up?
Ready to get down tonight?
Uh, yeah. Are you?
Yeah, you look hot.
You look really hot.
JESSICA: Oh, my gosh,
what's up with Hef's tweet about you going
as a painted girl?
(laughs) I know. That was hilarious.
When I read that tweet, I was like, "No way. No way."
Everybody calm the ... down. Calm the ... down.
It's a little rumor.
It's a little mistake that Hef made.
JESSICA: It's kind of a dare.
He's kind of daring you.
And if you don't show up in it, I think you'll... I don't know.
I think that'll kind of be, like... a letdown in a way.
I'm not getting body-painted!
(groans)
JESSICA: All right, Kendra, we're here.
I'm excited.
KENDRA: This looks good. It's great.
This is my first party back at the mansion,
and it's exciting because I have so many fond memories
at these parties. You know, very crazy,
fun-- I'm gonna end up being totally wasted
on top of a table somewhere.
You know, just like old times.
Hi. You guys look hot.
Yeah.
Wow. Hello.
Hi.
Hi, Kendra.
I'm tired.
(laughs): I've been painting all day.
KENDRA: Mark Frazier is
the one who body-painted me
my first time at the mansion.
You know, I got rhinestone'd from head to toe,
and he was actually the main reason why I met Hef.
So, what's your costume tonight?
JESSICA: She's gonna be a ref. Tell them.
You're gonna be a Hef ref?
(laughs): A Hef ref!
Yeah.
I'd rather paint it than do that.
I am always, uh, partial to the paint.
Look, I'll show you. We were gonna
paint a ref, and we didn't do a ref.
Oh, yeah.
What am I gonna do with all this ...?
Oh, yeah.
We can take this as high or as low as you want it.
SUSAN: It could even be connected.
Looks like the shirt's tucked in,
or the... the pant comes up higher.
Just whatever you want.
What's sexier, this or the paint?
I'm always gonna say paint.
You look good in paint.
Who says I'm doing this?
(laughter)
I'm not... who says... I-I didn't say I'm doing this.
Dude, this is not cool. I don't know what road to go.
My whole world goes still.
And I'm trying to think of the best thing to do.
Just try this on and see what it looks like.
Okay.
Yeah, I like that. I like it.
Why?
'Cause it looks more like a ref.
No, it looks more like a soccer mom.
Let's put this down...
and look at this one.
There you go. Okay.
This is... like, this is hotter.
Yeah, I like that.
Look how hot that is!
That's hot.
I don't like the stripe. Ugh.
It just looks like a black-and-white dress.
It's too tight.
Yeah, it's too tight.
I don't know. I don't like it.
(groans heavily)
This is the Playboy Mansion.
Let's have some fun. Come on.
Oh, what did Hef do?
I'm gonna kick Hef's ***, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm so mad at Hef right now. And here he comes.
If you guys are gonna fight, I'm gonna walk away.
What's up, Hef?
I like your tweet.
(Kendra and Jessica laughing)
Didn't know I wasn't supposed to.
(laughing)
Good to see you.
Wonderful to see you.
And you're having mixed emotions about, uh...
Well, well, it was a joke.
Well, for me,
it's all like a wonderful connection
to the past.
I mean, when I first met her,
it was down here, getting painted.
So you did do it on purpose.
JESSICA: I think it's sweet...
I think it's sweet, Hef.
I was in a very nostalgic mood.
Do you think I should... you think I should do it?
Well, I mean, obviously,
it's your decision.
Do you know I haven't been back to a party
since I've lived here?
Yeah, even to me.
And it's Hank's first party ever.
It's gonna be, like...
We're excited.
All right, Hef, YOLO!
I'm doing it!
Don't... nobody...
Nope.
Nobody... You don't stop me; I know you want to.
I'm making you.
I got that look from Hef. I got that...
Yeah, all right, all right, I'll do it.
I know you want to get a little part
of old Kendra back, and so do I.
And I will see you at the party.
Thank you.
Thanks for the tweet.
HEFNER: All right, darling.
All right, let's get painted.
(laughs)
Yeah, I heard you said yes.
Ah... (laughs)
I know.
Yeah, I'll do it, and I'll, like,
flaunt it and have fun with it.
I'm not gonna allow these hot girls
getting body-painted look better than me.
(laughs)
Good luck. I'm gonna go check on my radio show.
But you're gonna look awesome, and you're in good hands.
Hey, hey.
Arms out.
(gasps)
Being body painted is a huge process.
Okay, so step on out.
(gasping)
Turn a little bit, please.
(shudders)
Cold. (shudders)
Remember the first time you came up here?
Yeah.
That was fun.
Those were the days, though.
That was my first night here,
and you know what, I'm like...
I got to do this, you know?
Does Hank know?
I-I didn't really...
(laughing)
I guess I... I guess I should text him at least, right?
That's funny.
KENDRA: I thought Hank would think
that getting body-painted would be sexy.
Since in this very secure time in our relationship, I'm like,
he'll totally love it.
♪ ♪
HANK: Now that I'm finally in the party,
it is amazing.
And then the mansion-- just decorations everywhere.
I look to the right,
there's celebrities.
Over here on my left,
there's all kinds of crazy costumes.
Awesome.
This party is freakin' awesome.
♪ ♪
Appreciate it, dawg.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
MAN: Kendra! Kendra!
(excited shouts)
HANK: Maybe if you would've explained it to me
during your drive up there, like, "Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
This is what I'm gonna do," instead of just like,
"Hey, here's my ***."
***, you look hot painted.
...
♪ ♪
The next Playboy party, I'm going as a painted guy next.
No one wants to see that.
(groans)
You don't want to do Playboy in the magazine, but you go
to the Playboy Mansion naked.
You got to give us a heads-up next time
your wife comes out with her
*** hanging out.
You don't think it's awkward that they saw
Usually you're on my ... side.
You, Hank.
KENDRA: What the ...?
(groans)
(sighs)
Oh, my God.
Let's put our cars in the basket.
Babe.
What is this?
What happened?
It's my makeup.
Seriously.
No. No, it's okay. It's just makeup.
How much did you drink last night?
It's all over the bed, too, man.
What did we do last night? What happened?
What didn't we do?
Blood and white sheets don't go together.
I'm like, "Oh, my God!
What'd you do to me last night, Hank?"
I was a stallion.
KENDRA: I'm, like, checking myself.
(Hank chuckles)
Sexy.
(chuckles)
We ended up making up.
Everything went good at the mansion.
We came home and just had...
fun.
No. Well, we took a shower.
Your body paint came off. Hank, stop that.
Boo-boo.
No. I got a meeting.
All right. I'll take him this morning then.
So how'd you like your party last night?
Well, I mean, it wasn't exactly
what I expected my first party to be like,
with my wife being one of the painted ladies, but, uh...
I don't remember one thing.
Where's Rosa at?
She's downstairs getting everything ready.
Hey, go put that in there, see what she says.
I know, right?
(laughs) Okay. I'm gonna go do it.
(snickers)
(chuckles)
Rosa, can you help me with the sheets on my bed, please?
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
I murdered my husband.
(both laughing)
You'd believe if I murdered him.
KENDRA: Thank you
very much.
Hi. How's it going?
What's up?
Good to see you guys.
You, too.
(sighs)
Doing good.
Yeah. Had a good time at the-the party.
KENDRA: Yeah?
Oh, yeah, I tweeted. (laughs)
KIRA: Yeah.
KENDRA: I'm like,
"Wait, how'd you see?" Oh, yeah.
Well, we saw along with the whole rest of the world.
Yeah.
Good. You saw my ...?
Well, I didn't really want to see your ...,
and I'm sure a lot of the people you work with
don't want to see your ...
KENDRA: You would have never known if
you didn't know it was paint.
It was out.
For all to see.
It was just a moment that I had.
I was like, "You know what? I'm still young."
You know? When I'm 58 years old, I want to...
I know I'm gonna be like, "Man, I should've...
I should've done that when-when I had the opportunity."
I got my body back. I'm like, "... it."
And I look hot. Why not?
You know what I'm saying?
I think you just have to be careful
of, like, what actually shows.
'Cause, like, we get it. Like, you're painted.
But, like, when, like, your nipples are ...,
you can see it.
Like, we get it, but, like, you just
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You said you weren't gonna do it anymore,
so, I mean, why-why are you doing it?
Like, you...
you don't want to do Playboy in the magazine, but you go
to the Playboy Mansion for what's pretty much
a public party and you're naked.
I think I do still have those, like, "... it" moments.
Like, there's still that little piece of fun girl left in me
that every now and then there's gonna be a moment like that.
That moment wasn't for business.
That moment was for me, you know what I'm saying?
I think that was for me to get over.
But your business is the public,
so if you're gonna have a private moment,
don't do it in public.
TRAVELLE: So, guys, so we got
our, uh, 2013
NFL Combine Training Program getting ready to start.
We got to really pay attention to detail.
We got to really focus on,
you know, getting the athletes better,
getting 'em leaner, getting 'em stronger,
Can we...
postpone that a little bit and talk about...
last night a little bit?
That was...
HANK: Awesome.
It was--
And his costume.
(laughs)
First of all, my costume was fly.
I looked kind... I had, like, kind of a Prince-type...
JORDAN: You want to talk about fly,
Did you see our... You know?
Speaking of costumes,
you got to give us a heads-up next time your wife comes out,
Oh!
Hank, how do you let that even happen?
At the end of the day, Hank, that's your wife.
HANK: I know, but...
But nothing. That's your wife, Hank.
Let's drop this and move on with Combine.
HANK: I'm their boss,
their best friend. These are my close friends
right now, and I had no idea
that the guys were gonna get on me like they did.
Kind of caught me off guard.
Let's just get back to our Combine stuff, all right?
Let's just focus on the task at hand.
Moving forward, Travelle.
BRIAN: So, you're just really busy.
You have a lot going on.
Love Candy is going well.
Very cool.
And then we pitched you for a new show
that ABC wants to do.
So you did, obviously, Dancing with the Stars
for them.
Um, so it's another competition show.
What competition?
There's a couple networks that have been toying around
with doing celebrity diving shows.
Like-like scuba diving?
Like in a pool.
What?!
I...
Do you not know what diving is or...?
No. I mean, I-I...
I've seen it a couple times during the Olympics, but...
Right.
Are you kidding?
No.
At least it's not skydiving.
BRIAN: No.
I-I don't think I've ever in my life
stepped on a diving board before, ever.
But you can swim.
I can swim. I can...
Right.
It doesn't seem hard. I mean, I guess I can do it.
BRIAN: Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, time to send you on your way.
Bye. Thanks for coming in.
Keep the clothes on.
If they're off, don't take pictures.
(sighs) I get it. I get it.
All right.
BRIAN and KIRA: Bye.
What's up?
What's up, little mama?
How was work?
It was definitely one of those days.
Oh. Well,
my meeting with Brian and Kira went pretty good,
aside from some comments that were made.
Comments about what?
About the mansion party.
Speaking of comments...
Are you drinking?
Definitely need one. You want one?
No. I'm good with tea.
Tea ain't
strong enough right now.
They, uh, got onto me about
my costume.
'Cause I tweeted a photo in the mirror.
So they said I shouldn't have done that.
I'm like, "Pictures would have gotten out anyways."
You know, they were like, "On your account,
it doesn't look right."
And blah, blah, blah, all that ... crap.
Why is everybody so
... scared of some ...?
Why is everybody so scared of a ***?
Tell 'em how you really feel.
So what happened with you at work?
The guys were giving me ... all day, and...
What? About what?
Same topic. About you going topless.
Like they've never seen ... and *** before.
Are you ... kidding?
It's one, their boss, and two, the best friend.
I feel like everybody is, like, little ...
high schoolers. Like, they've never seen...
Kendra, I'm-I'm their boss, and their...
and I'm Travelle's best friend.
It's... You don't see it as awkward?
They're at the Playboy Mansion!
But they... That's other girls.
You don't think it's awkward at all that my...
that they saw my wife half-naked?
But they should expect it, because, you know,
that's where I come from, that's my...
That was my life before.
Everybody here I told that you weren't gonna do it,
so it caught everybody off guard.
They can't expect-- if we'd have known about it,
You couldn't even see anything.
You got to understand though, like,
well, how are they supposed to act... react around you?
The same way they do all the time.
The same old K-Dub that they know.
Why do they look at me any different?
Okay, but you say that, but how is that supposed to be for me?
Like, it puts me in a...
Okay, I feel bad for you that you had to go through that,
but at the end of the day, it was my choice.
They shouldn't get mad at you for my choice.
We're all grown adults.
We-we were going to the Playboy Mansion.
And if any place,
that would be where I would do it, so...
But it's... Yeah, it would be where you would do it,
but after you tell me you're not gonna do it...
So, what-what are you saying?
Why are you mad? Are you mad at me?
Or are you mad you got ... at work?
I was more upset now, because...
it was, you told me and you swore to me
you weren't gonna do it, and then just...
But we made up. You... I said sorry. We're fine, we're great.
It's, like, yeah, I understand why you did it to...
say, you know, like you said, you know,
"... you" to everybody, but it's like,
after sitting and talking today and catching hell
from everybody, I'm like, did you basically...
Am I one of those people you just said "... you" to?
You sound like ... Brian right now.
I thought we were cool last night,
and then you ... go into work, and next thing you know,
you're ... you changed.
So now I can't do what I want to do now?
You know, usually you're on my ... side,
Sides?
Who the ... Who-who chose sides?
How am I choosing...
How am I choosing sides?
I'm not mad.
I'm just saying, I'm stuck in the middle.
I ain't on nobody's side.
If I want to have one night of ... freedom,
I'm gonna do it. I'm a grown-*** woman.
It's just, it doesn't make sense to me, you know?
You, Brian, your-your gym,
Athletic Gaines can all kiss my *** right now,
'cause I-I can't deal with this, you know?
... this.
... everybody, okay?
Because I can do what I ... want
for one night of my ... life.
Everybody who's getting on about this can ... off.
You chose your ... side, you know.
Nobody chose sides.
... A, man. People are so dumb.
(sighs)
MAN: You got it.
Yeah, get out to the end.
No, I don't want to.
It's so scary.
Um, how was practice today?
It is one of the scariest things
I've ever done in my life.
Yes.
(woman screaming, people yelling)
Oh!
The kitchen's closed.
Leave!
(screaming)
(screaming)
Oh, my God!
(laughing)
(both laughing)
KENDRA: I really don't know what to think
about starting these Splash rehearsals.
On one hand, it's a new adventure. Why not?
On the other hand,
I really don't know what I'm diving into.
(laughs)
MAN: Kendra?
Up here.
Okay.
(gasps) Wow, you're kind of high up there, buddy.
Oh, my God.
I seriously did not know
how afraid of heights I truly was
until I started climbing those stairs.
Up and up
and up and up and up,
and my stomach just started curling and curling.
This is the ten meter.
Not even... (shudders) Who wants to do this?
(shudders)
Come on, let's walk out to there.
(laughs, gasps)
Oh, my God. Oh, God. Nah, uh-uh.
No, I have to hold on.
Oh, my God.
(gasps) Oh... my... God.
Come on.
This is 30 feet up.
Bottom of the pool's 50 feet down.
Come on.
This is insane.
I don't think there's any reason for me to do this one.
This is fully within your capability in six weeks.
I'm at least gonna try to teach you a dive and a flip.
(gasps)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You all right?
(laughs)
No! No! (laughs)
Not this one.
Going up to that diving board
and looking down might be the biggest nightmare to me.
I had, like, vertigo feelings.
Like, it was...
I felt dizzy, I felt like I was in a vortex.
Like, I felt like everything was spinning.
I had cotton mouth.
(sighs)
HUNTER: Let's go to three meter.
Come on.
You got it.
KENDRA: After climbing up to the ten meter,
I was so scared because I know the expectations are so high.
If I do the three meter, they're gonna expect me
to do the five and so on.
HUNTER: Yeah, get out to the end.
Bend at the waist,
hands towards the water a little more, little more.
Up on your toes. You got it.
Fall in.
I don't know.
Yeah, go. It's warm in the pool.
One, two, three, fall in.
No, I don't want to.
It's so scary.
(laughs)
Your ego would hurt more by not attempting something.
You're fine.
KENDRA: Diving is way harder than I ever thought it would be.
That voice in my head is, like,
... this.
Straight.
(Hunter laughs)
Ow! My ***!
(laughs): You all right?
(gasps) Ow!
... I'm not joking.
That ... hurt.
(whining): Oh!
I think I need to tape 'em down.
Okay, come on.
I have really big ...,
so, diving is not so good on my ..., 'cause, like,
I smash into something really hard,
and my ***, like, go into my armpits.
It hurts.
Oh!
All right, we're moving on.
Let's go over to the springboard.
Bring your hands up overhead,
up on your toes and fall in.
Squeeze your ears.
Any pain you feel is not gonna be that hard.
Fall.
That was great.
Let's do one more.
KENDRA: I'm in great shape.
You know, I work out every day,
but it does get a little tiring,
the fact that I have to, like, do something I'm afraid of.
Do it again. Do it again.
Do it again. Do it again.
HUNTER: Not so bad.
(laughs)
(laughs)
What the ...?
I'm gonna swallow this whole pool by the time we're done.
Why don't you call that a day.
KENDRA: The only thing I concentrate on
while jumping into the water is not getting water up my nose.
It just shoots up into my brain,
I feel it jiggling around in there,
and later on, when I'm sleeping, it comes out of my ears.
Thank you so much.
Just keep it up. We'll get over those... we'll get over that fear.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you. You, too. You, too.
Bye.
What the ... was I thinking
signing up for this?
Oh, my ***.
Hi, how can I help you?
Um, I have a pedicure
Two pedicures?
Yes. For two feet.
(chuckles) I'm just kidding. For two people.
Okay, sounds good. I'll get
you guys started right now.
Okay. Thank you.
Let's see.
Over here?
(chuckles) Thank you.
(sighs)
Oh, man.
Oh, I need this so bad.
Aw.
Let me
turn on the massage chair for you.
Oh, yeah. I need a massage.
I love you for having this massage chair.
This is...
this is what I need right now.
May I have your feet?
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. My feet.
Hi.
Get your *** over here.
I'm gonna sit right here.
Pick your color, girl.
KENDRA: Jessica is like my other half.
Well, I mean...
Hank is one half and Little Hank's the other half,
but Jessica's like the other half.
(laughs)
So, if I can't get ahold of Hank
or Little Hank, Jessica's there.
What's going on?
First day rough?
A nightmare.
'Kay, well, describe. How was practice today?
I really signed up for the worst thing
I could possibly sign up for.
I thought I could do this. Like, I really did.
But I didn't really
understand what diving was,
so I... I said, "Yeah. I'll do anything, you know?
Sign me up." So the first day I get there, I'm still, like,
with that mood. I'm like, "I can win this thing."
And then I stand up on the diving board
for the first time, and I'm shaking; I want to throw up.
It is one of the scariest things I've ever done in my life,
and I cannot quit.
Do you regret signing up for this?
(scoffs) Yes. I do.
But you can do it.
I mean, you are so tough.
My goodness. Are you kidding me?
That's what everybody's saying,
There you go. There you go.
Like, "You'll get over it. You'll get over it." Okay.
Does it hurt, like, when you dive?
KENDRA: Do you know how bad my *** hurt right now?
Oh.
JESSICA: Do you ever worry they might, like, pop?
Yes, I do worry.
JESSICA: That's scary.
This is probably the dumbest decision I've ever made.
Ah! Ah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
(quivering chuckles)
It sounds like you're having an ***.
(chuckles)
Can you do mine like that? Please? (laughs)
(Kendra and Jessica laughing)
I'm very, very lucky
that I keep getting asked to do
these shows. Like, this could lead
into something big.
With all this coming up,
there's no time for... for another baby.
ROSA: You want to sit over here?
(grunts)
Is this for Bella?
Which color you wanted?
What are you doing?
(laughs)
You need Papa's shades on, not Mama's shades.
Here, put these on, boy.
ROSA: Yeah, look cute.
Fantastic.
Mm-hmm.
HANK: Let's take one to Mama, Hank.
All right, let's go make Mama happy.
We'll take her a smoothie.
Here you go, Hank. Carry yours.
All right. Come on, Hank.
Come to Papa.
Papa has a smoothie, too.
That's a good boy, Hank.
We have smoothies for you.
Aw!
That's... Thank you.
Thank you. I knew I heard the blender.
I have a popsicle.
HANK: It was his idea to get a smoothie.
Hi, my sweet boy. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Stop!
HANK: How you doing?
I am beat.
(knocking, Rascal barking)
KENDRA and HANK: Yeah?
(barking continues)
HANK: Come, come.
KENDRA: Sure.
Hank, bath time.
Oh, go take a bath, brush your teeth, okay?
HANK: Yeah, go brush your teeth and take a bath.
No, I want you to take me a bath.
I'll come in there in a minute.
KENDRA: I'll be right there, boo.
Thanks, Rosa.
KENDRA: Thank you, Rosa.
Mm-hmm.
Ugh! What did I just get myself into with this Splash, babe?
I am so beat. I...
My body is, like... on fire.
Like, I am, like...
What is wrong with it?
Why are you...? Why is it so bad?
I am sore. I am sore!
Where? Right there?
Bad?
Yeah. Can... can you do something, please?
Where at, like...?
Ew! Sweaty armpits!
You... Ew! You want a massage.
You got some sweaty armpits.
Ugh!
Where are you sore?
Yeah. I like this.
I really, really like this.
Ooh!
Keep talking.
Deeper, deeper.
(whispers): Oh, my God.
How long is Splash again?
We have a lot coming up, babe. A lot, you know.
I'm very, very lucky that I keep getting asked
to do these shows.
You know, it's big for us. It's...
Like, this could lead into something big.
Like, bigger.
Like, I'm so happy
that I'm getting these oppor...
these huge opportunities like this.
Like, it really means a lot to me.
HANK: Definitely got to make the most of every opportunity.
That's something I've always believed in.
You know, we do have to get while the getting is good,
like Too Short says. You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm gonna look like this once.
But, anyways, with all this coming up,
there's no time for... for another baby.
I just now thought about it. Like...
There is so much pressure on us about baby number two.
Why are people so concerned about us getting pregnant
and stuff like that?
I mean, seriously.
Because of how handsome Little Hank turned out,
I'm sure people want to see what our next result would be.
They'll look just like me again.
(laughs)
So we'd have to find the right time, but...
The time for us will be right when it's right.
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You signed up for Splash.
Yeah, that.
Don't think.
It's so much higher up here.
First time I'm attempting to do this inward dive
will be at the competition.
This was the moment of truth.
Know you got to talk to her agents about all this stuff.
Kendra's my wife. I'm pretty sure I don't
have to talk to her agents about moving here.
Ooh.
Um, I don't want to break my neck.