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Oh... Isn't that...?
Hina-sama Hina-samaaa Misfortunous! Hina Hina Hina
It's Hina and her groupies
She's got a respectable charisma now
[*mob mob minor characters mob mob*] Well, I'm the one who raised her...
[*mob mob minor characters mob mob*] She totally feels like a hybrid~ [Note: A Japanese viewer would guess that Alice meant to say "thoroughbred"]
Hina-samaaa please receive my misfortune!!
*stare* Hina-samaaa, please receive my misfortune!!
So jealous...
So jealous... [Parsee Mizuhashi School Charisma Ranking 29th place]
Touhou no Nichijou
Episode 5
paru paru paru paru paru Episode 5
A jump to the top from a low ranking. So jealous...
A jump to the top from a low ranking. So jealous... She's well liked even though she's a goddess of misfortune. So jealous...
*paru paru paru* I mean, she's not even a real ***
*paru paru paru* She only goes half and still gets 3rd? What kind of judging standard are they using?
I feel a misfortunous look from you
You must be holding in a lot ♪
It's better to let out that misfortune you're building up ♥
I'll take it all ♥
I'll take it all ♥ What is this, hentai...?
Shut up, die (whisper)
....how misfortunous
W-Would you like to be friends with--?
What? Why?
What's the point of becoming friends with a goddess of misfortune like you? [Ahh...]
No way! [Ahh...]
M-Misfortune. Give me more misfortune...
Don't come this way! Go away!
So jealous... [Note: "Nitomashii" rather than the usual "netamashii"]
YAKOO! ["yaku" = misfortune] *nito nito nito* How dare she flirt so much with Hina!
YAKOO! ["yaku" = misfortune] *nito nito nito* How dare she flirt so much with Hina! * She's not
*nito nito nito* I make Hina a bento every day!
*nito nito nito* I make Hina a bento every day! * She doesn't eat it
I finally got rid of her
I finally got rid of her *Phew*
Oh, Mizuhashi
Student-watching again?
You're hard at work!
Found anyone to envy?
Shut up! Leave me alone!
Be careful on the way home!
[666 Ways to Become a Devil King By Estark]
[The next day]
*paru pru paru paru* She gets special treatment just because she has a darkness ability. So jealous...
*paru paru paru paru* That original eye design. So jealous...
Parsee-chan
*Hinana~*
Be paru paru to me *Hinana~*
D-Don't get close...! THUD
D-Don't get close...! Ahh, it's so misfortunous~ THUD
There you are, Hina!
Super ***!?
It's time to decide who the true *** is!
I'm not really a ***, you know?
[She's not listening]
*stare~*
(What a comforting stare...!)
I guess you want to join this fight, too...
Fine...
I'll beat both of you together
[M-1 Grand Prix, x month x day, School Courtyard]
in M(asochist)-1 Grand Prix! [M-1 Grand Prix, x month x day, School Courtyard]
Touhou M-1 Grand Prix
It's that time of the year again!
It's that time of the year again! murmur
It's that time of the year again! murmur [Tenshi ♥]
Touhou M-1 Grand Prix!
I'm your host, Aya Shameimaru There's no prelims! These masochists just decided on their own to compare how masochistic they are
The winner among them will be the not-so-shining Number 1 ***!
*GOGOGOGO*
Our judges are carefully chosen super sadists!
Father Kotomine, this is your first time as a judge. What do you think?
Father Kotomine, this is your first time as a judge. What do you think? Enjoying others' suffering...
is a vice that ought to be punished!!
is a vice that ought to be punished!! Why did you come?
The King of Evil, Frieza-sama, why are in your third form today?
The King of Evil, Frieza-sama, why are in your third form today? Ho ho ho, would you like to die?
Yuuka Kazami-san! How do you do!
Yuuka Kazami-san! How do you do! Do crows make good fertilizers?
Let's just get this started, then!
First round...
is manjuu-eating race! But! These are no ordinary manjuu! [Hurry!] [Yu] [Fu fu!]
Each one has an outrageous stuffing inside!
By the way, the manjuu are designed after the youkai shrine maiden who is rumored to haunt the ghost shrine!
I'm gonna kill you
DASH
And they're off! Parsee: Why? Why am I running?
[Yu yu yu Fu! Fu!]
[Yu yu yu Fu! Fu!] ROAR
Yuuuuu
Ms. Mizuhashi casually takes the lead! Yuuuuu
Now, let's what's inside!
Oh!!
It's a crayfish!
Shall I call it ruan fang xie baozi (soft fat crab dumplings) (manjuu with a whole soft-shell)!? © IRON WOK JAN! R
The fluffy manjuu and crunchy crayfish create a beautiful match!
They don't match at all!!!
Ms. Hinanawi seems to be enjoying every taste of that manjuu! nom nom
Ms. Hinanawi seems to be enjoying every taste of that manjuu! But she's eating Bhut Jolokia (three times hotter than habanero)!
Meanwhile, Ms. Kagiyama got lucky! She has a normal sweet bean paste manjuu!
Meanwhile, Ms. Kagiyama got lucky! She has a normal sweet bean paste manjuu! It's not misfortunous~
These people are such a pain!
In any case, there's the finish line!
Judges, please enter your score!
The points will be displayed on the electronic scoreboard behind them!
The points will be displayed on the electronic scoreboard behind them! Each judge can award up to 100 points, for a total of 300 points. First, Ms. Mizuhashi!
[Tyrrany] [A.C.] [Mapo]
2 points, 3 points, 0 points...wait, whaaat!!?
2 points, 3 points, 0 points...wait, whaaat!!? I told you it was out of a hundred!! How sadistic _are_ you!?
[5 points (2+3+0)] But I was the first one to finish... So jealous...
[10 points (1+9+0)]
[4 points (1+3+0)]
[4 points (1+3+0)] It wasn't misfortunous...
Sorry I'm late, I guess I drank too much!
What, you _just_ got here?
Should be fine, it's the M-1 today
So, how's it looking?
*cheer cheer*
Hm...?
Why is Mizuhashi in it?
Round 2 is boiling water bath contest!!
This hot bath of hell would make Cirno evaporate in an instant! How many seconds will they be able to take!?
*cheer cheer*
*cheer cheer* [Touhou M-1]
Then let's get started!
Don't push! ♥ Don't push, all right!!? ♥ [Famous line from the same contest on a Japanese game show]
Don't push! ♥ Don't push, all right!!? ♥ [Famous line from the same contest on a Japanese game show] Ayayayaya! Even though it's the same line, the nuance changes everything!
There!
Whoa!
SPLASH
Let's see how high she'll jump
Aya?
*BOIL*
Ohh! This is unexpected! Ms. Mizuhashi is braving it!
I thought she'd come flying out in an instant, but Ms. Mizuhashi is showing some guts!
Fufufu...not bad! [She went in on her own]
All right, this one has no problem at all! What's it gonna take to bring her down?
I'll pass ♪
Ayayaya! What happened, Ms. Kagiyama!?
*Hinana~* It's not an organic misfortune
*Hinana~* It's not an organic misfortune What's "organic misfortune"!?
25 (2+23+0) points for Ms. Hinanawi! It's a high score!
8 (3+5+0) points for Ms. Mizuhashi S...So hot...!
Ms. Kagiyama, 3 (2+1+0) points. Did the It's not misfortunous~
I don't want to ask, but what did you think, Frieza-sama?
I'd love to have her in the special force unit...
She'll go by Cheapi...
Yay, Tenshi-chan, you have a job!
Father Mapo, how was it?
I wanna go on a run...
I wanna go on a run... Get out!
Yuuka Kazami-san...!
The flower I planted bloomed recently ♪
Congratulations!!
The one who will determine the outcome of this match...is Kirei Kotomine
The one who will determine the outcome of this match...is Kirei Kotomine He hasn't given anyone a point...
Yes, you're right
This man has no passion... I'm sure he has no wish whatsoever...
Kirei Kotomine...who are you...!?
Yes, I'm not gonna comment!
[Two-person haori [kimono-like jacket] contest]
Aaan!?
Ug that's hot!!!!
Ug that's hot!!!! Why didn't you let me eat it normally!!?
WHIP WHIP
[Orthodox spanking]
This is what I was waiting for!
Bumoooooo!! ♥ [The Brazen Bull*]
Bumoooooo!! ♥ [The Brazen Bull*] * It's very dangerous for humans! Don't try this at home!
Ms. Hinanawi is strong! She's been running at the top!
[total points] Ms. Hinanawi is strong! She's been running at the top!
Ms. Kagiyama seems to have finally found her rhythm, but she still can't reach Ms. Hinanawi!
Hyahyahyahyahyahyahyahya!!!!
BI BIBIBI
Hyahyahyahyahya...!!
Hyahyahyahyahya...!! [Frieza-sama's Pecking Endurance Contest]
Ugaaaa...! ♥
Man, I wanna go again... [She already did it]
Ms. Hinanawi is furiously enduring it!
Ms. Kagiyama braved it until Frieza-sama got bored. Will she do the same?
(....th....)
(They're crazy...!)
(How can they laugh and endure this pain, so jealous...! I'm scared...jealous scared!)
(Th...They're gonna kill me..!)
Given the turn of events, her turn won't arrive...
Aya? What do you mean?
It's a simple reason, Airi
Who are you calling Airi?
She has already lost the will to compete, putting her in the position of a heroine
There will be no more dirty roles for her
There will most likely be a third party who will jump in to stop this...
That's what the intuition I honed as a soldier is telling me
[tattered]
[She competed as planned] [tattered]
Despite the weird man's predictions, Ms. Mizuhashi got totally beaten up!
I don't...
wanna...
How come I's gotta go through this? [↑ her native dialect]
I wanna go home...
SHIVER
SHIVER SHIVER
[Touhou--]
It's been an exciting M-1 Grand Prix, but we're now down to the last event!
It's been an exciting M-1 Grand Prix, but we're now down to the last event! Verbal abuse endurance contest!
Our special guest who will be in charge of verbal abuse
Our special guest who will be in charge of verbal abuse is Mr. Onionman!
Oh! Onionman heads right away to Ms. Mizuhashi!
You know, I can tell just by looking at you that you're unpopular
You know, I can tell just by looking at you that you're unpopular Wh-What!?
You don't have any friends, do you?
You have a nasty look in your eyes, and your fashion sense is weird. It's like some smart kid from the boonies who doesn't understand much came to Tokyo
You even spoke in your dialect. What, you think that's gonna make you stand out and become popular?
You even spoke in your dialect. What, you think that's gonna make you stand out and become popular? Wh...Wh...!?
Y-You think you can just show up all of a sudden and say what you want!?
Y-You think you can just show up all of a sudden and say what you want!? What do you understand about--
Of course I can't understand
You should be thanking me for spending the time to objectively analyze your looks. And you're getting pissed off at me?
Ku...
I mean, why don't you stop doing this "no one understands me" thing?
Are you making any effort to be understood? You're not, are you? You're just lazing around
BEEP
Ayaya?
Ayayaya! The judges are already entering their poin--
High scores!!? What happened to you all!?
[fidget]
I-I can't hold it anymore! I'm jumping in!
Ho ho, me too!
Me too!
Kirei: More! Exalt me more! Yuuka: You'd make a good fertilizer for the hyacinth Frieza: You look like you'd have low battle points... Onion man: Are you listening to me? I haven't been able to enjoy the conversation yet
U-Unbelievable! The judges have jumped into the contest to verbally abuse Ms. Mizuhashi!
How ridiculous can you get!!!? What the hell are you all doing!!!!?
Her battle points are low I'm getting excited just imagining your death! Ayayayaya! Fertilizer for the hyacinth ♪ My house was burned down--
What is this?
Why do I have to go through this!?
Is this punishment?
Is it because I've been envying people?
ZA Is this punishment for envying people!?
What do you want? Don't get in the way!
I don't care how much you abuse the masochists
But you know it, don't you?
She's normal
Of course we know!
So what!?
We're teaching her the joy of being verbally abused!
Soon enough, she won't be able to get enough of it!
We're molding this gloomy good-for-nothing into a masochistic pig we like
What is this, a hentai...? We're molding this gloomy good-for-nothing into a masochistic pig we like
What is this, a hentai...? You should be thanking us instead!
"Good-for-nothing"...?
Yeah! That's right! An indecisive chick with no talent whatsoever!
We're turning that trash into the very best ***!
I'm sure it'll be a good--
***
*** ***
SPIN SPIN ***
SPIN SPIN Misfortunous!
BOOM Misfortunous!
BOOM Gyaaaaaaaaa ♥
She has no talent...?
You have no idea what you're talking about!
Sure, Mizuhashi might be a bit indecisive...
But she's not a trash at all...
No, she's...
a genius at finding people's talents!!!!
[Kirei]
She's not like _you_ people, who only look for faults in people! [Kirei]
Ho ho ho, look at you talk
Don't get in the way
Let's play
Bring it!!!!
Man~
That was rough
Three against one sure isn't easy!
I never asked for your help...
How meddlesome...!
Sure, but...
I couldn't stand watching that, you know?
They're completely missing the point!
In all the events
In all the events you were the one who tried the hardest!
[SMILE]
[SMILE] You did well, Mizuhashi!
...she....
She was really watching me...!
*pull*
I want ramen...!
I did well, right?
I'm hungry...
All right!
It's on me! Eat as much as you want!
Hey, don't get so close! So jealous!
(...well....)
(Maybe it's not so bad once in a while...)
Touhou M(asochist)-1 Grand Prix
Onion Man...Unable to recover
Onion Man...Unable to recover Kirei Kotomine...heavily injured
Frieza...broken tail and right arm
Frieza...broken tail and right arm Yuuka Kazami...light injury
Hina Kagiyama...uninjured
Hina Kagiyama...uninjured Tenshi Hinanawi...uninjured
Due to the brawl mid-contest, no winner!
Due to the brawl mid-contest, no winner! The End
Based on work by Team Shanghai Alice
Manga by Kiyotaka Yukinadare
Currently being serialized in the daily Nico Nico Manga
Touhou no Nichijou
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