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And the next news...
Starter of Hüülooğap trend, pop singer
Sinan Akçıl has started recording for his new album.
Sinan's recordings are done.
What will we do? Are they going to mixing?
Nice!
Let's put them directly into the mixer.
OK. Done.
Take these and make them copied.
Sinan Akçıl's last album şopalabilibilibom
has broken sales record.
Therewith the government announced
that they are worried about people's state of mind.
The Hüülooğap trend that Sinan Akçıl has started
is getting bigger and bigger everyday.
The famous singer said that from now on
he will create his song with a blender.
Squeak squeak birdy birdy daddy daddy...
Nah I don't feel this.
Armpit hair armpit hair armpit hair armpit hair armpit hair armpit hair
I think this'll do.
The minister responsible for family members Ayşe Cümbüş
said that to stop Hüülooğap pop, national mobilization should be declared.
and stated that Murat Evgin's songs might be supported if necessary.
I will gladly support.
I even composed a song for it.
My father is Erol Evgin
As you see I'm bald
where are all those scented old love letters?
Love is a beautiful thing.
I composed Arka Sokaklar's (a Turkish TV series) soundtracks.
Stop it!
We couldn't stop Hüülooğap pop.
It has infected millions.
We too didn't want this thing to gone this far.
But for our country's sake we made this decision.
We are going to use nuclear weapons.
We apologize to our grandchildren.
May the God forgive us all.
Farewell my family.
I love you so much.
For you it's normal
But why the hell did I grow beard?
Normally grandmas have hair on their chins
but yours is something else Dürdane.
It could be radiation.
Now I have two ears.
I am starving.
I want to eat proper food.
Good old days...
When we had interned, we used to go harikalarmutfagi.com.tr
and look for a great recipe for dinner.
rolled pastry,
Circassian chicken,
keshkek...
Ah keshkek keshkek keshkek
I wish I could eat keshkek.
Did you prepare walnuts dear?
Here mom.
Give me the chicken pieces.
Since even you can do it too
I think this website is quite understandable mom
It will be quite understandable when I hit you with this rolling pin.
I'm kidding mom.
Ah keshkek keshkek keshkek
I wish I could eat keshkek.
We sent your father to the market
before the bomb to buy supplies,
look what he got.
Boxes of jellies and turnip juice.
But they were on sales love.
God damn you!
Why didn't you buy canned food or pasta like a normal human being?
Idıot!
He is still talking about sales!
Apocalypse is upon us, you are still a penny pincher.
I am sick of turnip juice.
Wait a second. Tosun is not here did you notice?
Really where is Tosun?
Never mind. He was an accident after all.
Don't talk like a moron Sabri.
He is our son.
He have to get out of here.
He ran out of water and food.
We ran out of water?
We had lots of it. When did we finish all?
How does water run out so quickly? I swear I don't understand.
What are we waiting for? Let's go and find Tosun.
What if
Out there is still dangerous?
So one of us should go and check first.
Yes.
Raise hands if you say the oldest person should go.
Yes.
*** you!
Yıldız
You too?
Shut it Zeki! Shut it!
Don't let the radiation in.
Dad it's nothing like that.
Don't talk too much chimp!
You know better then me?
My god!
I'm dying.
See? Your grandma ate the radiation.
May the lord rest her soul.
Sabri I think she is dying.
Why the hell did we send her?
Yıldız sometimes someone should sacrifice themselves.
Like the first monkey went to the space.
I don't believe this!
I don't believe this!
I am the first living thing who made it here.
When I get back
I want to see that jealous expressions in my stupid friends face.
Çiki you have no talent.
Çiki you cannot do anything.
What happened ha? What happened?
I am in space.
You may sit in your *** cages.
It's too hot in here.
It's too stuffy here.
Çiki! Çiki!
Nah whatever
At least we learned that there is no air in space.
Your grandma has become a mutant.
Let's kill it.
Let's kill it now.
Idiot!
I fell and hurt my knee.
Really?
Bullock!
Mom are you alright?
Since grandma is OK,
the danger has passed I guess.
Afet you talked to much in this episode
What are you doing? Are you seeing scriptwriter?
Actually Istanbul is a beautiful city.
Without traffic
and crowd
it's livable
otherwise it's too difficult.
This isn't scary at all.
Let's find something to eat.
Come on.
Leave us the food work for the love of god.
There is nothing here.
And there is no jelly.
Aaa! Isn't he Gültekin teacher?
Well if you don't let me pass physics god punishes you like this.
Aren't those standing men?
Are they still protesting?
***!
Zeki!
Teacher I swear I didn't do anything.
What's happening?
Oh god!
Ah! Why are you yelling?
Teacher I swear I work harder!
Shoo! Shoo! Get away!
What are we gonna do?
Like duet of Murat Boz and Soner Kabadayı (Turkish pop singers)
We are in a weird situation.
You couldn't love me You couldn't hold me
No bro I'm not singing this part.
Neither am I. I'm not a woman.
What is "you couldn't hold me"?
But either of us will sing it right?
I wrote the lyrics so, you’re gonna sing it.
Isn't two dudes' singing this song weird?
I think it's weird.
We will spit then.
The one who spits furthest wins.
The loser will sing that part ok?
*** it!
Well you are doing the idiotic dance parts.
Well ok. I can dance.
I'll save you people!
Orhan?
Take this you ***!
Let me go!
You *** mutant!
Sabri their weak spot is back of their ears.
Kiss there quick!
What?
Kiss their ears?
Kiss Sabri kiss!
Well nothing happened.
I kid!
You ***! Why did you make me kiss the mutant?!
I'm outta here!
Quick to the bus!
Zeki take the wheel!
Sabri open the door.
Afet flatter me!
You are the best brother Orhan!
I'll eat your lips up!
This guys is worse than mutants.
Maybe we shouldn't go with him.
Mom he saved us. He is fine, no worries.
Yes awesome!
I have the control!
My nipples got hard!
Yeah... He is a bit odd.
Lots of mutants are coming!
Dad I don't know how to drive.
Really?
Well I'm going to teach you.
Now
Put the key to that hole.
Start the engine!
You idiot groom!
Why don't you drive?
Are you a *** moron?
Is it time to teach?
Shut up woman! Don't come between a son and a father.
Yes Zeki.
Listen to me son
Put your foot on the clutch.
Gear.
Now, while taking your foot off the clutch,
hit the gas.
We didn't get Tosun.
We left Tosun!
Look at the glove box.
Next to the license.
Glove box?
Son what are you doing in there?
Hit the gas! Son hit the gas!
You stalled the car!
Are you an idiot!
Ok ok whatever.
Start the engine again.
Why are you starting the car when it's in the gear.
Declutch
Declutch
Don't yell at me dad!
Did you check the mirrors?
My dear god.
Please take Sabri as soon as possible.
Do you want paper tissue sir?
Can I clean sir? Can I clean?
Wow wow wow!
No student discount unless you wear uniform.
I did it! I'm driving!
Afet!
Kiss me!
Good luck kiss.
What are you talking about brother Orhan?
Let's put Orhan word aside.
Call me brother.
God! He is mad!
Aaaa!
Sinan Akçıl!
Didn't you die?
Eat this jerk!
What the...?!
Move Orhan!
Die you meat head!
Mom!
My husband didn't like them too.
We managed to survive.
Thanks to Durdane's varicosis.
Thank god she didn't show us.
God forbid!
Anyway
We heard the broadcast survivors did.
Lots of people gathered in Sinop!
They say there is food and water.
We are on our way to there.
By the way I think Orhan hitting on my daughter.
If I get more suspicious, I will beat the *** up real good.
Anyway I have to sleep now.
Maybe I see Burcu Esmersoy in my dream.
I hope!
Hop in you ***!