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What are you listening to?
I'm listening to my favorite song. I show you, I show you right now.
you ready? - ugggh!
Baby, baby, baby ohhhhh baby, baby, baby ooohhhh - ugh! Ohhh! Ugggh!!! no, no, please!
Oh my ears! - new Justin Bieber baby!
Harrro! Peter Chao here! So as you all know, Justin Bieber has a new song. I have been waiting for this for so long...
For so long....NOT!
No baby baby! No baby baby! Please stop! Just stop! STOP! STOP! STOP! - Baby, baby, baby ooohhhh Baby baby, baby ohhh and I always thought you'd be mine!
So I want to talk about this video. Why the *** are they dancing at a bowling alley?
You're supposed to bowl at the bowling alley, you're not supposed to dance at the bowling alley.
There is a difference between the two. One of them you go to bowl and the other you go to dance.
You don't dance at the bowling alley, and you don't bowl at the dancing alley. It's very simple.
If you want to dance, then step up to the street. What if I wanted to start bowling?
I can't. I can't start bowling because Justin Bieber and his stupid White *** friends are taking up all the lanes.
If you want to dance, feel free, there is nothing wrong with dancing, just don't dance on my *** alley.
So Justin Bieber, you think you're the only one to get the mudabitches to come flocking to you? Think again.
Because all the mudabitches are still going crazy for me, for Peter Chao!
Peter Chao is so cute! So if any girl tries to flirt with him, I will kick their mudaass!
So Justin Bieber, it's not all about you, it's a little about me too!
Because at least for me, I don't make the three year old cry
Why are you so sad, honey? - Because. Cause why?
Because I love Justin Bieber
Why do you love Justin Bieber? - Because I know he loves me back!
She's three! One, two, three!
You do know you're only three, right? - Yes Mommy, I do.
This is wrong, I'm just saying.
So wrong. See when you're a big time celebrity, this is the kind of influence you should have on a three year old
Harro! Peter Chao here! I'm gonna get a girlfriend! A sexy girl! [laughs]
You see how happy he was? This is what happen to the people you influence.
[crying]
AIIIEEE YAAAAHHH!!! You see if I had a baby Chao, and it was a girl Chao and I find out that she like the Justin Bieber
I would immediately give her the pegasus kick to the face until she fall down like a soccer ball.
Anyway I want your feedback. What do you think about Justin Bieber's new music video Baby?
So leave your important comment below. And also, all you teenybopping hating mudabitches you also leave your stupid comment below
so I can go to it and give it thumbs down! Chao Outside Mudafucka!
Are you ready? One more time!
Baby baby baby OHHHHH (x2) you break my heart first time! - SHUT UP! Oh! Headache! Please shut up! Don't sing louder!