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Taking a pregnancy test for now reason.
[Music]
What is up, my beautiful humans.
My name is Kennedy and today is Monday.
First, before we begin I wanna just say that the day I'm recording this video: on Sunday
it is my grandfather's birthday.
And tomorrow it is my brother's birthday.
The day that this video comes out.
So I just wanna say "Happy birthday to you," to both of them.
But secondly, and more relevant to other people watching this.
Normally I give advice to you to interact in awkward social situations, but my brand
is the Stay Awkward brand so while I may not be giving advice I always do something awkward.
Take a pregnancy test, for no reason.
Yes, I discovered Dollar Tree because I am from Anchorage, Alaska.
And in Alaska we do not have Dollar Tree.
I discovered it about a year ago, and I realized that it is my favorite store ever.
Cause unlike the dollar store that we have in Alaska, everything is actually a dollar.
They don't even have price tags, you just assume that everything is a dollar.
And in Dollar Tree in like the health and wellness aisle, they had a bunch of these
tests.
And I've been looking at these tests just thinking: that would make a great video.
So today I'm going to take these three tests.
They are a pregnancy test, a drug test, and an ovulation stick.
Why am I doing this?
No reason, I was just curious.
And I've never used one before and I've only seen them used in the movies and I just wanted
to do it, okay.
So yes, how this is going to work is I'm going to take the pregnancy test, the drug test,
and the ovulation predictor.
And then I will show you my results and talk about the situation.
It only just occurred to me that I need to generate enough pee for three sticks.
Alright, let's do this.
Drug test first.
98% accurate.
A dollar at the dollar store.
I love the dollar store.
Probably a good thing to read the instructions.
Accurate results with only 4 easy steps.
Collect urine in a clean cup.
I don't have any plastic cups and I am currently staying with my grandfather, so we're not
gonna do that.
Take the strip out after a minimum of 10 - 15 seconds.
I don't know if I can pee for 10 - 15 seconds straight.
Well I can but I haven't had anything to drink in like an hour.
Uh read results in five minutes.
Do not read results after more than 5 minutes.
If it can't last for more than 5 minutes than how accurate is this test.
Like, bruh.
So that is the instructions and we're already not doing it correctly.
So this test isn't going to work.
To be completely honest with you, I have smoked marijuana before.
I've only done it twice and that was over a year ago.
So this is going to be negative.
And if it is positive then, I don't know, maybe I got contact high.
Which as far as I know isn't a real thing.
Beauty guru thing.
Can you see it?
I'm over here being Grace Helbig.
I already forgot the instructions.
THC.
So apparently this isn't a drug test, liars.
It is a marijuana test.
They told me I was supposed to peel it off.
Oh, no.
I only have one of these so I already messed this up.
Alright, well let's do the pee test.
To be clear, I have never doing anything like this before, peed in a cup ever, so this is
going to be weird.
Watch it just miss the stick completely.
I'm not a boy, I can't aim.
That was like two seconds.
Alright, it sort of got on there.
And I also got a little bit of period blood on there.
So I'm going to down my huge water bottle and uh I will see you in a couple minutes.
Got my water bottle and look, lipstick.
Honestly, the THC one doesn't look like it's doing much.
It was not submerged for more than a second and a half.
Look at me trying to be BuzzFeed.
Why don't I have to pee yet?
See I feel like something is happening, but it's just because there's a dot of my period
blood on there.
And if you think that's gross that I'm talking about period blood, uh you can leave my channel.
Because I talk about inappropriate and awkward things all the time.
Although you can watch the rest of this video, and then leave your hate comments in the description
below and then dislike this video.
Uh because your engagement helps me out a lot.
So.
If you can't handle me talking about period blood, leave your hate in the comments.
Leave your hate.
I want your hate.
Give me your hate.
I need the views.
Okay, I'm starting to have to pee.
Enough pee for 10 - 15 seconds, probably not.
Although I have had sometimes where I've peed for a long time and it's literally lasted
like a minute.
Like my pee can go for days.
Get you a girl who's got legs for days and pees for days.
You can drink too much water so I'm just gonna let my system do its thing.
I didn't do this right.
Invalid if a color band is not visible in the control c region or if a color band is
only visible in the test t region.
The test is invalid.
Another test should be run to reevaluate with a new specimen.
Alright, so let's go over the results of this test.
Umm...
Literally nothing.
Literally nothing, it's invalid.
Ah part of the reason is because I lifted the adhesive.
So I broke the test before I even took it.
Another reason is I didn't know you had to submerge it and I didn't buy like a Styrofoam
cup or anything.
A red Solo cup.
Red Solo cup.
So ah, yeah.
If you're gonna take the test, read the instructions before you buy it and have the materials available.
So that test was a dud.
Nothing happening.
Alright, so, that test was bogus.
I should probably throw this away in my trash.
Next let's do the pregnancy test.
Hopefully I don't need a cup for this.
Collect urine sample in a clean dry glass or plastic cup.
So I feel like I have enough pee to take this test now.
I'm going to do something that you probably shouldn't do if you're actually concerned
if you're pregnant.
Uh I'm not going to do the plastic cup.
Because gross.
This isn't my own apartment.
If I were living by myself I would totally do it, but this isn't my own place so I'm
not gonna do that.
I'm gonna try just using, collecting urine straight out of my body with the eyedroppers.
Obviously I'm not gonna show you that part.
But you, you'll see my face as I'm doing it.
Whoo!
How you gonna have more instructions inside the box.
Keep out of reach of children.
Well, if you didn't have children before you get a positive on this test.
We're gonna try this, if it fails it fails.
I feel like I could also like pee on toilet paper and then take droppers out of that.
But this way is more fun.
No, we're gonna do it that way.
I'm going to show you the toilet paper cause that's just gross.
You know, the first time I did this, I had enough pee.
I just realized how ultimately gross this is.
But I don't care.
Okay, we got something.
We got something.
Look there's like nothing in there, by the way.
Don't be grossed out, there's like nothing in there.
It asked for three drops, I gave it one.
Okay, I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna throw this away.
Now we wait three minutes.
Or you know, we start the other test.
This is the ovulation predictor.
For reference, I am currently on like day 5 of my period and before that I went like
46 days without it.
Collect urine sample in a clean dry glass or plastic cup.
We all know I'm not gonna do that.
Literally nothing happening on the pregnancy test.
Great, also invalid.
So we're gonna do the same thing we did for the pregnancy test and use the toilet paper.
Don't worry I will wash my hands.
Can you work, please?
That seems like enough.
It seems like enough.
So now I finished peeing and we wait.
[Sink in the background]
Don't worry seat is down.
I'm no longer naked on the bottom half of my body.
So how you doing, how are the kids?
Literally nothing happening on the pregnancy test.
Ovulation stick's still got a couple minutes, but it's basically the same as the drug test.
If there's a line on the c negative, or it's the opposite of the drug test apparently.
Uh if there's two lines it's a positive, if there's no line it's invalid, and if there's
only a line on the t it's invalid.
And it's looking pretty invalid for the pregnancy test.
Watch me get demonetized for this video.
But you know what, I don't make money on this channel anyway so it doesn't matter.
Uh as long as I don't get this video blocked so please don't flag me.
No lines.
I feel like this video, I could also put review in the title so it makes some sort of sense.
So I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna put review in the title.
Pregnancy test, drug test, and ovulation test dollar store review I guess, I don't know.
Reviews are a thing.
I watch Matthias.
Yeah, it's been about three minutes on the pregnancy test so I'm gonna say that's also
a bust.
And also, if all these tests are invalid, it's not my fault, it's the dollar store's
fault if I put review in the title, so.
It's been about three minutes on the ovulation test too so, nothing going on.
Invalid if there's nothing on it, so.
Yep, invalid.
So obviously, A, do what the instructions tell you to do so you have enough pee for
these tests.
Also, if you are genuinely trying to get pregnant, or if you genuinely think you might be pregnant,
either go to a doctor.
And there are clinics where they will test you if you're pregnant for free, so not going
to the doctor is not an excuse, or i you don't wanna go to the doctor first, you can always
get a little more expensive pregnancy test than one dollar.
You know, don't get your pregnancy test at the dollar store.
Go to the convenience store.
There's probably a better test there for you.
I essentially peed on the internet so this video wasn't that much of a bust or was it,
I don't know.
But I know I'm not pregnant because I'm a ***.
I'm assuming I'm not ovulating because I'm on my period, I threw the drug test away already
but I know that I don't have any drugs in my system.
Not even Tylonal or Ibuprofen.
So now let's go to the end screen.
I was gonna be so mad if my mic wasn't on.
Like seriously.
Well, that was a kind of a bust.
But now that this video sort of turned into a review.
Like I said in the bathroom, don't get your test at a dollar store, kids.
Go to the convenience store or go to a doctor.
But as for the results I was expecting, I was expecting not to have marijuana in my
system because I haven't done it in over a year.
Not just a year, it's been like two years.
Like it's been a long time since I smoked pot, so there's no, it's not in my system.
It's been out of my system for a really long time.
I was expecting not to be pregnant because I am a *** and on my period, but again
you can still get pregnant while you're on your period, so just.
And then ovulation, I'm not 100% sure how that cycle works.
But I feel like because I'm on my period, I'm not ovulating.
Nothing.
Nothing.
And as for the drug test, I already threw it away.
So this was my review of dollar store tests: pregnancy, drug, and ovulation tests.
If you like this video, let me know in the comments down below what you liked about it
or if you have also ever taken drug store tests before.
I don't know.
Talk to me in the comments down below.
I reply to everybody so just talk to me.
Let's start a conversation.
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