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Are you still a *** ?
Built like a shrimp ?
But you want to pick up chicks !
Text « beach » to 083215 right now
And receive immediately Mister Tristan’s beach guitar method
WARNING: EXCESSIVE *** ACTIVITY IRRITATES THE GENITALS
Start by singing your broken loves
Something that talks about a you and me in the past
Just to get noticed
continue with a good old Marley, if there are hippies, that wil do it
A guitar in the Summer, a beach and singing,
A campfire is the perfect girl trap
No need to be good,
Noooo!
If the sun is setting
you've got to take advantage of it
it's time to give it all, usin’ your :
waouoouoouoh yeahyeah
but the real trick, I'm gonna tell you,
listen up and you'll pick up
A minor, F, C, G, I am
The beach guitarist, shore ***
A minor, F, C, G: that's enough
4 chords for a "corps à corps" I say
A minor, F, C, G, I am
The crooner of umbrellas
A minor, F, C, G, she follows you
All the music hits of her life, 4 chords and they scream
but cute chicks aren’t all docile,
No,no,no,no,no,no!
and it won’t always be easy,
especially when it rains
However, from the dawn of time, all the wankers, the bohos, use this formula :
4 cheap chords, let me entice you, taste my chorus baby,
and I’ll pack up
A minor, F, C, G, I am
The beach guitarist, shore ***
A minor, F, C, G: that's enough
4 chords for a "corps à corps" I say
A minor, F, C, G, I am
The crooner of umbrellas
A minor, F, C, G, she follows you
All the music hits of her life, 4 chords and they scream
‘Cause, maybe someday, I will become a star too
And on the beach all the little morons will want to sing my song
really cheesy enough
to get hit by big taxes
I’ll pay my 75%,
however, i will be happy
I’ll be fashionable, I’ll snort coke with Thierry Ardisson
I wanna to be famous so that mom she has a more beautiful house
It’s really going to be a big hit
there is no reason, considering my chorus
it is similar to those, listen carefully :
# matchup of french hits with Am F C G chords #
chorus ad lib