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A new form of television is here.
- Valentines Day.
The day, where your forced to see ugly couples making out in public.
(girl screams)
Or if your like me, and you don't leave the house, your forced to watch
your dogs make out with their balls.
Ugh. You thinks he ever get's tired of that?
- I'm sorry what?
- Yeah. This house is just full of romance.
Anyways, I'm actually a pretty big fan of Valentines day.
I mean, even if I'm not in a relationship,
I still like to give gifts to my friends.
- (Ned) So I really didn't know what to get you,
so I just got you chocolate.
- (S-Deezy) Fo' real? Man that's what I got you.
- Really?
- Yeah. Yo Chocolate!
- Which one of you *** is Ned!?
- He's right there.
- Hope you like nuts ***!
What? I was just making sure he didn't have allergies.
These box's of chocolate said, they may contain nuts.
I'm just trying to be careful.
- Man, that's why I love you.
- Wanna eat some chcocolates?
- Hell yeah!
(Rihanna - We Found Love playing)
- Aah, akward friendships, the best. Almost as akward as those creepy
fotographers they use for middle school picture day.
- (Shananay) Wow, wow, wow. Hold on Selena Homez.
I'm a have to take that again.
- Oh, did I have my eyes closed?
- No, but maybe you should girl 'cause
right now, it's looking a little crazy.
And you know what? Why dont you take off that Jacket?
'Cause right now I can barely even see your little nipples.
And I'm pretty sure you have some metal food in your teeth.
Either that or you got mouthfucked by a robot. (laughs)
Which I've done before. I wonder what my old robot is doing right now.
- Oh yeah, you like that, you like that?
- Yes.
- Say my name ***, say my *** name!
- Shananay.
- What?
- Melfuction, Robot Melfuction.
- I am not falling for that again you ***! (crying)
(No Doubt - Don't Speak playing)
- He might not have a heart, but he has mine.
- Are you gonna take my picture?
- Oh sorry girl, I mixed up my purple gatherade, with this
purple 99 cents store mexican house cleener today so,
I've been having some crazy hallucinations.
- Uh that sucks.
- It sure does magical Nicki Minaj eating unicorn throwing up rainbows.
(Nicki Minaj - Super Bass playing)
- Wow, if school picture day wasnt scary enough.
So all, in all I had a good Valentines day, and I'm kind of
sad it's over. I mean, it's a holiday about love, and no matter
how much you hate to admit it, somebody in this world loves you.
Including me. So speaking of cheesy love, I thought it would be fun
to do a little contest, I'm gonna give you guys
a beginning of a poem and then you have to finish it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Miley Cyrus is..
So I'll be lookin through the comments and all you guys' poems
and the funniest one will get.. A frame signed picture of Shananay.
And I'm giving this away because if I kept it, well that would be
a little to weird. Even for me. Allright you guys, I hope you had fun
have a good week, I will see you every single day on my iPhone channel
and remember, I love you so much. So much it hurts. Auh! Bye.
(I want your bite by Chris Crocker playing)
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