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l mean, l killed 1 5 ofthose buggers, sir. At home, they'd hang me.
Here, they'll give me a *** medal, sir.
[Trumpeting ]
[Trumpeting ]
[Trumpeting Continues ]
Ahem.
Sory, sir. Thankyou, Sergeant Major.
Mm-hmm.
Look !
My God ! It's huge !
[ Growling ]
[ Indistinct Shout ]
Uh, don't shoot. Don't shoot. We're not a tiger.
Uh, we werejust, um--
Why areyou dressed as a tiger ?
Hmm ? Oh,why,why,why?
Ha ! Isn't it a lovelyday today ?
- Answer the question. - Oh, we werejust--
Well, actually, we're dressed like this because--
Oh, no, that's not it.
Oh, we did it fora laugh. Part ofa spree. High spirits.
- Simple as that. - Nothing more to it.
Well, actually, we're on a mission for British Intelligence.
There's a pro-czarist Ashanti chief--
No, no, no, no. Uh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. We're doing it for an advertisement.
Ah, that's it. Forget about the Russians.
Uh, we're doing an advert forTiger Brand Coffee.
''Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer a cup ofit to real meat.''
- Now, look-- - All right, all right.
We are dressed as a tiger because he has an auntie who did it in 1 839.
This is the 50th anniversay. No. We're doing it for a bet.
God told us to do it.
We're inmates ofa Bengali psychiatric institution,
and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets.
[ Perkins ] It doesn't matter !
lt doesn't matter wh_ they're dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg ?
Good thinking. Well, haveyou ?
- Actually-- - Yes ?
We were thinking of training as taxidermists.
We wanted to get the feel ofit from the animal's point ofview.
Now look, we'rejust asking you ifyou've got this man's leg.
- A wooden leg ? - No, no, a proper leg.
He was fast asleep, and someone-- or something-- came in and removed it.
Without waking him up ?
- Yes. - l don't believeyou.