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Hi, I’m Jon, proud representative of the sponsors of racial oppression and social segregation.
Are you a fan of media or culture created by black people…
...but not a fan OF black people?
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Diet Black People wants you to know that it’s okay to appropriate black culture.
It’s okay to like things black people have made…
...and not particularly like the people that made them!
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