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On this episode of Scott VSBox, I open up Lost Planet 3 on Xbox 360. With special guest,
star of the game, Bill Watterson!
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(SINGING)
(EXPLOSION)
This is Lost Planet 3 on Xbox 360. Space boogers, space boogers.
That happens a lot. Cause you're in the snow, so you get space boogers all the time.
Yeah, space snow boogers.
That makes sense. This is the first time I'm doing it, so you can see I'm not a liar face.
You see the real face. This is you!
I know, it's really weird.
This is your dome!
It's really weird, it's looking, it's looking right at me.
You got chapped lips right there.
Well, it's cold-
His lips are fine.
I used some of the lip balm you unboxed.
I gave it away. No, it's not like whoa! No I gave him lip balm. You come here, I give
you lip balm. I give you lip balm, for this, cause this is guy need it. So you're, you,
this is Jim Peyton, this is the character right?
Yeah. Yeah, that's the character that I embody.
So you carry what, a gun?
Gun!
I carry a knife.
Ooh, hey now.
Uh, so this is you, this is you uh, this is your eye,
Yeah.
This is space, what planet is that?
That's, um, Clockimus. six.
I think it's the Lost Planet.
No, I'm on the Lost Planet, that's the planet over my shoulder.
Seems found.
It's Clockimus Six.
Clockimus Six? Where's Clockimus Five?
Uh, northern Oregon.
That's true. That is a biometric mechanical suit, had it got a name?
I call it the rig.
Oh the rig.
I call her Gertie.
That's what I call my wife.
I call her Gertie because in the script it says that Jim calls her Gertie. So I was like
BLEEP, that's what I better do then.
Yeah, F. Uh, Capcom made this game, I like Capcom games, I'm a big fan, I've unboxed
many on the show. Uh let's see what we've got on the back. Special incentives. Oh there's
you looking at, what it that, a butterfly?
It's an Akrid!
Duh!
Duh!
They call it-
It's EDN 3, duh!
Space butterflies, it's the Akrid.
Akrid on EDN3, what they have is Akrid, duh.
Survival is not enough.
No you have to win, also. You also have to win.
That's what I say about beef jerky. It's not enough! Gotta win it. Uh, as a new arrival
to the foreboding alien planet of EDN 3, you must fight for your family, your colony, and
your dignity.
That was the toughest one.
What, why, do the Akrid pants you?
Yeah! They're constantly making fun of my big nose, my beard, they're saying I look
like Nic Gage-
Those are all compliments.
It's brutal. You reckon?
Yeah, I reckon. Uh,
Sorry, that was, I was getting in Jim Peyton, Jim Peyton mode there.
Much like this, it's an intense cinematic experience.
Yo! Put on your 3D goggles, nnnnnnnnnbefore. Uh return to extreme conditioning, uh I-
Uh just conditions I think.
I prefer extreme shampooing.
Pretty extreme conditions. Not conditioning, but. It's like a work out routine.
Oh, it is that. I like shampoo anyway. Uh-
Oh, I see, you were setting up the gag, and I blew it retroactively, it's alright, it's
a lousy gag.
Ten, yep, ten person online multiplayer, do you have nine friends?
No. Just you and me bud.
That makes two of us. Will you play online with me?
Uh, I will try, real hard to figure out how to do that.
Consistency of not wanting to play. Uh, visceral-
I can leave after this, right?
I can...stay. Visceral shooting gameplay on foot an mechanized mayhem in the utility rig.
Mechanized.
If you're from- Oregon. Uh, so it's got all these features-
Unbox it already!
Alright! It's the 30th anniversary of Capcom, that's exciting. what did you get them?
Um, a really cheap rate. For my acting skills.
Oh! Lucky Capcom! 30th anniversary. It's cheap rates. Oh, did you-
Open it!
Did you have to package all these?
Yeah.
Then you should be good at unboxing them.
Aah.
Oh, look at that! There's a game! Where did you put the instruction manual?
Huh.
You put the thing here, where's the-? You left out the manual.
Uh.
You think being the star of the video game.
Well I know what happens!
Oh, what happens?
Uh, I die.
(LAUGHTER)
There you go! Lost Planet 3. Where Bill Watterson dies! And Calvin and Hobbes live.
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