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Buzz: Take your Pick, whadda ya say?
♪Singer: The light sounds of Question FOUR♪
Alright, next up:
And this one's worth $2,000
The phrase "Once You Pop, You Can't Stop™" is not only the slogan for Pringles™ Potato Chips,
it's also a pretty good description of the Big *** Theory and the expansion of the universe.
(Guitar Riff) Take It! Eventually, the forces of gravity may overcome the forces of inertia from the Big ***.
The Big *** theory says the universe started off as a single blob with infinite density
which is what you'll be if you sit on the couch eating all day.
O.K. Pick a category.
(Race car noises) Announcer man: Number FIVE! (Crowd cheering)
And we call this one:
$3,000 for this one.
Get your fingers ready, here's one comin' at ya!
(Guitar Riff) Go for it! Geocentric goiter geek? No, that was a renaissance verse of Great Green Globs of Grimy Gopher Guts.
In case you're interested, here's the RIGHT ANSWER:
[Tauntingly] Rusty-Boogered King's Pet! [Normal] Brahe got his nose cut off in a Duel and had it replaced with one made of metal
I bet it sucked going through metal detectors at the airport.
How 'bout it? We need a category!
Excellent choice. It's time to play DIS or DAT!
The category for this Dis or Dat category is:
I'm gonna read off seven names, and for each one I want you to tell me if it's a Muscle in the human body or a Greek myth.
As you hear each one, it it's a muscle, press 1, if it's a Mythological Figure press 2, and to skip, press 4.
Ya get $500 for each right answer, and you lose $500 for each that you get wrong, or you just don't get to.
OK, Gimme 30 seconds on the clock.
Here we go.
(Cheers and applause)That's all 7!
Ya picked up 5! Not memorable, but not terrible.
Every little bit helps, Huh? Let's keep going.
Come on, we need a category.
(Church Bells, lightning, and eerie wind)
(Explosion)
Jack Attack time! When you see two words on the screen that go together, buzz in. If you're right, I give you $2,000.
If you're wrong, I take it away. And remember, Not all matches are equal. (Scary Voice: Remember The Clue)
It's gotta be a match that fits this Clue: (Lightning)
And you better do well here, or you'll be out on the streets. Do Good.
(Screams on Wrong answers, *** and Swoosh on correct answers throughout)
[Shouting] Well, that was what I call "crappy" except for that last one, let's check out your final score! That's the game!
(YOU DON'T KNOW JACK theme plays)
Player One, you ended up with less than nothing. I bet you feel a little bit like you just discovered your fly is down.
And if you're looking around to make sure nobody noticed, well I noticed, and I also noticed this:
Audience: YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!
(CAPTIONS BY BRYAN)