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welcome back to Watchin' Dem Stories once again i am your hostess Shetylenol
L'Advil Jenkins now i want to talk to you about fifty shades of gray
my home girl pontiac sunfire and we read this while waiting on our coffees at
barnes and nobles apparantly there is this chica named Anastasia is a
college student or something or other and meets this rich dude
i've been to college i went to everest institute and ITT Tech
No rich dude be wantin' to get all up in my kool-aid
if you are a rich dude who wants to sample my black cherry kool-aid holla
back to the story
obviously christian grey, the rich dude, is into some freaky ***
in my hood we call that *** domestic violence
but the white folks call it b d s m
if i showed up to a dudes place and i saw all those whips and chains and *** I
be thinking i am gone to be on a missing persons poster i can tell you why not
too many sisters are into this B-D-S-M ***, it's too damn close to slavery
i guess you can say that my ancestors were not slaves but submissives
really hardcore role-playing which nobody got off. if my man ever took a belt
to me he would be able to join the harlem boys choir after i'm done with
him
cam you say hash tag castrate a ***. apparently this E.L. James who
wrote this book is what is called a twilight mom
apparently this was originally a fanfic
so i guess edward was smacking bella around and some ***
if that stuff gets your basement flooding, you need help girl! now peeps if
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