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You don’t understand me sometimes do you..)
Don’t take cinema lightly, it’s your life.)
I have seen your film ‘Baazigar’
Kal ho na ho’, ‘Dil Se’, ‘Darr’
‘DDLJ’ turned me into a hopeless romantic
What brilliant acting in ‘Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa’
What brilliant acting in ‘Chak De India’
Even beat the critics with your ‘Swades’ performance
So then tell me clearly
What your problem is
Past few years
What’s gone wrong with you
Each and every performance of yours
Has disappointed me to the core
I was once your greatest ever fan
I was once your greatest ever fan
I used to shout this out to the cops of 11 countries
I was once your greatest ever fan
It is not just difficult but plain impossible to get hold of Don’s ***
I will not forget the terrible film choices you made
Till my last breath….Till my last breath
Why ‘Ra.one’?)
Why ‘Chennai Express’?)
‘Happy New Year’ turned the whole year into a sad one
I got a new job!)
Random weddings
You went and shook your bum
Got into IPL and neglected the real work
For the sake of promotions
You even went as far as appearing in the Gerua Parodyyyy
I was once your greatest ever fan
I was once your greatest ever fan
I used to happily bathe for 70 minutes every day
I was once your greatest ever fan
I get trolled on twitter
I get tagged on facebook
Google is full of memes
Of jokes on your films
People laugh at me through the mirror)
They scare the *** out of me in my sleep
Your madness cheated on me more than my girlfriend
Whatever you sold
I bought it all
Burnt holes in my pockets
Even sold my kidney
Being your fan has turned me from head to toe
Into one gigantic LOL
Even then…yeah!)
Because I…am!)
One mighty jackassssss
I want to give you one last chance to make amends
I want to watch ‘Fan’ and go crazy for you once more
I want to temporarily shut the haters up
Basically just like how in Indian Cricket,
a batsman after playing like *** for 6 months
scores a century and gets the license
to play like *** for 6 more months
the same way after doing 6 crappy films
I want to see you do 1 good film
and get the license to do 6 more crappy films from the people of this country
and LOL at them.
Fans who blindly applaud everything are fake fans
I am going to go to his house and make him listen to this honest parody
Take me to Mannat,
Land’s End
Bandstand.