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Hi!
- Yeah, that works! - Yes, it works!
Hello.
Hello?
Where is the guy?
- It's a pity. - It's such a pity.
There he is again.
Hello!
Hi, hello!
Can I have a dream quickly because...
Yes, you can go for it, go!
Where is the man?
That was a new man!
That was definitely a man.
He looked interesting.
Anyway, never mind, it's just as well
that we are just between us girls, today.
Because I have an amazing dream to tell.
Hello! Hello!
Hi Agata!
Hello Esther, how are you?
- I'm fine. - Marvelous.
Am I interrupting you? Am I disturbing you?
- Not at all. - Not really.
So, I will tell you something,
It could actually affect you,
So I had the most amazing dream.
I was invited to a huge party in Vienna.
I was looking fabulous!
Believable.
In any case, I saw my daughter there.
Only I don't have a daughter!
And she said to me: “Mummy,
I'm going to marry an American!”
- An American. - An American!
Imagine.
Then, next to me was a beautiful man.
I think he was French.
And he was my husband!
Only he wasn't my husband, because I don't have a husband.
And suddenly, he took the American
and he started to beat him, and beat him, and beat him
to a pulp,
until he was dead.
Um, anti-American dream.
But it couldn't have been,
he was you, Pete!
He was me?
But it couldn't have been, you're a Democrat!
Well, in fact that's not really
the first adjective I would use to describe myself.
How would you describe yourself?
It wouldn't even be the fifth adjective.
Martin, hi!
Pete, can I have a question?
Well, you just had a question but...
you can have another one! Sure!
Are you American?
Yes, yes.
But it wouldn't the first adjective
I'd use to describe myself!
Esther?
Yes Martin?
Did you... try it?
Yes.
Was it good?
It was very good, thank you.
Welcome.
Agata?
Are you American?
No, I'm Polish!
Are you a fan of America?
No.
Why do you have this T-shirt, then?
Martin, just because you have a T-shirt
that says USA on it,
doesn't mean you are a fan of America.
Just because you have long hair
doesn't mean you're a fan of Jesus!
And I see some new *** comers,
to those ***, I say:
"Welcome home, ***!"
And I know why you're here.
You're here because
your sisters told you over the phone:
You have to come
because we're made of the same flesh,
of the same thick blood
that runs like a river through our veins,
and here you are,
here you ***' are, you beautiful ***!
And brother, I tell you:
We'll share this blood,
we'll lick it from the ground, we'll suck up the battlefield,
so, c'mon!
Go and get your armour,
for this!
This is the 10th anniversary of our *** Club!
She's great, she's my favorite.
That chap over there.
I'm sure he's gay.
Not the waiter.
The waiter is gay too?
The other one.
Well, no wonder,
see how much chips he's eating.
By the way, I just started a new diet,
don't you want to do it with me?
But you're stupid,
I am talking about the one talking to your daughter!
She is not my daughter!
Nevertheless, he's not in the club.
And how come you know this?
Because he's American!
C'mon, let's get him!
Let's go and get him!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Just chatting with your daughter...
She's not my daughter!
It doesn't matter,
I wanna marry her.
For Christ' sake, behave yourself!
You know what Yankee, it's not gonna roll like that.
Fight! C'mon you ***!
Beat that ***!
***, ***, ***.
***, ***, ***.
***, ***, ***.
***, ***, ***.
You heard of the European anthem composed by Karajan?
Yes, he got paid for it but then
he kept the rights for himself.
That's Europe!
C'mon, guys! Let's get going.
Go, fight, win.
Cats, on this side yell.
Go, go.
Cats, in the middle now.
Fight, fight.
Cats, over here now yell.
Win, win.
Cats, let's put it together.
Go, Fight, Win.
Go, Fight, Win.
Esther!
Why? Why did you...
Why did you guys do that to me?
You remember in 44?
We saved your ***.
You're alone now.
Good night.
Good luck.
Don't be so sad, mum,
he was a Republican.