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Hi, it's Mark Malkoff.
Nice to see you.
Right now I want to talk about my new project on My Damn
Channel that is filming tomorrow,
Tuesday, September 13.
If you're a New Yorker, I can use your help.
The new project is called Free Cab Rides.
So if you want a free cab ride tomorrow starting at 6:00 AM,
all you have to do is tweet me @mmalkoff.
I have a cab driver lined up, I have a cab,
I'll take you anywhere.
If you want to be driven to work, tweet me.
If you want be driven to the gym, tweet me.
If you just go around the block and talk about your
unhealthy obsession with Dustin Diamond, tweet me.
If you want to go to Rikers Island and visit a prisoner
that you met online--
I actually don't recommend that, that's unhealthy--
but tweet me, I'll take you there.
If you want to go to Wall Street and give spare change
to out of work bankers, tweet me.
So if you're a New Yorker, I hope to see you tomorrow.
The video will be up soon on My Damn Channel
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you soon.