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Bring out the green Bring out the purple
Me n this shrek bout to talk to urkel urkel and his sweater
Never been better Shrek on this deck rappin till happily ever
After the shrek comes runnin you down brings you to shrek town
he buys you a nice ice cream cone then he wants to bone
you say no but shrek wont stop you pick up the phone to call the cop
that you ment ten minutes ago but turns out that cop was shrek too
shrek 2 yeah thats even better urkles back in black with another sweater
the graphics in this one are so realistic these rhymes are *** mystic
shrek the wizard gandalf the green
yellin at donkey was really mean hee haw hee haw sound of my bed
when princess fiona in here givin head mad jealousy shrek wants me dead
im invincible homie i got too much bread too much paper
too much skrilla i hire twenty men like magilla gorilla
knock you out faster than muhammad a lee sin with the q from across the street
punch a fool down like one two three
shrek three yeah now we gettin hotter this rap goin long so get so get some water
maybe get a snack or eg mcmuffin no thats alright dont bring me nothin
no really im not hungry
yeah
no
ok love you mom
shrek three yeah now we gettin hotter my lyrical genius creates a slaughter
everyone in shrek three dies before it starts carlton fills in for all the parts
the movie is just two hours of dancing so it was actually not very good
shrek 8 yeah why hasnt this ended that scene where the giant dragon fights the
spaceship while shrek is like NNNEOEOOOOOW and the dragon is like HA HA PREPARE TO FLY
and shreks like
BUT WE ALREADY FLYIN and he stabs the *** guy in his god damn neck and ends the entire
movie series until the shrek 3d smellovisn remakes where everyone in audience dies in
the scene where shrek farts so they never have to make a shrek movie again
thats a rap