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Where the hell is Romeo? Didn't he come home last night?
No he didn't, I asked his maid. That cold hearted cow Rosaline, is gonna make
him crazy. Oh yeah, and did you know Tybalt tweeted Romeo?
I bet he wants to fight. Romeo will probably accept it.Obviously, any
man who can tweet will answer that. Romeo has to answer to the tweet, he just
loves being dared. Well, Romeo was broken for while by that white,
undeserving, cold hearted girl. Is he even man enough to fight Tybalt after that?
But what makes Tybalt so manly compared to others?
Well, he's tougher than Liam Neeson, he does everything by the book; even follows the rules,
he fights like he dominates everyone in COD. He takes the proper breaks; One, two, and
the third in your heart. He lives that thug life and can hold a gun to anyone's head.
What are you talking about? What I'm saying is, hate a** holes like that,
with their fancy accents thinking that they own the place. I hate it when they talk about
the chicks they can get, the amount of money they have, and the way they've been training
with their guns for years.
Speak of the devil. I bet he was with that dirty little ***
Rosaline! He better learn how to chill though she be like Kim Kardashian 12 years ago when
her pink flower wasn't that big. She be messing with him the same way Kristen Stewart messes
with Rob. And don't even get me started on how shes a tease just like Megan Fox.
Hola senor Romeo. You ditched us pretty well last night!
Hey guys, and what do you mean I ditched you? You gave us the slip, sir, the slip. Can't
you understand what I'm saying? Sorry bro, but I had a few THINGS i had to
take care of! Did these important THINGS involve "making
the beast with two backs?" Do you mean scaring someone?
Come on Romeo, I know you hit that. That's an easier way to say it...
Well, I am the master of manners and etiquette. The master?
Of course Well then I know too much from you.
Fine, I guess my joke went a little too long for you to take.
That joke was bad and you know it. Benvolio, I'm really gonna need you to break
this up man, I'm losing terribly. No, I'm enjoying this- Any longer and I think
I'll just win this "so-called" fight. Even if we were to keep going, we all know
you'd win. When could I ever be able to stand up to you?
Never if you didn't have any balls to start with
I'll get you for that Oh no, poor peasant don't come near me
Your jokes are good, but they need a bit more touch
I can take them as far as i want, it isnt hard
Isn't everything we talk about a Joke right now? Oh Romeo, Romeo! You've learned so much
and what you have naturally you have grown. Young child. This love you have for it is
like a kid wanting Ice Cream. its unstoppable. oh stop, oh stop.You want me to stop, when
i'm barely getting started? If you kept going any longer, you would of
burn yourself. Oh wrong again Benvolio i can't turn to much
but i may cut too deep but now i'm done with this topic.
HERE'S SOMETHING GOOD.(romeo yells) A WHALE A WHALE!
More like two whales. Peter
What do you need. My hat peter.
Yeah peter her hat which is better looking than her face
Well hello guys Well good afternoon lady
Is it the afternoon already? Yes, but shouldn't you be hiding away that
ugly face during the day Get out of here what kind of boy are you.
A boy that god has made self absorbent. Well you're no gentleman, but do you know
where i can find a young romeo. I can tell you but this young romeo you look
for will be older than when you started looking for him, but i am the youngest of that name.
Oh, ok. What news could she have for Romeo.
If you're the romeo i'm looking for i need to talk to you.
I think she's got the wrong guy. Well, well, well, I think I've figured it
out? What?
She can't be a ***...UNLESS! She's using her ugly looks to get people in bed.
Come on Romeo, let's go to your house and get something to eat.
Ok, who the hell was that just now, acting like an idiot?
He's a jacka** who loves to hear his own voice. He can talk a lot, but can never defend himself.
f he says anything against me again, I'll hurt him. Even if he's stronger then he says
he is, I'll get someone to beat him up for me. I hate him. I'm not someone he can just
push around! And why didn't you do anything? You just stood
there letting those jerks make fun of me. I didn't actually see a fight. And if I did,
I would kick them into next week. I'm so mad!