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BUT WE HAVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEAR
BOOK PHOTO OF YOURS HERE.
THIS IS, LOOK AT THIS T SAYS MOST LIKELY TO NORTHBOUND THE
BATHROOM FIXING HIS HAIR WHEN HE RECEIVES HIS FIRST OSCAR.
(APPLAUSE) >> IT'S TRUE.
I THINK SO.
>> James: YOU HAD QUITE THE HAIR FIXATION.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN I ALWAYS STRUGGLE WITH THIS THING.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SID AND NANCY RELATIONSHIP.
I USED TO THINK I HAD A UP TOEE WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
FOR SOME REASON I LOOK AT YOU AND THINK YOU MAY RELATE TO THAT
BUT MAYBE NOT.
>> James: WELL, NO, CAN I TELL YOU.
>> I WAS LIKE IS THAT HOW WE CONNECT.
MAYBE NOT.
>> James: LOOK AT THIS.
YES.
>> TALKING OF GLAMOROUS PHOTOS.
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST HEAD SHOT I EVER HAD DONE AND I HAD IT
DONE WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD.
I WENT TO THIS WOMAN'S APARTMENT.
HE HAD SHE HAD COME REPRESENTED.
AND SHE HAD OIL PAINTINGS OF *** ART WITH HERSELF IN THEM
ALL OVER.
AND SHE HAD A PARROT NAMED FAUST AND SHE WAS LIKE YOU'RE TENSE,
YOU'RE TENSE.
FAUST, RELAX HIM.
AND SHE PUT FAUST ON ME SO THERE WOULD BE A PARROT ON ME.
AND THEN THE PHOTO TURNED OUTLINING THAT.
AND RIGHT AFTER I GOT ON MY FIRST, WHEN I GOT IN THE OFFICE,
THEY POSTED THAT PHOTO ONLINE AND THE FIRST COMMENT THAT
SOMEBODY PUT WAS HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A COMBINATION OF SADNESS
AND FOOD POISONING.