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Well people use Chatroulette for a lot of different reasons.
But I created Chatroulette to randomly connect to strangers, because I...
got tired of master-bating in front of people that I know.
Hi, where are you from?
Well actually I spent a little time at Yale where I got my Masters.
Then I spent a little time at Harvard and then went to Cambridge where I was an adjunct professor.
Next! What?
You can't just "next me, it's-
This is more like it.
Hi. Hi where are you from?
Um, Texas originally.
Yeah whatever, uh... (Show me your ***!)
Congratulations, you got the job.
Great!
(Phone Ringing)
And so gentleman.
And cat man.
This is the actual number of *** seen on chatroulette.
And this is the actual number of dicks seen on chatroulette.
I conclude that this is a vas deferens (vast difference)
(Show us your ***!)
Hey I got mail for you.
*** you!
*** you! ***! *** you!
***! ***!
I'll see you around.
I'll see you around.
(Show me your ***!)
Well thanks guys so much for coming to the chatroulette offices
we're really happy to have you. So, anytime you want to stop by you can. Alright.
Meow, meow.
C'mon cat man, no personal calls on office hours.
Hi, where you from?
This guy is gay, next him cat man.
Meow, meow.