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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE MARRIED WITH
CHILDREN IF BY MARRIED YOU
MEAN SINGLE AND CHILDREN YOU
MEAN RING WORM.
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY FOR A
PRE GAME PRESIDENT ARE.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW OTHER THAN YOU ARE
DRESSING LIKE ME AND STEALING
MY LOOK.
>> SHOULD YOU GET A REFUND IF
A SCENE YOU ARE SEEING IS NOT
IN A MOVIE?
I WOULD GUESS SO.
AND WHAT SHOULD WE CALL PEOPLE
WHO COME TO THIS COUNTRY I'M
LEGALLY?
SOME SAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,
BUT SOME SAY THAT IS TOO ON
THE NOSE.
AND SOMETHING ABOUT NORTH
KOREA THREATENING WITH NUCLEAR
ANNIHILATION IF WE HAVE THE
TIME TO GET TO IT.
GREG?
>> THANKS, ANDY.
>> SURE.
>> THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> I KNOW.
>> YOU RECOMMENDED I WATCH
"PITCH PERFECT."
>> A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL
MOVIE.
>> NO, IT WASN'T.
THERWAS A LOT OF SINGING,
HORRIBLE SINGING.
ONE OR TWO SCENES WHERE PEOPLE
THREW UP AND THE REST SING
ISING.
IT WAS JUST LIKE THE PROM.
>> YOU WOULD PREFER MORE
THROWING UP.
>> ALL VOMITING AND LESS
SINGING.
>> YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL
MOVIES FOR THAT.
>> I AM NEVER LISTENING TO YOU
AGAIN.
>> THANK GOD.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT THAT STOLEN
WATCHES SELL HER IN THE DARK
ALLEY.
AUTHOR, COLUMN THIRST AND FOX
NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, JEDEDIAH
BILA.
AND IF HE WERE A PINATA I
WOULD *** HIM UNTIL CANDY
FELL OUT OF HIS ***.
REMI MINUTE GNAW -- MINAFASI.
AND HE IS CONSIDERED A SADDLE,
BILL SCHULZ.
AND IF FEARLESS REPORTING WAS
A RELISH HE WOULD COME ON A
HOT DOG, FOX NEWS SENIOR
CORRESPONDENT, THE SEXY RICK
LEVENTHAL.
>> CORRECT.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
CAN SOMEONE COME GET ME OUT OF
HERE.
>> NEVER.
WAS THE COMING ATTRACTION A
MAJOR INFRACTION?
A NEW ZEALAND MAN, IS THERE
ANY OTHER KIND, RICK?
HE HAS BEEN REFUNDED HIS MONEY
TO THE FILM "JACK REACHER"
AFTER HE CLAIMED HE WAS RIPPED
OFF BECAUSE A SCENE FROM THE
TRAILER DIDN'T MAKE THE FINAL
CUT.
HE SAID IN HIS COMPLAINT, THE
EXPLOSION WHERE THE WHOLE
CLIFF COMES DOWN WAS THE
DEFINING PART OF THE AD THAT
MADE ME REALLY WANT TO GOEE
THE MOVIE.
ASIDE FROM HAVING TOM CRUISE
IN IT THEY SAY THE STUNT WAS A
SPLIT-SECOND SCENE OMITTED
FROM A 130-MINUTE LONG MOVIE.
BUT THE ASA RULED ON THE
CANTANKEROUS KIWI.
HERE IS TOM CRUISE TRYING TO
SIT ON A COUNTER.
>> THAT IS A PROBLEM.
>> NO WONDER KATE LEFT HIM.
ANY I WHAT, RICK.
>> YES.
>> DO YOU ADMIRE THIS GUY OR
DISGUSTED BY THIS OR ARE YOU
DATING THIS GUY?
>> WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.
WHAT WAS IT $12?
>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE
PRINCIPAL?
YOU ARE A REPORTER.
>> IT HAD TO BE THE PRINCIPAL
OF THE THING.
HE OPENED THE FLOOD GATES.
NOW ANYBODY CAN ASK FOR THEIR
MONEY BACK.
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE MOVIE
AND I WILL ASK FOR MY MONEY
BACK.
>> I READ THE BOOK.
I AM PISSED OFF TOM CRUISE
PLAYED HIM.
HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE 6 FOOT 5
AND TOM CRUISE IS THE
REVERSE.
>> WAY TO SPIT IN THE FACE OF
THE PEOPLE.
>> WHY BECAUSE M WHY SHORT?
>> ARE YOU A SELF-HATING
SHORTY.
>> MAYBE I AM, BUT I WANT MY
TALL PEOPLE TALL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
WHAT IF YOU HAD HARRISON FORD
PLAY SHAFT?
>> HE HAS MADE SUCH INROADS
FOR YOUR PEOPLE THAT I WOULD
THINK YOU WOULD BE
CELEBRATING.
>> REMI, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
COULD THIS RULING CHANGE
HOLLYWOOD FOR EVER?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
ADS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE
THIS.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN
SCHOOL WE ORDERED THE MIRACLE
3 SERIES SO WE CAN CHOP THESE
PINEAPPLES IN MIDAIR.
WE DIDN'T RETURN THEM.
THERE WAS AN AD.
WE DID WHAT ANY AMERICAN COULD
DO WHICH WAS PARTIALLY
BLUDGEON THE PINEAPPLE.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU
MAKE --
>> WAS THERE A MOVIE ABOUT
KNIVES?
>> THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
>> I AM DISGUSTED BY YOU, RICK
ELEVEN LEVENTHAL.
YOU CLAIM TO BE A JOURNALIST
--
>> FIRST, I DON'T CLAIM TO BE
A JOURNALIST.
I AM A JOURNALIST.
>> YOU KNOW, I HOPE THAT PLAYS
ACROSS THE COUNTRY AS YOU TRY
TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THE
ACCUSATION THAT YOU ARE NOT A
JOURNALIST.
>> I I DON'T THINK THERE IS
ANY QUESTION I AM A
JOURNALIST.
>> I DON'T THINK IT WAS A
QUESTION, PERIOD.
>> I THINK YOU WOULD SUPPORT
THIS GUY FOREGOING AFTER --
FOR GOING AFTER MISLEADING
TRAILERS.
>> I GET THE POINT.
HE HAS A POINT.
IF THERE IS A SCENE IN THE
TRAILER IT SHOULD BE IN THE
MOVIE.
OKAY.
I GIVE YOU THAT.
>> JEDEDIAH, YOU ARE A HUGE
FAN OF TOM CRUISE, AT LEAST
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID IN YOUR
JOURNAL.
>> I AM NOT A FAN OF TOM
CRUISE.
I WANT MY MONEY BACK FOR EVERY
MOVIE I SAW WITH TOM CRUISE.
EVEN IN THE TOP GUN DAYS, NOT
MY MAN.
>> EVEN JERRY MCWIRE?
>> NOT INTO IT.
>> WHAT IS YOUR KIND OF MAN?
>> NERDIER AND LESS
IRRITATING.
NOT A TOM CRUISE GAL.
BUT THE EXPLOSION THIS GUY IS
TALKING ABOUT IS A
NANOSECOND.
YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE SAW THE
MOVIE BASED ON THAT TINY
EXPLOSION.
I THINK SOMEBODY JUST WANTS
THEIR MONEY BACK.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I WOULD CALL HIM AN AMERICAN
HERO EXCEPT HE IS FROM NEW
ZEALAND.
WELL, HE IS AN AMERICAN HERO
BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHERE NEW
SWREA LAND IS.
DOESN'T IT COME BACK TO THE
FACT THAT THE TRAILER WAS
LYING AND YOU ARE THE WORST
THING IN THE HISTORY OF
THINGS.
>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ANYTHING?
>> I FOUND THE QUESTION WEAK.
>> THIS COULD HAPPEN IN NEW
ZEALAND BECAUSE 10 PEOPLE LIVE
IN NEW SWREEND LA.
>> THE -- NEW ZEALAND.
>> THERE ARE 40 OR 50,000
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE UNITED
STATES.
IF ONE PERSON DID A LAWSUIT
LIKE THAT EVERYONE WOULD DO IT
EVERY TIME THERE WAS A
MISLEADING TRAILER AND THERE
WOULD BE ANARCHY.
THANK YOU SWREE LAND BETTER --
NEW ZEALAND BETTER THINK ABOUT
IT.
NOW THE BIG SHUN THE MOVIE
BUSINESS THEY SHOT THEMSELVES
IN NEW ZEALAND FOR FEET.
>> HE DID RESEARCH.
>> DO YOU THINK ANYONE ELSE
NOTICED THAT SCENE WASN'T IN
THE MOVIE?
>> THAT'S WHY I LOVE THIS
STORY.
I HATE TRAILERS.
THAT'S THE WORST PART OF GOING
TO THE MOVIES.
YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH TS
STUFF.
IT IS REALLY LOUD AND THEY
PLAY YOU FOR A PERSON WITH AN
EMOTIONAL OR MENTA PROBLEM.
LIKE THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN
THESE THINGS WITH LOUD MUSIC.
YOU KNOW THE WORST TRAILER
EVER WAS "GREENBERG" AND
POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MOVIE
EVER.
TRAILERS LIE.
JAY WELL, THEY LIE --
>> WELL, THEY LIE, BUT IT IS
USUALLY THE OPPOSITE.
IT IS A CLICHE, BUT THE
TRAILERS ARE ALWAYS 10 TIMES
BETTER THAN MOVIES.
WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING I
WATCH TRAILERS ALL DAY.
I LOVE THEM.
>> THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
>> I MEANT IN MY LAST JOB.
>> THEY FARM THEM OUT.
THE STUDIOS DON'T DO THEM.
>> NO ONE SAT AROUND THE TABLE
AND SAID THIS SCENE IS IN THE
TRAILER AND IT IS NOT GOING TO
BE IN THE MOVIE.
IT IS AN EXPLOSION.
YOU WOULD THINK SOMEBODY WOULD
SAY, WE CAN JUST DELETE THIS
AND PLUG SOMETHING ELSE IN.
>> I WAS THINKING SOME OF THE
BEST SCENES IN TOM CRUISE'S
TRAILER.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> WE ALREADY SAW THE
EXPLOSION.
>> YOU SAW IT FOR FREE.
>> WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE IT
TWICE?
WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE THE
MOVIE IF YOU ALREADY SAW THE
TRAILER.
THE TRAILER IS LIKE THE CLIFF
NOTES OF THE MOVIE.
THEORETICALLY I HAVE SEEN
EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE.
>> IF THE MOVIE TWEETED, THE
TWEET WOULD BE THE TRAILER.
THOSE ARE TWO T-WORDS THAT IS
AWESOMEY LIT RATION.
>> I CAN TALK ABOUT THIS FOR
HOURS.
HECK, LET'S DO IT.
FROM A REFUND TO THE SHUN.
IF THEY WEAR LOTS OF BLACK, DO
NOT ATTACK.
THAT'S THE MESSAGE FROM A
POLICE FORCE WHO IS TREATING
ATTACKS AS HATE CRIMES.
MANCHESTER COPS SAY USING THIS
CLASSIFICATION WILL MAKE IT
EASIER FOR THEM TO PROTECT THE
GUYS AND GALS IN BLACK WITH
ONE OFFICIAL NOTING PEOPLE WHO
WISH TO EXPRESS THEIR
ALTERNATIVE SUB CULTURE
IDENTITY FREELY SHOULD NOT
HAVE TO TOLERATE HATE CRIME
WHICH APPARENTLY RICK FINDS
FUNNY SOMETHING THAT MANY
PEOPLE HAVTO ENDURE ON A
DAILY BASIS.
ANYWAY, I AM OFTEN MALIGN
WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE I AM
TURNED ON BY BEING MALIGN.
WE ASKED A TYPICAL TEENAGER TO
COMMENT.
>> MUST HAVE JUST BEEN A WAXED
FLOOR.
>> I TRIED DOING THAT ON THE
CARPET.
GUESS WHAT, IT DOESN'T WORK,
NOT AT ALL.
>> JEDEDIAH, THIS IS AN
INTELLECTUAL QUESTION, SO I
WANT YOU TO FOLLOW ME
CLOSELY.
>> SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME.
>> SHOULDN'T CRIME AGAINST
SOMEONE WHO CHOOSES TO DRESS A
CERTAIN WAY BE CLASSIFIED THE
SAME AS A CRIME AGAINST
SOMEONE WHO IS BORN A CERTAIN
WAY?
>> I WOULD SAY YES.
>> YES, REALLY?
>> AND HONESTLY, I MEAN I
DATED A GUY WITH A GOTH PHASE
AND OFTENTIMES THESE ARE
HARMLESS.
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON THE
OUTSIDE IS NOT A REFLECTION OF
WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE OR
WHAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR YOU ARE
PRONE TO.
IT IS STUPID.
EVERY CRIME LAST I CHECKED IS
A HATE CRIME.
I DON'T THINK IT IS A LOVE
CRIME.
I PRESIDENT DO UNDERSTAND THE
CAT GORIZATION.
>> YOU -- CAT -- THE
CATEGORIZATION.
>> HOW GOTHY ARE WE TALKING?
ARE WE TALKING DO -- DEPECHE
MODE TO THE CURE?
>> I DATED SOMEBODY WITH THE
STRETCHER LOBES.
>> YOU WERE DATING JOHN GIBSON
IN THE 70s.
GARY NEWMAN, A GREAT GOTH.
COURTNEY LOVE, NOT A GREAT
GOTH.
A SUPPORTING GOTH SAYING IT IS
INDEED A HATE CRIME.
DO YOU AGREE WITH HIM?
>> NO, I DWRE GRE WITH
JEDEDIAH THAT ALL CRIMES ARE
HATE CRIMES.
I DO SEE A SILVER LINING.
YOU WILL GET GROUPS THAT ARE
NOT GENERALLY KNOWN TO BE
TOUGH ON CRIME.
NORMALLY IF JIMMY GOES OUT AND
MURDERS SOMEBODY IT IS FREE
JIMMY T-SHIRTS.
NOW THIS PERSON -- JIMMY
MURDERED SOMEBODY DURING THE
18-MONTH PHASE OF THEIR LIFE
WHERE THEY ARE A GOTH IT IS
LIKE, OH THROW THE BOOK AT
HIM.
>>-
Q. I THAT IS A SMART POINT.
IF EVERYTHING IS A HATE CRIME
PALM WHO ARE SOFT ON CRIME HAS
NO CHOICE BUT TO COME DOWN
HARD.
YOU TURN EVERY DOVE INTO A
HAWK.
>> IN THE STORY THEY TALK
ABOUT THE PRICE OF SUB
CULTURE.
MAYBE WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO
IT.
>> BILL HAS SUB CULTURES
CULTURES IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
WHAT ELSE COULD BE A HATE
CRIME?
HOW ABOUT BEING A GORGEOUS,
SEXY CORRESPONDENT?
>> WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS
THAT?
>> IT WAS A COMPLEMENT.
MAYBE YOU CAN SAY THANK YOU.
>> CAN I JUST SAY GOTHS ARE
SCARY.
WHO IS ATTACKING THE GOTH?
THEY ARE SCARY.
>> GOTH ARE PEOPLE IN HIGH
SCHOOL THAT DRESS A CERTAIN
WAY TO ANNOUNCE TO OTHERS THAT
THEY ARE DIFFERENT.
AND THEN THEY GET BOTHERED FOR
BEING DIFFERENT.
IT IS ALMOST LIKE A WEIRD GIVE
AND TAKE RELATIONSHIP.
I WAS A PUNK ROCKER IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
I WAS OFTEN ABUSED.
>> THAT'S NOT WHY.
>> NO BECAUSE I HAD A WEIRD
ODOR.
>> THERE ARE GOTH BABIES.
>> THAT IS AMAZING.
WOW.
ACTUALLY I THINK THAT IS ONE
OF MY DAUGHTERS.
AND I WOULD ADD THAT GOTH
BABIES IS A SATURDAY MORNING
CARTOON WAITING TO HAPPEN.
IT IS HARD TO RHYME WORDS LIKE
FORLORN AND AZRIEL, BUT WE
COULD MAKE IT WORK.
>> CAN WE SEE THAT PICTURE ONE
MORE TIME?
IT IS AMAZING WHAT MAKE UP CAN
DO TO STEVE DOOSEY.
THAT WAS BEFORE "FOX AND
FRIENDS."
IT WAS CALLED "GOTH AND
FRIENDS."
HE WAS CRYING CONSTANTLY.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
ALL CRIMES ARE HATE CRIMES.
IN FACT, MOST CRIME IS DRIVEN
BY LOVE.
SOME OF THE MOST HEINOUS
CRIMES -- ONE OF THE MOST
BRUTAL MURDERS EVER.
THAT IS NOT A HATE CRIME.
>> WHY CAN'T WE JUST CLASSIFY
IT ALL AS EVIL?
IF YOU ARE A CRIMINAL, YOU ARE
A CRIMINAL.
IF YOU ARE BASED ON RACE OR
GOTH, WHAT IS THE NEXT THING?
IT IS DUMB.
>> I THINK THE REASON THEY DO
IT IS SO THEY --
>> FOR A GOTH CRIME THERE IS A
HARSHER PENALTY?
ONCE WE GET INTO THESE
CATEGORIES IT IS GOING TO GET
RIDICULOUS THOUGH.
HOW MANY ARE WE GOING TO
HAVE?
>> FIVE.
>> WAIT, FIVE.
>> EVERYBODY WILL BE A VICTIM
OF A HATE CRIME EXCEPT FOR
YOU, BILL.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE EVERYBODY CAN BEAT
YOU UP.
>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SUB
CULTURES.
WHY I AM A PARTY OF ONE I AM
THE STUBIEST OF STUB.
IT SHOULD BE A HATE CRIME JUST
TO LOOK AT ME.
>>> FROM THE HATED TO THE
HATERS.
ARE WE TOO WARY TO SEE THE
THREAT AS SCARY?
KIM JONG-UN'S REGIME MOVED A
MISSAL WITH CONSIDERABLE RANGE
TO ITS EAST COAST NEAR THE
TOWN OF BOSTON, NORTH KOREA.
YES, THEY HAVE ONE THERE TOO
AND BEN AFFLECK IS DOING A
MOVIE THERE.
HE LOVES BOSTON.
SHUT UP, GREG.
THE MISSAL COULDN'T REACH OUR
MAINLAND, BUT A SPOKESMAN SAID
THE LATEST THREAT WAS, QUOTE,
TOTALLY KILLING OUR BUZZ.
AND IS A STATEMENT FROM NORTH
KOREA'S ARMY SAID THE AMERICAN
HOSTILE POLICY WILL BE SMASHED
BY THE WILL OF ALL SERVICE
PERSONNEL AND PEOPLE
SMALLERRER, LIGHTER AND
DIVERSIFIED STRIKE MEANING THE
U.S. BETTER PREVAIL OVER THE
GRAVE VAGUES.
GRAVE SITUATION.
WELL NORTH KOREA SHOULD PONDER
ON THIS.
>> LAST NIGHT I HAD A
WONDERFUL DREAM.
NORTH KOREA WAS SHAW ROWEDDED
IN BLACK SMOKE AND THE COUNTRY
WAS STILL AND SILENT.
NOT EVEN THE SOUND OF A BIRD.
THE UNITED STATES IS COMING,
COMING TO CRUSH YOU.
THOSE WHO DARE PROVOKE THE
DIGNITY OF THE SUPREME
LEADERSHIP OF AMERICA WILL
NEVER BE ALLOWED TO SURVIVE.
BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF OUR
MILITARY.
STAND IN AWE OF OUR
MAGNIFICENT FIGHTING
CAPABILITIES.
NORTH KOREA, WE ARE COMING FOR
YOU.
BY LAND, BY SEA, BY AIR, BY
ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
WE WILL HARNESS THE POWER ALL
OF OUR AWESOME TECHNOLOGIES TO
DEFEAT YOU.
OUR STORM TROOPERS WHERE
OCCUPY YOUR CAPITAL AND TAKE
100 MILLION OF YOUR CITIZENS
AS HOSTAGES.
NORTH KOREA, WE ARE COMING FOR
YOU.
>> NOW LET'S POINT OUT IT IS A
FILM I MADE IN MY BASEMENT.
IT IS A SPOOF.
WE ARE A SMALL SHOW ON LATE AT
NIGHT.
WE HAVE NO REAL POWER, NO
POWER WHATSOEVER.
WOULD IT BE ALMOST WORRISOME
IF NORTH KOREA STRUCK A
PACIFIST TONE THIS.
>> I THINK NORTH KOREA IS LIKE
THE KID THAT IS WHINING AND
CRYING AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO
IGNORE THAT KID AND NOT GIVE
TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
>> I THINK IT IS LIKE THE KID
IN THE CLASS THAT HAS A CRUSH
ON THE GIRL AND PULLS ON HER
PIG TALES.
WHEN THE GIRL HITS HIM HE IS
LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO DATE
US.
>> HE LOVES AMERICAN CULTURE.
>> HE IS A BIG FAN OF THE
DARIUS RUDDMAN CHARACTER.
>> THE LEAD SINGER OF THE
COUNTING CROWS.
>> AND A CONGRESSMAN.
IS HE AUTHORED THE RUDMAN
BILL.
IS NORTH KOREA THE MADONNA OF
ROGGE NATIONS.
THEY WANT TO WEAR CONE BRAS.
>> I THINK MADONNA IS SCARE
YES, SIR TO BE HONEST.
I AM NOT WORRIED BECAUSE I
KNOW IF THE UNITED STATES
UNLEASHED THE FULL MILITARY
POWER ON NORTH KOREA, NORTH
KOREA WOULD HAVE A HUGE
PROBLEM ON THEIR HANDS.
WE KNOW THAT AND THEY KNOW
THAT.
IT IS A GOOD POINTT TO IGNORE
IT, BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE IT
TOO MUCH.
YOU NEED SOMEWHAT OF A
PRESENCE SAYING THIS IS FUN
AND GAMES WHAT YOU DO, BUT IF
YOU GO BEYOND THIS, WE WON'T
BE MESSING WITH THAT.
>> WE SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE
VIDEO.
>> REMI, ARE WE NOT TAKING
NORTH KOREA SERIOUS?
>> ALL OF THE THREATS ARE
COMING FROM THIS LEADER WHO
LOOKS LIKE A WEEBIL.
>> IT IS HARD TO BE TAKEN
SERIOUSLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE
CALLING YOU THE FAT PRINCE
WHICH BY THE WAY, BILL, I
THINK IS MEAN.
THE QUICKEST WAY TO WAR IS
MAKING FUN OF SOMEBODY'S
WEIGHT.
>> YOU SAID HE WAS KIM-JONG
BABY HUEY BEFORE THIS
STARTED.
HOW WILL THAT CAUSE A NATIONAL
PROBLEM?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
SHOULD YOU BE ABLE TO WEAR
WHITE BEFORE MEMORIAL DAY?
JEDEDIAH DISCUSSES HER NEW
BOOK "IT IS THE *** EVERY
DAY."
AND WHY DID OBAMA SLASH HIS
OWN SALARY IN A FAIR AND
BALANCED LOOK AT
>>> WELL, WILL THEY FALL FLAT
IN COMBAT?
THEY FLUNKED INFANTRY OFFICER
TRAINING.
THE MARINE CORP TIMES REPORTS
THE 13-WEEK COURSE WAS ONE OF
THE HARDEST IN THE MILITARY.
THEY MADE IT OVER A HORIZONTAL
BAR AND THE LAST RAN OUT OF
TIME.
THEY VOLUNTEERED FOR THE SAME
TRAINING COURSE AND ALSO
FAILED.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH GREG'S
ARMY, TRAINING IN MY
APARTMENT.
>> DOING THIS TOP PECK
SERIOUSLY .
I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE VIDEO.
>> STOP GIVING UP YOUR PRIVATE
VIDEOS AND MAYBE WE WON'T AIR
THAT.
>> ERASE THAT.
ERASE, ERASE.
JEDEDIAH, YOU ARE A WOMAN, OR
SO YOU CLAIM.
IN A WEIRD WAY, ISN'T THIS
REASSURING THAT THEY ARE NOT
LOWERING THE STANDARDS THAT WE
KNOW, THAT PEOPLE ARE FAILING,
BUT AS OPPOSED TO LOWERING THE
STANDARDS SO WE CAN GET MORE
PEOPLE?
>> AND THEY SHOULDN'T LOWER
THEIR STANDARDS.
FEMINISTS NEED TO KEEP THEIR
*** NOT IN A BUNCH.
WHEN THEY DEAL WITH THE
MILITARY YOU HAVE SET
STANDARDS FOR A REASON.
WE CAN'T COMPROMISE THOSE.
IF THERE ARE WOMEN WHO CAN DO
THE WORK, MORE POWER TO THEM.
IF THEY CAN'T KEEP UP, THEY
CAN'T KEEP UP.
IF THERE ARE MEN WHO CAN'T
KEEP UP, GET THEM OUT.
>> FEP NIGHSES ARE NOT THE
ONLY -- FEMINISTS ARE ON NOT
THE ONLY ONE WEARING ***.
OPEN YOUR MIND AND CHECK OUT
THE WHALE TAIL THE.
WHAT?
>> REMI, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON
THIS?
>> I THINK IT SPEAKS VOLUMES
FOR THE MARINES.
THEY DIDN'T ALTER THEIR
REQUIREMENTS, BUT THEY OPENED
IT UP TO EVERYBODY.
WHICH IS GOOD.
WOMEN CAN GO WHERE MEN CAN GOT
AND MEN CAN GO WHERE WOMEN CAN
GO EXCEPT A BATHROOM.
WHICH MY UNCLE FOUND OUT
RECENTLY.
>> THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE
UNCLE.
>> AND HE ALWAYS SAYS WOOPS, I
DIDN'T KNOW.
CAN YOU BAIL ME OUT?
>> AND HE IS ALWAYS WEARING
SOMETHING ODD.
YOU ARE THE WEIRD UNCLE,
AREN'T YOU?
>> NO.
>> IN THE GREEN ROOM, YOU JUST
SAID, HAH.
THERE IS PROOF THAT WOMEN
AREN'T INFERIOR.
THEN YOU POURED MAKE UP ON THE
MAKE UP LADY.
>> AND FOR THE RECORD 12 MEN
FAILED THAT.
IT IS NOT JUST WOMEN.
>> MORE MEN THAN WOMEN
FAILED.
>> BUT I HAVE TO SAY I SPENT A
LOT OF TIME WITH THE MARINES
AND I KNOW A LOT OF MARINES
AND I DISCUSSED THE ISSUE WITH
MARINES WHO WILL REMAIN
ANONYMOUS.
NONE OF THEM WERE SUPPORTIVE
OF WOMEN SERVING ON THE FRONT
LINES.
THERE ARE SO MANY
COMPLICATIONS AND ISSUES THAT
WILL COME UP.
IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, AND I'M
SURE FOR THE MOST PART IT WILL
BE OKAY, BUT THE MARINES
THEMSELVES THEY ARE NOT IN
FAVOR OF THAT.
>> I HAVE HEARD THE SAME
STORIES FROM PEOPLE I HAVEN'T
TALKED TO.
DO I HAVE TIME TO GO TO BILL
OR TO THE TEASE?
>> I DON'T CARE.
>> HE TOLD ME TO GO TO THE
TEASE.
>> THAT WAS A HATE CRIME.
>> IT WAS A HATE CRIME.
>> IT WAS A HATE CRIME CHEERED
ON BY AMERICA.
WE GET TO SKIP BILL ON THIS
ONE.
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU HAVE A
COMMENT ON THE SHOW?
E-MAIL US.
IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING
INTERESTING, NO HATE CRIMES,
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE AND
CLICK ON SUBMIT A VIDEO AND WE
MIGHT USE IT.
THE HALF TIME REPORT FROM TV'S
SWEATER STEALING ANDY LEVY.
JERK.
>> TONIGHT'S HALF TIME REPORT
IS SPONSORED BY HOVERCRAFT.
THE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRAVEL
OVER LAND AND WATER SUPPORTED
BY A CUSHION OF AIR BY BLOWING
DOWNWARD.
THANKS, HOVERCRAFT.
>>> LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
>> HI, GREG.
SHUT UP.
>> WHAT ARE WE, MY THREE
SONS?
BY THE WAY, NOBODY OVER 50
GETS THAT JOKE.
>> UNDER 50.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> SHUT UP.
>> WE DO.
>> I HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS.
>> I GOT IT.
>> NEW ZEALAND MAN ASKS FOR A
REFUND AFTER THE TRAILER
WASN'T IN THE MOVIE.
IN FACT, THEY RULED THAT SINCE
PARAMOUNT ALREADY OFFERED HIM
A REFUND AND THE TRAILER
WASN'T AIRING ANYMORE THE CASE
WAS CLOSED SO THEY DIDN'T RULE
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
>> WOW.
WELL THIS WHOLE SEGMENT IS
FALLING APART.
OR IS IT MAKING AN EVEN BETTER
STORY THAN IT WAS?
>> NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
RICK, YOU SAID WHAT A WASTE OF
TIME.
WHAT DID HE GET, 12 BUCKS
BACK?
SORRY, MR. MONEY BAGS.
>> OBAMA'S ECONOMY IS KILLING
THIS COUNTRY.
FOR YOU TO SIT THERE, SIR, AND
ACT LIKE $12 IS NOT A LOT OF
MONEY IS INSENSITIVE TO THE
EXTREME.
>> THIS IS WHY ROMNEY LOST,
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE RICK
LEVENTHAL.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE DOLLARS IN
NEW ZEALAND.
THEY HAVE 12BABAGANUSHA'S.
LEARN THE VEER KNACK LAR.
>> YOU TAKE THE AMOUNT OF TIME
YOU SPEND ON SOMETHING AND
THEN DIVIDE IT BY THE AMOUNT
OF MONEY YOU GET FOR THAT TIME
AND THAT EQUALS HOW MUCH MONEY
IT WAS PER HOUR.
HOW MANY HOURS DID HE SPEND ON
THIS?
12?
20?
30?
>> DO YOU KNOW?
>> I DON'T.
>> THEN WHY ARE YOU BRINGING
IT UP?
>> I GUARANTEE YOU IT WAS MORE
THAN AN HOUR.
>> DO YOU?
>> THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
>> YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BACK
THAT UP.
GREG, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T SEE
THE MOVIE BECAUSE TOM CRUISE
ISN'T, BUT IF YOU WATCH THE
MOVIE AND FORGET THE BOOKS IT
IS A GOOD MOVIE.
>> I WILL NEVER FORGET THE
BOOKS.
THEY MEANT A LOT.
>> YOU JUST HAVE TO SEPARATE
THEM.
>> I DON'T.
I KEEP THEM TOGETHER ON THE
SHELF.
>> YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM
SEPARATED AS THE GREAT BLAND
SUBLIME ONCE SAID.
>> NOW THAT I KNOW THE SCENE.
CLIFF FALLING DOWN.
>> RICK ARE YOU STILL WITH
ME?
>> I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A
POINT.
>> ARE YOU BUSY COUNTING YOUR
MONEY BACK THERE?
>> THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A HATE
CRIME.
>> NO, I AM JEWISH TOO.
>> I SAID NOW THAT I KNOW THE
SCENE OF THE CLIFF FALLING IS
NOT IN THE MOVIE I AM NOT
GOING TO SEE IT.
>> AS PARAMOUNT POINTS OUT THE
TRAILERS ARE MADE BEFORE THE
FINAL CUT OF THE MOVIE.
A SCENE THAT WAS IN THE MOVIE
ISN'T BY THE TIME IT IS
RELEASED.
>> DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR
ME?
>> I AM POINTING OUT YOU SAID
SOMETHING SILLY.
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION.
IT IS A FACT, SIR.
>> WELL, YOU ARE DOING YOUR
JOB.
THIS IS YOU DOING YOUR JOB.
>> BILL, YOU SEEM TO THINK 10
PEOPLE LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND?
>> YES.
>> I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE
WRONG.
I BELIEVE YOU THINK IT IS 10.
>> AND AGAIN I WOULD PREFER
--
>> NEW ZEALAND IS AMERICA LIKE
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
IT IS AN AWESOME PLACE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO VISIT IT.
>> IF YOU HAD THE MONEY YOU
SHOULD.
>> I WOULD JET OVER THERE FOR
THE WEEKEND.
>> I AM TOLD IT IS ENCHANTED.
IT IS TOO FAR.
YOU CAN'T.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> IT TAKES TOO LONG TO GET
THERE.
>> IT WAS A LONG FLIGHT.
>> I WAS THINKING OF ZEALAND
AND NOT NEW ZEALAND.
AND YOU SAID TRAILERS ARE
BETTER THAN THE MOVIE.
I AGREE WHICH IS OFTEN THE
CASE.
SOMETIMES IT IS NOT.
I THOUGHT THE TRAILER FOR
"PITCH PERFECT" WAS HORRIBLE,
BUT THE MOVIE ITSELF WAS
INDEED PITCH PERFECT.
>> ARE YOU ON THE BACK END OF
THIS?
IT HAS BEEN PITCH PERFECT ALL
WEEK.
>> OUT OF THAT MOVIE THERE
WERE 30 GOOD MINUTES IN "PITCH
PERFECT."
>> NO, NO.
POLICE CLASSIFY ATTACKS AS
HATE CRIMES.
GREG YOU SAID WITH AMPUTATION
FANTASIES YOU ARE OFTEN
MALIGNED?
>> YES.
>> THE STUFFED ANIMALS ARE NOT
CONSENT TOGETHER AMPUTATIONS
OR WHATEVER HORRORS YOU
DELIVER UPON THEM AFTERWARD.
>> HORRORS.
>> WELL AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL
LOOK UP WHAT PRODIGING IS.
>> NOT TO MENTION PLUSHY.
>> ACTUALLY PRODIGE IS MORE
OBJECT EXCUSE THAN PLUSHY.
>> JEDEDIAH, YOU DATED A GUY
IN A GOTH PHASE.
WAS THAT WHILE YOU WERE DATING
HIM?
>> UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
HE WAS A POET AND --
>> OF COURSE HE WAS.
>> THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND
BETTER.
>> WAS HE IN "THE BREAKFAST
CLUB."
>> HE DIDN'T TALK MUCH.
>> DID HE TAKE THE GUITAR WITH
HIM EVERYWHERE?
>> NO, THAT WAS ANOTHER
BOYFRIEND.
>> LIKE GO TO PARTIES AND
JUST, OWE I WILL BREAK OUT MY
GUITAR.
>> YES, ONE OF THOSE.
>> I GO THROUGH THESE DEJECTED
LIKE -- THE SCARIER AND
DARKER, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO
HELP THEM OR SAVE THEM.
>> THEY ARE INTERESTING
PEOPLE.
>> WHEN THEY ARE WAITING ON
YOU AND THEY ARE VERY NICE.
>> I LIKE HOT TOPIC.
>> I LIKE IT FOR THE GOTH.
JOY RECOMMEND --
>> REMI, PEOPLE WHO ARE
USUALLY SOFT ON CRIME SUDDENLY
WON'T BE WHICH IS A REALLY
INTERESTING POINT AND I FORGOT
TO WRITE A QUESTION DOWN.
>> THANK YOU, ANDY.
>> THAT'S HIS BLOWN AWAY
FACE.
>> IT IS A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE.
>> SHOULD I HAVE WORN A
SWEATER?
>> YES.
>> WE GET. IT RICK.
YOU CAN AFFORD MORE THAN ONE
SET OF CLOTHING.
RICK, YOU SAID THE REASON THEY
ARE DOING THIS IS SO THEY CAN
APPLY HARSHER PENALTIES.
THE ATTACKS AS HATE CRIMES,
THAT'S NOT UK LAW.
SO A JUDGE COULDN'T APPLY ANY
STIFFER PENALTIES.
>> THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?
>> THE POLICE SAY IT WILL HELP
THEM GO AFTER THESE PEOPLE I
AM NOT CLEAR HOW.
>> EVIL SUPER POWERS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T
JUST USE THEM.
>> AND THEY CAN PROTECT
THEMSELVES.
THEY PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM
SUNLIGHT AND THAT STUFF IS
EVERYWHERE.
>> NORTH KOREA NUKE THREAT.
GREG, YOU SAID NORTH KOREA
MOVED A MISSAL TO THE EAST
COAST.
DID YOU SAY IT WAS NEAR THE
TOWN OF BOSTON?
>> YES.
>> THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE.
>> IT WAS IN THE TELE
PROMPTER.
>> THERE IS NO TOWN OF BOSTON
IN NORTH KOREA.
>> DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> I POURED OVER A MILITARY
MAP FOR 74 MINUTES.
>> NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING
ON IN THAT COUNTRY, AND I AM A
FIRM BELIEVER THEY RECREATED
THE ENTIRE CITY OF BOSTON SO
THEY CAN REENACT THE AFFLECK
BROTHERS.
>> THERE ARE REPORTS THEY MAY
HAVE MOVED IT NEAR A BOSTON
MARKET.
>> WHO WOULDN'T?
DON'T HAVE THE CREAM SPINACH.
>> COULD DID YOU SAY BOSTON IN
THE HOPES THAT ANDY WOULD
CATCH IT?
>> IT WAS IN THE TELE PROMPTER
AND BASICALLY I CHECKED OUT
HOURS AGO.
>> IT WAS SHOULD BE.
I WONDER IF THEY HAVE THEIR
OWN NORTH KOREAN CLIFF
CLAVEN.
>> YOU SAID THEY ARE A WINE
KNEE BABY AND WE SHOULDN'T
GIVE THEM ATTENTION.
>> DID I SAY THAT?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
>> THEY ARE WINE ME BABIES --
WHINE KNEE BABIES WITH NUKES.
IF WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEM
ATTENTION WE SHOULD GET OUR
TROOPS OUT OF SOUTH KOREA.
LASTLY, IN RESPONSE TO NORTH
KOREA MOVING TO THE EAST COAST
THE PENTAGON SAID IN THE NEXT
FEW WEEKS IT WILL DEPLOY THAD
TO GUAM.
>> THAD?
>> YES.
WE NEED SCARR ACRO ANYMORES.
YOU CAN'T TELL THEM OH, THEY
ARE DEPLOYING THAD TO GUAM.
>> THAT IS ONE LETTER OFF
THOR.
>> THEY BOTH HAVE TH'S.
>> I THOUGHT WE WOULD SEND A
PREPPER GUY TO GUAM.
I DIDN'T KNOW -- A PREPPY GUY
TO GUAM.
>> WHY ARE YOU HATING ON
THAD?
HE WAS AN INTERN FOR SIX
WEEKS.
HE DIDN'T STEAL YOUR I-POD.
WHY DO YOU BRING HIM UP?
>> HE DID STEAL IT.
IT WAS THE QUICK WHOLE ONE
THAT I MISSED DEARLY.
>> I LIKED HOW THAD WOULD WEAR
LOW FERS WITHOUT SOCKS.
>> NOW HE IS IN GUAM.
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.
>> I AM NOT HAPPY.
I MISS HIM.
>> ARE YOU DONE?
>> YES.
>> WE ARE NOT DOING THE OTHER
STORY.
OKAY.
WHO DESERVES THIS YEAR'S
PEABODY FOR GENERAL
GORGEOUSNESS IN JOURNALISM?
RICK LEVENTHAL.
HE SPENT MONEY ON BUT BUTT,
PECK AND CHEEK IMPLANTS.
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
AND SOB QUIETLY WHILE EATING A
PLATE OF FRENCH FRIES.
>>> THE TERM SHOULD BURN.
THE AP, IT IS ASSOCIATED
PRESS, NOT THE SUPERMARKET,
RICK, SAID THEY WILL NO LONGER
USE THE TERM ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANT.
THE EXECUTIVE EDITOR EXPLAINED
IT IS PART OF AN EFFORT TO
BANISH LABELS FROM THEIR
WRITING GUIDELINES.
NOTING, QUOTE, THE STYLE BOOK
NO LONGER SANCTIONS THE TERM
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT OR THE USE
OF ILLEGAL TO DESCRIBE A
PERSON.
ARE YOU LAUGHING ALREADY?
HE IS A MONSTER.
IT SAYS THAT ILLEGALS SHOULD
DESCRIBE AN ACTION SUCH AS
LIVING IN AN IMIGRATING --
LIVING IN OR IMIGRATING TO A
COUNTRY ILLEGALLY.
DISCUSS IN THE --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOUUUUNNNDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> ALL RIGHT, CAPTAIN
GIGGLES.
DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU AT
ALL?
>> NO.
IT IS PATHETIC AND STUPID.
WHAT PART IS INACCURATE?
YOU COME INTO THE COUNTRY
WOULD YOU PROPER
DOCUMENTATION.
YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW AND
YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IF THEY ARE
ILLEGALLY IN THIS COUNTRY?
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE IT IS MEAN.
>> THEN DON'T COME IN
ILLEGALLY.
>> WE ARE GOVERNED BY FEELINGS
AND NOT FACTS.
>> IT IS SILLY.
>> ARE WE GOING TO CATER TO
PEOPLE BREAKING THE LAW?
YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THEIR
FEELINGS?
>> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING
CATERERS INTO THIS?
>> SOME OF THEM ARE.
IT GAVE ME LOTS OF DIARRHEA.
>> THANK YOU, CATERERS.
APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE
THINK THE TERM IS OFFENSIVE.
BUT ISN'T IT RIGHT IF YOU ARE
BREAKING THE LAW, HOW IS IT
OFFENSIVE?
>> I AGREE WITH RICK.
IT IS DESCRIPTIVE LANGUAGE.
MY IRNTS PA IMIGRATED FROM
IRAQ IRAQ -- MY PARENTS
IMMIGRATED AND IRAQ AND THEY
DID IT IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE
LAW, BUT SOME DON'T.
YOU WILL HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE
BETWEEN THE TWO WITH
LANGUAGE.
MY PARENTS HAPPENED TO BE
LEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
THEY WERE RIGHT HANDED
IMMIGRANTS.
SHORT OF BANNING ADJECTIVES.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE
RIGHT HANDED.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
NOT A BIG FAN OF THE RIGHT
HANDED IMMIGRANT.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT HANDED.
>> YES, BUT I AM AN AMERICAN,
NOT AN IMMIGRANT FOR GOD'S
SAKES.
JEDEDIAH, THIS DISTINCT, THIS
SUBTLE DISTINCT IS DESCRIBING
AN ACTION AND NOT A PERSON
DESCRIBING THE ACTION.
IS THAT A WAY AROUND THE
LANGUAGE?
>> IT IS A COPOUT.
A LOT OF THE FOLKS THAT WRITE
FOR THE AP ARE EXPECTING THE
POLICY TO CHANGE.
WE HAVE ALL OF THE IMMIGRATION
TALK AND SOON MAYBE THEY WON'T
BE ILLEGAL.
THEY ARE PREPPING US FOR
THAT.
I REMEMBER DOING A SEGMENT ON
THE PANEL AND I SAID ILLEGAL
AND EVERYONE SORT OF PAUSED
AND GASSED.
GASPED.
I SAID THIS ACT IS ILLEGAL.
THESE ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
IF THEY WERE LEGAL WE WOULDN'T
BE HAVING THE DISCUSSION.
THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW.
IT IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
>> GRANTED THAT WAS ON A
WEIGHT LOSS INFOMERCIAL.
>> SELL SOME PROTEIN POWDER ON
A SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
>> I HAD TO LINK IT INTO
OBAMA.
>> YOU ARE THE LOU DOBBS OF
THE COMMERCIAL.
IT IS CRAZY.
>> THEY ALSO DROPPED
SCHIZOPHRENIC WITH DIAGNOSED
WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
>> DEBORAH IS ON THE FENCE
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SHE LIKES
TO SIT.
BILL IS ON THE FENCE, BUT THE
CONDOR HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
AND IT IS THIS.
I THINK THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE
RIGHT MOVE.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IS
INSENSITIVE.
I THINK THE WORD DRUNK IS
INSENSITIVE.
I PREFER SOBERLY CHALLENGED.
I THINK HOMELESS IS
OFFENSIVE.
I PREFER SEALING HO CASH CASH
CEILING CHALLENGED.
>> HE MADE UP GOOD WORDS.
>> I MADE UP A GREAT ONE.
THANK YOU, AMERICA.
USE IT LOVINGLY.
USE IT OR LOSE IT SSMENTS.
>> I BET YOU $100 YOU WILL USE
IT?
>> WON'T.
>> WILL.
>> GET A ROOM ALREADY, YOU
TWO.
>> ONE WITH A CEILING.
>>> WE ARE TAKING A BREAK.
REMEMBER "JOY OF HATE"
AMAZON.COM.
I AM OUT OF THEM, BUT I WILL
TRY TO GET YOU SOME.
>> SO 10 YEARS AGO JIM CARREY
MADE A VIDEO AND MOCKING THE
DEATH OF CHUCK HESTON.
I MENTIONED IT BRIEFLY LAST
WEEK.
ONE OF OUR GUESTS REMI --
>> MENOSOFI.
>> THANK YOU.
HE TAPED IT FOR REASON .TV AND
I SHOWED IT ON "THE FIVE" BUT
I WILL SHOW IT AGAIN.
>>
♪♪ SOMETIME STARS GET ARMED
GUARDS ♪♪
♪ WHEN THEY MAKE A MILLION
BUCKERS ♪♪
♪♪ AND THEN CALL YOU HEART LESS
[BLEEP ♪
TO WANT THE SAME ♪♪
♪♪ IS IT THE SAME ♪
♪ POLIO AND SMALLPOX ♪
♪♪ THEY NO LONGER KILL IN
MASS ♪
♪♪ BECAUSE OF VACCINATIONS THEY
ARE A THING OF THE PAST ♪
♪♪
BUT YOU TELL PARENTS TO SKIP
THEM ♪♪
♪♪ AND THE SCIENCE YOU
CONTRACT ♪♪
♪♪ BECAUSE JUST LIKE IN YOUR
MOVIES ♪
♪♪ YOU'RE TALKING OUT YOUR
*** ♪
♪ IT TAKES A TALKING ***.
♪ ♪♪
TO OPPOSE A VACCINATION ♪
♪ WHEN YOUR PHD ♪
♪ IS IN MAKE MAGAZINE FUNNY
FACES ♪
♪♪ IT TAKES A TALKING *** ♪
♪♪ TO TELL PEOPLE THEY CAN'T
ARM ♪
♪♪ WHEN YOU DON'T WALK AROUND
WITH AN UNARMED BODYGUARD ♪♪
♪ IT TAKES A TALKING *** ♪
♪♪ TO CALL THEM DE MEANTED ♪
♪♪ WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
UNINVENTED ♪
♪ IT TAKES A TALKING *** ♪
♪♪ TO BE OUT THERE PASSING
BLAME ♪♪
♪ WHEN YOU HAVE SHOT SOMEONE
ON EVERY TV EVER MADE ♪
>> ARE YOU LIKE THE GREATEST
IRAQI COWBOY EVER MADE.
DO YOU DO A LOT OF SONGS?
>> YES, I DO A LOT OF MUSICAL
COMEDY AND IS A LOT IS ON
REASON .TV AND REASON.COM AND
THEY ARE NOT ALL ABOUT JIM
CARREY.
>> I HAVE SEEN YOUR STUFF
BEFORE AND I AM IMPRESSED.
THE THING YOU FOCUS ON IS HOW
CELEBRITIES MOVE FROM ISSUE TO
ISSUE WITHOUT GETTING THAT
DEEP INTO IT BECAUSE THEY
DON'T HAVE TIME.
VACCINES -- WHAT HAS BEEN THE
CONSEQUENCE OF VACCINES?
WHERE IS THE SCIENCE?
IT JUST WENT AWAY.
THERE WAS NEVER ANY PROOF THAT
THERE WAS A LINK AND IT JUST
WENT --
>> AND IT IS SOMETHING THAT
JIM CARREY WAS INVOLVED IN.
WE KNEW HE WAS INVOLVED IN AND
HE DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO
IT.
WHEN WILL HE START PUTTING
BLAME ON PEOPLE WITH THIS GUN
STUFF AND CALLING PEOPLE NAMES
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I THINK IN THE 20th
CENTURY SMALLPOX WAS KILLING
TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE A
YEAR.
ALL OF A SUDDEN IT IS
TERRIBLE.
>> LET'S GET RID OF HIM.
>> THE WHOLE POINT, I SAID HOW
MANY PEOPLE COULD HAVE LOST
THEIR LIVES OVER THERE?
I WAS USING THE SAME MENTALITY
THEY DO WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT
GUNS.
YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS
GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> COOL.
>> I THINK WE ARE GOING TO A
BREAK NOW.
OR I WILL JUST LOOK AT YOU.
I KNOW YOU LOOK -- I KNOW YOU
LIKE LOOKING AT ME.
I KNOW YOU DO.
I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICES WHEN I
AM LYING ALONE AT NIGHT.
AND NOW TV'S ANDY LEVY.
FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
ANDY IS NOT WEARING A SWEATER
BECAUSE HE IS A JERK.
>>> YOU CAN SEE ME ON "THE
O'REILLY FACTOR."
WE DON'T DO THAT SEGMENT.
WE HANG OUT AND SOMETIMES WE
GET COFFEE AND PLAY A LITTLE
TWO-WAY GOLF.
ANDY LEVY WILL BE ON "HUKABEE"
HE WILL BE PART OF THE PANEL.
AND DON'T FORGET, A NEW "RED
EYE" AIRS ON SATURDAY AT 11:00
P.M. EASTERN AND 8:00 P.M.
PACIFIC.
GUESTS INCLUDE DIANE MACEDO
AND TUCKER CARLSON AND BROOKE
GOLDSTEIN.
A HANDSOME GROUP OF PEOPLE.
I WILL MAKE IT UGLIER.
11:00 P.M. EASTERN ON
SATURDAY.
IT IS IMPORTANT YOU WATCH.
>> BACK TO TV'S ANDY LEVY FOR
THE POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> THANKS, GREG.
RICK?
>> YES.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH
TWITTER WITH YOU?
HOW IS THE FOLLOWER COUNT?
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, I WANT MORE.
IF I CAN GET ONE MORE TONIGHT
IT WILL BE WORTH BEING HERE.
>> EVERYBODY JUST STOP
FOLLOWING HIM.
>> WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT MY
TWITTER HANDLE ON THE BOTTOM?
>> I ASKED THEM NOT TO.
>> THAT'S WHY I DON'T HAVE
MONTH ARE FOLLOWERS.
>> JEDEDIAH, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE?
>> I HAVE NOTHING TO PROMOTE
SO I WILL THANK THE "RED EYE"
FANS FOR THE TWEETS.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU GET MORE
FOLLOWERS.
AND A HOT DRESS.
>> REMI, ANYTHING?
>> REASON TV, VIDEO ON THERE.
HOPEFULLY SOMETHING NEW NEXT
WEEK.
>> ARE YOU PERFORMING ANYWHERE
THAT PEOPLE CAN BUY TICKETS?
>> AMERICAN UNIVERSITY
TOMORROW NIGHT, IN LIKE 12
HOURS.
4:00 A.M. ALREADY.
>> AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES,
PEOPLE.
>> MY ALMA-MATER.
>> YOU WENT THERE?
>> YES, FOR A YEAR AND A
HALF.
>> BYE, ANDY.
STOP WEARING VESTS.
THAT'S MY THING.