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HEY, DADDY.
SON.
AH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, EH?
THE SUN IS BRIGHTER, AND THE ROSES SMELL FRESHER.
AND DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY?
YOU CLIPPED YOUR EYEBROWS AND MUSTACHE
SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE AND SMELL THINGS NOW?
MOCK ALL YOU WANT, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU TODAY.
WHILE YOU HAD THE TRIMMERS OUT, BRO,
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR EARS, MAN.
I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ONLINE.
HER NAME IS LINDSAY, AND SHE'S PERFECT.
WELL, SHE HAS ONE FLAW.
HER *** ARE SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN I AM USED TO.
BUT, OH, WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
DADDY, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GONE OUT WITH HER?
LAST NIGHT WAS OUR FIRST DATE, AND IT WAS MAGICAL.
SHE SAYS I AM THE MOST HANDSOME MAN SHE'D EVER SEEN.
OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
SO WHEN YOU KISSED HER GOOD NIGHT,
DID HER SEEING EYE DOG GROWL?
SHE'S NOT BLIND, SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT ME,
AND WE ARE GOING OUT AGAIN TONIGHT.
YOU, HOWEVER, WILL DIE ALONE
WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR FULL OF COBWEBS.
(Angie) YOU KNOW, BENNY...
THE INTERNET MIGHT BE
THE PERFECT WAY FOR YOU TO MEET A MAN.
I GOT MY OWN WAYS OF MEETING MEN.
I DRINK UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE TOM SELLECK.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD A REAL RELATIONSHIP IN OVER A YEAR.
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO THROW YOUR NET OUT THERE
ANGIE, PLEASE.
MY MOM'S ALREADY CAUGHT ENOUGH THINGS FROM DATING.
GEORGE...
YOUR MOM'S PERFECT MAN MIGHT NOT BE IN L.A.
HE COULD BE IN A TRAILER IN NORTH CAROLINA
OR A TRAILER IN WYOMING OR A TRAILER IN ALABAMA.
I GOT IT-- "OPERATION TAKE OUT THE TRASH."
LOOK AT THAT.
THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF MEN ON THIS WEB SITE
IN YOUR AGE RANGE.
MOM, COME ON, LET'S FIND YOUR DREAM MAN.
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS. I DON'T NEED HELP MEETING A MAN.
YOU NEED HELP MEETING A GOOD MAN.
SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T TURN TO YOU AT LAST CALL AND SAY,
"HEY, BUDDY, WHY DON'T WE GO OUT AND GET A COUPLE CHICKS?"
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WOULD BE NICE TO MEET A GOOD MAN--
A GUY WHO WOULDN'T INTERRUPT THE DATE EVERY FIVE MINUTES
TO GO CALL HIS WIFE.
OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S A PROFILE BUILDER
WITH A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS.
ALL RIGHT. PREFERRED AGE RANGE?
UM, LEGAL AND UP.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A FUN DATE?
COCKFIGHTS ARE FUN.
I'M GONNA PUT DOWN BIRD-WATCHING.
DRINKING, SMOKING, GAMBLING.
IDEAL COMPANION?
DRINKER, SMOKER, GAMBLER.
LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE ANY MATCHES.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT. THREE GUYS CAME UP.
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONE.
OH.
NEXT ONE.
UGH...
ALL RIGHT...
AY.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?
HERE'S $30. TOM SELLECK'S ON ME TONIGHT.
HEY, DAD, WHEN CAN I HAVE MY FIRST BEER?
BUT MOST OF MY FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN DRUNK.
I WANNA SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
LET ME TELL YOU A TRAGIC STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE
WHO STARTED DRINKING AT YOUR AGE--GRANDMA. THE END.
EDDIE?
EDDIE CARTER, RIGHT?
YEAH. DO I KNOW YOU?
GEORGE LOPEZ. REMEMBER, YOU USED TO GO OUT
WITH MY MOM BENNY WHEN I WAS A KID?
OH, YEAH! LITTLE GEORGE.
MAN, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
AND YOU HAD A SKINNY BODY AND A GIANT HEAD.
NOW... YOU'RE OLDER.
THIS IS MY SON MAX.
THIS GUY IS GREAT. WHEN HE WAS GOING OUT WITH YOUR GRANDMA,
HE USED TO TAKE ME TO DODGER GAMES,
BOUGHT ME HOT DOGS, SOUVENIRS--
HE BOUGHT ME MY FIRST BEER WHEN I WAS 14...
INNINGS INTO A GREAT GAME ON MY 21st BIRTHDAY.
SO, UH...
HOW'S YOUR MOM?
I BET SHE LEFT THE FACTORY,
SETTLED DOWN AND MARRIED A GOOD MAN.
YOU KNOW, SORT OF. I MEAN, SHE'S STILL AT THE FACTORY,
HER HOUSE BURNED DOWN, AND SHE GOT LEFT AT THE ALTAR,
SO IT'S NOT THE WORST YEAR SHE'S EVER HAD.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, EDDIE? YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
YEAH, A COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
I'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER WOMAN LIKE YOUR MOM.
WHERE YOU BEEN LOOKING?
HEY, I KNOW YOU GUYS HAD SOME ROUGH TIMES,
BUT BENNY WAS ALL RIGHT.
WHEN YOU SEE HER, TELL HER I MISS HER.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE? WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?
I'M HAVING A BARBECUE AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
SHE'LL BE THERE. WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER?
OH, THANKS, GEORGE. IT'D BE NICE TO SEE BENNY AGAIN.
SHE WAS ONE CLASSY LADY.
JUST TO BE SURE...
THIS IS MY MOM, RIGHT?
THIS IS THE BENNY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH, THAT'S HER.
MAN, SHE GOT BETTER-LOOKING WITH AGE.
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
THREE.
NO.
OKAY.
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR REGISTER! NOW!
OH, AND A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME FLOWERS.
I GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
(War's "Low Rider" playing)
♪ ALL MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♪
(Carmen) MOM?
MOM, I JUST GOT MY LETTERS FROM NORTHWESTERN, IOWA AND COLUMBIA.
OH, IT'S GONNA BE A TOUGH CHOICE.
THEY'RE ALL GREAT COLLEGES!
OH! NORTHWESTERN, MY FIRST CHOICE.
THE ONLY SCHOOL I REALLY WANT TO GO TO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL IN CHICAGO, ANYWAY.
IT'S A WINDY CITY-- A TERRIBLE COLLEGE FOR HAIR.
OH, I CAN'T DO THIS. YOU DO IOWA.
(giggles)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A GREAT FEELING ABOUT COLUMBIA.
SORRY, HONEY.
WELL... WHO WANTS TO GO TO NEW YORK, ANYWAY?
I MEAN, SHOPPING, AND THEATER AND NIGHTLIFE...
STUPID CITY NEVER SLEEPS, AND I NEED MY EIGHT HOURS!
CARMEN...
DON'T BE TOO UPSET.
THERE'S STILL A LETTER COMING FROM NORTHERN VERMONT STATE.
GO, MAPLE TAPPERS!
ANGIE, I GOT THE GINGER ALE FOR YOUR STOMACH.
THANKS.
GEORGE, CARMEN JUST GOT REJECTED
FROM NORTHWESTERN, IOWA AND COLUMBIA.
HEY, THE HELL WITH THEM! CARMEN'S STILL GOT VERMONT.
AND IF THAT DON'T WORK OUT, SHE CAN GO
TO VALLEY COMMUNITY COLLEGE LIKE HER OLD MAN.
SHE'LL BE A LEGACY.
YOU DROPPED OUT AFTER TWO WEEKS.
THAT'S TWO MORE WEEKS OF COLLEGE THAN YOU HAD!
JEALOUSY IS SO UGLY, SO HIGH SCHOOL.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
UH, I'M...
BRINGING YOU A BEER...
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA.
AND I'M GONNA DRINK THIS BEER,
BECAUSE I LOVE IT.
(knock on door)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
I RAN INTO ONE OF YOUR EX-BOYFRIENDS
AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE.
EDDIE GARCIA?
EDDIE JOHNSON?
EDDIE CAMACHO?
NO, YOU GUYS HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.
OH...
"BIG EDDIE" BERGMAN.
"FAST" EDDIE... "FREAKY" EDDIE!
MOM!
"SLOW, STEADY, SWEATY" EDDIE!
óRALE, JOAN COLLINS!
YOUR CLASSY LADY'S WAITING FOR YOU.
EDDIE CARTER.
HELLO, BENITA.
YOU LOOK JUST AS LOVELY
AS THE DAY YOU CHASED ME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
WITH A HOT IRON.
I STILL GOT THE TRIANGLE ON MY ***.
CONSIDERING WHERE I WAS AIMING,
YOU WERE LUCKY YOU TURNED AROUND.
EDDIE, THIS IS MY WIFE ANGIE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I WONDER IF YOU COULD COME OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT AND TALK.
(Angie) WHO'S THAT?
THE ONLY GOOD GUY MY MOM EVER DATED.
WHY'D SHE BREAK UP WITH HIM?
WHO KNOWS? YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS JUST HAPPEN.
I MEAN, WHY DOES THE WIND BLOW?
BECAUSE AIR NATURALLY MOVES FROM A HIGH PRESSURE SYSTEM
(makes buzzing noise)
WRONG. NICE TRY.
NOBODY KNOWS. THAT'S MY POINT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE ZOO,
AND THE RHINOS WERE ABOUT TO... (whistles)?
IT'S LIKE THAT.
THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S THE DOMINANT MALE.
WE'RE GONNA GO FOR A LITTLE DRIVE.
WHY DON'T YOU START DINNER WITHOUT US?
OKAY, YOU KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, EDDIE,
HER CURFEW IS THE FIRST WEEK OF AUGUST.
IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP HER OUT PAST THEN,
REALLY, BRO, THANK YOU.
GEORGE, DUDE...
DON'T KEEP THINGS FROM ME, ALL RIGHT?
I'M YOUR FRIEND. YOU NEED TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.
OKAY, FINE, I SUBMITTED YOUR NAME TO "EXTREME MAKEOVER."
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THOSE EARS. MIGHT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MEL AND JACK.
I HEARD THEY WERE GONNA CLOSE THE FACTORY.
WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
WELL, MICHELLE FROM ACCOUNTING WAS ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE.
AND MEL AND JACK WALKED BY, AND I HEARD THEM TALKING
THAT THEY WERE GONNA SELL THE FACTORY.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. MICHELLE IS HOT.
MAN, WHY WOULD SHE ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE?
NOT HOT MICHELLE, NASTY MICHELLE.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE FACTORY?
LET ME CALL MEL AND JACK.
ERNIE, DID YOU GET THAT STUFF FOR THE BARBECUE WE FORGOT?
OH, NO, THE CONVENIENCE STORE IS CLOSED, MAN.
WHEN?
WELL, LIKE AN HOUR AGO. THE DUDE HELD IT UP AT GUNPOINT.
GET OUT OF HERE! MAX AND I WERE JUST THERE!
WELL, MAYBE YOU SAW THE GUY.
GEORGE, YOU DON'T THINK THAT EDDIE...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEIRD THING IS?
THEY SAY THAT THE CROOK DIDN'T JUST STEAL THE CASH.
HE TOOK A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME FLOWERS, TOO.
IT'S CIRCUMSTANTIAL! EDDIE'S THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
AND THE WITNESS SAYS HE SAW THE CROOK
TALKING TO A MEXICAN DUDE WITH HIS LITTLE GIRL
JUST BEFORE HE ROBBED HIM.
DAMN IT! MAX NEEDS A HAIRCUT. I TOLD YOU!
GOTTA GO FIND MY MOM!
I JUST SENT HER OUT WITH AN ARMED ROBBER!
GEORGE, HE COULD KIDNAP HER OR KILL HER!
DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT! I STILL GOTTA FIND HER.
HEY.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I DECIDED TO GET MARRIED AGAIN?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
YOU JUST MET THIS WOMAN ONLINE A FEW DAYS AGO.
WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT HER?
WELL, I KNOW SHE'S A STUNNING 27 YEAR OLD WHO LOVES ME.
27? THAT'S YOUNGER THAN ME.
I KNOW. HIGH-FIVE!
ANGIE... ANGIE...
IF YOU MET HER, YOU WOULD LIKE HER.
SHE HAS EXQUISITE TASTE.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE DIAMOND BRACELET SHE PICKED OUT.
SHE ALREADY HAS YOU BUYING HER EXPENSIVE JEWELRY?
SHE ONLY ACCEPTED THE BRACELET
BECAUSE SHE KNEW IT MADE ME HAPPY.
SAME WITH THE WATCH AND THE CAR.
OH, IT'S A 2-YEAR LEASE. COME ON, SAVE ME THE DRAMATICS!
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
REALLY?
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FEVER. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SICK?
WELL, THE PAST FEW MORNINGS,
I'VE JUST FELT A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A STOMACH BUG.
OR MAYBE... YOU'RE PREGNANT!
(laughing) YEAH, RIGHT.
I WENT TO THIRSTY'S, I CHECKED HER APARTMENT,
I LOOKED IN HER DRAWERS, I CAN'T FIND MY MOM ANYWHERE.
I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
HOW COULD YOU HAVE NO CLUE THIS GUY WAS AN ARMED ROBBER?
I SAW THE GUY IN THE STORE FOR TWO MINUTES!
WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
WERE THERE ANY SIGNS HE WAS A CRIMINAL?
I MEAN, HE DOVE IN THE BUSHES WHEN THE COPS DROVE BY.
HE BURIED CASH IN THE BACKYARD
AND BEAT SOME DUDE WITH A BAT WHO OWED HIM MONEY.
ANGIE, HE WAS A REGULAR NEIGHBORHOOD GUY!
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
EDDIE'S A CRIMINAL. HE ROBBED THE CONVENIENCE STORE.
OH, I KNOW. WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I GOT RID OF HIM?
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME, MOM. I THOUGHT HE KIDNAPPED YOU!
YOU DID WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
OH, PLEASE!
HE'S SHOT FEWER PEOPLE THAN THE VICE PRESIDENT!
WHEN DID YOU CALL THE COPS?
ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO. WHY?
OH... I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
EDDIE IS GONNA THINK THAT I TURNED HIM IN!
AND WHEN THE COPS BUST HIM, HE'S GONNA GIVE ME UP!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GIVE YOU UP?
MOM, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!
WELL...
MOM, WHAT'D YOU DO? ROB A PLACE? SHOOT SOMEONE?
I KNOW--YOU FLASHED SOMEONE, AND THEY KILLED THEMSELVES.
NO, GEORGE!
I DROVE A GETAWAY CAR ONCE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS ROBBING THE PLACE!
HE JUMPED IN THE CAR, HE TOLD ME TO PEEL OUT.
I DID, THEN I THREW THE GUN OUT THE WINDOW,
AND I PAINTED MY CAR WHITE.
YOU DIDN'T PAINT THE CAR WHITE!
I PAINTED IT WHITE!
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE TEACHING ME KARATE!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
MOM, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
THERE'S A STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS.
GEORGE, IT WAS IN ARIZONA. I CROSSED STATE LINES.
THEY CAN BUST ME ANYTIME.
MM-HMM?
THEY DON'T ALLOW CIGARETTES IN PRISON ANYMORE!
I WILL DIE.
AND EVEN IF YOU DID GET ARRESTED,
THEY WOULD SEND YOU TO A WOMEN'S PRISON.
ALL YOU'D HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS THAT BUTCHY WOMAN
WHO RULES THE SHOWER, AND THAT COULD BE YOU!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE IN THE DARK?
I JUST GOT MY LETTER FROM NORTHERN VERMONT.
BUT I'M AFRAID TO OPEN IT.
THIS IS MY LAST SHOT, MOM.
NOT JUST FOR AN EDUCATION, FOR FREEDOM.
I CAN'T PARTY AND PIERCE THINGS IN THIS HOUSE.
I NEED TO GO AWAY.
CARMEN, IF FOR SOME CRAZY REASON,
THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO TAKE YOU,
THEN YOUR DAD CAN PULL SOME STRINGS FOR YOU
AT VALLEY COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
YOU'RE A LEGACY.
MOM, THAT PLACE IS A JOKE, AND I DIDN'T EVEN APPLY.
IT'S NOT A JOKE, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS APPLY.
I JUST GOT A COUPON IN THE MAIL.
IT'LL SAVE YOU $10 ON TUITION,
AND WE CAN GET OUR CARPETS CLEANED.
COME ON, VERMONT.
I WANNA DO THIS ALONE.
GOOD LUCK, HONEY.
UH, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
WAIT, I GOTTA CALL JACK AND MEL
IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT.
YEAH, MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME LOSING MY JOB?
YEAH, THIS MAY BE BIGGER THAN THAT.
REMEMBER LAST MONTH WHEN WE WERE WATCHING "MR. AND MRS. SMITH,"
AND YOU CHASED ME UPSTAIRS, CALLED ME "ANGELINA"?
WELL, BRAD...
I MIGHT BE GIVING YOU WHAT JENNIFER WOULDN'T.
A CAMBODIAN KID?
NO!
I MIGHT BE PREGNANT.
WHAT?! OH, NO, HELL, NO. HEY, HELL, NO.
YOU BETTER HOPE THAT BRAD AND ANGELINA
WANTED A LITTLE MEXICAN KID FOR THEIR COLLECTION,
BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE RAISING ANOTHER ONE!
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
WHAT ABOUT THE EXTRA ROOM?
THAT WAS GONNA BE MY HOME THEATER!
YOUR HOME THEATER? HOW COULD YOU BE SO SELFISH?
WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY BODY?!
OH, MAN, THE HORMONES ARE ALREADY KICKING IN.
MOM, WHERE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU!
GEORGE, THE POLICE ARE AT MY PLACE.
I CAN'T GET INSIDE. I NEED CASH QUICK.
MOM. RUNNING AWAY MAKES YOU LOOK GUILTY.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I AM GUILTY!
NOW GIVE ME 300 BUCKS, AND I'LL CALL YOU
AFTER I BUY A HOUSE IN GUATEMALA!
I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY.
GEORGE, I NEED YOUR HELP!
I'M NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE WITH 60 BUCKS,
A PACK OF SMOKES AND EDDIE'S GUN!
WHAT THE HELL?!
I DON'T KNOW. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE ASKED IF HE COULD STAY AT MY PLACE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,
AND THEN I SAID NO, AND WE HAD THIS HUGE FIGHT.
AND THAT IS WHEN HE MUST HAVE PUT IT IN MY PURSE!
(knock on door)
(George) MOM, IT'S THE COPS.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GEORGE, LISTEN.
DON'T LET THEM IN, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE
I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF THIS GUN!
(knock)
HEY, HEY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MAN!
I GOTTA PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I KNOW, MOM?
WHAT DID YOU DO? STEAL A CAR? KNOCK OFF A BANK?
MAYBE YOU GOT A BALLOON FULL OF *** IN YOUR BUTT.
I NEED SOME TIME, GEORGE. LIE! MAKE UP SOMETHING!
MOM, I'M NOT LYING TO THE POLICE.
(knock)
COVER FOR ME, GEORGE, PLEASE! I'M YOUR MOTHER. I RAISED YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF THERE.
(cell phone rings)
GEORGE, CALL ME. I JUST WENT THROUGH MEL AND JACK'S DESK.
THEY'RE MOVING THE COMPANY TO MEXICO!
I CAN'T LOSE MY JOB! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
(gasps)
WELL, LINDSAY, THERE IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO ASK YOU.
ARE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ?
UH, YES.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR YOUR MOTHER. DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
WHY? DID SOMEBODY ORDER A STRIPPER-GRAM?
I GET IT-- YOU HOLD A BOOM BOX
WHILE "OFFICER GRIND IT" HERE GETS DOWN TO A G-STRING.
WE HAVE EDDIE CARTER IN CUSTODY,
AND WE WANNA TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. IS SHE HERE?
MR. LOPEZ, IF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS AND YOU DON'T TELL US,
YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE.