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Your sister, she's an
incredibly dangerous woman!
What happened to Claire?
The music box, it infected her.
It was destroyed, so we had
no artifact to neutralize.
The only solution was to put
Claire in an artifact-induced coma.
You're my sister, and there's
no way I'm leaving you like this.
Make way!
Make way for their Royal Majesties!
Make way!
God save the Queen!
Hip hip huzzah!
Hip hip huzzah!
Greetings, Royal subjects
and visitors from the future.
The brave knight who
triumphs in today's tournament
shall win my daughter's hand in marriage.
Let the festivities begin!
Huzzah!
Uh, you do know how juggling works, right?
No, man. You're supposed to catch them.
That's the juggling part!
Oh, knave.
Your fly is undone!
- Oh, loser!
- He's awful.
Oh, Forsooth! Here's
another loser who vexes me!
Is he okay?
He's having a heart
attack! Somebody call 911!
You okay?
Mister!
Call 911!
Don't panic!
Don't panic.
I mean, we could say they're cajun-style.
Oh, my God. Tell me there's cereal.
When's Abigail back from her trip?
Why? She doesn't cook either.
No, but she orders in really well.
The new Dark Vault is ready.
You have my permission to
come back to the Warehouse.
The new Vault is marvelous.
Say what you will about Paracelsus,
but the man had a knack for security.
I've incorporated a few of his
ideas, albeit it in a fashion
more suitable to my
beloved steampunk motif.
I need a little help getting
the artifacts moved back in.
Oh!
We have a ping.
- Oh, thank God. I've been so bored.
- Yes!
From a Renaissance Faire.
- Not it.
- No.
N...
Tell me there's something
else behind door number two.
No, but thanks for playing.
Now wait a minute. Are
you out of your mind?
Renaissance Faires are awesome, man.
They've got swords and wenches,
and you can be a knight or a knave.
Which one do you want to
be, huh, knight or knave?
- I want to be a federal agent.
- You're already a federal agent.
- Exactly.
- All right. Well, I want to be a knave.
You don't know what a knave is, do you?
- It's a good thing.
- Uh-huh.
Be a knave. Take the
federal agent with you.
Claudia and Myka can help me here.
- Where is Claudia, by the way?
- Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna go track her down,
and we'll meet you there.
Excellent. Oh, tell me there's cereal.
- Spices, tea, home remedies.
- Methinks not, Sir.
Ooh, look! Swords!
My God, this is everything
I've ever wanted.
Okay, now it's everything I've ever wanted.
- Wait, Jinksy, hold it!
- What, what?
- Costume rentals!
- No!
Come on, man! You can be a knight!
Or not. Not is also an option.
But, man, I thought Halloween
was, like, gay Christmas.
You don't like costumes?
I'm not a cliché. I-I don't
watch the Oscars either.
Really? Oh, maybe I'm gay.
- Tournament today, 3:00!
- Federal agent.
I need to speak with
whoever's in charge here.
S'wounds! An officer of the court.
- 'Tis an honor, Milord.
- Yes, fine.
Can you please just
tell me who's in charge?
T'would be the King, Milord.
Thee must seek a Royal audience.
- Of course I must.
- Cool.
Follow me.
Make way!
Make way for the officers of the court.
Hello, Kingdom.
Yes, 'tis my good fortune
to be not only the sovereign
of this fair county,
but also its proprietor.
- You own the faire?
- Forsooth!
- 'Tis so.
- That's awesome.
Oh, well.
Mayhaps Milords would fancy a
round of darts or knucklebones?
Knucklebones? That sounds like...
Like something that you can play later.
Right after we play
"tell the federal agents
everything you know without
the 'thees' and the 'thous.'"
Okay.
This way.
Look, a Ren Faire is an
interactive experience.
And people come to play
along, not just watch.
I got to stay in character.
It's good for business.
The faster you start talking, the
faster you can put that crown back on.
What about the Jester with the Scepter?
The one who made the heckler laugh?
- Who is he?
- And where can we find him?
I've never seen the guy before.
Plus he was wearing a mask!
How about a list of your employees?
Sure, but it won't help.
I mean, we got tons of Jesters.
Half of 'em are paying customers, even,
and the customers are the good ones.
Well, there must be some
way to narrow it down.
- How many Jesters can there be?
- Look around.
And that's just the line to the John.
Gadzooks.
_
Told you I'd be back.
Let's get started.
Despite everything Artie
told you, you're here anyway.
She's my sister.
I didn't leave Joshua stuck
in an inter-dimensional prison.
I didn't leave Steve dead, and
I'm not leaving Claire like this.
Look, Claude, you know I
just had a huge wake-up call,
and life is shorter than you ever think.
I can't imagine mine without my sister.
So what you're saying is...
What's the plan?
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So since we don't have the artifact
that turned my sister into
Carrie, we can't neutralize it.
And the artefact energy has still live
somewhere, if you take it out of Claire...
We got to put it in something.
Wait, you know that combining artifacts...
Is dangerous? Yes.
And you know that my sister
has been in a coma for 15 years.
I think a little danger
is worth it, don't you?
- Bob Dylan's bus transfer.
- That's right.
His transition from acoustic to electric
marked a major change in his music.
You know, it might not
have been Dylan's best move,
but the uproar from his
fans make this artifact...
Extremely dangerous!
And also very useful to what
we are about to do right now.
Okay, moving on.
Alessandro Volta's biscuit barrel.
Volta invented the battery...
Which is a way to store the energy.
So the bus ticket will transfer the
energy from Claire into the biscuit barrel.
- Nice.
- Exactly.
Please note that I did not say anything
about how dangerous that could be.
Okay, what do you need me to do?
Well, since Claire can't hold
on to the artifacts herself,
we've got to help her out.
You take one hand, I'll take the other?
These officers of the court would just
like to ask you all a few questions.
Nope, nada, nyet.
That Jester that made the guy laugh,
I just want to know if
you've seen him today.
Not so, I'faith, ne'er e'en then.
- So would you recognize him?
- Good sir!
I shan't recognize a knave
under any circumstance.
- Look, I just want to know if...
- Knave, dost thou know
how many knights it takes
to changeth a lightbulb?
- Stop that!
- Dude, not cool!
If you don't answer my question,
this puppet is gonna see parts
of you that not even your doc...
Whoa!
Surely he jests, fair knave.
Okay, guys. Let's just chillax, shall we?
Look, we just want to
know if you know anything
about the Jester that
made the heckler laugh.
Not my shift. You guys ask Oswald?
Oswald? No, who's Oswald?
He was one of the guys
onstage when it happened.
So why wasn't he here
with all the other Jesters?
Oswald isn't a real Jester.
He was just filling in.
- He's a doofer.
- A "doofer"?
You know, a guy who does things.
Like, the doofer gets hit with the pie.
He's the target for the knife thrower,
the prisoner in the dungeon.
He shovels the horse...
Sure, we get it. He's the doofer.
Now, where can we find him?
Mm-mm-mm.
- You little...
- I-I know.
I know, walk away. I just...
Dunk a punk! Douse a louse!
Soak a bloke, 10 shillings!
Step right up, Milords!
A mere 10 shillings.
Oh, no, thank you, Milady.
We just want to talk to your pal up there.
Oh, nay, kind Sir. Thou cannot.
Not until Milord hits the target.
Well, Milord is happy to oblige.
Thank you.
All right. What's so important?
You were onstage when the
guy had the heart attack.
Oh, yeah. Poor guy.
Wait, wait. That wasn't my fault, okay?
I-I didn't make him
laugh. I am never funny.
- Ask anyone.
- I think you're funny.
The doofer's been dunked.
Great.
Hey, look, no one's blaming you, okay?
We just want to know what happened.
Ask one of the knights.
I mean, ask the King. He was there.
We already asked everybody else.
Oh, of course, because the doofer
is always the last one on the list.
You know I was supposed
to be a knight by now?
That's what my contract says.
I'm sure they'll make
you a knight soon, Ozzie.
That's easy for you to say.
You get bumped up to
lady-in-waiting next week.
I-I've been a doofer for three seasons.
It... no, no. I need to talk to the King.
You need to talk to us, okay?
We want to know what you saw.
Hey, look out!
You stop the cart, and I'll get the girl!
Pete, look out!
Myka, look. It's working.
Claude, just hold on.
Mykes, her hand!
Is that it?
I don't know. Bag 'em.
Okay.
Where am I?
Where the hell did it go?
Well, no evil Jesters,
no laughing hecklers,
but I'm guessing "Mr.
Toad's Wild Chariot Ride"
has got to be related, right?
'Tis all part of the spectacle!
Oh, forsooth.
'Tis the grandest
entertainment in the land.
Maybe we should shut this place down.
No, we can't.
Whoever has the artifact will go home.
We'd never find 'em.
What the hell was that?
I don't have to tell you
how bad this is for business.
It's very, very bad.
A round of knucklebones for all!
Huzzah!
Come on, will you help me out here, boys?
Uh...
Milords, Miladies, gather round!
We know a guy with a Renaissance Grudge
- against his Lordship.
- Bad for business has got to be
at the top of our disgruntled
doofer's to-do list.
I don't understand.
Where am I?
You're at a hospital, a special hospital.
Who are you ladies?
Well, my name is Myka, and, um, this is...
Uh...
I'm Claudia. I'm your sister.
No, you're not.
My sister's seven years old.
Um, listen, there was...
There was a car accident,
and you've been in a coma
for a really long time.
A coma?
Cars?
But that was... no way. Come on.
I don't believe you. I don't.
I-I know. It sounds insane.
Yes, because it is insane.
No, see? That is Claudia.
See? And I'm... old.
Oh, my God. I'm old.
You're not old. You're
just... you're older.
How much older?
I... 15 years.
15 years?
- That means you're...
- 22.
So I'm 30?
I'm 30 years old?
- How can I be 30 years old?
- Don't worry!
We're gonna get everything
sorted out, okay? I promise.
Everything is gonna be all right.
I missed the Garbage
Concert. I missed the prom!
I missed graduation!
- How is this gonna be all right?
- Just trust me, okay?
We're gonna talk everything
through from the very beginning.
Just give me one sec.
I have a feeling this is
maybe gonna take a while.
Yeah, I'm just gonna put
these back where they belong.
Thank you.
And, hey, um, Artie might
be not so happy about this.
You think you could soften him
up a bit before we get there?
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of Artie.
Okay, Catarina, we're
looking for your pal Oswald.
- Um...
- Target practice, look.
Another one?
You get the wizard, I'll
take care of the crowd!
Hey, get down! Hey, get back!
Hey!
Okay, neat trick. Now what the hell?
Coming, princess!
Okay, okay. There you go.
There you go, there you go.
Ah, some special effects!
Wow, best Ren Faire ever!
There you go.
Not all on fire.
I used to like magic.
Not a Mark on her! What a show, huh?
Ho-ho-ho.
Huh? Come on.
Let's hear it for
King what's-his-name.
Hey, not so fast there, Ozzie Ozbean.
What do you want me for?
Look, I-I... I've never played a magician,
and I'm not even on the clock, okay?
That may be so, but wherever
you are, chaos seems to follow.
Time to grill the ***.
And, um, I get a free room
here at the bed and breakfast,
although it's not so much
breakfast anymore, so...
You got a lot of stuff.
Oh, God, yeah. God, I guess I do.
Um, I didn't have very much
when I came here, so I...
I don't know, maybe I'm just
trying to make up for that.
Mm.
What's this?
Oh, this is... um, iPad.
It's like a little computer.
You can listen to music or read
books or surf the Internet on it.
Mm. The Internet's still around?
Dad said that'd be a passing fad.
Yeah, well, he probably didn't
think pants were here to stay either.
Uh, that's for an Xbox.
- Uh, video games.
- Oh, like, um, Donkey Kong.
Yeah, except nobody plays Do...
Yeah, just like Donkey Kong.
I got to say, I'm really hating this.
And I totally get that.
I-I just... Nothing feels real.
Wait, that's it, isn't it? It's a dream.
It's just a weird dream.
I'm just gonna wake up and be me again.
Claire, I'm sorry.
It's not a dream.
It has to be.
It has to be!
This cannot be my life!
Look, it's... it's okay.
Everything is gonna be all right.
Please stop saying it's gonna
be all right, 'cause it's not.
None of this is all right.
I don't recognize anything or anyone!
Claire, I'm sorry.
You're right, it's a lot.
It's a lot to take in, but
you're gonna catch up fast.
You know why? 'Cause I did.
What, you were in a coma too?
I was in a mental institution.
You were? Why?
Long, long story, but I spent my
formative years in a psych ward,
and not to outdo you, but crazy girl
carries a lot more stigma than coma girl.
Oh.
Look, yes, maybe there are
some things you can't get back
like the prom or the Garbage Concert,
but we'll catch you up on
everything else, I promise.
Besides, I hear high school's overrated.
I don't think we missed much
avoiding all that teen drama.
Wait.
Is this...
Your guitar?
Yeah, my strongest memories
of you are with that guitar,
which probably has a lot to do with
why I'm completely guitar-obsessed.
Yeah, you are.
Hey, do you want to see where I play?
Okay.
Okay.
Alice?
Are you in there?
Wha... okay. Yeah, ju... sorry.
Just go back to planning ways to kill me.
- So what's the plan?
- Don't do that!
Artie, do not start with me.
Took you long enough. Where's Claudia?
She's busy. You and I can handle this.
There was a time when people
actually did what I said.
Oh, boo-hoo. What is the plan?
All right.
We are going to carefully
load all these artifacts
back into the newly
secured Dark Vault very,
- very, very carefully.
- Got it.
Okay, listen, Artie.
I need to, um,
ease you into something.
Did you not hear me say
"very, very carefully"?
Everything here... everything...
Is extremely unstable.
It is critical that no negative energy...
This is not my first
time in the Dark Vault!
- Shh, shh.
- Although "Vault" is a joke.
Okay, this place is about as
secure as a kiosk at the mall.
Don't...
And how many times has Alice
escaped from that mirror anyway?
Which is why I have been working
night and day to install
new security measures.
Doesn't anybody ever listen to me?
Do not snap at me, okay?
You said you didn't
want any help with that!
Aah! No.
J... no negative energy now.
I don't know what's making
all these things happen.
And yet you're always there when they do.
- Wha...
- I don't know.
Maybe it's aimed at him?
Do you have any enemies?
Anybody that might want to hurt you?
No, look, look, I am just trying to
get through my already humiliating day.
All right, well, let's
start with the juggling.
Tell us everything you
did or touched leading up
to the Jester's performance.
I-I did everything that I normally do.
All the usual stuff, except
getting my fortune told.
You don't usually get your fortune told?
Oh, my God.
The fortune teller? Is
tha... did she curse me?
Am I doing all of this with my mind?
Well, stranger things have happened.
- What'd she say to you?
- Madame Dooriya?
Uh, she... she asked me
what I wanted, you know?
What... what would make me happy.
I want to become a knight, and I
want to win the hand of the princess.
I mean, not just the job
thing... I mean, I actually
want to go out with the
girl who plays the princess.
You are not a hero.
To become a knight and win
the hand of the princess,
you must become a hero.
Okay. How?
The cards will show the way.
All right, well, let's see what
else Madame Dooriya has to say.
Wow.
How many bags did we bring?
Madame D really wouldn't like this.
No, she really, really wouldn't.
All right, lady, secret service.
We know you put a curse on this fine
young man right here, and we want you
to hand over whatever
it is you used to do it.
I haven't cursed anyone in years.
Not since my ex-husband. Ribbit, ribbit.
I didn't even read the cards for this one.
Yes, she did.
Pete, look.
Oh.
Let's bag 'em.
- You ready, Jinksy?
- Mmhmm.
Damn it, nothing.
We got a gypsy on the run!
Knight to B4!
Wow!
Halt! Depart the board!
You know they're just using you, right?
Steve, go around that way and flank her.
Look out!
The white queen!
Okay, this thing's just broken.
Hey, it's time travel day!
Steve, she's behind you!
Oh!
Lady just disappeared.
So did Madame Dooriya.
- That was awesome.
- Best Ren Faire ever!
- Okay, keep it.
- Thanks.
Wow, how did coffee get to be so expensive?
Oh, I have no explanation for that.
So, you know, it's not
exactly the viper room,
but the crowd is always enthusiastic...
Although, in fairness,
that might be the caffeine.
It's very cool.
Weren't you nervous to
play in front of people?
Yeah, definitely, but
you know, Pete kind of
talked me into it, and
then after that first night,
when they all clapped,
let's just say I'm addicted
to more than just coffee.
Would you play for me?
Twist my arm.
But, hey, you've got to sing with me.
Oh, I've been in a coma for 15 years.
I'm pretty sure I'm rusty.
And I can guarantee you rolling
stone is not here to review us.
Oh, thank God rolling stone's still around.
Okay.
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
- Wait. Is that...
- ♪ Ba, da, ba, da, da ♪
Garbage, when I grow up.
- Oh.
- Since you missed the concert,
I thought we could have one of our own.
♪
♪ Cut my tongue out ♪
♪ I've been caught out ♪
♪ Like a giant juggernaut ♪
♪ Happy hours, golden showers ♪
♪ On a cruise to freak you out ♪
Go.
♪ We could fly a helicopter ♪
♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪
♪ Entertain you ♪
♪ Celebrate you ♪
♪ I'll be back to frame you ♪
♪ When I grow up ♪
♪ I'll be stable ♪
Nice.
♪ When I grow up ♪
- ♪ I'll turn the tables ♪
- Yeah!
♪ When I grow up ♪
♪ I'll be stable ♪
Oh, yeah!
♪ Sha, la, la, sha, la, la ♪
♪ Sha, la, la ♪
You didn't mention in the job interview
that we we're just gonna
be glorified stock boys.
My keen sense of perception
is giving me the impression
that you are upset.
- What is wrong?
- What's wrong, Artie?
Everything!
Look, just... Calmly, calmly, just...
You see, there's an energy
balance in here that...
- Don't patronize me, Artie.
- Patronize you?
Liste...
My bad.
Look, why don't we just
quietly work together?
You also never mentioned that we
would be stuck in South Dakota forever,
and you never, ever, ever told us
that we would be affected by artifacts!
You want to guess how many
times I've been whammied?
That's what this is about.
You think that somehow an
artifact has affected your health.
Stop second-guessing me, Artie.
That is not what this is about...
Not at all!
Myka, you've been whammied again.
I hate it here!
Not so fast!
Damn it! I'm getting old.
I used to be faster than The KGB.
So this is why you ran out on us?
You were jonesing for a corn dog?
Which I would totally get, by the way.
They're awesome.
Why are you harassing my grandmother?
She didn't do anything wrong.
That's right. You did!
Idiot girl, you used Mother
Shipton's cards on that ***.
- It's doofer.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You?
I-I thought you liked the ***.
- Oswald.
- You do?
You like me? Like, like like me?
So then why curse him?
He could have been hurt.
I know, and I'm so sorry.
It was an accident.
I was... I didn't mean
for anyone to get hurt.
I was just trying to help Ozzie.
I wanted him to show the courage that I
know he has so he could become a knight.
So, when he came into the
tent, I pretended to be Dooriya.
I didn't know it was gonna be dangerous.
Of course it's dangerous! Idiot girl!
Mother Shipton created
tragedy across all of England.
Well, then let's make sure
those cards don't cause any more.
All right, watch your eyes.
Nice trick.
All right, now that we know Ozzie's
off the hook, how about some corn dogs?
No, wait! This cannot be stopped.
The cards have been dealt.
They foretold that the
*** will become a hero,
so become a hero he must or die trying.
I usually get paid for
this kind of information.
"Die"?
Did she say "die"? Like, die die?
- Yes, die!
- Die!
No one's gonna die, okay?
We're gonna fix this.
Steve, why don't you help
Oswald pick out a nice hat.
Let's go buy a hat.
Does he really have to die?
Either he's a hero or a dead ***.
Okay, so how do we fix this?
Oswald is the only one who can fix it.
- He must become...
- A hero, right... As you said.
Is there any other way?
Or he could die!
Would you stop saying that?
The cards are presenting
Oswald with opportunities.
He should have been the one to call 911
or to rescue that little girl...
Or kept Steve out of checkmate.
He could be a hero. I know he can.
Really?
Have you seen him?
I mean, really looked at him?
Well, she has a point.
No matter.
The cards will continue to
challenge him until he does.
All right, well, I guess it's
time for Oswald to knight up.
His goal is to win the
princess, and to do that,
he has to win the tournament today.
So the cards will probably
challenge him there.
The time... I must go.
I have an exorcism in 20 minutes.
Okay, explain something to me.
If you really like this guy, why
would you help him win the princess?
Because when you really love someone,
you want them to be happy,
even if it isn't with you.
Wow. My ex-girlfriends had more of...
A scorched-earth policy.
Don't let anything happen to him?
Don't worry. I'm on it.
Now that I know where and when,
I'll make sure the odds
are stacked in his favor.
Good, because the last
card that I dealt him...
Was "death."
Myka, please. Don't, don't!
No. No!
Talking down to me does not help!
Look, I'm not talking down to you.
I'm just talking you down.
See the difference?
See, all this rage... don't! Oh, oh!
All this rage is just
'cause you've been whammied.
It's not just that.
That's right.
- It's everything.
- Right.
- It's this place.
- Uh-huh.
- It's a thousand things.
- I understand.
Do you know that I went
through my cancer scare alone?
- Uh, yeah.
- Do you know that?
- I'm sure.
- Alone!
Yes, I know.
And... and you didn't really need to.
You... you chose to
keep it to yourself, see?
And what if I spend the
rest of my life alone?
Is that my fault too?
Is that what you're saying?
Answer the question!
Oh, my God.
The music box.
Unh.
You shot me?
Well, it wasn't really a shot, per se...
More like an aggressive hello.
You shot me!
It just makes me angrier!
Oy yay, oy yay, oy yay! Gather round!
'Tis time for the Royal
tournament to begin!
- No, no, no, I can't.
- Oh, yeah.
I-I can't. I can't. I can't.
- Yes, you can.
- No.
- There you go. Attaboy.
- Uh-oh.
How?
With clear eyes and a full heart...
You can't lose.
I'm nearsighted, and I have arrhythmia.
Look, dude, you can do this, okay?
You have to.
Otherwise they're just gonna keep coming,
and you don't want to be chased
your whole life, do you, huh?
All you have to do is beat this last card.
How bad can it be?
Well, you had to ask.
Who challenges me?
- You?
- Me? Oh, him.
- Prepare to die, mortal!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
He's got to do this himself.
Whoa, whoa.
No, I can't do this. No,
no, no, you're doing it!
- I can't...
- Ozzie, you're good. You're doing great.
Keep him in the game, okay? I got an idea.
- Hey, no!
- I can't.
You're a knight now. Use your sword.
Aah!
Here, catch!
Ozzie, here!
Unh!
Ozzie, look out!
Nothing is worth this,
not even the princess!
- Hey, where you going?
- Coward!
Leave me alone!
Catarina!
I'll take you instead.
No!
Huzzah! Hip-hip, huzzah!
Hip-hip, huzzah!
We did it.
♪ I don't want to fall asleep ♪
♪ 'Cause I miss you, babe ♪
♪ And I don't want to miss a thing ♪
Oh, I don't.
I don't want to miss a thing.
Will you tell me everything that
happened while I was sleeping?
Ooh! Well, that could take a minute.
We need snacks.
Okay.
Mom and dad must be so proud of you.
Claire...
Um...
Listen, mom and dad...
Mom and dad aren't with us anymore.
What do you mean?
They're gone.
They were...
They were in the car accident
that put you in a coma.
They were?
- Claire, please!
- No!
The car?
That car.
They're dead? I'm starting to remember.
I'm so sorry.
I know I should have told you sooner.
- I just... I-I didn't know...
- But I wasn't.
I saw it.
I saw the crash...
So I couldn't ha...
I wasn't in the car, was I?
No...
You weren't.
You... it's... It's very complicated.
I-I...
Yep?
Is your sister there with you right now?
Great. Myka told you.
Yeah, listen, everything's okay.
No...
Actually, it isn't!
Don't defend him. He shot me!
Guys, get back!
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm really, really, really sorry, really!
I just... I thought that...
Bob Dylan's bus transfer?
Volta's biscuit barrel?
You think I didn't already think of that?
Look, the music box does not work that way.
Ooh!
Look, the energy has to be
transferred into a living human being.
If you'd only asked me, I wo...
Can't we just Tesla her?
In addition to the strong possibility
that Myka might be extremely
upset by being shot again,
there's also the issue of
the energy from the Tesla
boosting her telekinetic energy, so...
So, what, then?
Catch, Artie!
Oh, it's not Artie. It's me.
Hi. Just giving Claire the grand tour.
Want to help?
Nobody knows the stacks like Myka.
You remember Claire, right?
Hey, again, Myka.
- Hello, Claire.
- Nice of you to drop in.
I'm sorry, Myka.
Oh!
We only have a few minutes
and not many options.
Well, you're not gonna
put Myka in a coma, Artie.
You can't.
Claudia, not her...
Me.
He has to, don't you?
Seeing her like that, I remember now.
I remember everything...
The music box, how angry
I could get, mom and dad.
It wasn't your fault.
I know. I know. But
somebody has to do it...
Not Myka!
No, no, I'm not gonna
let you go back to that.
- There has to be something.
- No, but there's not!
You've tried everything, haven't you?
For 15 years. I'm sorry, Claire.
- It's okay.
- No. No!
I was there too.
I knew the music box was dangerous.
- Put me in the coma.
- No, Claudia.
I will not let you or
Myka or anyone else suffer.
Listen to me.
Thank you for today.
If I only get one day, I am
so, so glad I got this one.
I love you, little sister, and I am
counting on you to fix all of this.
We have to do this now.
Okay.
Wait.
♪ When I grow up ♪
♪ I'll be stable ♪
♪ When I grow up ♪
♪ I'll turn the tables ♪
I'll find a way.
I promise.
All right.
Yeah.
I now pronounce thee Sir
Oswald, The Lionheart.
Huzzah!
And offer thee my fair
daughter's hand in marriage.
Uh, gramercy, your Majesty.
It pains me greatly, but I must decline.
Verily, my heart belongs to another.
You knew, didn't you?
You knew that Oswald would save her,
so you told Catarina to run in the ring.
Well, Jinksy, my friend, I had a
feeling that Ozzie could be a hero
for someone he really cared about.
Oh, look, someone got left out.
Can't let that happen, now, can we?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, uh, I don't know if
you doth realize it or not,
but, uh, I was pretty helpfull
with Yon Knight over there.
Ooh.
- Yeah, well.
- That's so exciting.
You want to go get a chai latte?
- I wanted to show you this.
- What is this?
Claire.
It's all about Claire.
Yeah.
Like I said, I've been working on
her problem for the last 15 years.
I'm sorry, Claudia.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Claire...
Sooner.
I didn't want you to go
through all that pain.
I've always done... I
always will do anything
to keep you from getting hurt.
Please don't hug me.
The only thing that could make
this worse is you seeing me cry.
Okay, from now on, we
do everything together.
That goes for you too.
We're a family here,
and none of us has to go
through anything alone...
Ever.
Damn it.
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