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Bring out the big guns!
Swain for goodness sake? Why didn't you pick Swain?
I chose to go mid for once and here he is...
The Chiki. Chikiman.
And Kuklix...klani.
( incoherent stuff...)
I'm gonna listen to some music and just...play...
- Say what? - Listen to music.
So she won't hear what we're saying. You got the meaning.
Yeah...Yeah...
Simple as that.
What a drag...Do we have any vaseline lying around?
I have some.
Good.
I'll hand it over, once Swain's done with me.
Great. Let's rock.
- Music...Where are thou? - I am back.
Welcome back. Check out the enemy team and weep.
Where's Iced Earth...I prefer them over any enemy team.
- I saw... - Metallica is fine, too.
- Let's gooo! - I'm off, to go die!
What's my critical? 23!
What joy...
- And critical damage! - We're having Blitz.
And?
- Xin Zhao most likely. - Gee...we're screwed.
What are we gonna do with them? Darius won't fall, what are we gonna do?
Should I take the items I need, they'll go down in a blink of an eye.
I think you've watched that match, Ponti.
I wish you, merry deaths. Huh?
- You too. - I was playing as Gangplank.
Yeah, I saw. You'd reached 40+ when I stopped watching.
Alex, how come you have so little armor and damage?
Tell no one, but I got critical runes full.
- Critical red, blue and yellow. - Oh, we got Kha'zix and Blitz.
Damn, I wanted them at top. They're small fry.
- Gee...Kha'zix and Blitz. - We've got the beasts at top.
Alex, how does critical help you?
I do more damage.
Guys, try giving me the blue buff, whenever you can.
- Right now I do... - Redgohan isn't around, now.
- I do 100 damage. - It's 61.
Trust me.
- Can Ashe use similar Runes, like yours? - No, no.
Gangplank only.
Sweet Jesus! What is Voli doing?
Go behind the minions, Sona.
Voli, I'm gonna kill you, I promise.
Give me a minute.
- You didn't say so, I used my flash. - I'm sorry...Sorry.
- Is he having an omelette? - Ashe, you sound like a duck.
Such a draaaaaag!
- He's in the brushes, careful. - I know.
I'm waiting. - What on earth was that?
I just press random keys...
I ignited him. Let him go.
- Why did you get the kill? - I got it.
Why did you steal it.
It was my passive's fault.
I didn't use ignite, I still have it.
- I used my ignite. - I told you, it was my passive.
- Fine, I'm gonna cry now. - Cry.
(incoherent speech)
- He's kicking my butt over here... - I don't see him damage you at all.
Yeah, told you, I re-arranged my runes as well.
I used the masteries you suggested and Health, Armor and Magic Res runes.
Sounds good.
He's slicing and dicing.
Oh Etis is here! Hi Etis!
Hey, Toni welcome.
Well, well...
- Did you kick the visitors out? - They had to leave at some point.
Someone, turn the volume down.
- Someone, called Toni should. - It's not him.
Who is it then, me?
Is it me, by any chance?
You're using a headset.
I'm using a headset too.
Same here.
Leave me alone, Swain...
He's got like 5 liters of mana...
The more I see what my 'husband' does, the more I fall in love with him...
Listen to her...Her 'husband' she says.
Who's standing here absorbing all the damage with half life? She's seeing only the one getting the kills.
I can't see what's going on at top lane, I saw the one who got the kill.
Didn't I do any damage at all? I bit him and threw him backwards.
I'll tell Maria everything, Hector...
We break up! That's it!
Talk more about your 'husband', will ya?
I tower dived, so he could get that kill.
Say it...I dare you. I double dare you.
Don't chase them.
Come to think of it, it works.
Swain's got a tiny issue with his stun.
Who's trying to stun you?
First of all, who's playing which?
Come on, bear...move it.
I'm sure about the bear. It's Hector.
I bought him today, I played one pretty good game...
- Was that the one, I talked to Luffy? - Whoa, Xin's here.
I played one bad game and now, it's going peachy.
- Why is Xin here? - Cuz he's Xin.
They swapped lanes, apparently.
He couldn't take the pressure.
I've ran out of wards. Gotta get some more.
He couldn't take the Bear's fury.
Can I go 'B' really quick?
- You may go. - Darius was kinna silly, though.
He was pulling me, instead of GP.
You should be glad, otherwise I'd have died.
I tried Gangplank myself, today.
Kha'zix...yummy.
- Hector? - Yes?
Why didn't you jungle with Voli, you'd have a blast, you know.
I'm still learning how to play.
Did you hear me? :o
- You'd have a wonderful time. - Swain, can't get a proper stun...
I'm deeply moved, by his expertise.
Ah, you're playing as Lux?
Lux mid, kick-*** and stuff?
As always!
Ponti, I advice you to play Morgana, as long as you enjoy playing as Lux.
I can't control her... I'm useless at playing her.
Leave him be, he's dead.
- Morgana isn't that different. - If you gave me a hand, I'd be still alive.
He's alive! He's alive ****!!!
- He lived...he lived... - One at a time, please.
Why is he here, for like...forever?
- Where did the other one, go? - They swapped lanes.
You succeeded on only one grab, Blitz sir.
You wait honey...until I obtain my Ulti.
Luckily, Swain is stupid.
- Just like that. - Are we playing against the same team?
The only problem is, I barely have any mana left.
Sona, he's going to pull you.
I'll place a ward right there.
Let me know when to use my Ulti, ok?
Not now, dangit.
Hey, mom.
I'm playing with my friends.
No.
(and other random nonsense)
Bye, mom.
Music, LoL and mom.. at the same time...
Joy... :'D
- Amazing? - It was kinna freaky.
Careful, his grab.
Let them, get closer to our tower.
Come close to me, he's going to pull me.
- As long as they don't pull me. - Gotta go back.
Alright Etis, you may go.
Well played, babe!
- Guys....? - Well done, Hector!
- If they invade, ulti them! - You're huge, Big Hector.
Not even close. My boy's doing all the dirty job. Go to hell!
- Ponti....? - Toni...?
Did we play together the other day, I was playing Lux AD.
I didn't play yesterday, at all. Just a couple ARAM matches.
I wasn't feeling so hot...
So, it was Etis...
We got First Blood.
Toni, check out what a lucky *** Blitz was.
I will see it in a while... No it's Kha'zix's turn.
Voli, I inform you, you're on your own... I am out of mana for 30 minutes now.
Wait, I'll help.
I don't like your ghosty skin, Luffy... You look like crap.
- I'm going 'B'. - Fine, I'll take care of mid.
He's silly...simply silly.
What a close call at top... You escaped!
Get him!
Awww, what a nice bear!
Not again, darn it! I almost had him!
You won't get it... I do crits.
I missed him, man...
- Where are these guys, wandering off to? - I'm joking, man...I'm joking.
Why won't you play Lux as support, like I do?
Ponti is playing as Lux, now.
Yeah, just asking.
You like Sona's Ulti?
- I just think that... - Where are the rest of them?
Regroup, go bot.
- Lux can farm much more. - Get out of there!!!
Etis, what are you doing?
I'm dead.
Run, Sona, run!
Go, go, go!
Well played! YOU SHOWED THEM, WOMAN!
- How did I...? - YOU SHOWED THEM!
Guys, Blitz is terrible.
At some point, you're losing the lane, he could have gotten you both.
Especially Etis...she was right before his face.
No! No, no, no!
After them, go!
Aww...come on!
You'll give him a double kill.
Etis, the thing you just did was extremely nasty, but I'll let it go this once...
- I'm slicin'! - Should we get this one too?
You pretend you didn't listen, huh?
Yeah, I saw what happened with Blitz.
Check out at 13:36.. how mean Etis can become.
Extremely mean! I wasn't expecting that.
What have I done?
I tower dived my *** off to get the kill, you threw a single arrow and stole it.
Alex didn't complain...He died trying to get one and I took it from him...
Alex...a comment if I may:
In the last game, with the AP enemies, there was this ward you placed...
- And? - It was OUTSIDE the bushes.
No way.
Near Baron. It was right outside.
There's no way. I've never missed.
- I saw it. And it was YOURS! - Right, right...
It wasn't mine, I know that.
- Throw the arrow! - Done!
I was rooting for you and you didn't give a single crap.
There is no escape...
I rock, people! I am flippin' epic, people!
I'm that close to perfection!
- Where the heck are you going? - You crazy?!
Get the kill, don't mind me! I know what I'm doing. I'm the tank!
Now you see? One of us died and we got a double.
- Plus two assists! - Azizzzz~
Damn it all to hell...What would you guys do without me?
- Oh yeah...Etis does that. - I do what?
When two enemies ganked bot and you felt nothing at all...
No...Check out 13:00...
Wow, Sona saved your butt there! Nice one!
The only one you dump, is me!
Here he goes...
Only you, sweetheart...
You always dump me! Ulti, in the face! OMG!
You never do that when we play together, woman!
You've got company!
- Toni, do you work? - Me? I work-out...
No huggles...No huggles... Thank you.
Are we getting the dragon soon?
They will steal it, either way.
There goes, poor Sona... Blitzcrank Ultied her to death.
I'm grabbing the blue buff and getting ready for some AoE!
Swain is soloing the dragon.
I'm going...No, Xin's there too.
All of them are here. What you think, initiate a fight over here?
- Wait, I'll use my Ulti. - They haven't begun yet.
I'll do mine, in case they do.
Ambush, right here.
Behind me, in case he wants to grope some butt...
Don't be in the same bush... Spread out a little...
No way. Altogether.
You see them?
Yeah...
You're wandering off too far and won't be able to catch up.
So, what are we going to do?
Wait, wait, wait...
- Shall I throw Xin my Ulti? - Between them.
- I got my Ulti ready too. - Hold on.
- Hit him. - Xin?
- Done! - We're off!
He's gone. He flashed away.
- No spoilers! - Throw him over your shoulder!
No, no! Sona!
Hasn't anybody told him not to mess around with a Sona's Ulti?
This is a first: "No, no! Sona!"
When Sona is able to flash.
You shouldn't be afraid of any casualties, whenever I play as your tank.
I run, grope his *** and throw him back at you.
I saw what you did there...
We can finish it now, I think.
Let's finish it.
They'll kill us. Back off.
Chill, be a man!
- I'm the only man around here... - Epic ulti... D:
They're women...
Stop it.
Let's go back, guys. Back.
I'm still watching 18:09.
Let's go back.
He's all yours.
Help him, you guys!
Are you stupid? You're AD! Why do you allow him to leave?
Tell me something, why...
Why did you go all out, after I died? Explain that to me.
Speak louder, I listen to music.
Why did you go all out, after I died?
Cuz darling, we're... whatever.
We play very good, in this specific match.
Have you noticed we don't engage fights, only at mid lane?
Maybe that's why we're winning this.
Give me some time to learn how to play Voli,
and I'll become much better. I promise.
I see what happened at the dragon area.
It took us quite some time, we should have acted faster.
They surrendered. At 20.
- No! Why did they do that? - We're ****, that's why.
You were asking for it...
You say all the *** stuff, whenever I take a sip of something...
I think I'm helping you way better, by picking Ashe.
You're a very good Ashe, indeed.
Now, others know how WE feel, whenever we surrender at 20.