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Hi Harold, you're up early. Uh, yeah. I thought I'd get an early jump
on the day, and finally start writing that book I'm always talking about.
A book? What's it about? It's called "The Ten Easy Steps to Have the
Perfect Relationship". You're writing a book about how to have a
perfect relationship? Are we gonna do this right now? Do you seriously
want to do this before the kids have even left for school?
*** hit me, Harold. Just *** hit me, okay?
Oh, you don't think I wont? No, I know you won't, you know how I know?
Because you're a *** ***! Step across this line!
A *** ***! Mom, I need money for lu- are you and Dad
fighting again? No, no, no, no, no we're just-
*** the both of you, I'm *** sick of this ***. I'm going to Grandma's house!
You stay away from that drunk ***! Tell that *** *** to die!
Chapter one: Except Your Spouce For All Their Flaws, No Matter How Numerous They May Be.
Hi Betty, it's me, Caroline, yeah. Guess what? Harold's writing a book on how to have a successful
relationship, yeah, yeah. Crazy Day here. I'm thinking about writing a book too. It's
called "How to Be A Drunk ***, Lose Your Job, and Go Nowhere In Life"!
Bring that ugly, *** face here so I can cut it off!
I will *** bleed you, Harold! I will bleed you!
Oh ***! If one of you *** touches me, I'm calling Social Services!
Dial that number and it will be the last call you ever make!
I *** hate both of you! Harlot!
***. Son of a ***, Harold. You bought the diet
Eggnog again!