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God! God! What's happening?!
Why did we leave the house? Where is this place?
Dad. Minnak is fretting.
I told you that you cannot get a cat in a car.
What's happening?
Are we still at the traffic?
Dad this traffic is not going. We've been here for 6 hours.
I don't feel good.
Why we left the house? Was that necessary?
I cannot take it anymore. God!
Dad! Minnak escaped!
Good! Let him leave!
Go! Go! Let's catch him.
God damnit! Wait here Dürdane!
Like I want to come.
Dad. Dad. Why are these cars empty?
How should I know?
Come here ***. Come *** ***.
Why are there lots of old cars here?
Isn't that a 69 Chevy?
God. What happened here?
Dad how long have we been at traffic?
Hello. How may I help you?
There's no such situation.
Who was cooking the burgers?
Sir! Sir! You should see this.
What's that? Snake in the Nokia?
No chief. Traffic density map.
As you can see the main road from Tuzla to Avcılar is all red!
Oh my god! For 18 years I've seen such a thing for the first time.
18 years?
Didn't you start last week?
Yeah but I said it to sound cool.
I think it was cool. What do you suggest?
We need to evacuate the all east block in 48 hours.
otherwise we'll lose an area as big as Texas.
That was much cooler.
But we started sounding ridiculous.
I need to let the mayor know.
I suspect that senator McQueen is behind all this.
OK! Just Shut up!
*** dubber!
Oh my!
Isn't that Skeletor?
20th of February 1975?
How did it come here?
Oh! Let me see. Give it.
What did Liverpool do?
Damn! We lost against Chelsea again!
Dad! Don't you get it? Something weird is going on.
Yeah! We were last in Eurovision also.
What was that?
Nut is 1 penny. Nut is 1 penny.
1 penny. 1 penny.
Oh! Black silhouettes!
No dad! They are peddlers.
As you can see the traffic is messed up sir.
İstanbul is jammed.
No car can move.
Oh my god! Red phone!
Prime minister is calling. What do I say?
Don't pick up sir.
Take this. Take.
But sir!
He...ll...o Hel...lo..
Hello prime minister.
Who did you call?
Mayor.
Say not here! Say not here.
He is not here at the moment sir.
Where?
He is pooping.
God damn you!
I don't understand what you are doing.
In a meeting. In a meeting.
How is that a meeting?
He was in a meeting not pooping.
I can take a note for him.
Pen. Pen.
Hımm. Yes. OK.
Yes sir.
OK. Have a nice day.
What's he saying?
This.
I know you are not in a meeting.
You have 1 hour to fix the traffic problem.
Understand?
Dad they're coming! What are we gonna do?
I'll buy a bottle of water. Want anything?
Do you want apple?
What? Water now?
They've become man-eater! They're not normal.
Monitor? They are not selling monitor son.
IPhone sharger.
Not sharger!
Charger!
With C! With C!
Oh! Wafer guy is dead!
Let's eat the wafers.
Leave it dad! Come on!
Get in! Quick!
Anyone have an extra ticket? I'll pay for it.
Get it you idiot! Go! Go!
We are together! Go dad!
This is Taksim bus right? I don't want to get in the wrong bus.
Sir we found the source of the problem.
What?
This!
Mahmut Tuncer?
Sorry mayor. That was screen saver.
This is the problem.
This is the car causing the traffic jam.
If we don't hurry 5th street will be covered with darkness.
If we don't build a parking lot as big as Madison Square Garden
Michigan will turn into dust.
What's he saying?
I don't know sir but isn't he talking impressively?
I don't need to get impressed right now.
Prime minister is on my neck. Give me a solution.
Building the 3rd bridge.
It's being built already.
Building the 4th?
Not before finishing the 3rd.
Encourage people to use public transport.
Too boring!
There is only one way!
We can solve this if we blow up enough car with F-16s
And boom!
You saved the day mayor.
Isn't he good?
Now I'm impressed.
Get me the Air Force.
Then we should find a strong hair dryer for you.
Last stop Zincirlikuyu.
People are going to Avcılar should take the next bus.
Of course. Metrobus is the least effected transport.
That's why they are still alive.
I never forget.
23rd of February and I was going back home.
It was Friday.
Traffic between Okmeydanı and Mecidiyeköy is jammed.
You cannot believe!
We are moving feet by feet.
Then the inevitable happened.
Traffic is completely stopped!
We thought the reason was a road construction or an accident.
But it was none of them.
When traffic didn't move the time has shattered
and we get into the purgatory.
It's like we've been here for centuries.
It's all because of FAW
What?
Friday After Work
I'm sorry but you are stuck here with us.
This is that fur ball’s fault!
I played bet also and I couldn't see the game.
Seriously, where is Minnak?
If he calls I'm busy.
Sir F-16s are on the way. We can end this after 5 minutes.
I think u r busy hve fun!
Now he sent me a message on WhatsApp!
Quick! Blow that car up!
May they rest in peace.
Who are these?
They are the people who died on Metrobus.
How have you survived all these years?
When the traffic stopped there was a Cookplus truck next to us.
God bless!
All the supplies inside it kinda saved our lives.
Potato!
I love it!
Aa Minnak.
It's Bürol! Bürol!
With U! U!
You couldn't learn it!
What's happening here?
How should I know? I didn't get it!
These faggots are worshipping me!
We are about the extinct!
We need to find a way to continue our lineage.
There are lots of women here. Why don't you play a football game.
Metrobus' driver doesn't even let us kiss at the back.
How are we going to mate?
Are you going to *** me?! What kind of twisted game is this?
No!
Every year we sacrifice for our savior metrobus.
And for that we need cat blood!
Are you *** Satanists?!
Go and give interview to Time! Don't *** with me!
F-16 fighters were sent to solve
the traffic problem in Istanbul are
about to destroy the car numbered as 34 AQ 9946.
Now we are back to Liverpool vs. Man. Utd game and GOAAAAL!
Steven Gerrard is the scorer! 2-0 is the score!
Goooal! Goaaal!
Dad! It's not a good time.
They are going to blow our car up!
Your grandma is in the car.
Liverpool is winning.
I won the bet.
Double festival for me!
Dad! Don't be ridiculous! We need to save grandma!
Come on! Let's go! They'll cut my ***.
Bring Minnak here!
It's Bürol! Bürol!
Come on go! Go!
Wait stop! Let me see the tickets.
Dad go! I'll show it later.
I don't want to get a fine.
Quick! Get them! Get the cat!
The cat is escaping!
Sleeping again.
Is it noon already?
Where are those idiots?
Sir F-16s are waiting for your command.
Good!
Take my picture as I'm commanding
Send it to Prime minister. Take it as if I don't know.
Come on Dad! Go! Go! Go!
What's going on? Traffic is OK now?
Don't ask Dürdane! Turn on the radio.
Fire!
4-0 is the score! Luis Suárez!
Goooaaal!
***!
We hit underwater tube!
Really?!
Prime Minister.
Now we are ***!
Hello. Hello. Mayor is now *** sir.
Let me take a note.
Don't do it!
Don't take notes.