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I used to say why would I want to subscribe to
a YouTube channel. I didn't care.
But I saw couple of friends died because of it.
Then I came to my senses.
I subscribed immediately.
So just hit that button to subscribe
otherwise you'll be the one get hit.
Dear Audiences today we have no news worth attracting attention.
So we will try to create artificial agenda.
For instance, our cameraman is gay.
You can't even imagine! He is the mushroom cloud of gays!
Whadda *** are you talking about?
Stop man! It's just an artificial agenda.
*** your artificial agenda!
Go and talk about new openings or new stupid laws.
Where is this noise coming from?
Minnak is scratching the door.
It's Bürol! Bürol!
It's March. He got *** real good!
Son go and open the door. Let the cat get some air.
It's not gonna work if screams like this every night.
He hugged me from behind while I was sleeping.
What kind of cat is this?! I'm scared.
Take him to somewhere educative if you know what I mean.
Open the *** door!
I'm blacking out! I'm shaking!
Open it!
OK Minnak.
Stop! Slow down!
You'll almost love me too.
God! I've broken my promise!
Whoo! It's a dove you idiot!
Sorry man! I accidentally *** you.
What's this noise Sabri? Someone is braking the door!
Probably the cat.
Minnak has come I think. Go and open the door.
God damn the cat and his tail!
Hit lil bit harder. You cannot break that like that!
Hit harder!
Get up everyone!
Wake up!
Everyone hugs your wives!
What are you saying?!
Which movie was that?
Peter O’Toole was going into ladies room.
What movie are you talking about?!
Rum rum rum rum!
Was that Vicky Donor?
You are *** drunk! Go in quickly!
Don't make me slap you!
Ladies, lets go on in my room.
Sabri could you please bring us something to drink?
Are you mocking me?
I'll take you to the vet and make you neuter!
You're done boy! You're finished!
This is your last night! Enjoy it until the morning!
You'll see having fun tomorrow! Look at this *** of a cat!
And he says rum rum rum!
A vet?
Neutering?!
I'm so ***!
Stop for a minute! Purr purr purr! You *** my brain!
My best friends are my *** and cigarette
They would leave me if I had no money!
No garbage!
Orhan bro! Orhan bro!
Open up! It's me!
Good evening bro!
What kind of house is this? Everyone keeps coming in!
It would be better if I lived on the street!
Oh! I am living on the streets!
Well this is much better.
Who are you looking for?
If you are a tax officer, I paid all my taxes.
It's all good.
And here is my garbage tax!
Newly collected!
Thank you bro. I'm good.
Of! Of!
Tomorrow my most beloved asset will be ashes in the hands of devilish people!
What can I do beside drinking?
Kontes bring coffee to our guest!
Who am I talking to?
I'm talking to an animal!
Anyway it's better than talking to myself.
What! I'm talking to myself also!
So great! I don't need anyone!
Kontes?
Is that energy efficient? It that 50 watts?
Where did you find that?
I found Orhan! Found it!
I saved my wiener! Saved it!
Hellooo? Where you going tax officer?
Where is it?
Remote?
What remote? I'm looking for Minnak
I'll take him to vet. He didn't give me rest!
Hello everyone!
Ha! He is here. Come on. We are going.
Just a second. I have good news.
What news?
I'm getting married!
What?
Kontes. My love.
Kontes.
Oh god!
Come *** *** ***.
Even cat has a girlfriend! I don't have any score in the game!
Kiss Dürdane mother's hand.
May your life be long.
You see Sabri brother.
I'm done with those things. I want to have a family.
I gave up debauchery!
Well lets go and get the consent of the father.
I know what this is.
This is monkey business or let's say cat business.
He's trying to deceive us.
If I have that intention, may the god nail me where I stand.
It was the carpet.
Come on Sabri. You cannot separate the lovers.
Let's go and want the girl.
So? Who's daughter is she?
Orhan's
What? Orhan?!
Are we going? Let me get ready?
I should go to the hairdresser.
I smell bad things... But we'll see.
Afet. Get up and bring cologne for me.
They say Orhan!
Mr. Orhan. We brought a small gift.
Let's eat sweet and talk sweet.
Why did you buy small?
Anyway.
What kind of chocolate is that?
Tastes like cardboard.
You got cheap!
Sabri want the girl right away.
Or I'll get really mad!
We are literally asking for consent for a cat!
Kontes bring the coffees.
No coffee left?
Anyway. Everyone act like you have coffee.
Oh! Foamy. Thank you.
Drink it!
No way!
Mom just drink it.
Oh it's hot!
Idiot!
Now...
Our reason to come here
I won't give!
Come again!
He is not giving!
I won't!
Just stop! Let the guy finish!
I cannot give a kiss!
What kiss you idiot?! Why would I want to kiss you?!
Oh OK then.
God! Anyway
With the will of god
I won't give!
God damn it!
Yıldız don't hold me! I'll kick his ***!
Calm down mom!
Kontes bring some cologne for Aunt Dürdane.
Please understand a word what I'm saying!
Orhan! Just listen!
Don't make me beat you!
I cannot give anyone smile!
Mom! Bums are here!
Anyway
We want your daughter Kontes for our son Minnak.
It's Bürol! With Ü!
So many bakers and satanists wanted my daughter but I didn't give.
Orhan don't make me break your jaw!
Come on! Just give her.
OK!OK! You say they love each other.
I'll arrange the wedding. -God! We got the girl!
Let me kiss your hand father.
Go and kiss my fathers hand girl.
May your life be longer.
Did someone say wedding? Tell me I got it wrong.
Oh come on! Come on guys!
Mom the bride is so beautiful!
Who brought good gifts I wonder.
What kind of cake is that?
Did you like it?
I did it! Want the recipe?
First you need some cardboard.
OK! OK! Just shut up.
This is my humble gift sir.
May you live your life together.
Thanks bro.
He gave soda cap. Whose relative is he?
Not ours. Girl's family's relative I guess.
Congratulations.
Wow! Cookplus chopper ha!
Look nice!
Thanks.
Stainless steel blade. Quite mode.
It's great! I'm not exaggerating.
Kontes look at your gift. Kiss your mother's hand.
Well one day we'll come for dinner.
Dear guests.
I would like to make a toast!
Speak bro! Speak good words!
Bazooka!
Bazooka?
It's not a goal! It's a bazooka!
Come on!
I'm so touched man! It's so emotional!
Way to go Orhan!
Go man!
I love this guy!
Thank you friends.
Come on lets dance!
Attack!
Come on work your feet!
Stop what are you doing? Don't kick me!
This is our tradition aunt. We dance like monsters.
God I'm so thirsty!
Give me a lover lip.
Come on girl...
***!
Sabri I'm begging you!
How can you cheat on your wife?! You son of a ***!
I love my wife! I swear!
You cheat on your wife with those ***?!
And you are still talking?
Here lady! He's all yours.
Sabri brother! My bro!
You are the man! Come on!
This is my nature! I can't help it!
I know I pulled this trick but I did it because I was scared!
I'm happy this way! Do you understand?
Should I lie to you? I'm happy this way!
OK! Next!
***!
What's that?
Say goodbye your wiener champ.
No! No!
Don't do it! No!
I love evil!
Have a seat sir. The procedure will be done in a minute.
What's wrong with these?
Neutered patients. They're here for routine control.
They turned into lettuce.
I'm happy in this way.
I did it because I was scared!
Don't do it! I beg you!
I'm cutting animals because I couldn't be a doctor.
Oh my god! Help me!
Stop! You are brothers!
What?
Sabri bro?
Thank me because I'm a man too.
If it was up to Dürdane you would be ***!
You are the man! You are my brother!
Let's go. I'm too merciful for this.
You would be unbearable if you become like the others.
But if you scratch the doors or come home drunk...
I won't forgive you this time.
No bro! March is almost finished.
Last couple of times. I mean couple of days.
What happened Dürdane?
Orhan brought wedding gifts. Jerk!
This is garbage.