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it's a uh... a lighter story and one that i uh... certainly on a day like
today
uh... could use into uh... lighten up a little bit
a lighter unless of course uh... you are of these people
and just give you an example of that it's a wonderful uh... this story
this story is a wonderful view into just how demented
uh... this country has become in some respects after nine eleven
and also
uh... just how much scrutiny
is uh... paid
too
what we cleat
what we put on face book perhaps i don't know about linkedin although i'm sure
uh... and any other as social media
this coming from uh... b uh... british press
the daily mail now
i spose this could be a hoax
so let me just
practice
this story from the daily mail with maybe there'd been duped
because this story is still ridiculous to british tourists
kids now and their twenties
entering under rekha
on holiday as they call it in britain which is another way for saying vacation
dates we did
about uh... in the excitement of them coming to america
state we had uh...
uh...
leave and brian
on his way to uh... america
talking at tweeting to his pals about his
trip to hollywood
free this week for a quick gossip prep before i go and destroy america
para laid out is uh...
british slang
for
uh... did drunk
you know like impugn silly dude
ruling the last night you weren't actually ruined you just got so drunk
and uh... they all said like get ready i'll add a
three weeks today we're totally an ally
*** people off in hollywood boulevard and digging up marilyn monroe
so uh... apparently the department of homeland security which is uh...
being there
setting up false accounts on twitter
they uh... screen
for sensitive words like illegal immigrant outbreak drill strain virus
recovery
deaths
collapse
human to animal
trojan
so they re um...
they must attract disguised saying something about uh... marilyn monroe
federal agents
searched their suitcase
for shuttles
claiming that did the leads friend amma lee
was planning to act as lease lookout
well he rated marilyn monroe's too
apparently
these two dangers to america we're not bright enough according to these federal
agents
to realize you can't buy shovels in america without a permit
remember flux
it's people who dig up marilyn monroe not shovels
they spent twelve hours and separate holding cells
with apparently
drug runners from mexico who are in there for *** smuggling
they wanted to know what we do uh... according to you
uh... tutor i almost burst out laughing when they asked if i was going to be
lease look out while he dug up marilyn monroe
i couldn't believe it because it was a quote from the comedy
family guy
which is an american show
they did a full bodies uh... search honor apparently to see if she was
hiding in trouble
in her but also x
after twelve hours
they returned uh... the to do the airport where they were handed documents
which stated that they've been refused entry into the united states
emily's charge sheet stated it is believed that you're traveling with
leave and brian
who possibly has the intentions of coming to the united states to commit
crimes
there was a uh...
mug shot and a fingerprint added
he had posted honest twitter website account
but he was coming to the united states to dig up the grave of marilyn monroe
also honest twitter account mister bryan posed to the was coming to 'em destroy
america
uh...
they just said we want to have a good time on a holiday
that was all the mentalist week
he wouldn't hurt anyone
uh... so careful what you tweet folks