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Malcolm, you really must stop exterminating employees, we're running low on staff to answer the high volume of calls.
But they are incompetent, and they will not obey!
Look, we've got a new employee starting today, if you can't get along with him, then just stay away from him.
OK, I will try. What is his name?
Errm.. His name is Abdul...
Oh my god!!! He is a terrorist !!
Malcolm, you can't judge people by their name, just leave him alone, we need more employees like him, he even has previous call centre experience.
Mark my words...he IS a terrorist !
I need to know more about the new employee, designation: Abdul
*sighs* Ok, his full name is Abdul Akbar bin laden Hussain, born in...
Oh! he is SO a terrorist! All employees are in serious danger! Look, this is my serious face.
*Phone rings '24' CTU style*
I have to take this call, it's the president... of Metacortex, but malcolm, do your self a favour and drop this, he's not a terrorist.
Mr President, what can I do for you?
On phone: Bob, what the hell is going on with the staff there?
I've got figures here say that you took on 50 new employees in february, and 48 of them have been fired ?!
Well, our team leader felt that they were not really living up to his expectations and so... fired them.
on phone: Mmmmm...well, maybe we need to have a chat sometime about your team leader?
*Fire alarm bell rings*
Tannoy: Attention, please evacuate the building, this is not a drill.
Malcolm: So what was the fire drill for?
Ah, it was a false alarm... bomb threat apparently, but no bomb.
It is the terrorist I tell you!
Relax Malcolm, it was just a false alarm.
We shall see !
You son of a ***! I will ask you again, Where did you hide the bomb?!
I don't know what you're talking about, I just started today, I was enjoying it until now.
You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor... oh hang on that's something else...
You will tell me where you have hidden the bomb, or YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
Oh....I'm telling you, I don't know anything about a bomb!
Hey Malcolm, apparently, it was a real bomb threat, they've just caught Pete red-handed just trying to set it off. Security just took him away!
No, that cannot be true!
No, no, it is, Pete's made a full confession and everything!
Malcolm: DAMN IT !!!