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I like living here though, but Los Angeles is filled with crazy, I love Los Angeles like
nobody's business, I'm from Wisconsin, and but there are so many crazy people in Los
Angeles. And the craziest people of course are the animal people. And before I go into
it, allow me to make an announcement. I love animals. We all love animals. People are animals.
I love people. I love the tiny animals we have as pets. I love the larger ones we eat.
I love all the animals. I'm like Dr. Dolittle up here with the flipping animals. I love
the animals. My husband has an iguana. It's like petting a purse. But it's a perfectly
nice animal. Now when I was a child in Wisconsin, if you, we had an old dog or a very ill cat
you would sadly, very sadly put the dog down, put the cat to sleep. It was very sad and
then that dog or cat would go to happy dog or cat heaven. And then you would go to the
pound to get a new flipping dog. And it was a circle of life, and it was very beautiful.
And that isn't happening here in Los Angeles. Where people are like, the cat's only 17,
we're going to get dialysis. Are you? I have a friend of mine who has a cat that's 21.
21 years old. And in addition to the plethora of other problems that this cat has, like
it cannot move. It now has diabetes and so she has to shoot it up twice a day. You know
what that is? Time for a new cat. New cat, twice a day? Why do you get a cat? So you
don't have to do anything. That's why you get a cat. Because it poops in a box and you
can go to work. That's why you get a cat. $3000 for diabetic cat medicine for this cat.
You know what that is? 3000 new cats. Cats are free.